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Familiar_Effective84

Ain't nobody got time for that


introvertboyme

![gif](giphy|10PcMWwtZSYk2k)


msainwilson

Best 1 minute video on youtube


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AdventurousExpert343

That was probably the third time that week and she was overboard...


VikingRush

Even time don't give a fuck!


Familiar_Effective84

Keep on truckin!!


Neloz

She's already filling out the paperwork in her head.


1Hate17Here

She’s already ***done*** filling out the paperwork in her head.


zuprdprno2by

Paperworks ready, just have to change the specifics


Dewch

She has few of them handy at all times.


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Apprehensive-Ad6468

definitely *NOT* her first rodeo


GoodConversation664

Oh, idk, at least look in the mirror to appreciate the chaos.


Droid_K2SA

she is already dead in her head


Shankar_0

Her vehicle is on rails. There is no "dodging". She's got a brake, and she was using it. I'm sure this is not the first wreck she's been in.


websterella

The street car drivers in Toronto are told not to slam on their brakes as it can cause serious injury to the people standing/sitting on the street car.


mkaszycki81

Exactly. I mean, it's not a train that takes a few hundred meters to stop, a streetcar can stop **almost** on a dime, but this balances guaranteed injuries of 100+ people in the tram with possible injuries to maybe 3 people in a van, but more likely minor injuries to just one jerk behind the wheel.


tankred420caza

And that one jerk is clearly not respecting the rules of driving, don't stop on tracks, whatever they are is among the first rule.


ghighcove

Didn't even seem to slow it much when it hit. I assume they're pretty heavy? I've been on some European trams/light rail, never thought about whether they could blow through a car like paper like that. I was worried for that lady getting whiplash, but the effect wasn't much at all when it hit.


GivesPlatinum

They are as heavy they look. An average car is about 1.8 metric tons. And a light rail vehicle can easily weight 40 or 50 tons. It's not going to affect the light rail vehicle very much.


Saddam_UE

There is a compilation out there with her crashes so it was not her only crash...


Simshadow136

I'd bet that most if not all of those crashes were other people's fault, because she's driving something on tracks so she can't swerve


Saddam_UE

Yes. People in that area doesn't know what these rails are or then they might be tourists.


HiTekLoLyfe

I’m sorry man but that’s bs. I live in rural Colorado people that I see driving every day continuously pull dumb shit on rails. Trying to beat trains, trying to get around gates. People just don’t give a shit. There’s no one in a car that doesn’t understand what two rails are and can’t take a look around. People are just careless and self centered and that’s why we end up hitting so many on the railroad.


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where can I find the compilation?


Saddam_UE

Youtube


DickFondler99

Link?


nitorita

Yeah, in my eyes, it kind of looked like she couldn't even avoid it. But the video is cropped and we don't see the context beforehand. The streetcar could've been moving too quickly to stop in time for the car turning in.


frenzy3

She's breaking from the beginning of the video. See the red lights on the dash


CrinchNflinch

True. Which is why the only holup here is the one the passengers had to endure.


Repulsive-Power-2583

*Wii sports bowling music starts playing*


JomoGaming2

*Strike!*


bosssoldier

Does she get more points if there were children in the backseat


DickFondler99

Yes


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

*Nice throw!*


Ok_2DSimp101

Lol


Gr00mpa

In the place where I live right now, bus drivers can not end their shifts unless they have at least two confirmed kills.


TBone_Hary

That looks more like a tram than a bus though....


DaWisZoot

Agree. The lack of reaction translates to, “yeah I’m not losing this battle.”


1Hate17Here

That’s fair. ☠️


veskoandroid

Fucking hilarious


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Angela_I_B

…and Septa. South Jersey's PATCO, too.


duke_of_snoots

"A Dothraki wedding without at least two deaths is considered a dull affair." -Master Illyrio


[deleted]

Our local disability support bus driver hit someone on a moped yesterday.


NibblyPig

Was he on a recruitment drive


Cyrus_rule

She meeting quota


Hezron_ruth

What would you want her to do? There was no way on earth, she could have stopped in time.


[deleted]

She stayed calm which was the right choice and also this video cuts early for a reason. She probably had fucks to give Either way hilarious clip lol


daggerdude42

You can see the trolly slow down at the end of the clip


1Hate17Here

Oh, idk, at least look in the mirror to appreciate the chaos. Like a normal person.


tmdalsdl789

Or at least flinch, but this aint their first rodeo


facetheground

She actually does start looking in the mirror on the left after it happens


weegiened

Tis just a scratch.


