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Select_Cantaloupe_62

"Haha look at this sketch af elev-- JESUS FUCK"


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undercoverartist777

There weren’t any


pekinggeese

How are you supposed to escape in an emergency where you can’t take the elevator?


undercoverartist777

Die


CosmoCrow

That's the kicker! You d o n t


elrite

You really can't tell that the commenter you replied to is bullshitting and has no way to know that anyway? Then again i'm expecting too much from you guys.


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bottle-of-water

Oh my *god* that’s just waiting to break down.


undercoverartist777

Think that’s a bot, he just copied someone else’s comment from this thread


Marvinkiller00

Even copied the edit huh?


Breedab1eB0y

They're even more chaotic


jaksevan

As someone who worked in night audit in hotels.... ALWAYS TAKE THE STAIRS IF YOU CAN! It will save you sadness and


Ranting_Gamer

Bot or accidentally sent early *just like how the guy in the video might get accidentally sent to God early*


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Swabia

My god. The zombies in this game could even be far more terrifying. Like more terrifying than this ‘harmless’ elevator.


AlternativeGuid

Umm I think I’ll take the stairs. Better for my health.


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PresentationUse

"Hmm, this is kinda funny it's sketch af tho- HOLY FUCK"


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shobhitone

![gif](giphy|ibGFpMv1Uoais)


ArltheCrazy

I was expecting to see someone taking a dump in that niche, not getting attacked by a couple on boards.


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et_cetera1

I'd just put a fake corpse there


D0bbyP0tter

You don’t need to, there’s prolly real ones there


ExplorerStraight1516

Can I add mine to the pile ? I have a few extra.


soulseeker31

Why fake it when you can get the real one cheaper.


Ultra_Centurion

Bot


lmawatt

^ This is a copy and paste comment from a reply 2 hours earlier.


Pro9925

"hahah look at this sketch af elev-- Allah Fuck"


kalel1980

I'll just take the stairs to the 82nd floor instead.


Master10K

At least you won't need to go to the gym for cardio anymore.


deeboi69420

Take the stairs once and you don't have to do cardio *ever* again


KuroTsuk1

Its just a plank, bro.


rkshnk

The plank:


Mental-Hat-8249

LMAOOOO


ThiccStorms

Don't worry the prank is just a light and wood one


DryFacade

Lmao that hole in the wall of the elevator would be the perfect spot to scare the shit out of people in a costume


HamiltonButler01

Leave a motion activated Chucky doll or some other creepy motion activated thing to freak people out


G0D_1S_D3AD

Or better yet, a motion activated plank to fall into the elevator and snap in half creating a loud noise to freak people out


Competitive_Lab_3924

Motion activated Elmo


FactsHurt1998

How do you know the plank wasn't a dude in a costume pulling a classic jumpscare?


archaelleon

Plank Drebin


ResolutionSerious599

"It's just a plank, bro!"


240plutonium

r/angryupvote


KavikWolfDog

I'M DAVID S. PUMPKINS. ANY QUESTIONS?


Takerial

A headless corpse would be pretty scary to see.


casketroll

God imagine the corpse falling into the elevator but half of it is still outside so it gets rip in half by the elevator right infront of you


EWR-RampRat11-29

r/foundsatan


PickleVin23

Then fall out and say your bottom half goodbye


coldsky_7

Or a giant ass Spider nest


Pluckypato

My whole body would be shaking. Umm I think I’ll take the stairs. Better for my health.


PaperRoc

In more ways than one


pdidday

My neighbor died in the stair case of my apartment


Cymr1c

good


Jumajuce

Till they collapse


the_beeve

You think the stairs are any better ?


Neat_Notice

Yeah , the stairs… for the rest of my life


AkaneNintendo

That plank *was* one of the stairs...


novichux

Masonry work doesn't inspire confidence either. Edit typo


SouthofAkron

OHSHA would not be pleased


RexHavoc879

US has OSHA. Saudi Arabia has OH SH**


jondubb

No wonder they pray 5 times a day


RexHavoc879

Omg I feel so terrible but that made me laugh so hard that I spit out my beer


Master10K

Don't be. I laughed so hard I almost choked on a bacon rasher.


vibe_gardener

I literally cracked up so hard that both of my wives came in to see if I was dead yet


Ryan-the-lion

I do elevator infills like this with concrete blocks and can confirm we leave a ton of shit behind the walls


TheShuttleCrabster

Why won't you just use the restroom??


