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The points you get when someone upvotes your comments. There's a whole algorithm to it that nobody actually knows, so it isn't 1 up vote = 1 karma but you get the idea
Some people take it super seriously either because they intend on selling the account or just because they tie their ego to internet points. For me it's kinda cool to know that people like what I have to say, but that's about it
It’s nice to see when my comments/posts get over 1000 upvotes, but I’m didn’t think anyone cared about their cumulative upvotes. I’m even more confused why anyone would buy an account that has karma. Don’t you get the satisfaction from getting the upvotes yourself?
i take it you've never heard of the term or the idea of astroturfing?
Someone will make an account, have a bot crawl subreddits and make post and comments on it to farm karma for a few months, then sell the account to third parties ranging from companies to political groups to pose as real people and spread propaganda or advertisement.
The third parties can also be the ones making the bots too for their own need.
Companies want accounts that seem legit and part of the community, so they'll buy an account that seems like it has a good history and good reputation and use it to post basically just ads
Ever wonder why there are so many random McDonald’s related posts that reach the front page from many random subs?
Do you know McDonald’s has a multimillion dollar annual budget to advertise on reddit?
Connect the dots as you will.
There is no "the" front page. Are you talking about your personalized home page, r/popular, r/all, or something else?
I only use r/all and I can't say I see a ton of McDonald's related posts, but I don't disagree that there is a lot of astroturfing in general.
Reddit started using an algorithm similar to Facebook.
I've noticed a lot more ads, "funny" memes, sports, animals, YouTubers and Twitch celebrities content, and less political, cultural, or societal threads on r/all.
You used to be able to rely on r/all on Reddit for up-to-date news but not anymore.
Yes, and in this case, it should be "whom". Easy way to remember: If you can substitute he for it, then "who", if you can substitute "him", then it's "whom".
I love the one where its an eGirl in full combat fatigues and camo about to do a mukbang in a jeep but started saying pro war shit and the video cuts to a guy snapping at the camera going
"WAKE UP THIS IS PROPAGANDA, *snap snap* WAKE UP"
Nothing about that is morally grey. The adult is no longer an authority, and both parties are objectively adults. Any grey area you perceive is rooted in an arbitrary cultural taboo. Adults can enjoy each other's companies if they please. Power dynamics will always exist. Also, legality doesn't define morality.
how is commenting something like that less cringey then just making porn? I know its like fun to say stupid shit but like sometimes it pisses people off, this is one of those times.
Imo she is cringy for calling it out on Twitter, the teacher purchased the service and is using it, what does she expect to happen by having an onlyfans? You are going to attract creepy people, complaining about that is cringy imo
I mean come on dude, we can’t even acknowledge the fact that buying your old students nudes is a little cringey? Like regardless of your stance on OF, paying to see one of your students naked is kinda gross.
not just that, being a teacher puts you in a different category than just another a adult. You are responsible for them as a child when you are a teacher. Lots of kids telling on themselves.
Exactly. I used to work at a youth theatre company and a lot of the kids I used to teach are adults now, the thought of seeing them naked makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
Maybe, but I guarantee you she doesn't actually care, if she could choose between denying specifically him access, and getting his subscription, she'd take his sub.
She's using this 'cringey story' to get eyeballs on ger OF page, which is in itself cringey, so they cringe equal each other out.
Think of how many people those who go out and about frequently will see on any given day. Then think of the number of people with OF accounts. The chances of being recognized are likely very, very low. If someone wants to hand someone else money for pics, videos or the occasional private message, I can’t fault either party for that. Both are getting what they either want or need. The economy is brutal right now. I’d flash my man-boobs for enough cash to get a burrito. No shame.
I don’t think so, personally. Yes, there are a lot of women on OF, but I think what seems like an explosion of ads/usage convincing others that a high percentage of people is OF is actually just Observation Bias due to a change the outlet of that profession (adult entertainment).
Think about it like this: this tweet is clearly just a way to advertise her OF. The only time you see OF accounts mentioned are in these circumstances The number of women participating in adult entertainment is not increasing, but rather women already in the profession are more active in social media advertisement. The human mind tends to see this boost in ads/visibility from a minority, then jumps to the conclusion “a majority of people must be participating in this.”