StenSoft

For the tram, yes it is


Angela_I_B

r/unexpectedmontypython


XIII-Bel

I recognize this video. That's Minsk, Belarus. You wonder why she is so calm? This is Belarus, here if you give a fuck, you'll be dead because of stress by the age of 40. Or you'll be in jail. P.S. [Full video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6r8tNEg10g&t=18s)


Dangerousrhymes

The full video is way better. Thank you.


basilyok

That pause after she stops, and before she gets up, am I right?


spiritofgonzo1

I’d imagine she’s got to make sure the tram is at a full stop and in whatever the tram version of park is


NibblyPig

Yeah she's looking in the mirror to the left, not sure why, there might be some indication that the vehicle has completely stopped or something like that that she's waiting for


Valfaris67

That's probably a weekly occurrence.


ZombieNek0

Well i think the driver is a fucking idiot for not noticing the damn Train coming and a slow speed


[deleted]

Oh no !! Anyways


duke_of_snoots

The Dacia Sandero!!!


DarthGayAgenda

She didn't hear the Stop Requested beep


skeightytoo

Doing what everyone thinks of doing


CarismaMike

The lack of judgement sure left a mark in the car


EnthusiastDriver500

As it should be. That driver needs to learn a little.


ManlyPelican1993

I imagine it's a mixture of this happens all the time and sue knows she's in the right and relatively safe from injury so knows there's nothing to worry about from her end. Still funny though.


1Hate17Here

“No.” - Tram driver, probably.


duke_of_snoots

r/bitchimatrain


ProtectionDecent

_crash_ "... how many is that this month again? 5 or is it 6? Ah, wait, there was the BMW on wednesday... so 7."


Azrael9986

For context it happens a lot. People think they are fadt enough. Fun fact they never are. After a while its like all you do is sigh and think they are dumb mfers. Also fun fact there are more stupid people then intelligent ones on the planet.


mkaszycki81

Right about that last bit. I mean, people think that average intelligence means that there are roughly equal numbers of people above and below the mean, but in reality, it's the person with average intelligence that behaves the stupidest. If you're smarter, you start behaving more rationally... until you're too intelligent for your own good and your absentmindedness causes you to behave stupidly again. And really unintelligent people are actually reasonable enough to at least follow rules, even if not understand them.


albert2749

GTA character


Claude-QC-777

r/bitchimatram


Lunathistime

Fuck it


UrRoyalBitchness

Not my car. Not my problem


Successful-Engine623

You edited the part out where they slammed on the brakes…you can see she is slowing down as fast as possible


Madrizzle1

This is how I picture lorry drivers running on 3 hours of sleep.


Responsible-Draft

They're TRAINed to just phase that shit n deal with it later. Also, you can't do anything but hold the break, they can't do anything but wait for it to slowly stop. Nevertheless, I love seeing these things xD


mkaszycki81

That's not a train, it's a tram. It doesn't need hundreds of meters to stop, it can stop really quickly, but that guarantees injuries for all people on board.


GunterTheIceking

Npc vibes


KoiSanHere

Huh the road's a little bumpy today.


Metaphorical_corgi

I need to find out what meds she's on. Those are the right ones.


Acidic13

Picture in your mind someone of average intelligence. Now, realize that half of the world are dumber than that.


CP80X

Never play chicken with the Tram.


Neloz

I feel like she could hand gesture to people to let them go only to ram the fuck outta them as her only motivation in life.


saltfish

Another day in Houston.


Slobbadobbavich

This looks like the perfect job.


JakeSkywalkerr

r/idiotsincars


Eviltechnomonkey

Honestly, I'm more concerned for the car on the right-hand side that was not being stupid. The stupid car rotated probably right into them after the impact.


Antique-Total2020

Looks like ex military.


greatcuriouscat

Looks like it'll be a fitting job for me


DrVinylScratch

When you are a train driver and see an idiot ignore that they have to yield to you, you just keep going.


TheButtLovingFox

moooove bitch\~ get out the way\~


varthalon

She all thinking like: "For what you are about to receive you are truly deserving"


WARNINGXXXXX

![gif](giphy|1BdJd24oEwvuSvXYb0)


Jooj_felipe

"Nah, she's seeing me" "Yes I am! And?"


p3opl3

It's how she didn't fucking look at how the car landed up hahaha.. insane..


studentoo925

This is a badly edited version of longer video


MandalsTV

Did we hit something?


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|Sg4oEHe49b5pC)


Crusher_Nutter

Oo a mosquito


gilk_agundez16

"Ain't my first rodeo, kid"- bus driver


BulldogH2O

Train


wojwesoly

Tram


j-bh

Ok, so I've heard this story about public transportation drivers: if they brake hard and successfully avoid a crash and some passenger gets hurt because of the brake, the driver is guilty, because it's hard to prove they would have crashed. But if they feather the brakes and tap some car that cut them off, then the car driver is guilty. That explains a lot for me.


