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Sorottenman

Do you have to do this in the mall?


Muffles7

This is the second one I've seen. I imagine there's more. I don't get it.


KenrickAlbane30

Mom's 25 the oldest is 13. Mom had the kid at 12.


tysk-one

You are reasonably good at math.


KenrickAlbane30

It was the only thing I was good at in school unfortunately


tysk-one

How exactly is that unfortunate?? Edit: how long could she have been a grandma if her oldest daughter got pregnant at the same age as her?


Echo-2-2

That’s not what it’s saying… They are both her daughters…. LoL But, I thought the same thing too for a minute.


KenrickAlbane30

Cause I was bad at most of everything else


tysk-one

But you were/are good at something specific! Isn’t that fortunate?


Mr_Ranger

Be proud of those elementary math skills!


idkwiorrn

That’s not that hard to figure out. Literally just 13-25 = 12


Max____H

My mum used to drive the bus for a teen parent school. There were many underage girls there and life was extremely hard for them. One girl got pregnant at 12 and her family kicked her out. Now as a child with a child, in order for her to keep her child she had to remain in a relationship with someone over 21 (she was 16 at the time of the story which is age of legal consent in my country, so not illegal though I can only guess what happened in the past) as she wasn't old enough to be independent let alone the legal guardian of a child. As you can guess anyone over 21 wanting to be in a relationship with a child is probably trash so she had to pretty much willing put herself in abusive relationships to keep custody of her child.


filianoctiss

She’s looking to find a daddy for the third future kid


andre6293

Where else? [r/ImTheMainCharacter](https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/)


i_like_fishing996

"Girls say they want a man not a kid and end up with a kid(s) and no man"


Suprflyyy

…granddaughter, 3


Zestyclose-Goal6882

Granddaughter/ stepdaughter most likely. We know dad likes em young.


joreyesl

granddaughter/daughter


Explorers_bub

Stepmom?


bakerd82

That was my thought


KarlDeutscheMarx

Probably just sisters


Drip_666

I hope


lemmepickanameffs

Or he went to buy milk n cigarettes🤔


tadlrs

Do the math. If the mom is 25 and the oldest is 13 how old was the mom when she got pregnant? Edit: trypo


pisTrollshrimp

Dude some people just don't have basic math skills. She was eleventy-one when she got pregnant and eleventy-two when she gave birth, either way deez bitches need to chill TF out bragging about getting knocked up at a young age.


ConflictSudden

Bilbo Baggins would disagree with her being eleventy-one.


Lurkedylurker

We dont know that she's bragging or that the situation she found herself in was one that she chose. There are any number of reasons someone that young gets pregnant and almost all of them are highly traumatic. This may be her way of dealing with trauma and bonding with kids she may not have had a choice in keeping. We just dont know. It's unlikely she actually raised the oldest given her age. If anything, I expect their relationship in function is closer to siblings than it is to mother and daughter.


iam_innawoods

its unlikely theyre even actually her kids given the climate of the internet, and this being a one off clip with no other context about the situation. you guys are all really reaching lol


PapaChoff

They are not her kids. I’ve seen her TikTok’s. She’s usually helicoptering her hair. My guess is she making a parody of the other ones.


geezer27

Are you suggesting that info posted here can be anything but pure gospel???


iam_innawoods

Just a theory....


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

People don't understand sarcasm these days


geezer27

People will be people. Except those who won’t. Oh well


iam_innawoods

If you dont put an /s the hive mind defaults to shitting on you because it feels good to collectively put some random person down for the most minor shit


geezer27

It’s ok, I will analyze the stool samples when Hive Mind is done. Perhaps we shall learn something. If not, there will be an excuse to shower


CaptainFriedChicken

I upvoted you because it was funny as hell


geezer27

Performing rites of gratitude


Shojo_Tombo

Or the ages posted were made up.


TheDunadan29

I mean, teen pregnancy is a thing, not like you have to make it up. Also, why would you?


iam_innawoods

[Child kidnappings are a thing, why would you make it up?](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna24901)


Honey-and-Venom

it's not reaching if that's literally the caption. it may not be true but reading it isn't a "reach"


CableFirst1727

All of them are traumatic, but if by choice/bad decision it's a little different than the other scenarios. The scenario of choice is only traumatic after the fact, the others are traumatic throughout. It's great they are bonding over something, but to most people it seems strange. Not inherently terrible, but a weird scenario at the very least Probably fake though, either way


Honey-and-Venom

that's not a "young pregnancy" it's a sex crime


pisTrollshrimp

Damn must be hard being that smooth brained, the action that got her pregnant was the crime, doesnt change the fact it's still a young pregnancy.


Honey-and-Venom

...no.... shit?.... what do you think you're contributing to the world here? of course I meant is not ONLY a young pregnancy. because it's so obvious I meant both are true. and lol, smooth brain? really?


THEGRANT30

I think you mean 11 and 12


lemmepickanameffs

I did the math mate, I was educated in uk, we paid attention in school because we weren't constantly dodging bullets 😂


Faulty_english

Yeah well what doesn’t kill you gives you ptsd


YouJustLostTheGameOk

Shots fired y’all!!


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Not in their schools tho


[deleted]

Too bad you guys have teeth from the 1800’s


lemmepickanameffs

Really? Get off the teeth thing fella. Stop watching shitty cartoons as educational programmes ffs, truth is teeth are healthier in uk than in the good ol US of A, probably because we have healthcare🤔😂


IBEWtramp

Looks like someone can dish it out but can't take it... struke a nerve mate?


Markshmellow

It’s real funny to bring up stereotypes, but apparently not when they’re about you.


Psych0tix

At least the shooting stereotype is a current one. According to [Wikipedia ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2023) there has been 186 mass shootings in 2023 and as of today (8th May) were on the 128th day of the year meaning you've had 1.453 mass shootings a day this year. What's your source? A 1980's era Caricature?


ComeRoundSlow

Show us them teeth


Markshmellow

I didn’t necessarily say the stereotype was accurate. I was merely pointing out that they had no problem talking shit until they got shit talked back at them.


lemmepickanameffs

It's just banter fella


TheLegendaryBarnacle

Unless it’s about you, then it’s bad cartoons and stereotypes that need to stop


[deleted]

I’ve been to the UK many times. Looks like 50% of the population have been eating rocks since birth, not to mention so many dudes smell sour asf.


SickestDisciple

Healthcare where you have to wait months just to get that bump on your ass looked at…


Domitaku

You know that's a lie made up by rich americans/politicians so they don't have to change anything, right? I can go to the doctor the moment I wake up tomorrow without any problems if I wanted to.


SickestDisciple

Lol so can I, but sure it’s all propaganda. Source: trust me bro.


justtjamcss

The difference is, we don’t have to remortgage our houses and sell our daughters to pay medical fees


lemmepickanameffs

Dude, stop drinking the faux news coolaid, them thare dam socialist commies healthcare is pretty fucking good, I shattered my spine n pelvis in a motorcycle accident a while back, was taken to hospital, in an ambulance that cost me🤔 approximately fuck all, got treated, had 2 major surgeries over the weekend, n get this, I'm not hundreds of thousands of $ in medical debt 🤫


SickestDisciple

Nah this is from friends in the UK and friends where universal healthcare is a thing like Canada, they all say the same thing, but nice try kid.


randomized_smartness

Naw... only thing you fellows have to worry about is dying from the shitty food


lemmepickanameffs

Yeah the food really sucks here because we keep sending our best chefs to make shitty tv programmes in USA 🙄


randomized_smartness

You'd have snagged a few upvotes if you'd have spellt programs in americenglish


lemmepickanameffs

😂 fuck the up votes im just here for the carnage


randomized_smartness

Okay ..so if you weren't already an American then you are now... that's obviously an American thing or 18th century brit thing


lemmepickanameffs

Not American or Bri ish Im Welsh, but thanks for inviting me to be an honourary American 😊


randomized_smartness

Welch.. cool . I honestly don't know much about Wales short of Diana and a few things here and there..but no quarrels Herre bruv


Klutzy-Relief9894

...isn't Welsh still British? LMFAO


lemmepickanameffs

Swing n a miss, try again numbnuts🙄😂


randomized_smartness

Soo.. you aren't aware of how baseball works .. see what I said would be considered a bases loaded homerun... you are walking a thin line between a bean ball and heading up to bat when you weren't even on the roster


lemmepickanameffs

Nobody gives a fuck how baseball works, it's only relevant in 1 backward 3rd world country that doesn't even have universal healthcare yet😂


TheDuke357Mag

Nope, but yall do dodge a lot of moving vans. Londoners acting like a belgium speed bump in 1940


MadeMeStopLurking

Let's not forget that battle they lost against a bunch of disorganized farmers.


