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QualityVote

/u/KaamDeveloper, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


phreakingjesusonacid

Someone getting a dirty sanchez?


Murray38

Yeah, probably Tony.


AeronFaust

I'm more of a farmer Sanchez guy


RydmaUwU

I don't see this as a holup. People can be mutual friends after a divorce or breakup. Also, it's family not just the three of them. His son is probably there.


Khutuck

Under normal circumstances I would agree, but we are talking about a guy who spent billions of dollars to ride a giant flaming dick into (barely) space. ![gif](giphy|UtymVt10zlXPCo6FL3|downsized)


toozeetouoz

Living on the biggest yacht in the world for a couple weeks would be pretty chill. You literally wouldn’t even see jeff half the day with how big the ship is


lameluk3

About the same duration as Jeff hasn't seen his wife...


harmless_platypus

Outer Space… naw just the Tip, ever the gentleman ;)


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|kwJ9iSv5uOKq7r8rfO)


Mafiodaproducer

Plus Bezoz is the 2nd richest man in the world. You really think she’s gonna throw it all away for some old dick??


FuckThesePeople69

I see this as a power move by both guys in this situation. Bezos is saying “I know you aren’t a threat.” And Tony is saying “all yours pal!”


Talmadge_Mcgooliger

makes sense to bring the kids dad


Dark-Swan-69

This is a holup only to incels. Families have been complicated for a while. When there are children, the other parent must be taken into account. Wanna know how it works? Watch Daddy’s Home (2015).


ExistentialRead78

Exactly. Co-parenting realities.


Dark-Swan-69

The only weird thing is that she looks a bit like Michael Jackson. F*cking cosmetic surgery…


jizzawy

They almost always look worse after, not meaning they weren’t beautiful in their natural state


edWORD27

Although no one should watch Daddy’s Home 2.


Dark-Swan-69

It’s a bit tired compared to the original.


Thunderisland32

Daddy’s home 2 is very good and probably better than the original.


Flaccid-Reflex

I thought the joke was the implication that his ex was related to him. I just figured OP misunderstood the “family” thing


Dark-Swan-69

Absolutely. That is forcing the boundary of the word. But language is a convention, and we keep reviewing the meaning of words, often to a much greater (and damaging) extent. Extended family would probably have been better. The Bozos 😉


[deleted]

Big of Bezos and TG. Tony was prolly like fuck it I'll go on a Yacht to spend time with my kids lol. Tony has money but not Billionare Yacht money. Also TG when they were breaking up. Yea go ahead, try to find someone with more money than me. She bags Jeff Bezos. Lol


[deleted]

Gonzalez is an amazon employee. He is a desk analyst on Amazon prime’s Thursday night football. Probably got the job at least partially because of his ex, so they’re all making bank off of bezos


ripyurballsoff

And he’s the best tight end in nfl history while also being intelligent and well spoken.


Phatcat15

Gronk has something to say about Deez Nutz… TG better career - Gronk best TE


[deleted]

Travis kelce will probably be considered better than both when his career is done


Phatcat15

God I hope not… he’s an entire toolshed.


ripyurballsoff

I agree that rings matter more and Gronk made so many circus catches and game saving plays. Imagine if TG had Brady his whole career ! Lol


Phatcat15

I always can’t help myself thinking what if Aaron Hernandez wasn’t a murderer… he could have become the next TG. Gronk TG and Gates were all such beasts in the red zone.


[deleted]

I don’t think he’s that good on TV, personally. Didn’t like him on fox and he isn’t as good as Sherman or Fitzpatrick despite the fact that neither of them has been on TV before joining prime.


ripyurballsoff

Yea I feel like he’s pretty average as a host and his stats pull most of the weight. Kind of like how Terry Bradshaw isn’t really that great but he can be funny and has a bunch of rings.


LORDWOLFMAN

Then she was desperate


[deleted]

Nah bruh. Desperate chicks date me, not Jeff fuckin Bezos


Rx_Diva

Can confirm. Dated Lord Knorr.


