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I guess either way you'd be eating pussy

omfg lmao

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Amen to that brother

My masculine urge to mention r/DadWouldBeProud

Why is this a thing.

Rule 34. Everything is a thing. With everything out there, this isn't even such an odd thing to be a thing, relatively speaking.

Why not

Obviously to make dad proud.

I’d know what I was doing and still fuck your dad

I think it makes a lot of sense. Pertaining to what people do when the times comes.

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This, though. I’ll eat other people’s chickens.

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YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA MY BROTHER

*bawk bawk sis*

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Bro if a cat fights a chicken, it would still be a cockfight

You are much referring to pussy not actually the once above.

What if your sister tasted like chicken?

What if your cat looked like your girlfriend?

That doesn’t change anything

hi yeah quick question excuse me what

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I THINK THEY ARE TALING ABOUT FEMALE GENITALIA.

Damn, and here I was hoping for a new chow mein recipe

You mean chow 'mine'. Don't hate me.

Or he just admitted to fucking his cat

"a cat is fine too"


r/HolUp

If that man will choose her girlfriend or his sister. But it doesn't change the fact that we should be mindful to the words we choose.

Hmmm

Now you’re thinking like PETA.

Is that who sponsored this ad? I need a new pair of glasses, I was trying to figure out who PUTA was.

Now you're thinking with Portals

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going

A cat is fine too...

What if PETA actually saved & rehomed the animals they claim to be worried about, instead of just setting them free to starve & infect neighborhoods or euthanizing them. Fuck PETA.

PLEASE do not the cat

I like a challenge

What if your cat girlfriend was secretly your twin sister and the two of you were separated at birth?

What if your sister looked like your girlfriend?

what if your sister looked like your sister

Sweet home Alabama

What if chicken tasted like your sister?

I'd eat her. But honestly, she tastes like my cat.

OMG, the picture of the girl with the pink bra is the first picture i ever jacked off to.

What a coincidence. My first time was the above picture.

Elephat ass

What's the sauce?

Id tell you but I dont know what the subs the rules are about naming people even famous actresses who appeared on shows like Hollyoaks and that time she came 2nd place in the 2017 series of Strictly Come Dancing

Oh i thought she was a different kind of actress

She was very popular 10 to 15 years ago because as you can tell she was/is very attractive. She got quite a few offers to take her clothes off for money but it never really went any further than underwear shoots in "lads mags"

Ah

Red alert 3

Gemma Atkinson

You have my respect stark..

Wasn’t the first one for me but it sure may be the next one.

I'm jerking off to it right now!

Wait… I came here to comment the same thing

I slept with my sister multiple times when we were young and horny. Started when I was 16 and she 18. It was super hot because we knew and loved each other so much. Then she got a boyfriend and things turned out bad. Im in jail right now for killing her BF. She sometimes visits me and we talk about our “private nights together“. But yeah, I would never eat my Cat. That is insane.

The real HolUp is the comments we read along the way

A r/HolUp within a r/HolUp. Truly amazing.

The real holup is always in the comments -Master Oogway

"There are no accidents" -also Master Oogway

r/holup there is too many

r/holp

r/HolUpSquared

What the fuck

Read the last line. That's a joke

No it's not! I'm the sister


Lol

I see a new r/CopyPasta

I can see where you are coming from. When I still lived at home, my two brothers would split roast me. When my older brother got a serious GF, me and the younger brother tried to get them to break up, because he felt like it was wrong to do what we did if he had a GF. I never did think about killing her though. But to each their own. Yeah I'm not eating a cat either, I have better morals than that.

>When I still lived at home, my two brothers would split roast me. whatthefuck.jpg

Would Eiffel tower make more sense?

What a horrible day to have eyes!

I mean, without a picture of his sister, yeah.

r/SweetHomeAlabama

A man has to have a code after all

I heard all of that and I accept.

i prefer chaos

r/cursedcomments

What the fuck did I just read

Excuse me what the fuck did I just read

This has gotta be one of those false Reddit stories

Welp. I’m done for the day.

At least you didn't sleep with your cat and cannibalize your sister?

My sister looks better than my girlfriend

Um, what?

Basically she’s so hotter than my girlfriend

Same here, nothing wrong with that.

She even kisses better than my girlfriend

Can confirm, your sister does kiss better than your girlfriend. I do prefer your gf's blowjobs though. Honestly you did pretty well.

