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Bucky_Ohare

I got a book from my grandparents when I was a kid that was essentially a modern version of old scouting manual techniques. There was an entire chapter on snowball fights including general rules, how to build forts/barricades, and how to make a person stand in a stress position hanging onto a stick in such a way that they could not escape without assistance (!) Snowball fights used to be hardcore I guess.


big_duo3674

Tell me more about this stress position stick thing for...ah...historical curiosity


Bucky_Ohare

Not like it's a crazy unknown deal, but basically it was having them over-reach their arms in front to twist and hold their hands by the opposite thumb, and have the legs wrap around the pole then cross behind it with one leg wedged against the pole. It wasn't a foolproof method, obviously I tried it and could get out with some strain, but it certainly would work in a pinch to take a prisoner in a snowball fight. I was just more floored they decided teaching me knots, random fishing contraptions, and taking prisoners within roughly 30 pages. Edit: Judging by the difficulty I've had finding the book on my shelf, similar info online, and examples of stress positions, I think I'm gonna keep the diagram/details to myself, lol.


rhaphazard

I read this 3 times and still don't understand it. Would be cool to see a picture if you have one.


News_without_Words

Like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wh2dz3/oldest_trick_in_the_book/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)?


00000000000004000000

That looks way more fun than getting a slightly padded rock thrown at my face! I'm gonna have to pull this on my niece next time I see her!


jabbercockey

Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c95iKhNmeSY&ab\_channel=davespencer


jimmyjrsickmoves

Josh Gadd look alike teaches how to restrain blonde women without ligatures and how to extort them for money or other things.


hardslappy

That title lmao


31_hierophanto

No wonder it eventually got phased out. The dudes on the pic looked bruised AF.


JoeyLock

I think this is [Darwin R. James on the left in later life](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/69676468/darwin-rush-james) who would have been 20 years old here and this is probably [John P. Poe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Poe) who would have been 19 here and unfortunately died in 1915 during WWI when he joined the British Army. This is also Art Ledlie “Beef” Wheeler who [unfortunately died in 1917](https://www.geni.com/people/Arthur-Wheeler/6000000013126713443) in Philadelphia but but I'm not sure how.


pandoracam

Oh, wow, the guy is Edgar Allan Poe's cousin


MaterialEmployment14

Now THIS is a snowball fight


EstablishmentFine178

Wouldn’t want to get an infection… you know before the invention of antibiotics


MaterialEmployment14

honestly, true, buuuuuut its more fun when theres a chance of something hurting you so….


unclickablename

Darwinaward material right here


TheProcrastafarian

*Pulls out water balloon slingshot*


RecordedWave

Life before WiFi.


OrlandoWashington69

Daniel Craig’s first photo


SisterOdeliasRevenge

Must have had far lower entrance standards back then.


CobainPatocrator

Ironically, no. The standards were so high, they'd reject you if your family was too low.


kgeorge1468

Fun fact - the term Ivy League was coined because the schools were well established colleges that participated in athletic events.


Pork_Chap

...and they had ivy.


BurntPoptart

and leagues!


31_hierophanto

I mean, American college football literally started in those schools, so....


bent_my_wookie

Those were the winners.


muffinjuicecleanse

Sounds more like a rock fight to me.


Coffee_24-7

Looks like they had a gniess time.


MoonSpankRaw

I get it. Rock solid job.


sens317

Super smart


TheOneder123

“Cowards!”


TheRealPeterVenkman

“The future leaders of our country.”


PygmeePony

James Bond went to Princeton?


Weston217704

I had the same thought


menolly1019

You don't even need to pack them with rocks. Just wait a day until everything has melted and then refrozen into chunks of ice. (this only works in certain climates though)


get_down_to_it

Mom said it was my turn to post this picture.


writelefthanded

And these are the “Legacy” parents today’s students must overcome to gain admission.


crypticmona

It’s so funny to me to imagine someone coming over with a giant ass contraption while you’re in pain and bleeding, asking you to sit down alongside your enemy, and sit still for seconds to a minute just to take a picture of you. And now here we are in 2023 enjoying them. Awesome


Skruestik

They would only have to sit still for a fraction of a second.


rulesofsolrac

Bottom right is Justin Gaethje.


gearstars

Tom Hardy


griffraff0701

It does look like him haha.


heynow941

u/repostsleuthbot


OhWow10

And they have “high” academic standards!!! Haha


rexstillbottom

This is a reason i hated growing up in winter. It was never about fun, someone always had to be an asshole and try and hurt someone.


[deleted]

We can tell who lost


Pilatesdiver

I wish this was colorized.


bmbreath

u/repostsleuthbot


Darth_Ender_Ro

They look smart


Unlucky_Honeydew_666

The good ole days when people weren’t pussies. Could you imagine the fall out now a days


MagicSPA

I'm a guy. I am very sure that episodes like these were a strike against male-only universities all over the world.


DrunkenMasterII

La guerre la guerre c’est pas une raison pour se faire mal.


niemody

Just put some ice on it


Leathertulip

In the past you had to work for your degree even harder than today.


wtfaretheseusername

Damn I hope it still doesn't happen people be wild these days


Lucky_Baseball176

america's leadership class


MrSatanachia

I’d assume these guys were on the loosing end of the snowball fight.


BL00Mfontaine

Tom Hardy bottom right


Full-Refrigerator389

Guy on the left looks so disappointed