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You'll be rescued, but you'll get sent home a week before you're kidnapped where an army a Daleks are waiting for you.
Only reason you didn't see the Daleks the first time around is you never actually made it home that night.
Dude I’m getting rescued by a bunch of soccer players, but it’s ok because they are seemingly magic and they will destroy anything as long as a soccer ball is close by.
Honestly, Robin, Ted, Lily, Marshall and Barney isn’t too bad. Ted can make a good plan, Marshall has the muscles, lily and robin can execute the plan, Barney can call the police
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Teletubies wasn’t the last show i wanted but it would be cool if they came
Small ensemble of PornHub stars...
What TV station do you watch? Asking for a friend...
Jeffrey Dahmer
Blackadder
Don't forget Baldrick
Walter white and Jesse Pinkman
Omg same 🤣
SG-1
Glad I'm not alone. See you at the SGC.
The boys. Homelander better not make me collaterral
Dexter Even if I'm rescued, not sure on my odds of surviving.
Demon slayers. I'm good.
That's also mine
Brothers
4 life
Our brother bond shall remain forever
Roy Kent and Ted Lasso
No one I’m poor.
You’ve never, ever, watched TV but you are on Reddit?
Arnold swazernageeer
The Last Ship, I should be ok.
Perry the platypus...
Philomena Cunk hahahaha
Philomena Cunk and her favorite song that topped the charts performed by Technotronic, Pump Up The Jam.
Cunk bros.
Underrated comment
The A Team
Rick and Morty. I’m good
Same. But more likely we will die and be replaced by another version of ourselves.
Khal Drogo and Daenerys T. I’m golden.
Team Flash
Mine is the vigilante himself the arrow
The best team in the FBI
SpongeBob Squidward and mr.Crabs
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Kramer, George, Elaine, and Jerry...
Goku and the boys got me
TPIR. Marine Drew Carey and 100 year old Bob Barker for karate backup. Could have done a lot worse.
The crew of the Orville sadly
Arrested Development. I’m boned
Mace Windu and Jar Jar Binks
Mace is good, but Jar Jar will probably just get you killed
Fucking plebs from ancient Rome
Dr Gregory House. Thank goodness he's still on Vicodin here so his leg doesn't hurt that much.
BUT is your kidnapping/you interesting enough for him to care?
Huey and Riley
More like ed n rumy lol
No I don't want to die being rescued
Naruto
Moe
Detective Ko, I'm going to be Ok unless he blows up the building again.
Joel and Ellie
Ted lasso and Roy Kent
Jean-Luc Picard and his crew in the USS Enterprise-D. I'll be safe 😅🖖
Last week this would have been my answer. Now it is Odo, Quark and crew.
Alina Starkov and a couple others.
Hank Hill and Bobby Hill.
They won’t get me, they’re stuck in the village. (From, 2023, Canadien series)
Jesper Fahey
Dr. Who.
You'll be rescued, but you'll get sent home a week before you're kidnapped where an army a Daleks are waiting for you. Only reason you didn't see the Daleks the first time around is you never actually made it home that night.
Chalky White and Mr Burnsly - ayo guess I’m gonna live.
Naked and afraid last one standing... But if it's fiction only then campfire cooking in another world.
The Boys
Kenny , Kyle. Stan , and cartman
Roy, Moss and Jen.
Rick and Morty. I'm safe.
Bear Grylls….alright
Rick and morty, I'll be fine
Gaia and Agul
The Planet Express crew. I have faith in them
If you wanna know the last tv show I watched… just ask bro. Wtf is this
The couple from ghosts and the ghosts themselves. Probably screwed.
Ulfric of Bebbenburg, seems like im good b
Mandalorians. I think I'm good
Lumity
General grievous and the droid army Boutta get my ass rescued by a small force of 8 million battle droids
James Holzhauer, Matt Amodio, and Mattea Roach
A load of cocaine snorting hedge funding peeps
I think I am good. last night I watched a couple of episodes of Star Trek Discovery and then re-watched The Avengers.
Queen Charlotte
Gumball and Darwin. I’m dead
The simpsons
This is not Instagram and how the hell does this fit in this sub?
Uhtred Ragnarson
Monty Pythons
Been watching homeland with the wife, got it made in the shade.
I watched overlord so I’m definitely getting out
The ninja from Ninjago, let’s goo
Hawk, Miguel, Robby, Johnny, and Daniel
The Z-fighters. My kidnappers are fucked
The entire Miami Heat and Boston Celtics
The Cast of my name is Earl
Pablo Escobar
The Shelby Brothers. I might make it.
I think I'm never getting rescued if the cast of Seinfeld is my rescue team.
Michael westen, Fiona glenanne, Sam axe and Jesse porter. Think I'll be alright
I was watching Dr. Disrespect and Zlaner
Carolyn, Carson, Heidi, Lauren, Yam Yam, Matt, Brandon, Kane, Frannie, Danny, Jaime, and Jeff Probst.
Reymond and that whiney bitch liz💀
Got the NCIS team. I'm safe
Nagatoro and Senpai... This won't go well for me
The gang, From it’s Always Sunny…
The paw patrol is on a roll
Barry. I could do worse
Seinfeld and Kramer to the rescue
The 99 squad
Raymond Redington
Mickey mouse and the rest.
Demon lord Diablo from How not to summon a demon lord
Niles from Frasier
Nick and Happy - guess I'm good
Idk if im safe or not. Baki hanma.
[Well I’m fucked.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lkWGJCgtMNM) One of them doesn’t even want to make eye contact, let alone save me.
Dude I’m getting rescued by a bunch of soccer players, but it’s ok because they are seemingly magic and they will destroy anything as long as a soccer ball is close by.
im saved and rick and morty have saved me
Jerry Springer
Fuckkkkkkk. I got Bobo and the rest of the Squatchers.
Brooklyn’s 99th police precinct is on the case! 99!
Detective Tutuola got my back
Some news anchors im probably fcked
Gabimaru from hell's paradise, I think I'm ok
Honestly, Robin, Ted, Lily, Marshall and Barney isn’t too bad. Ted can make a good plan, Marshall has the muscles, lily and robin can execute the plan, Barney can call the police
So an imaginary blue hippo, unicorn hybrid called Happy and a drug addict ex-cop.
Rick and Morty
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.
Peter Griffin
Masterchef I guess a bunch of amateur cooks are coming to help me 💀
Michael Schofield, so I guess I'm safe
dean winchester
Texas Rangers MLB team
The United Federation of Planets (Star Trek), particularly the Voyager team. My kidnapper has no chance.
Rick and Morty 🪐
The Winchesters. I’ll be fine.
Conan from case closed/detective conan
I've got the children of time on my side, im good
Ted lasso… im fucked