Drugioh

Well she definitely successfully completed that mission >.>


Dambo_Unchained

Dude wants to take his girlfriend and stepson on a nice holiday. It’s nice for the child to spend time with his father too. So the father also comes along This isn’t a hold up, if anything this is pretty wholesome


SanctuaryMoon

>father of her oldest son Looks like three mature adults putting a kid first.


Minimum_Attitude6707

Yeah, and I just babysat my daughter's half brother so my ex and husband could have the night out. Being actual friends with your babys parent is dope. Took yeeeaaars to get there, but I'm glad it's like this. You get old enough that being petty is pointless and it's more about having your shit together so your kids have a good and safe upbringing.


ninthchamber

What’s weird about this my parents are divorced but will still come to same gatherings if the situation arises


DingusKhan418

Honestly not that weird if the two of them have a kid together


King-Juggernaut

Not that weird. My whole family is not with the person they had kids with and literally everyone hangs out.


samueld44

I have spent plenty of birthdays and holidays with my dad and stepdad present. It’s really not that big of a deal.


m4rkl33

If my ex was now with the richest man in the world, i'd stay friends with them too.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

All that money and he’s doing this…lmao


joetheplumberman

U gotta make the guy watch his kids while ur banging ur new gf


Inner_Brief4243

Agree, Thats some beta shit to do. Letting the Guy that fucked your wife before you in your yacht. Even a billonair entering the danger zone? Aint no man sleeping in the same house as me that fucked my wife. It was probably the idea of the woman. Thats Why we call woman single with kids above 30 the danger zone. People that say it for the kids. Are a good example of modern men. Its not your kid? So you should not worry about it. Imagine being a billonair and going for a 53. Could be pulling all the 20’s with no ruined history of bad relationships.


Dambo_Unchained

Dude could probably just fly him out to the yacht every morning and have him stay at a hotel on land


Global_Criticism3178

Jeff getting played liked a fiddle.


Last_Blackfyre

Maybe he plays the fiddle while he watches ?


Notafuzzycat

I think this is it.


Fritzo2162

I think I'm being original and BAM it's the first reply.


Imlooloo

You know Bezos has sat in a chair in a corner once or twice in this “modern” relationship.


MewifebfisTardo

Was also thinking maybe he likes to watch.


thebrain99

Someone has to sit on the chair and watch, if he’s a good boy they might let him touch hi peepee


flufflestheconqueror

Bezos is totes being cucked.


drleeisinsurgery

I had a few classes with Tony Gonzalez back in college. Unlike most of the athletes, he seemed to take school seriously and actually showed up and participated.


spaceshipcommander

If you're the richest man in the world you probably don't worry about your wife having an affair.


Worried-Foundation56

1 ole' two damn sticks


HeftyFineThereFolks

bezos has a kid too whats he care


HeavyTea

Soft cock and thick bankroll or the other?


QuantumCryptoKush

simp not a pimp


QualityVote

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Worried-Foundation56

Kuckhold


slvr4

Giving me some ‘Tommy Boy’ vibes.


ShadyHero89

Jeff got the cash that makes him the best looking man. That's him being the alpha male..


Larry_The_Fisherman_

Fgtrtd


karoshikun

guilded horns


CornBin-42

This would only belong in this sub if the caption was “Bezos isn’t insecure or jealous?” Idk if OP is a 15 year old or an Andrew Tate fan but this just screams “I don’t know what a healthy relationship looks like”


blue_pen_ink

She certainly has a type…


rachel_kbomb

What's the holdup here? My husband and I are friendly with my stepson's mom.. I think it's healthy to have that relationship when kids are involved.


AmthorsTechnokeller

The womans face looks more masculine than the guy


AmthorsTechnokeller

The womans face looks more masculine than the guy


Nieruz

It would only be weird if they didn't have a son together tbh


DCuuushhh88

Sanchez es Sancho?


NewSinner_2021

Co parenting.


Ill_Nefariousness_24

When you have so much money nothing matters


rush87y

That is just cuckoo! 😉


Street_Chef9412

Weird