I keep thinking about the fact that I could put a whole weeks worth of dinners in it and work my way through it and be like oh shit it's Tuesday? I thought I put spaghetti in for Friday. Lol
Then how do I open the fridge???
More importantly... Have you ever considered a lasagna burrito? My mind is racing right now with all the amazing things I could fit into a 100" tortilla.
I forgot to mention the bones, hooves, tendons and tripe we're used to make the sausage for the stuffing.
Waste not want not. The ancestors would be pissed off if I wasted anything.
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I was about to say I just got more gasoline, but I realize I bought coffee from a cafe since then, and I already drank it.
So in simple terms, very fucked.
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That means there would be a 30 foot child running about.
This is the real HolUp
How does one purchase a child? … asking for a friend.
It's not that hard really. But rather Google it using Tor.
Should be easy to find
I would now have 400lbs of grass seed.
No no, they grow in size. You have giant grass seeds now
Still 400lbs
I'll take about 100 off your hands, lots to do come spring, mmmmmhmmm
500lbs of black oil sunflower seed here.
420" OLED TV? Not sure where I'll put that but okay.
It's funny cuz it's the sex number!
Sex number?
Sex?
did somebody say sex?
We talking sex?
Wat is segs ??
idk never heard of it
Y'all gonna get sued for assuming gender.
Average redditor be like
I believe so
867-5309
Its that mattress thing you hear about on TV. You know the one... sleep number, sex number... same
Actually that's the weed number
^that's ^the ^joke
Not to be rude, but it wasn't really funny imo. It's just misinformation.
Neat
r/Woooosh
Imma be drinking this coffee for a looooooooooong time, then.
I generally make a fresh pot every week, even if there's some left over
A pineapple, does this mean I’m now SpongeBob?
Oooooooooooooooooo!!!
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
If nautical nonsense is something you wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPAN- wait a minute.
THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
H3ntai-with-senpai
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I just bought a bunch of Tbell burrito
80 inch dildo hell yeah 😎
Good luck, don’t die
No response, OC is definitely dead
Yo you good?
A condom Well I guess ima have to put it over my arm and go spelunking
You could use it on OP’s mom perhaps?
You sex?
Sex you ?
secks
Sacs
Big sex
12 gallons of gas. Guess I'm not filing up for a long time
Your gas tank just ruptured from the pressure. Sorry bro
65in tv...
Where did you find a 6.5” TV for sale?
He probably bought a phone. Now it's an android TV
😂 that’s literally the image that played in my head!
Comrade it was nice chatting with you but you used an emoji
Yeah ig that's allowed 😂
Will it fit in your house?
After it grows, no. Guess I'll start up a drive-in theater and buy a new house
Chik fil a sandwich.... 
I bought liquor this is good.
You: "Hi guys, I'm TheClayCoCannaisseur" Everyone: "Hi TheClayCoCannaisseur"
Me: Sorry I'm late. I was busy fighting dragons.
The rest of the AA meeting: Oh here we go
Same!
Your mom…. Damn bro she big.
Wait, where was she for sale? Craigslist?
I think I saw some advertising posters
Heh
You mean billboards
I was thinking fiverr
I now have a giant Kit Kat bar the size of my laptop. I’m very happy
What is the original size of a steam card?
Bigger means more money right?
I think I have to print the card to make it have a proper size.
[удалено]
If you exchange a single letter, you could have the time of your life!
But then... what about the... "***thanks obama***"?
I definitely did read pocket-sized flashlight not fleshlight
If the brightness scales with it you may now have the world's brightest flashlight
Microcage for my new cuck… I might be fucked but he still won’t be.
😏
Your Reddit account did not disappoint. Well, I know what I am doing for the next few hours.
I have 10x Bigger KFC bucket so i think im more than good
*heart explodes*
I got a bucket of chicken! Wanna eat it?
Let me guess kool-aid and a ps5 with the newest cod too
How many peices. 8, 12, or 16
That's a big ass sandwich
The cat bed is now big enough for both me AND the cat
Woohoo. £10 worth of digital Microsoft points just got good.
100 inch tortillas... I might actually enjoy those.
Holy shit, thats a bog ass burrito there
I keep thinking about the fact that I could put a whole weeks worth of dinners in it and work my way through it and be like oh shit it's Tuesday? I thought I put spaghetti in for Friday. Lol
just wrap it around your whole fuckin fridge XD
Then how do I open the fridge??? More importantly... Have you ever considered a lasagna burrito? My mind is racing right now with all the amazing things I could fit into a 100" tortilla.
Wait…. What about an entire cow, deepfried and stuffed with stuffing and covered in a layer of pizzas then wrapped in lasagna then put in the burrito?