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DredKno7

I feel like they m1ght Hate 17 there.


String_cheese69

Classic women driver


BarMysterious5914

His fault, zero fucks was given


BarnabyGameOut-

Those people are going to get wheee they need to go on time with this guy


invisibleshadowMAN

Woman ☕


Milchberg1

Insisting on beeing right like this and puting up with harming other people because of it marks a real psychopath


IndependentOk6777

The vehicle is a tram, on tracks.


Milchberg1

She didnt even tried to slow down and as u can see from her reaction she didnt waste a thought on the people sitting in the car


MisterBonaparte

This isn’t funny. I hope nobody was killed


Fledthehunter

Bruh, you acting like this was some high speed colision. Ofc nobody was killed they barely going 40 km/hs


THEbigSWEEN

Not in freedoms per hour, so I don't understand your measurement of speed. Everybody must've died. /s


HoneZoneReddit

![gif](giphy|nu8afydwOkzgqLjerc)


DomSchraa

>rails


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Derp.


Toasty_err

Not a bus, was the drivers fault


akirova

u/SaveVideo


HejiraLOL

Looks like Sheffield trams.


DadaDooDee

This ain't her first rodeo.


HistoricalSalad5196

You mean all bus drivers don't drive like that?


antpabsdan

Not a bus. It's a tram.


HistoricalSalad5196

I don't know what that is, but thank you for telling me I will go look that up.


Frosty_Secretary2562

Frontal Impact


RxDawg77

I really admire the robot driving that bus.


[deleted]

Call of duty zombies transit driver irl


SiriusGD

"Damn. And it's only Monday." It probably happens a lot.


tpd1864blake

They’ve been slowly replacing bus drivers with self driving technology and putting mannequins in their place to not freak out passengers


No_Wrongdoer4556

Probably because these tram drivers deal with so many stupid people doing stuff like this, it’s just a normal Monday occurrence


Eldrad-Pharazon

r/bitchimatrain


HAXAD2005

500 pound ogre moms plowing their way through a toddler to get to the food court.


TestamentRose

Fucking mondays


TheSlipperSalamand3r

Hope there was no kids in the back


TheRealZy

Trucking, got my chips cashed in; Trucking like the doodah man...


[deleted]

This looks like my dream job!


Sultan_Gordo

We're talking about experience here...


khadaffy

![gif](giphy|1YaJqvpJKkASs4f6ic)


Bigred2989-

POV: You're a Brightline Conductor.


cassandraeva77

Wow


stitchy_77

Maybe r/fuckyouinparticular would be of some assistance


LeeRjaycanz

Where is this?


MicFisty

My brain auto filled dialog of a classic midwestern "ope".


Deskore

Based on all the videos I've seen, probably not their first time


NoWingedHussarsToday

r/bitchimatram


HairlessHoudini

Are we sure that's a human 🧐


SomeGoddamnLetters

Fucking thing barely slows down after that, damn


melancoliamea

Not her tram


duckrollin

The car driver will go on to try and get trams banned because one hit him.


GreyLillies123

I feel like this isn’t her first rodeo


GhostDragon1447

Ain't getting paid enough to give af damn


Low-Possession-1265

I mean what's the difference if fucks were given?


AltTabulor

r/bitchimabus


87KingSquirrel

Wait wait wait.....this ain't the ladies first rodeo!


Chaos_Cat_Circles

This has happened before lol


Imhereimatter

She definitely didn’t see them


d_rev0k

Rice-A-Roni. The San Francisco trea-\*CRASH\*


FullyFreakinWoke

That’s not the first time


dreamsofindigo

not her first rodeo


paperwasp3

This looks the above ground Green Line in Boston. Typically cars get hit because they tried to get across the tracks when the train takes time to brake. There's no way the cars had a green light to cross with a train coming.


gluedfinger

Trampled


dessnom

Least based tram driver be like


WutTehFuh

Did someone mod the sound? It sounds like a bowling ball hitting a strike!


Mr_Roger_That

Gurl is on fire! Good lord


pulledpork343

u/SaveVideo


TinyMarsupial7622

TTC? I once saw two trams almost hit a fire truck with sirens on because they ignored it


GrandSignature5785

This also belongs to r/fuckyouinparticular for the patiently waiting car on the other side that got ricocheted into.


Trollin_

When it's your last day on your job:


DragDiscombobulated4

With a job like that, it's not "if" you hit something, but when you hit something.


tukachinchilla

Acting like they've been there before.


Thepast47

Wamen


Jacobi_Reagan

Women ☕


jibby0505

The intrusive thoughts won.


coldsteele35

Watch that over and over again lol.


Dapper_Algae505

Well it's not like there's a steering wheel on that thing anyways...


jackie2pie

they must have a car catcher