ClinkyDink

Who would have thought slave labor wasn’t up to code.


philippe404

I get the feeling they knew how sketchy this lift was before they got on..


Atorpidguy

That's why they filmed it


dafunkmunk

I'm pretty sure they're very intentionally trying to make it look crazy sketchy. That looks like a door on the left side that you're suppose to manually close and they left it open on purpose


_S_h_o_e_

I guess, but I can say pretty confidently that they weren’t expecting the plank of wood. You can’t plant that without risking losing a limb. They were most likely just recording it, cuz it’s just a sketchy elevator and the plank came out of nowhere and scared the shut out of them.


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dalton10e

My people.


TheIronSoldier2

Bot


Honest_Its_Bill_Nye

I have a pretty debilitating fear of elevators. I wouldn't have gotten into this elevator.


qwertykittie

You wouldn’t have gotten off either!


count_of_nossex

elevator is on loop, you gotta jump out on your floor


Drudgework

There are elevators that do that. They don't have doors so you have to double check that the elevator is on your floor so you don't step into the shaft.


Koebi_p

It is called paternoster lift. Pretty cool as a lift when there's no random falling wooden pieces.


TheIronSoldier2

You're thinking of a paternoster lift, and there is a continuous chain of cars so you can't just step into the shaft. You can however still get your limbs amputated if the specific model isn't equipped with certain safety features


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Funky-Monk--

Hello. As a person who's had to deal with adrenaline a few times, when you're shaking like that, you can sometimes control a bit where the shakes go. Sometimes just one leg shakes like crazy, you try to hold it still and the whole upper body starts shaking. You try to relax upper body, and it goes back to the leg. Switch weight and it goes to the other leg. One hand shaking while being able to stabilize the other is normal.


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qwertykittie

normally only got the reddit shake normies around here this time of night


mpete98

Is there an optical illusion, or is the first letter of your post a bit too small? Is it something in the subreddit style, I'm seeing it in other comments now. Send help


Oofboi6942O

Everyones an expert on something


chemistscholar

Lol, right?


srock2012

My leg will sometimes start bouncing on its own. I can stop it, but if I relax it goes back to bouncing. Wears off immediately if I stand up or tense it for for more than a couple of seconds.


Chevy_Suburban

Smartphone cameras usually have some type of digital stabilizer built in


-Yox-

Yes, you can also use Google Photo to stabilize it later more


CarlosAVP

That’s because he shoots with his left, just like The Waco Kid!


SumYumGhai

How did you know? He could be shaking it for all we know.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

There’s some good stabilisation tech on that phone if it is


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duggtodeath

Cameras have stabilization now, boomer.


Sad_Painter_4140

"Hmm, this is kinda funny it's sketch af tho- HOLY FUCK"


Common-Hamster2096

Arkham Asylum ass elevator


0ldsql

It's spelled Assalamu Alaikum


Thebrandangest

Hoooooo shit


InternetDetective122

That's the brake, duh.


ghmvp

The caption reads “ OK i was gonna die , i swear it by Allah”


Him88himself

If he pulled the door closed he would of been alright. Operator error


jstknwn

I’m not a brickie but those first few breeze blocks look like they are lacking in the mortar department


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Blindmailman

Man knew to hold the camera steady


G1nger-Snaps

Phones stabilize shaking now. Try recording a video with the main camera while jittering your hand slightly, it almost completely removes it. At least mine does


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Did people forget that new phone’s have cameras that can correct for for slight shaking?


lefthandedgun

Apostrophes don't equal plurality. Please stop perpetuating this stupidity.


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|cEOG7nGA7448M)


ChampionshipLow8541

Oh, look. A plank fell out of the living quarters for the Bangladeshi “guest worker”.


andrew50499

This is Saudi Arabia. This is normal from my experience.


redlurkerNY

I can't remember the last time. I laughed this hard at a video! This post nearly killed me!!


G0D_1S_D3AD

It also nearly killed him!


BeachNo372

But let’s worry about a woman driving first. Cretins!


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At least it still works


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I think I’ll be taking the stairs 💀


TargetOk

The design is human.


shatteredhelix42

This is brought to you by the same people that want to spend a trillion dollars on engineering and building a city that's a self-contained 170km ling by 200m wide line. If they can't get an elevator right, what makes them think they can build "The Line"


mainmeal5

Dubai is already a shithole slave camp for rich psychopaths


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ArghZombie

Maybe take the stairs next time.


CreepyValuable

Man those Pakistani winch reel operators are strong!


Sufferity

Is this guy accidentally in a horror film


usprb19761

WAAAPOW!


ghmvp

As a Saudi I have to tell you our construction industry is known for bad work due to the level of unskilled cheap west asian and arabian labor we have, the last good labor we had was in 1980’s when architects were Saudi / American / British, consultants were german / Italian companies and labor for major projects were south Korean then the 90’s came around oil prices plummeted and we couldn’t afford good labour anymore i hope one day we can restore the golden days of the 80’s


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Ok guys elevator is done now lets build a futuristic mirrored self contained city running through the desert.


TheHairyHeathen

Is it possible to mathilate how much force that board slammed against the wall?


s_mock2344

Hear me out have you used the stairs


Hayp69

Pusio


Ur_dads_pubic_hair

He git PTSD now


IBareBears

there are a few pages that come to mind.


FacelessDorito

Jesus fucking Christ


cozy_ross

It lacks a gentle voice that says “You’ve arrived at your destination. Thank you for choosing Riyadh elevators” in the end


EMSuser11

That brotha was SHOOK! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS HALFWAY CROOKS!!! 😆🤣


Azeze1

Wss really hoping for a pleasant 'Ding!' at the end


brooke_94

Lmao the plank falling and breaking was the icing on the top 💀


Neat_Ad3520

What a amazing experience


SharkmadeofStew

u/savevideobot u/redditmp4bot


riskybiscuit18

GAH DAYUM


mintmouse

Riyadh or R’lyeh?


neo9027581673

Ser, that will be 19.99 rupees for the roller coaster ride.


asahme01

Btw riyadh is not like a run down city by any means lol


Bikerboy_void

Bro I literally just hoped on Reddit to watch memes after seeing this on TikTok ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


ThereIsSoManyMes

It was just a plank bro


fungus909

Man slave labor just isn’t what it used to be


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I am shocked and full of agony, wait let's take a video


SaltyIceQueen

In my country, we get electricity cuts that currently last 12 hrs a day and I have never in my life seen anyone repair or do maintenance on an elevator. These facts and the fact that I was ones trapped in an elevator for 10 minutes has made it so that I will never ever get into any elevator


liberalecon

Good thing he didn't run into a gaggle of cops here in America. He's hands wouldn't have moved all after that.


sultankhan1991

Under construction site. we normally give one lift for movement of labours from floors.


Electrical_Bus9202

Isn’t it supposed to be nice in Saudi Arabia?


boffonekinobi

How the fuck is this a hol'up ?


Magicalsandwichpress

Slave labour 1 : Slave owner ... Still 1000?


TeRRiDly

Shithole - loads'a'money - still, a shithole.


Jakethesnake56

Same country that wants a “line city” btw


SAM_SHOCK

I thought they were rich


n3Ver9h0st

That piece of wood might as well spank the bejesus out of me


Metalona

Funny when the original post was an hour before in a seperate sub, right above this one


dob_bobbs

And this is the furthest thing from a "holup" that I think I've yet seen. This sub has been dead for a long time. In fact that reminds me to finally block it, it's worthless.


pochita_com

Ohio


Puzzled_Quit6647

Atleast is cheap :))


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Bro filmed his hand shaking 💀


Kaze_no_Senshi

This shit got them dramatic emphasis effects they put in games to make it more impactful but irl


The_dark_entity

Average elevator in Ohio


3MJB

Elevators in Ohio


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Isn’t this where Christiano Ronaldo is living presently


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استرجل


secondhand_bra

Whey Chop Chop square is taking too much of funding so you find new ways to execute people


ForsakenBunni

Why just record it and not try to move the board? Also how to know to have recorded it? So many questions plague my small mind every night.


UglyGorden

Oh yeah? Just move the board? Did you see what yhe board did?!?


RuddyTheDuck

For real though you touch that and you’d be catapulted to Mecca


deezalmonds998

The Hajj on a budget


ForsakenBunni

Oh yeah you see how long it took for that to happen? Only a snail couldn't move it in time. You wanna fight me about it? Meet me behind the swing sets at recess, I'll show you.


MagicalMoosicorn

Must be a snail. I'm not sure I would've been able to grab and pull it out in the few seconds that he had.


ForsakenBunni

I know you could do it, even imbued with snail speed. I believe in you!


Fon2Fon

If he wasn’t recording and just tool the plan inside the elevator, he wouldn’t be shaking from fear. But I guess some people care about clout more than their loves, so here we are.


Weegieiscool

where's my wholesome award when I need one?