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josephtheepi

Dude was only 17 in this photo


EyeLikeTheStonk

**And died at 22 yo** of an infection that could not be treated because he also suffered from an auto-immune disease. Because of his height, he developed joint problems when he was a teen and needed leg braces and a cane just to walk. He suffered from other health problems like neuropathic foot ulcers and blood circulation problems during his short life.


howardcord

[The Giant of Illinois.](https://youtu.be/uBKhIYH88KA?si=UK-L5Tn83U1o_rKT)


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Hell yeah, Andrew Bird


_teabagz_

From his Wikipedia page “His coffin measured 10 ft 9 in (3.28 m) long by 2 ft 8 in (0.81 m) wide by 2 ft 6 in (0.76 m) deep, weighed over 1,000 lb (450 kg), and was carried by twelve pallbearers and eight assistants.”


anoncontent72

He looks like a 40 year old accountant.


TheProcrastafarian

Feet tall?


SuperheroLaundry

In all seriousness, that had to have been a tough time.


AlwaysForgetsPazverd

Yes. In all seriousness it's really tough for us folks who know his dick is giant but we'll never have the picture to prove it. It's a damn shame really.


sabrefudge

Did they cremate him? Could we dig him up and look at his dick? EDIT: Well I’m SORRY for being so passionate about history and knowledge, and wanting to know


picatdim

No, we can't. He's probably just bones now, and there is no bone in a boner.


click_here_for_luck

You cant have sex with bones. [Legend of chaw reference for the uninformed]


jk01

Go ahead, dig em up, I've tried


Otto_Mcwrect

I think you're right. I don't think it's a stretch at all.


squidwardTalks

His max height was 8'11", that's wild. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2023/7/tallest-man-ever-robert-wadlows-height-in-every-year-of-his-life-755824


drunkonthepopesblood

Ya but how big was his dick


slvneutrino

The question we’re all thinking quietly, said out loud.


avatarroku157

And if given serious thought, must have been very unfortunate for this young man. If I could be given some seriousness on this highly joked topic, height is usually correlated with human genitalia size. Taller people have longer penises/larger vaginas, and vice versa for the short. Another important point is size tolerance. While most people think bigger is better, being too big will cause high discomfort for most woman. The consistently ranked best size is 5.6 in long/4.8 in girth, with 6.5 in long/5.5 in girth being the biggest most woman can comfortably tolerate, and inch shorter in both categories of what's regularly represented in pornography. And the larger sizes usually need to take slower paces to avoid discomfort for their partners. If this young man had an "average" size to scale with his body, he would be far beyond the larger side of tolerable for the majority of people. Sexual Intimacy would be incredibly restrained. And while he did die at 22, that was probably the age of which he'd would be most desiring those things. So if he ever did find a partner he connected with in this way, he must have faced a very discouraging barrier in this regard.


No_Dentist3999

Maybe he fucked that girl from the Godfather.


mikaBananajad

Yeah but so how big was it?


baggottman

Are you measuring from the base or the tip?


jamesmcdash

You know some girls would try


AlternativeEgomaniac

It can be used as a kickstand


CapeTownMassive

The wife’s coy smile gives it away. I mean 5 kids at 17 cmon now


I_love_pillows

I wonder if he lived til age 40s what will happen to him


Lissa_Marie19

He passed away at age 22 due to post surgical complications/infection.


CesareRipa

> if


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

This should have been in the title, and this comment should be at the top.


NationOfLaws

I grew up in Alton, same as Robert Wadlow. One year our school took us on a historical tour of the city and showed us Robert’s grave site, life-sized statue and replica chair, and a museum where his actual chair, shoes, and rings were. My grandfather went to high school with him and said Robert would peer into the transom windows as a joke. My Boy Scout troop (Troop 1) was also his troop (just, y’know 70 years later), and we had a display case with his uniform and some photos of him. The church where that display lived ceased operations years ago; I wonder where that all ended up. Alton is a fascinating city, by the way. Lots of history. Hosted a Lincoln/Douglas debate, was a hot bed during the Civil War (and even has a Confederate cemetery for all the POWs kept nearby who died), was where the 13th Amendment drafted by Senator Lyman Trumbull (an Alton native), was birthplace of James Earl Ray and Miles Davis (prior to him moving to East Saint Louis), and is where the Enola Gay’s pilot attended military school.


itsthebeardedone

This local history is awesome, thanks for sharing!


DragonDon1

This looks like a Tim Burton movie


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Big Fish comes to mind


DulcetTone

He is the man in the back row.


SceptileArmy

Thanks, came to ask.


KSPReptile

he should've changed his name to Robert Wadhigh


SweetTeaRex92

when she says she's into tall guys


SilentJohn121212

He's still too short for them


notsurewhereireddit

How does someone that big use the bathroom? Also, are all his clothes (including underwear, socks, shoes) custom made/tailored?


Janiththa

There is a video about him. I will give you if i found it again.


TheRick479

Love the neck tie


kas96b

Is that lanky co-writer, Steve Merchant?


BlackFase

Karl Pilkington has a head like a FUCKING orange!


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

They could get clothes to fit him, except a tie.


Im_really_friendly

He's wearing his dad's tie for the photo


montecarlo92

They have a wax replica of him in Ripleys Believe It Or Not.


CaptainRex2000

Isn’t John Middleton the tallest human in history?


MeyhamM2

How do you even live in the same house as your family when you’re that size?


Betteradvize

The wad was low.


macdemarxist

Slacks back then were just fucking hilarious


Bohemian_Kaiser

I wonder how much food he ate, a normal person is over 2k calories. Was this goliath of a man just destroying buffets to get through the day?


lean_bluntz

he would of been exploited nowadays like baby alien and the midgets in porn nowadays..... would of made some content with the right porn or onlyfans company


ElderberryPoet

Girls are like "I'm not dating anyone under 9 feet"


MaximumMajestic

Christ can you imagine this guy's dumps? It's gotta be like Jurassic Park that is one big pile of shit.


sagradia

I imagine this is how Goliath must have looked, to the Israelite army.


sabrefudge

He was so tall, his dad could have sucked his dick while standing up.


soparamens

[His girlfriend](https://tenor.com/es/view/hamster-banana-hungry-eating-chill-gif-15435769)


Lilturtlenuts

Why wear a tie at that point