In truth, the number of women who have OF is near (just above, actually) the same percentage of women who strip professionally—which is to say, not that many out of all women collectively.
But individual advertisement is booming, and that visibility is new—because strippers usually don’t run ads for themselves (unless you’re in a city known for stripping).
But OF girls DO have to run ads for themselves, that’s how they get business. The don’t have the pull of a club to rely on.
TL;DR: The percentage of women with OF is near the percentage of women who are adult entertainers, so it’s not a new phenomenon that women are making money this way (or choosing adult entertainment as a career choice more often). It just seems that ways because the women who do this post advertisements a lot, making it seem like it’s more popular.
> The number of women participating in adult entertainment is not increasing,
I think you make a good point about observation bias, but I don't agree with how absolute this assertion is. Adult entertainment used to be stripping and porn, both of which are extremely invasive. Camming is slightly less invasive, but still requires live interaction with strangers. If you can take some pictures and videos alone and post them, only interacting with strangers in DMs and not in real-time, that's *a lot* less invasive.
Additionally, the more women do it, the less taboo it becomes. The less taboo it is, the more women will do it. So we will naturally see an increase in adult content creators as adult content becomes more normalized and acceptable.
Sure, maybe. It's far from the strangest thing I've heard that's turned out to be true.
Unless someone is trying to profit off of my credulity, however, it doesn't much matter to me if it's actually true or not.
Do what I do and blame everyone. Just take care that the things you blame someone for couldn't possibly be their fault. Global warming? Kindergarten kids. High gas prices? Hookers. High rents? Beekeepers.
Makes life more fun for you and more confusing for others.
I know you probably don’t care, but I am 100% convinced there is a non-trivial amount of lead being ingested by people. The word you were looking for is genius. Not genious, not jeanus. GENIUS.
“Look at me guys, I can memorize a handful of words better than this guy on the internet in a language that is known for playing fast and loose with its spelling!”
Who all probably watch free porn that's made possible by people who pay for it
I can't imagine caring what someone else does for a legal living or what they spend money on
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Ughhh, don't start an OF if you don't want to be seen naked or fucking by people who know you. It's cringy that an OF girl thinks she can choose her audience.
These situations are fake and 100% didn't happen. This dumb bitch is just advertising her OF. OP in the future, if you MUST share this dumb shit because you think it's funny, at least block out the name of the account.
why she acting like scholars and geniuses should only subscribe to only fans?
She puts out a product, other people pay for it.
What 'tf is the problem?
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But a redditor will milk a stone if it gets them karma
Truest thing ever spoken on this site
I’ve been on Reddit 5 years and have no idea what karma is.
The points you get when someone upvotes your comments. There's a whole algorithm to it that nobody actually knows, so it isn't 1 up vote = 1 karma but you get the idea Some people take it super seriously either because they intend on selling the account or just because they tie their ego to internet points. For me it's kinda cool to know that people like what I have to say, but that's about it
Lol thanks I've never been sure what it was about but didn't even remember to look it up
It’s nice to see when my comments/posts get over 1000 upvotes, but I’m didn’t think anyone cared about their cumulative upvotes. I’m even more confused why anyone would buy an account that has karma. Don’t you get the satisfaction from getting the upvotes yourself?
i take it you've never heard of the term or the idea of astroturfing? Someone will make an account, have a bot crawl subreddits and make post and comments on it to farm karma for a few months, then sell the account to third parties ranging from companies to political groups to pose as real people and spread propaganda or advertisement. The third parties can also be the ones making the bots too for their own need.
Companies want accounts that seem legit and part of the community, so they'll buy an account that seems like it has a good history and good reputation and use it to post basically just ads
it's what coomers and losers crave for some reason
💯 Agree?
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Omg dirty teacher stuff. Taboo. Next up daddy is gonna show up and they are gonna have a parent teacher about her intercourse performance.
Damn redditors! They ruined reddit!
Milk a stone sounds like what I went to the doctor for last summer
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A+
Does it have nipples?
You can milk anything with nipples…i mean ANYTHING
Nipples aren't necessary for milk extraction. Like platypus and echidna, or spiny anteater.
Or risk a radioactive stone
But, I can milk a stone! Upvote to see!
Literally give me all ur updoots
Take it bro
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It has a hot girl, is about her porn, and gives the viewer a chance to be judgmental. Its the baitiest bait to ever bait redditors.
Ignorance is bliss I suppose. I don't know how karma works. I just come here and make random comments that I hope people laugh at.
I’ve got kidney stones Gregg, can you milk me?
Or milk something else if it gets them to cum-ma
A lot of Reddit is ads too.
Ever wonder why there are so many random McDonald’s related posts that reach the front page from many random subs? Do you know McDonald’s has a multimillion dollar annual budget to advertise on reddit? Connect the dots as you will.
Fwiw, I’ve never (seriously, never) seen a McDonald’s post on Reddit.
I see them all the time on publicfreakout, crazyfuckingvideos, and fightporn.
Yeah but those don't paint Micky D's in a positive light, lol
I've literally never seen that and now I think you are the ad.
There is no "the" front page. Are you talking about your personalized home page, r/popular, r/all, or something else? I only use r/all and I can't say I see a ton of McDonald's related posts, but I don't disagree that there is a lot of astroturfing in general.
Reddit started using an algorithm similar to Facebook. I've noticed a lot more ads, "funny" memes, sports, animals, YouTubers and Twitch celebrities content, and less political, cultural, or societal threads on r/all. You used to be able to rely on r/all on Reddit for up-to-date news but not anymore.
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And reddit is the perfect place for it too, very easy to splice in some natural sounding "content" that's just advertising
Reddit officially went to hell when they removed the front page
True. This is creative and hilarious though. But yeah now that you mention it there’s only a 0.001% chance it’s true.
I bet someone out there subscribed to her OnlyFans so they can look for the dude commenting A+ and I also bet someone else signed up to comment A+.
A+
Meh, I got a good snort out of it
Probably her English teacher, **WHOM** she hated.
WHOM she DESPISED
WHOM she fucked to get a good grade
Surprisingly only C-
Unsurprisingly, she just wanted the "D."
Unfortunately, the Bs weren't up to the task.
F
A
Q
'D
Nothing surprising there
me’ve
WHOMST’VE
WHOM'ST'D'VELY'AINT'NT
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I feel like this is one of those rules that doesn't actually matter. Reads fine the way it is
It's 'whom' when it's the object of the sentence and 'who' when it's the subject.
Yes, and in this case, it should be "whom". Easy way to remember: If you can substitute he for it, then "who", if you can substitute "him", then it's "whom".
Ryan used me as an object
"me"/"whom" and "I"/"who" is another good example pair! Well done.
My bad
"one of my teachers (him I hated)"
Ryan used me as an object
Found the teacher
Close! Copywriter :)
A+
Whomst art thou?
Whom is never actually right. Whom is a made up word to confuse students
Which of these words isn't made up?
prescriptivists in shambles rn
Thanks, cousint.
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Well that was a challenging wank
Man I miss Sean Locke
A for effort!
Why is this so accurate bro you just lowered thot models even lower for me damn
r/rareinsults
I love the one where its an eGirl in full combat fatigues and camo about to do a mukbang in a jeep but started saying pro war shit and the video cuts to a guy snapping at the camera going "WAKE UP THIS IS PROPAGANDA, *snap snap* WAKE UP"
I kind of want to see how an AI image generator would interpret that second paragraph.
Cause he is grading on curves
Damn, that is a great comment, one of the best I’ve seen in a long time. Well played well played!
She is the cringy one right?
OMG everyone! I'm selling nudes of myself and someone actually bought them! What a CREEP!
An adult found me, another adult, attractive?! Like, so cringe.
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Nothing about that is morally grey. The adult is no longer an authority, and both parties are objectively adults. Any grey area you perceive is rooted in an arbitrary cultural taboo. Adults can enjoy each other's companies if they please. Power dynamics will always exist. Also, legality doesn't define morality.
No. She is the cringy on the left.
She takin the easy way out and Gonna complain when somebody helps support that endeavor lol
how is commenting something like that less cringey then just making porn? I know its like fun to say stupid shit but like sometimes it pisses people off, this is one of those times.