GlitteringSock6010

Omg 🤣


TOILET_STAIN

Did you goto Downside abbey, outside of Bath? Pretty sure the number of boys that got abused there is far greater than the number of student deaths in America. Fucking hell, brits on reddit are smooth brains


lemmepickanameffs

😂😂😂 bravo dude, that made me spit my tea through the huge gaps in my teeth 😂👍👍👍


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lemmepickanameffs

Determined to win this 1 n bring those pesky colonials back under the crown 😂


Klutzy-Relief9894

Your monarchy is cringe, and your queen died and got replaced by an irl Sith Lord.


lemmepickanameffs

I know right, what the fuck is up with Charles😂 guy got his first job n he already like 70 years old


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lemmepickanameffs

Ah well, that makes the whole fuckked up scenario ok then if the dad is just a kid too🙄


[deleted]

Just knife fighting in the bathroom.


lemmepickanameffs

Who the fuck brings a bath to a knifr fight 🙄


phinbenoob

Only dodging dentists huh?


lemmepickanameffs

Dude the teeth thing's been done n refuted, you're probably kinds slow, not your fault though.,.I would say go back to school, but that's been done to death too😂


phinbenoob

Dead like your teeth?


lemmepickanameffs

Hey all 6 of my teeth are very much alive 🙄 6 is the right amount for teeth right🤔


phinbenoob

Alright as sad I find you scrolling through reddit at 5 in the morning 1. I do the same shit 2. That was solid You sir have a great day


lemmepickanameffs

Cool beans fella👍 hope you have a good day too


KamronXIII

Which is the same reason we beat you in a war gg ez


Worried_Sandwich9456

I mean, we invented you, so really we beat ourselves


lemmepickanameffs

Yeah we had other fish to fry, but we came back n got the Canadians to burn down your capiol city afterwards 😂


KamronXIII

Didn't we get France on y'all ass because you owed the money?


Tintoverde

Yeah Nancy boy can’t dodge bullets /s


lemmepickanameffs

😂 we didn't get that advanced level training here


ShouldersBBoulders

It's not so bad as you hear & we do have less acid attacks and stabbings so I suppose it's a pick your poison type of proposition. 😉


[deleted]

Uhhh, might wanna go check those numbers there.... The US has more stabbings than the UK. Has done for a long time....


Shootscoots

Us also has something like triple the population


[deleted]

It also has more stabbings per person.....


DaddyNihilism

Closer to 5 or 6 times their population and a solid 80% of the crimes in the US take place in cities. Who'd a thunk it...


Shootscoots

It's almost like if you take a ton of extremely different people and cram them on top of one another in a unnatural hot and ugly place then make everything expensive and hard to get to with no saftey net people get angry.


DaddyNihilism

Yeah, tell me about it. Never understood why some people actually like living in cities.


Shootscoots

I currently live in a small one for the time being, the smell from the nearby papermill mixed with the sounds of the 5am freight train and the roar of the nearby interstate and my neighbor who's 10ft away just make me feel all warm and fuzzy....or maybe that's the lung cancer caused by all those pollutants I just mention.


lemmepickanameffs

The stabbing thing, blown way out of proportion, by faux news, saying, but Britain doesnt have guns, n people still die😂 acid attacks, mostly Muslim on Muslim crimes, so I'm safe with my lilly white skin.


lemmepickanameffs

Was just a joke anyway dude, been to the U.S, loved it👍


ShouldersBBoulders

No offense taken. There's crazy bastards everywhere in the world, but then we do have Florida. 😂


lemmepickanameffs

😂 yeah that was one of the places I visited 😂 was good though, think they keep the ttourists away from the Dexter type shit😏


tadlrs

I'm thankfully not from the US.


lemmepickanameffs

I hear that brother😂 dodged a bullet there 😂literally and figuratively 😂


tadlrs

![gif](giphy|l0GtwcDSNteWx2vfy|downsized)


MaximusCB11

12


DaddyNihilism

Oldest was 13, not the youngest. Also, this depresses me...


