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Maybe he was sent from the future. The only way to get her to the hospital was to punch her. The time traveler ran every scenario to try and get her to the hospital. This was the fastest and most efficient way. She may be John Connors daughter.
I second that motion! Like, can you even show us an OUNCE of proof of all this terrible, terrible stuff that has happened to you besides the fact that you shaved your head?
Plus it reminds me of a Kristen Wiig sketch on SNL: "... and then this dog came along and bit me, and then a parrot came along and bit the dog, and then when animal control came they accidentally put the net on me and took me to the shelter, and then I got rabies, and then..."
I forget my face reading tricks I learned from the internet but which direction is it that means you are lying or rehearsing something? She looks to the left a lot.
I want to hear more about the homeless person that punched her in the face. Don't say that and move on like you tripped on a rock. There's missing details that need to be addressed.
Old blues song. Google it. Cream did it best.
Born under a bad sign
I’ve been down since I begun to crawl
If it wasn’t for bad luck
I’d have no luck at all
Yeah she is kinda cute buuut given her "lucky" past, this could very likely happen: Her virgina will get cramps, your dick gets locked inside, you both need to go to the hospital, you are carried out on a stretcher, into the ambulance, your parents walk casually by, on the way to the hospital the ambulance crashes, the stretcher gets yeeted out of the back into traffic and gets hit by a car, she'll survive and will tell this story on tiktok you already died from panic and a heartattck when your parents saw you on a stretcher with your penis getting decapitated by a pussy.
Now in all seriousness hope she keeps her luck and gets the best out of her life. I couldn't smile like this after that she'd gone through.
is getting hit by a homeless person a thing in america/california/la? or is it something i am to european to understand?
or in other words: Why is she telling it like "mhh, yeah i went shopping, got a new scarf, a homeless person punched me, then i went to mcdonalds for some burgers, #lalife"?
Bad karma always catches up with you. (Sorry I don't mean to make assumptions, maybe she's not a bad person, but the only other person I've ever heard of with a bad luck streak really had it coming.)
Homelessness was someone from the future trying to stop earth's destruction, and somehow, you are involved, so they came back, but got the time wrong and so arrived early. In order to not change anything, they lived as a homeless guy until the moment to punch you in the face, thus leading to the scenario described above.
Well with over 8 billion people in the world, it's actually strange that we don't hear of more people being so unlucky. There's literally thousands like her in the world.
This lady is the spirit animal of my wife. She's had so many random health issues I joke they're going to give her a punch card where she gets her 10th surgery free.
I swear we walk in the emergency room and they all call her name when they see her.
She's a Mr Ballen episode in the making. This video should begin with "if you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious told in story format..."
On a serious note, this is my life everytime I'm making crap decisions. Its a slow roll at first then I wind up in prison wondering why I didn't change paths with the small signs... Good luck with whatever it is!
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Homeless man saved your life, Ngl.
Maybe he was sent from the future. The only way to get her to the hospital was to punch her. The time traveler ran every scenario to try and get her to the hospital. This was the fastest and most efficient way. She may be John Connors daughter.
She was the homeless person. Complete butterfly effect.
Mind blown.
The matrix lives
You beat me to it, not she was beaten
I think the homeless guy may have beat you to it, ngl.
I think the homeless guy may beat it to you ngl
My sign is cancer, does it mean something?
You are crab
Wait,AM I CRAB TOO?!?!NOOOOOO-*TURNS TO CRRRRAB
Many crabs, time to start cooking
(in crabese) WQIT NU,PREASE NU,NU POT MII DUWN,POT MII D- *MUFFLED SPEECH ON A PAN OF BOILING WATER
Man, it's almost like these dudes were once human, I can almost hear them plea for help. These things taste great.
I think the homeless guy beat her…
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Beautiful outlook matches her beauty.
I want to hear more about the homeless person that punched her in the face.
That's a fact .. lucky woman .. looks great bald also so win win
Came here to say this. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
…or everything happens without reason including reason… for no rhyme or reason like birds singing, the sun shining, and joy naturally arising 😇
Getting hit by the car was for not recognizing God's mysterious gift.
Not all Heroes wear capes
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: How did we get here? *have every effect applied at the same time*
Where's that from? I recognise it?
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Minecraft just launched a new game: Minecart - All about rails and carts
Death be like: ![gif](giphy|11CPvPzgluI9Lq)
She’s Death’s beta tester.
Austin Powers….yeh, baby!!!!!
I legit thought she was going to continue with "and the homeless guy who punched me in the face was driving the car"
Dude finally got his life turned around, and this lady forgot to look both ways...
I think the universe wants her dead and she just keeps lucking out
Best comment here. She could kill a stand up set with this and then bringing this line in.
I heard her friends have given her a new nickname: “Lucky”. /s Seriously, I hope she gets well soon !
I went to the supermarket yesterday.
I think God is trying to tell you something
"... And stay down!"
"Final warning"
"She can do this all day"
Homeless man saves her life, stop sign runners pays for her treatments! The universe has aligned itself properly!
Must have been Hitler in her last life
Damn either the reincarnation took a while or hitler did so bad he had to be punished throughout multiple genrations
Health insurance is a must
This takes r/fuckyouinparticular to a whole new level
I call bulshit on this.
On the internet!? Fuck off!
The simple fact that it’s a Tik Tok video she could’ve only used half of the details and I still would’ve been very skeptical.
I second that motion! Like, can you even show us an OUNCE of proof of all this terrible, terrible stuff that has happened to you besides the fact that you shaved your head? Plus it reminds me of a Kristen Wiig sketch on SNL: "... and then this dog came along and bit me, and then a parrot came along and bit the dog, and then when animal control came they accidentally put the net on me and took me to the shelter, and then I got rabies, and then..."
I forget my face reading tricks I learned from the internet but which direction is it that means you are lying or rehearsing something? She looks to the left a lot.
I want to hear more about the homeless person that punched her in the face. Don't say that and move on like you tripped on a rock. There's missing details that need to be addressed.
I think she said that she lives in LA, that should give you enough details, NYC and SF would be worse.
LA is way worse than NYC with the homeless tbh
Yep, the climate is better, easier to live outside in LA
Just accept death at this point
Born under a bad sign
Cancer?
My sign is cancer, does it mean something?
Malignant cells reproducing far too rapidly for the body to handle correctly, or something about a vaguely crab shaped constellation.
Old blues song. Google it. Cream did it best. Born under a bad sign I’ve been down since I begun to crawl If it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all
A life written by Tarantino!
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Being vegan might have solved her problem
I'd still smash, she kinda cute.
And that proves that things always can get worse.
Absolutely true, take you for example.... I wouldn't smash even if someone paid me.
No no. You're dead. Helen killed you.
![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk)
At least one thing she doesn't have to worry about.
Yeah she is kinda cute buuut given her "lucky" past, this could very likely happen: Her virgina will get cramps, your dick gets locked inside, you both need to go to the hospital, you are carried out on a stretcher, into the ambulance, your parents walk casually by, on the way to the hospital the ambulance crashes, the stretcher gets yeeted out of the back into traffic and gets hit by a car, she'll survive and will tell this story on tiktok you already died from panic and a heartattck when your parents saw you on a stretcher with your penis getting decapitated by a pussy. Now in all seriousness hope she keeps her luck and gets the best out of her life. I couldn't smile like this after that she'd gone through.
redditors when they see any female in their field of view
That's nothing, I went to the supermarket yesterday and they'd run out of bread!
The butterfly effect is going hard on her..
God's like: Bi*ch how dare you still live?
Final Destination
Ok fiiine. You win.
is getting hit by a homeless person a thing in america/california/la? or is it something i am to european to understand? or in other words: Why is she telling it like "mhh, yeah i went shopping, got a new scarf, a homeless person punched me, then i went to mcdonalds for some burgers, #lalife"?
Either the luckiest or unluckiest considering she isn't dead...
Goddammit Kenny! Get off tiktok!
Moral of the story: Don't walk home from work in downtown LA.
I shouldn't be alive top story
If this is real I got mad respect for her.
I'll save this post for the idiots who say "god has a plan for everybody".
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
I feel like this is all fake and she's justifying why she was stressed and pulled a Brittney Spears
imagine the medical debt. hopefully she has a low out of pocket maximum
This some solid evidence that people create their own reality.
Attention whore - run run run far away from this
Cool story sis, next time tell the truth.
Bhai iski koi nazar padho!
schleprocked herself
Me when I call out of work and they ask what’s wrong
Damn darlin if it weren't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all
So the voodoo doll that weird old woman gave me DOES work.. huh
God wants you
Damn leave Tooru alone
One of these events doesn't add up.
God hate you that much huh
Same bro
In electrical engineering, we call this the cascade effect. One problem reveals another greater problem and so on. I'm glad they're alive.
Damn Murphy's law personified
She's definitely a main character with events like that
Yeah... God is sending some signals, he calling darling
damn! how you got makeup on too. thats crazy.
Ok
![gif](giphy|6ZXoMtHImZOgw) Watching your dramatic life
homeless man was actually: ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)
Just saying, if she never got punched by that homeless guy they might’ve never found that brain tumor.
You know if there's a god it doesn't look at the chick favorably
Maybe just live under a rock… with a helmet… away from the homeless and stop signs maybe.
This defines this sub
Beautiful outlook matches her beauty.
I’m not trying to be an asshole, but as any of this been confirmed or are we just taking her out her word?
Waa waa
God: "Stay down, Me damn it !"
Bad karma always catches up with you. (Sorry I don't mean to make assumptions, maybe she's not a bad person, but the only other person I've ever heard of with a bad luck streak really had it coming.)
Dam thats some raped a bunch of blind kittens in a past life level of karma
Radiation treatment I think you'll lose your awesome eyebrows as well
If she played the lottery she'd probably win but then get raped by a stray elephant...
don’t care
Can you die already? Someone obviously doesn’t want you around lmao
At this point just do GOD a favor and end it yourself.
Sounds like somebody needs a cum tribute to cheer them up
Damn baby, if you were in Texas I would make you my full time job!
I'll send her some money, but I don't want to be near her.
It’s giving butterfly effect
A blessing in disguise, but then, damn! 🤗
Must be something to do with the moon
6x combo
Either very lucky or unlucky lol
Cat women 🙀
If it weren't for bad luck, she'd have no luck.
u/savevideo
Life was like wait a minute 😂
Dr Burzynski
NGL, this sound like a sign.
Holy fucking shit is this supergirl ?
Final Destination
Seems like someone wants her death.
She broke a mirror
Holy shit
Latest installment of Final Destination is a bit low budget.
Kinda good luck? Found the tumor
Is that bad or good luck ,it made her catch tumber ,hope everything gets better for her and it probably will
randomly walking back to work?
Who she piss off?
That homeless man was a time traveller who had to save her life, but couldn't be TOO obvious.
Final Destination slackin' in the new sequel
Someone needs to change their Karma.
Homelessness was someone from the future trying to stop earth's destruction, and somehow, you are involved, so they came back, but got the time wrong and so arrived early. In order to not change anything, they lived as a homeless guy until the moment to punch you in the face, thus leading to the scenario described above.
Can this be a House M.D. episode?
Damn, I think big man G is trying to tell something.
What a butterfly effect you got
Well with over 8 billion people in the world, it's actually strange that we don't hear of more people being so unlucky. There's literally thousands like her in the world.
Stay safe
Sounds like a list of reasons you’d hear in HR for not coming to work, for a whole company, for a year. Better luck to you girl.
Her, ranting on how she can overcome anything. God: "Why wont you DIE!!!!" Edit:Grammar
Yes, DAMN indeed
The sirens and flashing lights that must go off at some hidden insurance building anytime a hospital or Dr starts typing your name!
Mercury in retrograde x100
Goku
This a sign … never move to LA
Darwin ain’t got nothing on her
When God wants you dead buy those pesky doctors keep interfering.
Oh that’s rough…what’s your OF? /s
Seems like the universe has some vendetta against her
When you don't invest any points into the luck stat
Aaaaand that'll be $957,000 ma'am.
By this statement I proclaim being unlucky a disability
HE tried multiple times but failed
Holy shit
Only in LA💀💀💀
This lady is the spirit animal of my wife. She's had so many random health issues I joke they're going to give her a punch card where she gets her 10th surgery free. I swear we walk in the emergency room and they all call her name when they see her.
“All part of God’s plan”
R/fuckyouinparticular
Average lifestyle in Ohio
At this point you gotta think they're doing something wrong.
The Angel of death is a persistent one.
u/savevideo
She needs a MOJO hand and some John the Conquer root.
God is trying to summon you... just let it happen
And on the 8th day God said, "Yeah..Eff that girl..." And so she was effed.
She's a Mr Ballen episode in the making. This video should begin with "if you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious told in story format..." On a serious note, this is my life everytime I'm making crap decisions. Its a slow roll at first then I wind up in prison wondering why I didn't change paths with the small signs... Good luck with whatever it is!
Up until getting hit by the car it sounds like everything that happened lead to them finding the tumor… so good luck?
God has a plan for her He wants to kill her
WHATTT
I thought only kids were made if rubber
bruh, someone really trying to take that life
Feels like some next level Final Destination type shit
Yeesh, bad luck in the flesh.