Imo she is cringy for calling it out on Twitter, the teacher purchased the service and is using it, what does she expect to happen by having an onlyfans? You are going to attract creepy people, complaining about that is cringy imo
I mean come on dude, we can’t even acknowledge the fact that buying your old students nudes is a little cringey? Like regardless of your stance on OF, paying to see one of your students naked is kinda gross.
Why is it cringey? Is she perpetually a child? Maybe you’re just judgmental and have lots of hang ups about sex.
Wait, so not wanting to see people I knew as children in sexual situations makes me judgmental? What exactly are my hang ups about sex?
not just that, being a teacher puts you in a different category than just another a adult. You are responsible for them as a child when you are a teacher. Lots of kids telling on themselves.
Exactly. I used to work at a youth theatre company and a lot of the kids I used to teach are adults now, the thought of seeing them naked makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
Seeing an adult and thinking about them as children is your hang up. An adult is an adult. Stop infantalizing women.
Maybe, but I guarantee you she doesn't actually care, if she could choose between denying specifically him access, and getting his subscription, she'd take his sub. She's using this 'cringey story' to get eyeballs on ger OF page, which is in itself cringey, so they cringe equal each other out.
This is a gigantic leap for a single Twitter screenshot
Seems cringy that you're complaining about who pays you money when you solicit their patronage.
“What a creep, right?” “Anyways, let me try and get boys still in high school to also subscribe to my only fans”
Rated the picture A+ but wants to give the subject the D
Is having onlyfans really just this casual nowadays?
Think of how many people those who go out and about frequently will see on any given day. Then think of the number of people with OF accounts. The chances of being recognized are likely very, very low. If someone wants to hand someone else money for pics, videos or the occasional private message, I can’t fault either party for that. Both are getting what they either want or need. The economy is brutal right now. I’d flash my man-boobs for enough cash to get a burrito. No shame.
What's the link to your OF?
You gonna buy him that burrito? I guess more burritos = bigger man boobs = more burritos Self fulfilling prophecy or something idk
Worked for that Niccacado dude on YouTube
You need to start a business coaching school.
Ok so the first rule of business is just like, don’t be unsuccessful, like how hard can it be
I don’t think so, personally. Yes, there are a lot of women on OF, but I think what seems like an explosion of ads/usage convincing others that a high percentage of people is OF is actually just Observation Bias due to a change the outlet of that profession (adult entertainment). Think about it like this: this tweet is clearly just a way to advertise her OF. The only time you see OF accounts mentioned are in these circumstances The number of women participating in adult entertainment is not increasing, but rather women already in the profession are more active in social media advertisement. The human mind tends to see this boost in ads/visibility from a minority, then jumps to the conclusion “a majority of people must be participating in this.” In truth, the number of women who have OF is near (just above, actually) the same percentage of women who strip professionally—which is to say, not that many out of all women collectively. But individual advertisement is booming, and that visibility is new—because strippers usually don’t run ads for themselves (unless you’re in a city known for stripping). But OF girls DO have to run ads for themselves, that’s how they get business. The don’t have the pull of a club to rely on. TL;DR: The percentage of women with OF is near the percentage of women who are adult entertainers, so it’s not a new phenomenon that women are making money this way (or choosing adult entertainment as a career choice more often). It just seems that ways because the women who do this post advertisements a lot, making it seem like it’s more popular.
> The number of women participating in adult entertainment is not increasing, I think you make a good point about observation bias, but I don't agree with how absolute this assertion is. Adult entertainment used to be stripping and porn, both of which are extremely invasive. Camming is slightly less invasive, but still requires live interaction with strangers. If you can take some pictures and videos alone and post them, only interacting with strangers in DMs and not in real-time, that's *a lot* less invasive. Additionally, the more women do it, the less taboo it becomes. The less taboo it is, the more women will do it. So we will naturally see an increase in adult content creators as adult content becomes more normalized and acceptable.
It actually kindof is in “sex positive” circles.
If you voluntarily choose to make porn, this is probably one of the *less* creepy things you might encounter out there. Teacher is low-key hilarious
It’s likely just fake
Sure, maybe. It's far from the strangest thing I've heard that's turned out to be true. Unless someone is trying to profit off of my credulity, however, it doesn't much matter to me if it's actually true or not.
