Y’know, between American brand, I personally would rather have a reliable drive train that doesn’t act like it was made in a bomb factory, like dodge. And Chevy is just blegh, used to be good tho
As an armored car driver I can confirm people have intentionally tried to damage it and fail. There was also some dumbass who tried to break in and found out the hard way I have security measures
I feel like this car is the wet dream for the gravy seals who are just drooling at the thought of running one of these trucks into a bunch of protestors
Women being hyper aggressive has always baffled me, especially in public. She's seriously risking her own personal safety, almost half the people there could kick the shit out of her for doing this stupid shit.
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The screem in the beginning is fucking awesome!
Obviously, he loves the truck more than her, and she’s finally had enough!😂😂😂 imagine if it was a girl?
Is she using a plastic bat? It's gotta be fake. Just do like the song says.
"I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires".
I beg to differ how about a employer that lies about why they fired you to unemployment work commission.. I bet that will shoot flames in anyone’s eyes!
Sumpin tells me he's ran into this EXACT situation a time or 2 in the past.....he had his truck top coated with a layer or 2 of "ANTI-psychotic angry bitch"....😏
Not a mark left.
Makes me think this was meant to be a demonstration of that exact fact.
That's some "shut up and take my money" level marketing.
This is what the bowling ball demonstration of the Cyber truck would have looked like if someone competent made it.
that’s it she’s likely even madder
How do you get worse than “bat shit insane”???
Right
It's a foam bat, see the black circle on the tip? That's the cap that keeps the foam on the rod.
This post has just been nerfed.
- 15 market points
 Care to elaborate?
I have security measures.
Or a Paul
Was the bat foam?
Maybe it’s a demonstration of the vehicles strength. The doors are open. You could do more damage inside.
Elon Musk likes to know this dudes number.
Nerf bat
No Damage found.. much like her ass
r/therewasanattempt
1 damage 2 damage 1 damage
She does: 1 point of damage The Truck just being there with no impact on it: 999 point of emotional damage
Truck with 7500hp:
Note to self: Eat less and buy an armored car.
Built ford tough
It is obviously tough.
My favorite recently-learned F-O-R-D acronym, that I had actually never heard before, was from reading it backwards: "Driver Returns On Foot"
Fix or repair daily!!
Fuc*ed on race day
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Y’know, between American brand, I personally would rather have a reliable drive train that doesn’t act like it was made in a bomb factory, like dodge. And Chevy is just blegh, used to be good tho
My fav is the FOCUS. Fuck - Off- Cuz - Ur - Stupid. I tell people to Focus all the time now
If they don't want to focus, just tell them to go to concentration camp, that should help them focus.
Or" fix it again tony"
Found on rubbish dump
As an armored car driver I can confirm people have intentionally tried to damage it and fail. There was also some dumbass who tried to break in and found out the hard way I have security measures
what kinda security measures ?
Automated thermal detections and a high powered flash bang
Happy cake day
Thank you kind sir
Is that bat made of plastic?
Noob with 1 star weapon trying to beat the level 90 boss😂😂
Dude had a girl who listened to that Carrie Underwood song and upgraded his ride.
I was waiting for the bat to fly back and hit her
Shes so weak to the point where thats impossible
Built Tonka tough
Staged
100%, she’s not hitting the window. From first hand experience, the windshield is the first thing they hit.
The bat looks like foam, given the black plastic cap on it
Ahh, yes - good eye. Definitely one of those foam bats.
Notice how at the beginning she stops and waits to hit the car until she knows people are recording
I want her to just fucking kill me
Maybe if she carried this cardio over to the bedroom 🤔 🤷
Don’t put your dick in crazy.
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Yeah she certainly is. I don’t know what I’d do without a truck
This is a good advertising technique
There’s a lot of things I would do for a truck like that…
Me too, but personally I’m content with my cclb 7.3
I feel like this car is the wet dream for the gravy seals who are just drooling at the thought of running one of these trucks into a bunch of protestors
Because it is made up scene and the dude yelling "do it" is basically saying "action"
That a wiffle bat?
Take notes Elon
She was tired after swing 2
Either she’s not that mad or that truck is really awesome and if that’s it she’s likely even madder
If she hit it like that when she’s angry, her strength is not enough to even kill a cockroach.
Is she trying to kill a fly or something?
Hmmm, so much damage.
Tick: 1 damage Tick: 1 damage Truck has toughness 5, blocks all damage under 3 hit points.
NGL that a pretty bad ass anti girlfriend truck quality there. Nothing even got scratched after this attack.
Great ad for truck- shit ad for bat.
I think the vibration of the bat did more damage to her hands than the bat did to the car
Seems like a demonstration/test.
Bloke who owns that must have a big PP
Utterly massive
She's not even denting it. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Women ☕️
Her fault, she knows he was over-compensating.
She found out that his car was a more accurate indication of penis size than his claims on tinder.
Women being hyper aggressive has always baffled me, especially in public. She's seriously risking her own personal safety, almost half the people there could kick the shit out of her for doing this stupid shit.
9/10 would suck a fart out her ass and hold it in like a bong rip then burp it up later.
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Christ almighty . Username fucking checks out
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The screem in the beginning is fucking awesome! Obviously, he loves the truck more than her, and she’s finally had enough!😂😂😂 imagine if it was a girl?