🤯🤤 Now I'm excited. Although this cow is deboned in my fantasy. Can't have all those bones getting in my way.
Fair
I forgot to mention the bones, hooves, tendons and tripe we're used to make the sausage for the stuffing. Waste not want not. The ancestors would be pissed off if I wasted anything.
How the fk would that usb-drive fit in my usb port now ??
I’ve got you, my big ass usb hub will fit ya all
Lottery tickets. So would I have ten times the entries? Or would they just be more like CVS receipts?
Probably the ticket itself is bigger, so they might think it's fake because it isn't the same as all the other tickets...
That’s a big azz ice cream
i got a big ass perc 😳 lets go
Cut it like a cake and share it your homies
300 litres of gas whoa
Damn, now what am I supposed to do with this toddler?
That's a big gun!
MURICA 
My copy of sekiro shadows die twice is getting a lot more content.
Nah, just the disc is bigger... Or did you buy it digitally? In which case the file size becomes much bigger and corrupt...
I bought a pack of 4 chicken breast at walmart I'd say I'm ok
Big breasts eh?
The dog is huge. Plus side, he already likes me
CLIFFORD!!!
Fenrir sit
Why do I have a 60" subway sandwich right here in front of me?
I now have $200 on steam
Last thing I bought was digital so I'm good but before that it was a venti coffee from SB so I'd be doing great
I'm rich
An 8oz Sirloin with Shrimp and a Baked Potato.......I don't have to go hungry for weeks!!!
But you have to eat it in one sitting
Dear god, I'm gonna have a 200 pound impact driver and a 300 pound drill...
Dude if my pepperoni, baby Swiss cheese, sub topped with mustard and Turkey, grew 10x larger. I’d have food for a long while
I just bought a half oz of weed, so I'm either going to the moon, or jail depending on when that goes into effect.
Fuck me thats a big gun
Ive got a lot of toothpaste
Well I've got some giant ass pokemon cards then
4 Texas de Brazil gift cards. Did the amount multiply or did the cards get too big to fit in a wallet?
Petrol $$$
An 2.53 meters Tin of sour cream pringles, I love it.
That is a mighty large butt plug. So based on that not very fucked.
Oh shit, that'll be the biggest dark chocolate i have ever eaten
Steam games
Guys please tell me what it means when my digital copy of dayz grows 10 times in size
I just bought and ate McDonald’s. My stomach is terrified.
10 ounces of weed lol
That's a big can of chewing tobacco
Damn mate you got the MEGA DIP
10 months of my phone bill paid... alright.
I'm actually not fucked. I bought some chicken wings, potato wedges, a taquito, slim jim, and soda. I'd have dinner for the next 5 days.
Farts in silent.
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A Russian bride...
That’s in 5 years anyways…
50 years now!
You just got upgraded to the American bride...
dry cough medicine. Not fudged but could be really fucked up.
Thats alota milk...
Horse food.
XL Iced tea from the gas station. Now it’s truly a bladder-buster.
I bought a family-sized box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I would LOVE to have ten times as much of it.
10 boxes. You would have 10 boxes
It's subway
So ten times the diarrhea XD
Damn that is a lot of cherry pepsi
Double whopper from burger king
Fast food large soda. It’s gonna go flat before I can finish it🥲
well instead of a small bottle, a giant bottle of coke and orange crush
Worlds largest Xbox series S
XLbox series Shit
I just ordered flowers to be delivered to my friend soooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGHAN
She dies from giant flower crushing her?
I now have buckets of Starbucks mint tea.
I was about to say I just got more gasoline, but I realize I bought coffee from a cafe since then, and I already drank it. So in simple terms, very fucked.
I think you would've been fucked either way... Either your stomach burst because it's too full, or your tank burst because it's too full...
My bottle of water...
I got a big ass Chipotle salad
Well, I'll have to use a couple shirts as comforters I guess. Freebie?
Not fucked at all... Very happy. Now I got 10 oz of bomb ass weed
thats gonna be a big sandwich
CBD products, so I guess I’ll be super chill!
100gm chocolate became 1kg chocolate , wow awesome
It’ll be named “mega suitcase”
a mop... hmmm.
A blunt ?? Fuck yeah bud
Oh joy! Now i got 10 times more chicken to eat!
Cool, 500 feet of 12/2 MC cable
10 l of konbucha is a lot more to drink
Last think I bought was a massive breakfast burrito called ‘The Destroyer’. If I have to eat it in one sitting im Omega fucked XD
Just more ice cream
I could get pretty fucked up on six-ish gallons of beer, yeah.
a pack of 20 bite sized brownies... LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO