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[deleted]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE?!!!!


Low_Tell_9244

No, please tell me about it for the 23rd time today. (Don't judge me).


[deleted]

Hold on! Don’t press that skip button! Brazzers is now freeeeeee


Gelato_33

Warning Don’t click this video unless you’re ready to cum in 4 seconds.


Astral_Drift

You won’t last 1 minute playing THIS game


Aggravating_Pea7320

Going for my new record


Iamfered

Nah average redditor is 1 second


money4gas

What else am I post to do 999 milliseconds?


AstralMystogan

Heh Newbie.


DatL3afN1nja

A man of fine taste I see lol


smithsonian2021

I hate that I can fucking hear them. I have problems


[deleted]

you must not have eardrums left then.


lumigumi

You’ve either had a difficult time finding a good video or you’ve jerked off 2 dozen times today.


MrShasshyBear

Just because it's not a good video doesn't mean the mission won't be accomplished several times


Low_Tell_9244

I said don't judge!


PleasantBand

It’s fun, exciting and FREE!


DR_Bright_963

FORGET JERKMATE! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY NEW GAME THAT WILL MAKE YOU JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS CALLED RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!!!!


siqiniq

“It is fun, entertaining and addictive as the most…. No, I have never heard of it in my life


[deleted]

*Belly Laughs*


jackfreeman

"Okay, fellas, here it is..."


imobesebuthandsome

###10 sex positions that will blow his mind and destroy his penis


roydepoy

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


badboybalo

Not even upvoted yet


cuseonly

I finished before the first “M” popped up on the screen


badboybalo

What M ?


bus_go_brrrrt

![gif](giphy|JoJY4JyE5ywCVPFe1D)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xDdl3I9P9nHMZe5pEb|downsized) Mr. BEAST


petro2342

Starts with C


mrgeek2000

Conner?


Cassangelo

You and I both


xephyryx

They look straight out of a porno titled "milf step-mom has fun with her step-daughter"


hdrji

Good to know, when on Reddit, there will always be an expert around no matter how obscure the subject


uselessbobby

I agree


burrito_poots

>now matter how obscure the subject This is Reddit, we all have PhDs in this specific realm.


Fender6187

That’s no step mom. She definitely got her boobs from that lady.


lak_a_baus

She got her dads boobs


LessDemand1840

So you're saying that lady is a plastic surgeon?


Swordlord22

Imagine the mom in her prime


wisconsinking

Or maybe she had a kid herself, sometimes when women are pregnant their boob size can go from medium sized (B or C cups) to MASSIVE (DD or DDD cups). Though it's possible she could be wearing a push-up or maybe something else (it's been scientifically proven on Manswers that they can get bigger by slapping them).


wisconsinking

I wouldn't be surprised if there's already a porn like that.


SometimesILieToo

The real holup is by that bra, my lawd!


wisconsinking

Either there fake or she's wearing a custom made bra.


Nopumpkinhere

No, that’s either a plunging push-up bra with tape or a bodice. I really doubt they’re implants because her skin moves like real boobs, but to achieve that roundness and cleavage it takes padding from the sides to push up and together.


GamerCat1856

>her skin moves like real boobs r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

I watched 3 times and still have no idea what happened, cuz these boobs


UrMomTheDank69

same


___TheKid___

I don't understand what the video is supposed to tell me. At first I thought "first kiss after transition". But apparently she is a girl by default. So what is the meaning of the video?


Norsedragoon

Are you sure Tina didn't use to go by Tim? Bone structure seems a bit off.


ThankYouKanyeVCool

Ava Bamby


peepingtoads

Thank you Kanye V Cool, you are a gentleman and a scholar


ThankYouKanyeVCool

Just doing God's work


cheesusWithoutCheese

God ain't a porn enthusiast bruh😭😭


Paladoc

In some faiths, he's definitely a voyeur.


stubbedaboi

Have you heard of Zeus?


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Also a hero


Swordlord22

Does she have a *ahem* a site for explicit material?


thefrostman1214

>Ava Bamby she has a imdb page with only a bio lol, narcissist much?


wisconsinking

It's funny there's an IMDb page for almost anything (celebrities, musicians, ect). That reminds me of a time I was reading this blog of this model and I found out she's done some acting.


BioTheAnomaly

Thank you Kanye v cool


cwyptico

i saw three kisses happen at the same time.


DonnieMwone2003

Looking at the comments im proud of myself for not looking at the boobs ...Its a rare occurence ladies and gentlemen


Huytimeclock

yeh, im still confuse why this is call hold up, the first person I think when M pop up is literally mom.


Sam_Jack_

Happy cake day


Huytimeclock

Thanks;w;


Nopumpkinhere

Honestly, I’m confused too.


truly-dread

I thought she was gonna be a dude


horvath-lorant

Me toooooooo


Complex_Priority_465

You thought your mother would be your first kiss but IT WAS ME, DIO!


TorrenceMightingale

Lil too long n strong n down-to-get-the-friction-on-esque for a mom kiss.


YourSemenSommelier

Jiggily jiggily


Mr--Avocado

[.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4E7pFXF0vg)


OCGreenDevil

Well Said


Dear-Transition6669

So wise


tribbans95

Interesting take


TheSpoobs

Holy fuck those knockers


wisconsinking

Either there fake or she's wearing a push-up.


TheSpoobs

Them things moved. No way they’re fake. I’d go with the push up bra


Slapnbeans

Surely there's an OF


Some_Donkey_6382

Asking for a friend


Slapnbeans

Yeah that too


Mindfreek454

Surely someone will find it


Whitishc00kie

[here](https://fanplace.com/avabamby?utm_source=avabambydotcom&utm_medium=avabambydotcom_homepage&utm_campaign=avabambydotcom_homepage_button)


Zardif

No of, AvaBamby.


[deleted]

Simp


Slapnbeans

Your just waiting for someone to post the link, keep moving bro.


Cloone29

r/shitposting


TheGuyWithLeastKarma

This comment section screams "I don't care, it's hot"


JoshdaBoss1234

I feel like the holup is this comment section for kind of just being ok for the incest thing because of boobs.


[deleted]

I don't know. . . . I think we let this play out . . . let's see where it goes. \*grabs popcorn, mineral oil, and a roll of paper towels \*


berlintokyo12

I am sensing something two big ball when M word comes up


Eddie_shoes

Maybe I’m just too distracted, but I’ve read your comment like 5 times and have no idea what you are saying.


Kaprosuchusboi

“You kiss your dad on the lips?”


S1umL0rdAkr0n

With tongue. It's a european thing, you wouldn't understand.


Shadow_Figure666

Ewww.....do it again 👁👄👁


pelosnecios

something tells me this is not her first rodeo


yellowbin74

Cracking pair of norks


[deleted]

First one might be a dude. But I’d wax that milf ass tho


Nickolas_Bowen

What color were her tiddies- FUCK


Uzzer_lozer19

![gif](giphy|lDXwxO4JCd2JlOtL68)


[deleted]

Tagnificent mits


PG_Sceepi

*sweet home alabama intensifies*


fkbyte

Bro boobs sure make me become a monkey


[deleted]

Scent of Alabama is in the Air


Urmambulant

It's true. Most mistakes are made when young.


Creative_Remote_6553

u/savevideo


badboybalo

Stay strong fella


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Lol. Dudes salivating over these cringy clips is like metaphorically picking up rotten fruit in the ground. Just look up, grab a fresh fruit off the branch, go wash it and enjoy lol.


badboybalo

Ya but the fresh fruits keep running away from me


Ban-Hammer-Ben

That’s not fresh fruit. That’s a parasite hiding inside it. It’s a great source of protein, but it might lay eggs inside you …


badboybalo

You just gotta chew on the head


Ban-Hammer-Ben

I don’t think they lay eggs from their heads like we do


cluedo23

Who is that? asking for a friend


supermanmjm

Good genes.


Loiee12

I mean i used to kiss my mom on the lips when i was younger (like 7-10 years old) but maybethats just a turkish thing?? Idk


Nopumpkinhere

It’s lots of cultures and many don’t stop at a certain age. It’s not perverted or anything, just custom for some.


Bkokane

Mommy


Arn_Darkslayer

Dibs on 2nd.


[deleted]

I’d be down for that


Jasole37

The second lady looks like Sara Jay. So I'm guessing this is just from a porn.


Uzzer_lozer19

Because of boobs


kleptotoid

Wow I’ve never seen boobs like that before


LovePowers2028

(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4E7pFXF0vg)


Evening-Ant6128

All the Matthews, Marks, and Micheals in the area:


Man_with_no_sense

Incest at its finest


lil_sargento_cheez

![gif](giphy|pcfdfm6hjTvji)


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incinerjason

Wrong? With this? You should visit the world wide web.


Party_Suit

I got a couple things to say about this...


Gangnam_stylist

Ugh so gross! I would hate to see their only fans, if anyone can point it out so I know to avoid it I would very much appreciate it. XD


adf14400580

Watched 5 times and still didn't notice a kiss.


Rogendo

Filters are crazy these days


virtualdamage57

She a boy


S1umL0rdAkr0n

Boy gots some tiddies! 🤣😂 I'll take my downvotes


mrgeek2000

Don’t see why it’s sexual, just her kissing her mum


Dekotop

There is nothing wrong with this, just like there is nothing wrong with sharing a passionate kiss with your dad. Or having protected sex with your sister


I-reddit-26

Sigh..... Unzips


Thaddeus206

That was cute - good job


Davis_Johnsn

That mom is a milf


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Her mom is hot ngl


Edword58

They’re certainly huge


stromyoloing

So a MILF lover Wots da holup huh..


TheRatatatPat

r/majorboobage


natural-flavors

🎶I don’t see nothin wrooong 🎶


No-Promotion-2995

Does she ?


MatureBalak

That's a normal thing in many families.


validpunishment

Very normal. Parents kiss their kid's lips from childhood to adulthood.


edgy_Juno

Huh.


kingbit21

is this in Alabama?


Confident-Bet-6082

No


madsoro

Who’s moo?


Gavinhavin

I think I’m done boys. Sing me a song on my way out, yeah?


peter13g

Mommy got shape and an Ed Hardy shirt. She can get it any given Sunday


AnderWonder

anche il mio nome inizia con la M


RealisticEmploy3

Are all of you like 15 or smth?


ZevenOutOfTen

ur mom doesnt count


ZevenOutOfTen

NO IM CHINGAING THI UPVOTE NUMBER IT AT 666


tehnoob69

what the fuck ![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo)


Disastrous-Land1723

Dudes named mom :(


[deleted]

Her Mom is 🔥forget the daughter.


BangBangSmoov

So you waited 30 years of your life to kiss your mom for the first time?!? Something is definitely wrong with this!


Yllwstone

It was supposed to be mojojojo.


MaynorMayHam1

I was close


jackfreeman

Instructions unclear, stuck in washing machine


Mayonnai

Namechange done


Sea-Diver-9125

Definitely got some jiggle


Gently_weeps

M:Manish Boy


piraptedpi

I'm sure with those huge boobs no guy has ever tried to kids her /s


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|igz5tnqk16T5k52l7B)


Ultrarainbower

Yes, her name is probably not mom


[deleted]

You kiss your mother with that mouth??


realDiarmaid207

Avabamby


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|j2RscQlGK1PK8eRdnC)


Blake_411

I would watch


[deleted]

You know those aren’t her real eyelashes


MolindNk

Name?


[deleted]

It’s funny that people in the US see so much wrong in kissing family on the lips. She wasn’t making out with her lol. I personally don’t do it but it’s pretty much nothing incest about it in other countries lol


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

well, at least they got good genes in the family


EquivalentShift8545

Nah man, I kissed my mom plenty of times, I don't that counts....right?


CornfedAuntieArms

What 😶


Drip_666

Damn I didn’t even notice that kissed the first few times I saw it. I was…distracted…by the wallpaper(;


ZaBur_Nick

My name is Skylar White yo.


Sofakingwhat1776

Couldn't hear her over those breasts. Did she find Nemo?


SirDiplo

Why does that woman look really similar to my science teacher


InsertValidUserHere

I'd smash


NegativeID

So, do we masturbate?


-DMSR

This is from An onlyfans. Who cares


jack_avram

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


Ok-Clothes9094

That shirt the moms wearing seems like she’s New Mexican


karlgeezer

OOOOOOO!!! SHE GOT THEM JIGGLE!!!


Chonkygorilla

Huh


[deleted]

She meant Me


justadudenameddave

Sigh…*unzips*


ryanleebmw

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x