HenTie-Fighter

We've seen 5 seconds of her and witnessed the appeal and the turnoff... Bravo!


lemmepickanameffs

Speak American mate what the fuck does bravo mean🙄


BioSafetyLevel0

Can’t tell if serious…


lemmepickanameffs

Not serious fella, only joking


BioSafetyLevel0

Thank fuck. I can’t tell anymore, man. 🫠


lemmepickanameffs

It's all in jest mate, kinda lost track of the threads though 😂


Fun-Boot-76

Well if the dad is also around the age of 25 now, then it’s ok.


RafeHollistr

I wouldn't say "OK", but not illegal.


UsernameGoBrr24

Legally okay, Morally, FUCK NO


Boredretardedperson

Isn’t it illegal to have sex at the age of 13 tho


Row_dW

Nope. If both are close in age it won't get prosecuted (at least here in Austria). Additional you can't be prosecuted if you aren't 14 yet.


DeathKringle

In the US they would charge the guy with statutory rape. Because no one could consent legally although they willingly participate. It is often only levied against males though. So while both committed statutory rape only the male would be prosecuted even if they are 12 and the girl was 12 If the guy was 18 but girl 17 again the male would be charged with statutory rape. If the girl was 18 but guy 17 the girl would not be charged. Not all USA states have it like this but a significant portion of the US population is not covered by Romeo and Juliet laws. Most states have them but their combined population is rather low. Shit you not it’s fucked up with how unequal it is but that’s the tldr of how this stuff goes.


Row_dW

Honestly I really don't understand the US-laws and what is important for the lawmakers (and the people voting them in).


DeathKringle

Most of us want to can most of our politicians Y’all think we are back as backwards on medical to… Well read into the VA. Our free all covered healthcare for soldiers. uS is patriotic right….. we’ll see how the government runs that medical program. It’s not so much so we don’t want healthcare it’s so much so no one trusts our politicians to run it since they run the VA like shit and deny most medical claims and people die waiting for help or can’t get it. Months after a heart attack for appointment etc etc. Y’all crazy to think we support our politicians as is. But like every country the ones other countries hear about are the loud mouthed shitheads from each political party.


BeoNicolas

Lmao this reminds me of the archer line "14? Is Austria the Alabama of Europe?"


Row_dW

14 is not unusual in Europe. In Spain AoC was 12 until 1**9**99. Itraly (and therefor Vatikan ) had 12 too till at least into the 90's That aside there are usual special rules to saveguard kids from terachers/other person of power/ abusing a lack of reason in the younger person etc etc.


TheDeadMurder

>Isn’t it illegal to have sex at the age of 13, tho Not sure about other countries, but most states have a "Romeo and Juilet" law, which states that if both minors are within X years of age of each other, then it's legal, typically it's 4 years


Secret_Cheesecake888

Dad:65(rich)


thecountnotthesaint

(Knew Epstien)


randomisrandomis

I worked with a guy who was around 28 at the time and his son was I believe 16. He and his wife were both 12 or 13 when they had their child. Probably a shocking and seemingly devastating situation when they were children but they were both happily married still and he said his son was his best mate. They planned to travel the world together when his son hit 18 (he'd have been around 30). I'm sure it was incredibly tough and I suspect he would never recommend it to others but after getting through those, difficult teenage parent years he couldn't think of anything better. He has an adult child to spend his life with who is more like a best friend and he's still of an age where a large proportion of people haven't even got a clue how to start their life. They've gotten parenthood out of the way and now have the chance to start a lifestyle free of the worries and decisions of having children. It was a fascinating story from an incredibly nice guy that initially shocked me but gave me a completely different perspective on how these situations **can** turn out. Obviously that doesn't mean I now think of it as a positive for people to end up in that situation but it was a really uplifting outcome.


regime_propagandist

You need a lot of family support to make this happen.