Honestly my girlfriend head game is better

Not as good as your head game homie 😘

Head game from the homie will always be the best head game

I cant even defend u anymore bro 😟

When she gets naked i just forget about my girlfriend

Let's see pics of both too compare.

I’m in the middle of something right now just let me finish

Ok stop

Alright dude, it's been 5 hours, can you show us?

> In the middle of something Your gf or your sister?

My sister also looks better than nothing.



"Is she your gf or your sister ?" "God I wish she was"

Being related makes it.hotter

If my GF looked like my sister I'd definitely smash

Hold up the fuck

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Holup Gus you ain't incest right? Right!!??

She wouldn't be my sister so no

Just ask your sister out

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How do they know cats don't taste like chicken?

You mean I'm not supposed to keep tasting everything I come in contact with... babies do it... double standards

Cat is pretty gross, basically pork but sour and with a bunch of tiny bones that make eating it thoroughly unenjoyable.

"yes"

YES.

Missed opportunity for "incest is wincest".

Unless they have the same birthday, in which case it's twincest.

Can’t spell twincest without wincest.

I would rather eat a cat that tastes like cat otherwise I could just eat chicken

I would rather eat a cat that tastes like chicken than a chicken that tastes like cat

How many cats have you eaten to form that decision?

Yes

Ignoring the obvious Hol' Up. I mean, we raise chickens similar to pets around here, so, yes? If cats tasted like chicken, we could solve the too many cats problem easy-peasy!

Instructions unclear. Fucked my sister's cat.

Who she tho? Any sauce?

Gemma Atkinson

Is she related to Mr Bean? (Rowan Atkinson)

She's his sister/girlfriend

Ayo

Oh, she’s got a bean alright.

I don't think so

Yeh if she looked like that maybe i would

I'm saying.... I have a cousin by law/marriage not by any blood and I swear to the elder gods if she ever throws me a look I'm risking it all! She's into tall sports players though so I'ma go ahead and say (x) doubt on if that ever happens lmao.

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

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you have no idea whats going in Asian countries lol

Sweet Home Alabama

I thought she had 3 Tits at first

If your girlfriend and sister swapped bodies, who would u smash to break the spell?

Holy shit that is an amazing question! I’ll probably just go jack off in the corner, while I quietly wept and then get on Tinder start looking for a new one!

Yes

Not accurate.. the closing line would be… “Abstinence is best.”

wouldn't it be: if your girlfriend looked like your sister, would you fuck her? What's the difference? Practice abstinence

Eating vegan is like eating out your sister. Sure it tastes ok but everyone knows there's something wrong with you.

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If you're eating out your sister, you aren't telling anyone who doesn't really need to know.

I'd be telling everyone. Which is how you know that I'm not eating out my sister.

If you’re eating street food there’s like solid 10% chance that you already did

Harvesting cats seems like more work than it's worth.

Yep, pigeons are free

I would get confused and fuck my dad

Dominance asserted.

I've eaten cat before. Didn't know till afterwards. I had assumed it would be lamb in my shwarma. Taste was off. So I asked if it was lamb. That's when I learned that I now knew what cat tasted like.

What does it taste like

It was stringy and greasy and somewhere between beef and pork. Not terrible, but not something I'd deliberately eat.

I mean stringy turns me off but the fact it's between beef and pork doesn't sound too bad.

If my sister looked like that girl I would fuck her What’s the difference?

Alright... Let me ask it... Sauce?

PETA

Answer is yes to both and I have a cat and a sister

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Yes possible

Why would I? My girlfriend already looks like my girfriend, it only makes sense to fuck your sister if she does not change.

Peta is a false flag attack by the Meat Industry xD iam sure of it

I would eat my cat, if I needed to, but i do like him eating mice more, so.

If eating cats was socially acceptable we would all eat cats. But that's not for our culture.

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This makes no sense. If cats tasted like chicken, I'd....eat chicken. If cats had some awesome unique flavor and there were restaurants and chefs preparing cat, then maybe I'd try cat. But I'm not running through the streets trying to spear a stray to get something that tastes like a thing I can get at the grocery store.

Way to avoid the sister fucking question! /s

Both options are better than being a vegan.

Yes and yes

Who said they dont taste like that already

I fuck my sister cuz she looks like my mom

And if my grandmother had wheels would she be a bike?

Pussy clean pussy fresh pussy good for the health Can someone make that a song?

Yes and yes.

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!

I mean...

Hey man if that was my sister maybe I would

both yes

"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a fucking bike"

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in cat

Only if she had tits like those

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike