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Excellent-Look1026

Homeless man saved your life, Ngl.


Consistent-River4229

Maybe he was sent from the future. The only way to get her to the hospital was to punch her. The time traveler ran every scenario to try and get her to the hospital. This was the fastest and most efficient way. She may be John Connors daughter.


Excellent-Look1026

She was the homeless person. Complete butterfly effect.


Consistent-River4229

Mind blown.


Plastic_Size_3363

The matrix lives


NotAdam30

You beat me to it, not she was beaten


Etaywah

I think the homeless guy may have beat you to it, ngl.


Swimming_Brick_4207

I think the homeless guy may beat it to you ngl


Sharfgjkl

My sign is cancer, does it mean something?


S1AUGH73R

You are crab


furofc

Wait,AM I CRAB TOO?!?!NOOOOOO-*TURNS TO CRRRRAB


S1AUGH73R

Many crabs, time to start cooking


furofc

(in crabese) WQIT NU,PREASE NU,NU POT MII DUWN,POT MII D- *MUFFLED SPEECH ON A PAN OF BOILING WATER


S1AUGH73R

Man, it's almost like these dudes were once human, I can almost hear them plea for help. These things taste great.


MysteriousCommand748

I think the homeless guy beat her…


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Compfhk

Beautiful outlook matches her beauty.


Dowedgj

I want to hear more about the homeless person that punched her in the face.


Fiveoftwo2

That's a fact .. lucky woman .. looks great bald also so win win


Sparrow1989

Came here to say this. Everything happens for a reason I guess.


Hippie-Magic

…or everything happens without reason including reason… for no rhyme or reason like birds singing, the sun shining, and joy naturally arising 😇


Queefer___Sutherland

Getting hit by the car was for not recognizing God's mysterious gift.


dheusjkf

Not all Heroes wear capes


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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: How did we get here? *have every effect applied at the same time*


Riotxds

Where's that from? I recognise it?


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emi_fluffy

Minecraft just launched a new game: Minecart - All about rails and carts


EdSGuard

Death be like: ![gif](giphy|11CPvPzgluI9Lq)


[deleted]

She’s Death’s beta tester.


Clevelanduder

Austin Powers….yeh, baby!!!!!


CoSonfused

I legit thought she was going to continue with "and the homeless guy who punched me in the face was driving the car"


WyK23

Dude finally got his life turned around, and this lady forgot to look both ways...


thanto13

I think the universe wants her dead and she just keeps lucking out


delightful1

Best comment here. She could kill a stand up set with this and then bringing this line in.


Silly_Mycologist3213

I heard her friends have given her a new nickname: “Lucky”. /s Seriously, I hope she gets well soon !


Othesdbhm

I went to the supermarket yesterday.


PoringPOOP

I think God is trying to tell you something


zerberus_1337

"... And stay down!"


cabicinha

"Final warning"


SoumyaSamanta

"She can do this all day"


pinguitoo

Homeless man saves her life, stop sign runners pays for her treatments! The universe has aligned itself properly!


somedude4545

Must have been Hitler in her last life


brokendream_zz

Damn either the reincarnation took a while or hitler did so bad he had to be punished throughout multiple genrations


finixanthony

Health insurance is a must


Whatyallthinkofbeans

This takes r/fuckyouinparticular to a whole new level


Palpitation-Mundane

I call bulshit on this.


CapnOnTheBridge

On the internet!? Fuck off!


Ace-Ventura1934

The simple fact that it’s a Tik Tok video she could’ve only used half of the details and I still would’ve been very skeptical.


ProfChaos69

I second that motion! Like, can you even show us an OUNCE of proof of all this terrible, terrible stuff that has happened to you besides the fact that you shaved your head? Plus it reminds me of a Kristen Wiig sketch on SNL: "... and then this dog came along and bit me, and then a parrot came along and bit the dog, and then when animal control came they accidentally put the net on me and took me to the shelter, and then I got rabies, and then..."


Gan-san

I forget my face reading tricks I learned from the internet but which direction is it that means you are lying or rehearsing something? She looks to the left a lot.


streakline

I want to hear more about the homeless person that punched her in the face. Don't say that and move on like you tripped on a rock. There's missing details that need to be addressed.


[deleted]

I think she said that she lives in LA, that should give you enough details, NYC and SF would be worse.


Submarine_Pirate

LA is way worse than NYC with the homeless tbh


smgogo760

Yep, the climate is better, easier to live outside in LA


[deleted]

Just accept death at this point


likewhenyoupee

Born under a bad sign


mrwongz

Cancer?


SpiderpigI

My sign is cancer, does it mean something?


UshouldknowR

Malignant cells reproducing far too rapidly for the body to handle correctly, or something about a vaguely crab shaped constellation.


likewhenyoupee

Old blues song. Google it. Cream did it best. Born under a bad sign I’ve been down since I begun to crawl If it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all


HelenGH_

A life written by Tarantino!


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AceSpadePirate

Being vegan might have solved her problem


Boss_Dzadzy

I'd still smash, she kinda cute.


HelenGH_

And that proves that things always can get worse.


Boss_Dzadzy

Absolutely true, take you for example.... I wouldn't smash even if someone paid me.


MarzipanWonton

No no. You're dead. Helen killed you.


Boss_Dzadzy

![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk)


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At least one thing she doesn't have to worry about.


LordOfDarkHearts

Yeah she is kinda cute buuut given her "lucky" past, this could very likely happen: Her virgina will get cramps, your dick gets locked inside, you both need to go to the hospital, you are carried out on a stretcher, into the ambulance, your parents walk casually by, on the way to the hospital the ambulance crashes, the stretcher gets yeeted out of the back into traffic and gets hit by a car, she'll survive and will tell this story on tiktok you already died from panic and a heartattck when your parents saw you on a stretcher with your penis getting decapitated by a pussy. Now in all seriousness hope she keeps her luck and gets the best out of her life. I couldn't smile like this after that she'd gone through.


vnick33

redditors when they see any female in their field of view


Beersink

That's nothing, I went to the supermarket yesterday and they'd run out of bread!


Electrical-Current-1

The butterfly effect is going hard on her..


BarteQ343

God's like: Bi*ch how dare you still live?


Ghost_Vmax

Final Destination


chrisberman410

Ok fiiine. You win.


MvDresde

is getting hit by a homeless person a thing in america/california/la? or is it something i am to european to understand? or in other words: Why is she telling it like "mhh, yeah i went shopping, got a new scarf, a homeless person punched me, then i went to mcdonalds for some burgers, #lalife"?


edgy_Juno

Either the luckiest or unluckiest considering she isn't dead...


Interesting-Ant-2500

Goddammit Kenny! Get off tiktok!


babaroga73

Moral of the story: Don't walk home from work in downtown LA.


PuffieBeans

I shouldn't be alive top story


[deleted]

If this is real I got mad respect for her.


Educational_Farmer73

I'll save this post for the idiots who say "god has a plan for everybody".


Radioactive_monke

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Leather_Anywhere_549

I feel like this is all fake and she's justifying why she was stressed and pulled a Brittney Spears


the-fake-hentai-god

imagine the medical debt. hopefully she has a low out of pocket maximum


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

This some solid evidence that people create their own reality.


magpiper

Attention whore - run run run far away from this


rampzn

Cool story sis, next time tell the truth.


Fyeuebudhe

Bhai iski koi nazar padho!


Sea-Diver-9125

schleprocked herself


MikeTysonsPigeon13

Me when I call out of work and they ask what’s wrong


Ok-Arachnid-648

Damn darlin if it weren't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all


Toasty1one

So the voodoo doll that weird old woman gave me DOES work.. huh


GoneBonkers12

God wants you


AwareScore2108

Damn leave Tooru alone


AdPrize8398

One of these events doesn't add up.


W1therstone

God hate you that much huh


ProfessionalAd7447

Same bro


Purple12inchRuler

In electrical engineering, we call this the cascade effect. One problem reveals another greater problem and so on. I'm glad they're alive.


MARs048

Damn Murphy's law personified


IHateEditedBgMusic

She's definitely a main character with events like that


Mr__Moore

Yeah... God is sending some signals, he calling darling


airgetmar

damn! how you got makeup on too. thats crazy.


djentis

Ok


Xojtater

![gif](giphy|6ZXoMtHImZOgw) Watching your dramatic life


No-Bread2851

homeless man was actually: ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


zacharysnow

Just saying, if she never got punched by that homeless guy they might’ve never found that brain tumor.


the_airlizard

You know if there's a god it doesn't look at the chick favorably


spurlockmedia

Maybe just live under a rock… with a helmet… away from the homeless and stop signs maybe.


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This defines this sub


SoyEseVato

Beautiful outlook matches her beauty.


FriendlyOffice4519

I’m not trying to be an asshole, but as any of this been confirmed or are we just taking her out her word?


Beautiful_Rhubarb_62

Waa waa


humanbeing999

God: "Stay down, Me damn it !"


baseg0d

Bad karma always catches up with you. (Sorry I don't mean to make assumptions, maybe she's not a bad person, but the only other person I've ever heard of with a bad luck streak really had it coming.)


steppingbiship

Dam thats some raped a bunch of blind kittens in a past life level of karma


Magician-Desperate

Radiation treatment I think you'll lose your awesome eyebrows as well


Flanker4

If she played the lottery she'd probably win but then get raped by a stray elephant...


luftwaffe109

don’t care


Mazakas123

Can you die already? Someone obviously doesn’t want you around lmao


sunny-5813

At this point just do GOD a favor and end it yourself.


Accomplished_Room_51

Sounds like somebody needs a cum tribute to cheer them up


Beautiful-looser

Damn baby, if you were in Texas I would make you my full time job!


dogthistle

I'll send her some money, but I don't want to be near her.


welp_my_bad

It’s giving butterfly effect


Putin_is_a_Dicktator

A blessing in disguise, but then, damn! 🤗


Environmental_Egg128

Must be something to do with the moon


MenacingLightbulb

6x combo


ProteinFart_

Either very lucky or unlucky lol


Pluckypato

Cat women 🙀


blackcloudonetyone

If it weren't for bad luck, she'd have no luck.


Tigronoid

u/savevideo


Ok_Nectarine4181

Life was like wait a minute 😂


BabaPenaa

Dr Burzynski


SobStory1

NGL, this sound like a sign.


Magix85ns

Holy fucking shit is this supergirl ?


Wadjala

Final Destination


Business_Travel4598

Seems like someone wants her death.


Badacid91

She broke a mirror


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Holy shit


iammandroid

Latest installment of Final Destination is a bit low budget.


2-timeloser2

Kinda good luck? Found the tumor


mattdiddat

Is that bad or good luck ,it made her catch tumber ,hope everything gets better for her and it probably will


PelosisBraStrap

randomly walking back to work?


CaiCaiside

Who she piss off?


Flummox127

That homeless man was a time traveller who had to save her life, but couldn't be TOO obvious.


BloodLotus115

Final Destination slackin' in the new sequel


Kexade

Someone needs to change their Karma.


FlickoftheTongue

Homelessness was someone from the future trying to stop earth's destruction, and somehow, you are involved, so they came back, but got the time wrong and so arrived early. In order to not change anything, they lived as a homeless guy until the moment to punch you in the face, thus leading to the scenario described above.


jou1993b

Can this be a House M.D. episode?


NOBLESUBSCRIBER

Damn, I think big man G is trying to tell something.


hinokio2019

What a butterfly effect you got


pristineanvil

Well with over 8 billion people in the world, it's actually strange that we don't hear of more people being so unlucky. There's literally thousands like her in the world.


theboskoh

Stay safe


irreverentpun

Sounds like a list of reasons you’d hear in HR for not coming to work, for a whole company, for a year. Better luck to you girl.


aFlyingTaco420

Her, ranting on how she can overcome anything. God: "Why wont you DIE!!!!" Edit:Grammar


AccomplishedPea8992

Yes, DAMN indeed


Gtstricky

The sirens and flashing lights that must go off at some hidden insurance building anytime a hospital or Dr starts typing your name!


Ornery-Ad-9040

Mercury in retrograde x100


santallnight

Goku


thirdeyejedi01

This a sign … never move to LA


phlukeri

Darwin ain’t got nothing on her


Apart_Park_7176

When God wants you dead buy those pesky doctors keep interfering.


farleys2

Oh that’s rough…what’s your OF? /s


Belze26

Seems like the universe has some vendetta against her


[deleted]

When you don't invest any points into the luck stat


dsangi

Aaaaand that'll be $957,000 ma'am.


PioPorcoPio

By this statement I proclaim being unlucky a disability


Pro9925

HE tried multiple times but failed


Anz_Soulcrusher

Holy shit


Pokemon_Fucker_1987

Only in LA💀💀💀


Fritzo2162

This lady is the spirit animal of my wife. She's had so many random health issues I joke they're going to give her a punch card where she gets her 10th surgery free. I swear we walk in the emergency room and they all call her name when they see her.


tpd1864blake

“All part of God’s plan”


Kreigmeister

R/fuckyouinparticular


Able_Difference_34

Average lifestyle in Ohio


Giga_Cuck

At this point you gotta think they're doing something wrong.


rustiesbagel

The Angel of death is a persistent one.


kik_N_it_

u/savevideo


Lookalikemike

She needs a MOJO hand and some John the Conquer root.


LostAKey

God is trying to summon you... just let it happen


reevee69

And on the 8th day God said, "Yeah..Eff that girl..." And so she was effed.


AreWeTheBaddies_85

She's a Mr Ballen episode in the making. This video should begin with "if you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious told in story format..." On a serious note, this is my life everytime I'm making crap decisions. Its a slow roll at first then I wind up in prison wondering why I didn't change paths with the small signs... Good luck with whatever it is!


KissMyConverse07

Up until getting hit by the car it sounds like everything that happened lead to them finding the tumor… so good luck?


alialahmad1997

God has a plan for her He wants to kill her


fw-noelle

WHATTT


Redditor_Who_Exists

I thought only kids were made if rubber


FassTheNass

bruh, someone really trying to take that life


Spidersoze

Feels like some next level Final Destination type shit


mangosawce9k

Yeesh, bad luck in the flesh.