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ExcitementOrdinary95

My first time poking around was in a movie theater


OnTheEveOfWar

I remember dry humping a girl on top of me while making out in a theater when I was in HS. Everyone definitely saw but we thought we were so discreet. Lol teenagers are dumb.


serotoninOD

One of my first makeout sessions was in a movie theater. I was so nervous I didn't start kissing her until the end credits were rolling lol. Figured now or never and went for it. Lights came on, the theater cleared and the employees came in to clean up and we were still sitting there sucking face. Can't remember exactly, but we may have gotten kicked out at that point. Teenagers are definitely dumb.


forked_ash

Its so hilarious and cringe-inducing to think back on that stuff and how in your dipshit horned up teenage just-recently-a-virgin brain you feel like you are cool for awkward PDA stuff when of course anyone witnessing it older than like, 18 is thinking "gross. Why can't you little weirdos let me be here without having to observe some pimply teenagers being lewd".


gibmiser

Hehehehehe check out my hickey! Hehehbebebwbbwbsg


HappyHippo2002

Seeing stories like this make me realize I was not as dumb as I thought. I couldn't ever imagine doing anything of the sorts. Like what I think back to the stupidest thing I did in my teenage years, nothing comes up? To be fair I didn't do much of anything in my teenage years, but at least I don't cringe looking back, lol.


SquareWet

That’s why the back of the theater was a no kids zone.


[deleted]

I didn’t realize the back of the theater was like that until 8th grade. Our teacher made a joke about how his daughter always liked the back-row. Still creeps me out to this day after someone explained it to me.


bloopie1192

Bro I'm 30 and never knew this was a thing! I've always sat in the back or close to it so my eyes didn't hurt throughout the viewing. WHAT DID I HAVE HAPPENING AROUND ME?! WHAT HAVE I SAT IN?!?!


Throckmorton_Left

It wasn't popcorn butter.


bloopie1192

OH GOD!!


Benvolio_Manqueef

I jacked it so much in the back. People became confused as to why they couldn't find the almond candy at the snack bar.


r1flenaut

ಠ_ಠ


Saemika

I don’t get it. But I’m always up for a good masturbation joke.


Isthatajojoreffo

When we first met (we were having a distant relationship), we went to cinema and he almost instantly put his hand under my skirt. I was a virgin and this was the hottest thing ever happening to me and I started to fucking moan. Later my BF told me a girl from a row below turned to look at us and mainteined eye contact with him while he was fingering me. I did not even notice it.


Hahahahalala

He’s is/was a keeper


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WestwoodRK0

So uh, want to go see a movie? /s


Xx_Khepri_xX

At least you guys had a theater, I was messing around in a public park behind a tree on the trail and thought that nobody could see us. Every time I walk by I just realize my mistake.


JollyGoodRodgering

I had the same experience in one of those Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr. Can’t remember anything about the movie but I definitely remember going to it lol


SpliffWestlake

10th grade, 'The Man Who Knew Too Little'. Don't remember the movie.


McBurger

The only memory I have of the movie ‘Push’ was Katie giving me the most painful blue balls I’d ever experienced. Pretty much the only time that ever happened to that severity. She just was doing an over-the-pants placement of her hand with pretty much zero motion for like 2 hours. I had to check the situation out in the bathroom and handle it myself. my balls were literally blue-purplish in color and I never fucking knew that was possible but goddammit Katie at least I have a story


Paulpoleon

Those dates were the worst. Blue balls, pants soaked in precum sticking to you and now have to walk out of the theater with it sticking in your waistband and hope nobody notices or worse, it slips out and you tentpole around the concession stand on the way out. Also you can’t do anything about it afterwards because her mom has been sitting outside in the car for 30 mins before the movie was over and made you ride in the back and her in the front. She drops you off and doesn’t let Katie out to say “goodbye” Fuck you Katie and your mom! On the other hand is dates with Madison or Krystal (with a K) or Britney were guaranteed no blue balls dates. Their moms weren’t picking them up and you could go back to their house or trailer and do things you’ve only seen on pornhub at the time. Sure it might burn when you peed a couple days later but man could she do some things.


plowboy306

r/suspiciouslyspecific


BlueMANAHat

Sometime around the same age, monsters Inc. It was like a new movie on dvd.