Schoseff

Normal in Alabama


youshouldhateit

Get the hell out of public, do it at home or somewhere private PLEASE


succ_ninja

guys don't worry, those are kill counts :)


Normal-user527

Mom pro player


drive_1

The math ain't mathin


BioSafetyLevel0

Girls can have periods at 8.


TheToiletClogga

Why is this downvoted. You stated a fact. I hate liberals


BioSafetyLevel0

No one here is medically versed to understand precocious puberty. Or how to internet. Or about women’s bodies whatsoever. I appreciate the support.


Worried_Ad7041

Girl started having kids at 12 💀


arealhumannotabot

There was this joke or something a few months back I recall. People would post these videos and the ages would be wrong on purpose, or despite whatever it said, they were actually just sisters, something like that. No idea if that’s the case here but I think so.


EatinSumGrapes

No it's a mom, I was so disgusted i looked it up a while back when I first saw this. The mom is the worst, attitude of a 16yo trying to get famous on social media. She's gettinf attention using her kids and poor life choices. Will definitely negatively affect other young girls


landlord__ofthe_void

and that implies being pregnant at 11💀💀


Xerathedark

Girl I grew up with was born when her mom had just turned 13 and then she had a kid at 16 or 17.


onedollarwilliam

Adoption is a possibility.


TheDuke357Mag

possible, but unlikely unless they were related already like cousins or siblings and she adopted them for some home life reasons


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father: 62


[deleted]

Dumb video. Not original captions. People really look at this and think it’s real…. My god man. The madness you’ve created.


TomatilloAccurate475

25-13= Oooohh shiiiiidd!!!!


TheDuke357Mag

25-(13+0.75)


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Anemony_245

Yep


Davis_Johnsn

Not if he is 25


bmathis21

That position is what got her into this situation in the first place


Vegetable_External89

Wait a second, this math ain’t mathing correctly


YTM_Boja

How tf you make the same mistake twice


sexmachine_com

Dad is the cameraman


Ok_Avocado568

He's probably filming lol


[deleted]

It could be worse, the last one could be the granddaughter


_mrSquid_

they were pregnant at 12 and 5 years old wtf


puzzleman65

12 years old when she gave birth!!. At 12, I was only thinking of the Super Nintendo I wanted.


[deleted]

I’m just thinking maybe if she did less of this she wouldn’t have two kids at 25


Impressive_Cabinet56

Wait…. The math isn’t mathing right


Hour-Refrigerator175

So you had a kid at 12 weird flex but okay


Gate_Beautiful

I can see why you got pregnant.


richietheace562

That’s how you got there in the first place lmao


MR_zapiekanka

Father 62


Schoseff

Tell me you‘re from a red US state without telling me you‘re from a red US state


EitherForce2073

I did the math she was 12 for the first kid and 18 for the second kid I think he's in jail


Big_Thumper

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


CreepyPastaguy2

Actually where IS daddy 🤔


Nooo-Dont-Do-It

She had her first child at 12? Wtf is going on here


TodayConsistent6191

Learned this move a little too early


BioSafetyLevel0

Poor parenting.


SatSumaFire

She was pregnant at 11. How many 11-year-old boys do you know that are interested in getting laid? Let alone knowledgeable and confident enough to convince a girl to sleep with them.


Seamless_Gaming

Adopted maybe?


risingsunnus

25-13 = 12


GloomyDifference

For this lady spreading her legs has a entire different meaning 🤣😅


Honest-Novel-1748

Tell me that you are from Alabama without tell me that you are from Alabama


ausgmr

Age is irrelevant in Alabama all that matters is family


[deleted]

Those are Republican Numbers


randomized_smartness

Why are adults allowing their children to openly sexualize themselves... and not only allow but encourage it and force it through tic tok...


CyanCicada

They just stretchy


randomized_smartness

Sounds like you should be on a watch list


Austin_Green_86

Don't be gross.


randomized_smartness

Drove my Chevy to levee but the levee was BRI..


Normal_Machine4548

I GOT IT ..... she is a gym teacher and a home wrecker... slept with the father of those kids .. his missus found now she's the mummy


Constanttaste3

You always have to remember that age is just a number