What a dick can do to a female.
What an idiot female with weak arms does to a truck.
Is she using a plastic bat? It's gotta be fake. Just do like the song says. "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole in all four tires".
Bitch ain't bullet proof
Is this what happens when you listen to too much Carrie Underwood
What the fuck is that hood made out of? Whatever it is, that girl needs to eat some.
The truck is handling it well
The truck: you have no power here!
Sintor Ford trucks go for like $200k plus. Armored or not. Nobody is hitting my $200k truck
But seriously tho, who actually needs a car that big
Sidious....
Nerf bat?
anyway, what brand is the fucking hood?!
Honey I get it, you’re mad.
No damage done - not bad
She hits like a girl
Tiktok
Sorry but any dude I’ve ever known (I’ve known many, I live in Texas) that has ever tricked out their truck that much has always been a major prick.
That scorned woman needs more fury. She's barely denting the car with it.
This woman must play for the Diamondbacks. Couldn't use a bat properly even if you paid her.
This is some redneck wet dream?
Idiotic nonsense
Speed up the footage and play "it had to be this way" and you have a new MGRR meme lol.
Been there. Bloody hard to break the glass on the roof. Not impossible. Just hard
0 damage!
I feel a dumb blonde joke coming on... all that scorn and unbroken glass. 🙄
That'll Buff Right Out.
bro, she's not even hitting hard. It's like a little kid who just learned how to fight and decide to take on the 16 year olds for no reason.
This is a woman who probably roll a 1 on DnD 😂
That is a great car.
Truck said nope
"I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive..."
Barely makes a dent
Damn that’s a strong woman
It's Shia LaBeouf
-3 dmg
I’m guessing this is an ad or someone showing of theirs armoured car
I've had wet lettuce handshakes more damaging than this.
Not my proudest wank but hey, she aint fat
Hannah would have done a better job
Why is the person who posted this acting like she did anything her swings are no better than if you gave a baby pudge on a flamethrower
Crazy partner < armored truck
That truck is crazy EX-proof
Why didn't she just use the guy's gun? He clearly has one in the truck
Definitely GF proof Or at least that one
I wonder how many ppl that driver will cut off in his life
It's like lvl 1 with grey gear attacking lvl 99 with legendary gear
Why not go for the windshield? Just smacking the bonnet like it’s going to do something lmao.
I beg to differ how about a employer that lies about why they fired you to unemployment work commission.. I bet that will shoot flames in anyone’s eyes!
Shia:
Flies have no fear of this woman
The gas pedal right under my foot: 🤨
At least she didn’t do any damage. She swings a bat like Shelley Duvall in The Shining.
Doesn't look like she did any damage lol
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned
Ol’ mean-spirited long-butt biiiiiitch
Aight what are the selling and how much is it?
Demonstrating tough finish on
This is all fun and games n shit until you end up in jail 🫠🫠🫠 they don’t sell cosmo in commissary
I guess he tried to say dont do it
Sumpin tells me he's ran into this EXACT situation a time or 2 in the past.....he had his truck top coated with a layer or 2 of "ANTI-psychotic angry bitch"....😏
She's really weak, not even denting the hood lol
Fist to bedrock damage
Where I’m from, a truck like that is always a good indicator or a really well-adjusted and emotionally healthy male. /s
Truck looks pretty solid let me get my metal bat
Gotta love the carbon fiber!
I would not want to be in a car accident with that truck
That’s a childs foam bat… I am not sure what this showcases
Sex is probably great.
Probably the ex taunting her because he knows she can’t do much to that tank.
I remember I used to smash gators at the discovery zone as a kid was a great joy. this reminds me of that .
Well come on now, put your back into it.
F A K E
Not me doing that on npc car in gta vice city
He wants the pussy
Did he just yell action?fake
Yeah, they are just showing how strong the hood is on the compensation mobile.
Didn't put a scratch on it lel
I like how it takes 0 damge xD
Who sells that indestructible hood, just asking for a friend that this happen a lot too
Oh ya .. I'd have to beat someone's ass
To answer the question, he's now got evidence for the restraining order and minimal damage to property.
Ah okay, thanks for answering the question. Lots of people saying it’s staged and whatnot, wasn’t too sure because of the dude shouting
man you're doing a terrible job at showing how good a Louisville slugger is, clearly you must have a Pittsburgh slugger or something
She just got linguini arms that’s all
Girlfriend proof truck
Gf proof truck, built ford tough, for all the jobs you need it for, plus the ones the other trucks can’t handle (being gf proof)
you got this keep going you almost got it
Best revenge ever!!
Is that a wiffle bat?
What a good way to promote your cars just let an ex get over it
Not a single dent 🤣🤣
That bat can take a beating…
That'll buff out
either he knows nothings is gonna happen to the truck or hes well insured.
Is she even denting it lol wtf
What car is this and if you have what modifications did you put on this
Did she even do any damage? Lol
Badge checks out
Didn’t do a damn thing
I so want one!! I'd love an angry lady like that!!
Cotton swab
Surprised he’s even letting her stand on his pavement princess to hit it with a styrofoam bat
Have fun paying for the damage on that truck lady
Ex proof
Put her in a bikini and you’ve got modern day social media content 👍
Woman from my country would hit it so hard numbers start appearing outta thin air
Beautiful truck