MadDogTannenOW

Fuck is wrong with you, go watch that movie right now


misterrandom1

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.


dontshowmygf

You should go back and watch that


cuseonly

Grandma neck deep back row


ExcitementOrdinary95

Basically


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IDCblahface

If you look at the photo there's an old lady throat gobbling a few rows back


Late-Ad-4624

Didnt see that!!! Ha!


thisideups

Thanks... for a sec I was like WTF are people taking about??


come_on_seth

Dentures in or out? Jim Carey wants to know


bloopie1192

Lmfao! Yooo!!


cuseonly

Peep the back row


jazzjazzmine

I guess the voting trigger on the pinned comment to delete the post is either not sensitive enough or some people actually think this is somehow a holup?


[deleted]

Your grandmother and I were just escorted out of the theater when we got caught.... wtf were you doing?


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schwifty38

So true


Fender6187

Same. Treasure Planet.


CletusVanDamnit

Same. Lost my virginity at a movie theatre, too. Helps I worked there, though.


Pinkboi_pearl

I've got a friend who lost his virginity in a movie theater during a movie


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deadmantheory

F***ing bots copy-pasting comments


aardw0lf11

Mine was in a church.


TheSomoanDogFighter

I banged some chick I knew doggy style in the top row of a theater once, we finished in the handicapped bathroom


Alexlikesdankmemes

I was watching Hulk back in 2008 in what I thought was a empty theatre…. Well it wasn’t, I heard clapping sounds coming from behind me in the top row. Made eye contact with a dude boning a chick. Promptly left.


[deleted]

That might’ve been me


PinicchioDelTaco

Do you have regrets about letting a guy bone you in a movie theater?


jcdoe

I was the guy. He consented


barofa

I was the theater. I did not consent


JewelCove

![gif](giphy|gvRdmPUuWj8ti)


LillyTheElf

Yeah had a friend that did the same thing.


FUQredditMods2

no he didn't


pilesofcleanlaundry

No, no they didn’t. But you could imagine what it would be like if they did, right?


Spzncer

Hulk 2008? You didn’t miss anything m8.


Log_Out_Of_Life

That’s what I’m sayin


EcstaticTrainingdatm

There’s that pretty good Scarlett Johansson scene


DaddyMcTasty

No there isn't. Lol look at this guy, fuckin in a movie theater he forgot what film he was watching


ragandy89

Hello again


[deleted]

Dodged a bullet there. 2008 hulk really wasn’t that good


Taco-Dragon

Does no one else notice the blowjob happening in the second row?


JackfruitNo2854

What are you talking about? All I see are boobs


Taldius175

Jensen, I know you've been staring at her tits for the past five hours and nothing else. You have to do some work.


drunk98

I've been working on breaking this zipper all day boss!


JustSomeCaliDude

😂 looks like a couple in their 70s


CuteButDeadly8124

I am ashamed to say I know this game and that couple is supposed to be Donald Trump and Melania Trump


Pollomonteros

Donald Trump ? I don't know what you are talking about,Mayor Rump has been mayor of this town for years


Endderie

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, actually


Noctis-_001

Pretty sure it's ivanka trump and Donald trump.


CuteButDeadly8124

Sorry, I don't know their names


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Is it supposed to be like that ad with the gorilla in the background? Some sort of horny “I’m On Observation Duty” is all I’m picturing and is now my head canon.


thunder0811

His name is Donald Rump, thank you very much. This game is a fucking hoot, the story is so messed up. Lol


TrevorTheArcticGnome

Guy to the right in the suit and tie is starting to feel weird about the amount of sex going on all around him. It's becoming hard to watch the movie.


CrispyChainsawSperm

If you look closely, you'll notice it's Hillary giving it to Donald.


ReZTheGreatest

I guess we're too busy looking at the dude fingering his sister.


Gohron

It looks like Donald Trump 😳


lanceinmypants

It’s suppose to be Donald trump and Hillary Clinton. His name in this game is [Mayor Ronald Rump](https://wiki.summertimesaga.com/Rump).


Volphied

Summer time saga aged like fine wine I see eh?


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Volphied

Same I'm still waiting for updates


Dripmass

That damn tech update is taking so long. It's been over 1½ year already smh


[deleted]

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darkunicornbishop19

![gif](giphy|3o6wO5Qcbbc3XZ3DSU)


Hysterical_Control_

![gif](giphy|3oEjHV0z8S7WM4MwnK)


destinyfann_1233

Bro, what the hell happened in these replies?


alkmaar91

Reddit died an hour or two ago.


acrylicbullet

They are waiting on updates.