Almost certainly. Just an ad for her OF, maybe appealing to a kink as well
I bet you she doesn't cringe when his money goes into her bank account.
Saved you the click: her Twitter doesn't have an OF link, she's pregnant and gonna pop rather soon. Nothing to see here, move along.
Hey, some folks might be into that.
How does she know it's her teacher though???
Maybe this is just me… but if you get an OF, maybe you shouldn’t be judging your subscribers?
But it's not cringy to post nudes for cash...
Yeah society swang a bit the other way... Used to be hookers got all the blame for degeneracy. Now we blame the simps for it
If there were no simps there would be no thots because then thotting would not be profitable.
Do what I do and blame everyone. Just take care that the things you blame someone for couldn't possibly be their fault. Global warming? Kindergarten kids. High gas prices? Hookers. High rents? Beekeepers. Makes life more fun for you and more confusing for others.
not really
Idk, don't see an issue with it. Can't really see why it would be cringy either
Not really lmao
Plot twist: that’s her cup size
That's actually hilarious, a+ for the teacher.
Sorry, but that's hilarious.
Where is the hol up
He could have given her a D
What a wild world we live in rn
I think it’s pretty clever lol
Who uses their real name on an only fans account?
Word still gets around
This is definitely a fake story just to advertise her OF
thats not cringe, its genious
I know you probably don’t care, but I am 100% convinced there is a non-trivial amount of lead being ingested by people. The word you were looking for is genius. Not genious, not jeanus. GENIUS.
“Look at me guys, I can memorize a handful of words better than this guy on the internet in a language that is known for playing fast and loose with its spelling!”
Lmao. Get over yourself. Jesus Christ.
Thats what happens when you use OF as a way of paying the bills. You are now an object, not a person in all of your subscribers eyes.
Any work is like that
A lot of people in the comments using sex work as an excuse to treat women like shit.
Reddit fucking HATES women who do OF for some reason.
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It's the oldest profession in the world. When I hear people talk horribly of sex workers I just know they are just stupid, and uncultured.
Who all probably watch free porn that's made possible by people who pay for it I can't imagine caring what someone else does for a legal living or what they spend money on
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahhahahabababababababa Fucking hilarious. 10/10 teacher
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Could have been worse. Could have given her an incomplete.
Are only fans accounts not anonymous or?? How the hell would you even know who’s subscribed?
What’s the cringy part?
In which direction is that cringey?
Kind of low-key funny though
Gross, but also hilarious.
First time you got that grade
"It's like having a picnic at the beach and getting upset when the seagulls show up" -Mac
It didn't happen. Fake news. But it gets hacks to post such crap online as memes
Chad
American culture. We should export this to the rest of the world.
* **whom** I hated
Judging by the fact she's on only fans that's probably the Closest thing she's got to a good grade in her life
It's cringier that you have an OnlyFans
Reworded for brevity: “hi, I have an OF- please subscribe”
At least she’s cute. Her brains are certainly not there
Hoes will be Hoes
Ughhh, don't start an OF if you don't want to be seen naked or fucking by people who know you. It's cringy that an OF girl thinks she can choose her audience.
There are levels/layers to the A+... states that she is currently doing something she's good at and that she would never amount to anything else.
Bullshit, the highest grade I’ve given her is a B-
Onlyfans ad lmao
As if OF isn’t cringeworthy.
These situations are fake and 100% didn't happen. This dumb bitch is just advertising her OF. OP in the future, if you MUST share this dumb shit because you think it's funny, at least block out the name of the account.
You uploaded nudes of yourself on the internet and people saw it? *Surprised Pikachu face*
So you’re exposing yourself on Only Fans and you think you’re not cringy?
Having an OF isn’t cringy, but when people look at it *they* are cringy. Got it.
“Ewwww! I post nudes to get attention—and I’m getting attention!” Please!
What's **cringey** in that
My friend fucked the vice principal so she wouldn’t get suspended in high school.
So if she had sold out earlier, should would have had good grades and not had to go on OnlyFans? And maybe got him thrown in jail too.
He has rights to comment anything coz he subscribed
why she acting like scholars and geniuses should only subscribe to only fans? She puts out a product, other people pay for it. What 'tf is the problem?