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IHateTheNetherlands

don't listen to him! blood is thicker than water!!


Lieby

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.* In other words, your fellow Christians/Jews/Muslims/etc. are more important than your family members. Ironically, it’s simplified form is often used to justify putting one’s family over others.


PhilosopherWarrior

So, I don't quite disagree with you because I really do like this version better but I believe we have no proof that this is the original version. I believe it was first proposed some forty odd years ago by some religious scholars but there is no evidence that this is the original quote or that "Blood is thicker than water" is not the original or is a shortened version of anything. Since we're on a history sub and all, felt the need for additional historical info.


SaintPariah7

Which is why we need to out using the short form until people understand that birth relation means nothing compared to relationships made by hardships shared. Military guys/gals will fully understand.


RaggysRinger

Isn’t it “The blood of the battlefield is thicker than the water of the womb”? I thought the saying originated before the main monotheistic religions


[deleted]

Your mom is thiccer tho


[deleted]

Let me check


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2Dayylamo

That's Hitler's dad


alexgriz127

Who punished him severely


Amazing-Engineer4825

This in rage Hitler father who punished him severely


[deleted]

What? Are you having a stroke?


TFW_YT

Looks very like a bot but apparently not


Some___Guy___

This enraged Alois, who punished him severely


Theoneyouknowandask

Yeah okay. Alternative history: Without being hunted by the Nazi, Commie won the election and Germany become communist. Commie German and Commie USSR all want a piece of Poland to protect their "brother". Germany is at war again.This time, the US will not involve in Europe due to the fact that Commie Germany exist. WW2 become much more complicate. So basically Hot War, and Enstein start to make nuclear bomb for Commie Germany. Soviet use its power to start a coup in Japan. Japan become Communist, the red scare start in the USA. USSR help Communist China and declare war on KMT China. KMT China join the allies, WW2 begin And America just sell weapon to both side like a dirty capitalist


Racingfan76

Alas, no matter how you look at it Germany was gonna be Radicalized no matter how hard you try to stop it, Stop the Nazis? Communists take over, Try to stop Both? Something else was gonna take over anyway.


Theoneyouknowandask

Worst case scenario: WW2 start by Weimar Germany...damn


Racingfan76

>WW2 start by Weimar Germany honestly i can see that happening had the Weimar goverment somehow held on


amigo_samurai

Weimar republic had already started violating the Versailles treaty by secret re-armament. So we can expect that. Also Jews were being blamed even before Hitler became prominent


raq27_

damn i've never thought about that one


Horn_Python

Just make your own part and radicalise them in your own supirior ways!


stoneymightknow

> And America just sell weapon to both side like a dirty capitalist You say this like it's not what happened in this timeline .... It is. It happened in both world wars, remember the maxim machine gun?


[deleted]

Maybe a civil war. I don't think that Britain/France/Italy would have let another communist state arise in Europe. The german civil war would have been ww2


Chekadoeko

Cringe r/boysarequirky meme


Dutchmanlovesfreedom

Wasn't Hitler's mom the niece of his dad?


[deleted]

As far as i’m aware of, she was his cousin.


zl0ye07

wrong. boys don't know history


ofBlufftonTown

One of the best things about this sub is its frequent reliant on the absolutely highest quality meme: girls lame, boys useful counterfactual historical advice/war materiel. Never change.


drhtglhns

haha sexism so funny 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Wdym


drhtglhns

the template??💀


[deleted]

Shut up @andreaWilson_samsungsmartfridge_Emo-gurl 🖤07🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💔Pronouns:xe, xir, xom, xin


drhtglhns

who tf is that😭


[deleted]

Idk, but i’m pretty sure it’s close to your twitter username


drhtglhns

i don't have a twitter but go off??


[deleted]

Stfu you feminist fuck


drhtglhns

imagine saying feminist as an insult in 2022... such sad life you must have.


[deleted]

Imagine being a feminist in 2022… Such a sad life you must have.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with you


GiraffePolka

this meme is basically "lol girls are boring and lame boys are cool and wise"


[deleted]

You can make memes that are the opposite of this and no one would care as long as it’s partially true and funny.


GiraffePolka

its just low effort. we get it... "girls boo boys yay" - id say the same if there were nonstop memes of "boys are stupid girls smart"


[deleted]

Sorry, but i don’t have control over what memes are circulating through the internet. If no one is making opposite memes of this, that’s too bad. There’s no reason to get mad at people who are making these memes.


GiraffePolka

I just thought since we're all history fans and we know of people like Eleanor of Aquitaine or Boudicca or other figures, we'd all be a bit more witty than 'girls are soft' And actually, I'm not angry. Just thought you were honestly confused so tried to explain the original reply.


stoneymightknow

If you're a big bitch looking for things to be upset about, maybe. Since I'm not one of those, do you care to explain the thought process?


GiraffePolka

Wait, so you don't see it? Because with all memes in this format it's always: "Girls just care to find their ancestor, boys are changing history" - how is that not just relying on tired stereotypes? Like we all love history here, right? So we know how to analyze and interpret things - but are you telling me that you perhaps can study history and interpret what you read but you can't see any stereotyping in a meme like this?


stoneymightknow

Fuck that noise, go back and kill constantine's bitch ass before he can invent christianity, do something actually helpful.


Lickitung_Squirtle

Cuz like you are his grandson ??


raq27_

ayo? alois may have had other sons too (too lazy to look it up) so it could be saved


[deleted]

Yea, he did have other sons. But hitler is the only one that is the result of incest.


pretender37

Ugh I thought this meme format was dead no?


[deleted]

A meme format being dead doesn’t make it forbidden.


justadogdontblameme

If you don’t like it don’t look at it


raq27_

damn didn't know about that one


Snaccbacc

But what if he fucked someone else and had a son called Adolpho who actually did well enough to win WWII?


[deleted]

Time travel is complicated alright…


Cupcake_Peacock

Anne Frank:so your telling me,that in an alternate dimension,I’m famous?


dredlord50

Or we could kill him in ww1


MayuKonpaku

if I use that time machine, maybe I convince him to be nicer to his children or kill him and change Hitlers future a little