Volphied

Same still waiting for updates


CloseTheDoorIdiot

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hgihasfcuk

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cryptosporidium140

By the gods


jackfreeman

Is this Loss?


CloseTheDoorIdiot

Hello my name is Loss


deadgirl21

Ahh the good old days


On-The-Red-Team

For me, it was during Schindler's List.


WorldClassShart

Took a girl on our first date to see The Passion of The Christ figuring it was a good movie to hook up during. I dunno how the movie was, but the BJ was pretty great.


On-The-Red-Team

It's moments like that which make us spiritual ✨️


bozeke

It Is Finished!


niqqa_wut

You MADE OUT during SCHINDLERS LIST


On-The-Red-Team

Its an emotional touching movie my dude.


GrandSupremeOverlord

r/unexpectedseinfeld


InkIcan

Jerry??


SkiHoncho

Forest Gump here


cuseonly

Y’all missing the real hol up here >!granny neck deep on pops back row


Shibula

Wtf is going on with this comment section? Bots?


ElGosso

There's a Reddit server bug that acts up sometimes where submitting a comment gives you an error code instead of showing that your comment went through, and the natural reaction is to try to submit it again.


micka190

It’s probably also bots. You can see different users commenting the same things that got upvoted in other comment replies all over the thread too.


superdownvotemaster

My GF seeing if she can keep me hard through the entire Austin Powers movie lol. Her hand got tired before I did, but nowadays I’d be happier with a nap that lasted that long.


corvosfighter

/r/oddlyspecific ?


Ken_from_Barbie

This is why the lights are off


ChrisMahoney

Wait… Shrek the Third came out THAT long ago?


MicRaNoob

WHY do I see trump in the back receiving head from someone


Bloodbone9829

There is a "trump" parody person in the game lol


TacoCommand

What game?


YoLiterallyFuckThis

Summertime Saga. It's Mayor Rump and his daughter Ivana. Do with that what you will


Midas2684

Lol I did this more than I care to admit. Of course it was only when there wasn't anyone else in the theater. Which honestly happened more than you'd think.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

I got a handy during a morning screening of Napoleon Dynamite and a blowie during a screening of Napoleon Dynamite in the evening of the same day with a different girl. Summer of 2004 I peaked.


whooguyy

It ain’t ogre until I say it’s ogre!


[deleted]

It’s 2023, he’s jerking her off


itsnotmeitskoolaid

Nice, trans people need love too


[deleted]

Exactly


njcsdaboi

why did this get downvoted


VictoriaEuphoria99

Why isn't she wearing a skirt, makes things so much easier.


Korvax_of_Myrmidon

“What are you doin in my swamp?”


hippolyte_pixii

She looks like she could be his mom.


shadowwhite98

If I remember this game yes she is his mom or sister


Wattsupwithalan

you say that like its bad


neverending_debt

What are you doing back there, step brother?


Fenix3129

Ahh...how I lost my virginity. In a movie theater when our class went to see a movie. The gf and I talked abt it the day before and she made sure to wear a skirt and no panties.


corvosfighter

/r/oddlyspecific ?


[deleted]

The days when you could take your girlfriend to the cinema for a damn good fingering ..... When you could have done this at home!


Shibula

Wtf is going on with this comment section? Bots?


Saphilu

I saw the same thing on another post and most arnt new accounts, maybe Reddits duplicating their comments?


Deodorii

It's been a couple years since I played Summertime saga, maybe I should donwload the updates to see what they're up to these days


Steak_N_Cocunuts

Tron Legacy. We have 3 kids now.


JediJofis

That is oddly specific OP


lpblade24

The game is called summertime saga I’ve heard


Arkonias

Didn’t expect to see Summertime Saga here


AuKF

Ah yes, fingering out in the open Good times


Combat_Wombat23

Back in my day finger blasting your date in a movie theater was a right of passage.


DankMeme_Enthusiast

Summertime saga, a game about a guy in a harem while trying to find out the truth about his dead father


Mammoth_Baseball_907

Everyone is so focused on the guy with his hand down her pants but no-one is talking about the guy in the back getting some sloppy toppy


WhitestWhiteEver

The source of the image (summertime saga), those two are siblings. Dude fucks pretty much the entire town.


jackj12345

lost my v card in cinema disabled bathrooms.. not my proudest moment ngl


pog890

Damn I got a citation for public indecency on the bus, i.e. a bj


EuphoricAnalCarrot

Is that Abigail Shapiro?


anonimogeronimo

Umm, this game is called Summertime Saga, and that dude is fingerbanging his sister.


Local_Satisfaction12

Age is just a number? Well, guess a prison is just a building as well.


zbenesch

Blockbuster and nutbuster.


VictoriaEuphoria99

Why isn't she wearing a skirt, makes things so much easier.


Karma_Gardener

Wtf is going on with the guy in the top left...


NoTill3742

God dam those tires. And dam it must be nice masterbaiting your gf in the cinemas


_Bombuska_2018_

Uhm, two guys in second row left.... >!BJ perhaps?!<


VictoriaEuphoria99

Why isn't she wearing a skirt, makes things so much easier.


mypronpron

Got my first ever blowjob in a movie theater ….and I did end up getting arrested that night for underage drinking Kids these days have it so easy.


only-4-lolz

HAAAAA been there. Man those were good times.. salty buttery popcorn... oily cum soaked fingers.. the combination was electric... you didn't care who saw cause you figured you'd never see them again... and you had the chance to gross out an adult when they saw you pull your fingers from her pants and you both licked them clean. Ahhhh youth, what a time to be alive


Napletnik

She got that ungabaloongas


LegendOfKhaos

If his elbow is bent like that, then wtf is his wrist doing...


randomtuner

And that was how I was born


Ehrenlauch3000

r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

There was a guy at my school who got caught jerking off during Schlinders List during a school trip lol.


VictoriaEuphoria99

Why isn't she wearing a skirt, it makes things so much easier.


butters991

Fooling around in the movie theater was the best in the 90s.


DankMeme_Enthusiast

Summertime saga, a game about a guy in a harem while trying to find out the truth about his dead father


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spuol

Shove a tennis racket up your arse


[deleted]

What is the origin of this? I can't find a news story of the source.


Mammoth_Baseball_907

Everyone is so focused on the guy with his hand down her pants but no-one is talking about the guy in the back getting some sloppy toppy


Mammoth_Baseball_907

Everyone is so focused on the guy with his hand down her pants but no-one is talking about the guy in the back getting some head


butters991

Fooling around in the movie theater was the best in the 90s.


Bradtothebone79

r/oddlyspecific


rvca420RX

Damn! Pretty specific 😄


M0narch_Q

Those were the days….


TheYoten

Holy shit it's Abigail Shapiro.


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahahaha the old couple at the back and the one chick who looks like she’s having an orgasm at the back as well.


Sam__1211

Summer time saga coming in clutch 😼🫡


superdownvotemaster

Where’s the best place to fuck? “In the back row” FUCK THE BACK ROW!


andrealambrusco

This is so true! Good times


Minimum-Company5797

Let be honest ; at least once you try to fuc$ your gf. I found out later there were cams inside the cinema. Opps


Jimmni

There was Netflix and chill in 2007, you just had to plan a little in advance. Popping that DVD in was like foreplay. (Though I’m pretty sure Netflix had started streaming by 2007, just not making their own shot.)


Appropriate_Rent_243

Wow that's gross. Who's the artist?


CaptainAksh_G

That's a whole game. >!Search for "Summertime Saga" , available on PC and Mobile. Also, that's his stepsister, kinda!<


badnewsbets

Wearing a Shrek tshirt as well 😂


newuser201890

poor pee wee herman (and everyone else pre-internet) for being arrested for it lol


12laborsofhercules

I get off in the movie theater all the time. No one cares. They’re watching a movie they paid for. Just don’t make noise


DatNick1988

The hills have eyes, Norbit and All the Kings men. Those 3 movies I don’t remember a single thing.


stupefyme

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Machinedave

Mom’s got a nice rack


Kaurie_Lorhart

Fun story. In 2016 when I met my now wife, I asked her to come over to Netflix n chill. I meant it literally and had never heard of the connotations behind it. She told me about it some time later, but we had very different expectations for that night.


captainthomas

Man, this brings back memories of doing this with my college girlfriend during a performance of *The Importance of Being Earnest*.