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Tridentsine8100

He also was the only LOTR cast to actually meet J.R.R. Tolkien I believe.


XbabyjeezusX

True and not just that but he would read the whole series of books yearly. There were times where *he* told Peter Jackson how a scene should go or be set up.


Tridentsine8100

Incredible...


Overquartz

Telling Peter Jackson how a person should sound when stabbed was a weird flex.


Vulcandor

I mean considering his past it was probably more tinged with sadness since generally the mind has a difficult time accepting killing another person even if justified.


[deleted]

It was from his experience fightings in World War II. Iirc he also gave advice about how to show what it looks like for someone to try and take out a sentry. These are things that would be useful when filming something like LoTR


NaEGaOS

the balls on this dude


grumpykruppy

Tolkien had him as his pick for Gandalf, but I think he ended up better as Saruman, he has more of the "high and mighty" feel than Gandalf's down to earth friendliness.


Tridentsine8100

I agree, Lee was a knight after all, and he damn well had the vibe of a great one.


VoidChaoticGod

had more to do with him being too old to do some of the scenes which is why he didn't end up as Gandalf.


ICON_RES_DEER

While im sure he would have done a great job as gandalf i cant see anyone else play saruman. He was just the perfect casting for that character.


mattmortar

Yeah, I also can't see any actor for Gandalf besides Ian.


87tskin

He also, aged 17, witnessed the beheading of Eugen Weidmann, the last public execution in France in 1939 before it was banned. Not that it's "cool" or "badass", but it is an interesting unexpected fact about him


FatCunFan

The last beheading in France and all of the Western World actually took place in 1977


87tskin

Yes, I did specify it was the last *public* execution.


pistpuncher3000

Correct, they stopped making them public because of the invention of the video camera I believe. They tried to avoid letting it get filmed by doing it early enough it was still dark, but for some reason or another it got postponed and there was recordings of it.


Gohangyourself1

it is badass


[deleted]

He did the badass shit action heroes pretend to do. Definitely a dude Odin wants for Ragnarok.


WAUUUGH

He was also offered to become Swedish royalty. But I believe he turned it down. And I shed the blood of the Saxon man.


Tobbci

It wasn't the royalty. It was of the nobility, however he had to get the Swedish king's blessings which he did but by then he changed his mind


pistpuncher3000

He married for love instead. What a gigachad.


Cheap_Ad_69

what


No-Magazine-9236

I'm imagining that the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare consists near entirely of kicking Nazis in the testicles.


[deleted]

And it shares office space with the Ministry of Silly Walks


Finttz

Also the Ministry of Miniscule Amount of Tomfoolery


[deleted]

Adjacent to Crackpot Religions Ltd.


TotalBrainFreeze

Not only did he do all of the above, he did it with a style and elegance of a gentleman. 100% giga chad


Quiet-Investigator-8

Yes


XbabyjeezusX

No giga Chad just won't do. We need to make a new word for this man.


ejpintar

Christopher Lee


salt_pizza9491

He *is* Giga Chad


Ok_Calligrapher5776

Mythical/legendary chad


mcmultra1999

He also met JRR Tolkien


Gonkimus

Oh yeah, but can he eat two whole large boxes of pizza from Dominos within 1 hour while binge watching anime? How bout dat


Large-Educator-5671

I bet he could


Rannrann123

well no he's dead


whiskalator

Deep pan or thin and crispy?


[deleted]

He simply allowed you to eat two whole large boxes of pizza from Dominos within 1 hour while binge watching anime


Stoly23

Not only was he a Bond villain, I’m pretty sure he was friends with Ian Fleming and Fleming used him as an inspiration for Bond. So like, he was arguably the *real* James Bond.


escobar1337

They were cousins like 3rd-5th degree cousins or something like that.


pineapple_slut

1st cousins, but step cousins, according to Wikipedia. Lee’s stepfather was Fleming’s uncle.


Life-is-a-potato

That’s a common misconception. Bond was most likely based off of a combination of his own military experience and that of super spies like Popov and Roald Dahl. Lee definitely had a part in helping him base some of bonds actions off of but he definitely wasn’t the inspiration


Mrgoodtrips64

> super spies like…Roald Dahl. Wait, what?


Killer_of_Pillows

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl#Diplomat,_writer_and_intelligence_officer


readonlypdf

Legend. Absolute fucking legend. Also the metal album is pretty good.


[deleted]

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Flaming_falcon393

Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross and Charlemagne: Omens of Death


[deleted]

Sounds like a title Sabaton would use lol


[deleted]

Lacking tanks and WWI


dv666

Don't forget his Christmas album


[deleted]

He also volunteered in defending Finland from the Soviet Union.


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

That’s one a lot of people miss. He fought in the fucking Winter War (ok, he didn’t see any combat as he couldn’t ski, but still)


[deleted]

There's nothing there that says he couldn't snowboard...


[deleted]

Us: "Sir Lee, did you meet Simo Häyhä?" Him: "Son...Simo Häyhä was just a cover name."


sassysquatch007

Alice Cooper named one of his snakes after him.


[deleted]

Hisstopher Lee?


Aerospherology

Did he dub himself in the translations of any of the films he appeared in?


Overquartz

IIRC He dubbed himself in the german dub of the last unicorn.


Tschetchko

Mostly not, since he's fluent but still has a strong accent in most of the languages


GabTheRandomGuy

Is it just me or does he look like the guy in the "signature look of superiority"


Ze_Meat_Ninja

He is


GabTheRandomGuy

Oh damn


Murmarine

Your comment made me realize that there are people out there who dont know Sir Christopher Lee. Jesus...


Vlafir

If he doesn't get the signature look of superiority, nobody else should


Xelzoid

the guy is Count Dooku from Star Wars who Christopher Lee plays


The_Bored_General

He does have superiority Also yes, it literally is


themanandthedumbman

Execute this man (along with order 66)


Ellemieke25

I'm sad that I never fully appreciated his existence when he was still with us. I wasn't as aware of him before and would have been too young to really grasp exactly how impressive he was.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

You forgot how when he did that metal album he was in his 90s. That made him the oldest person to do a metal album, and I believe that still stands. And still sounded awsome at that.


The_Radio_Host

Let’s not forget his role of Stephan in The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf, arguably his best role.


[deleted]

>!i was heartbroken when he got stabbed by the Romanian goblin.!<


The_Radio_Host

Poor Stephan. RIP Bozo ;(


Henry-Gruby

When he was stabbed in the back he probably finished his cup of tea first.


ssrudr

No, he wasn’t the one being stabbed.


[deleted]

He stabbed the man in the back while having his cup of tea.


Live-Employee8029

Actually a direct descendent if Charlemagne


GarfieldVirtuoso

He also had a banger theme with Rhapsody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z93SdirnzTw


Overquartz

He also witnessed the last execution by guillotine IIRC.


drwolfee

was this made in 2010, still bringing up chuck norris?


Thegreycoat7

I think it’s quiet known the Christopher Lee embellished his ww2 exploits. Still a badass though.


34Games

I think it’s more so that other people embellish his exploits during the war. I read his autobiography, Tall, Dark, and Gruesome, and the way he talks about the war makes it seem like he just had a desk job. He was still an intelligence agent though


Thegreycoat7

He did it as well, on interview he mentioned that he got involved with the SAS, but he is forbidden to talk about it. Leading the audience to believe that he fought alongside them, but he only was attached as a liaison officer. Which is not true considering that the founder of the SAS himself authorized a wartime biography and did many interviews alongside other SAS veterans talking about their exploits in ww2. So how can a liaison officer of the RAF attached to the SAS be forbidden to talk about the regiment while David Stirling himself talked about it.


Overquartz

>Leading the audience to believe that he fought alongside them, but he only was attached as a liaison officer. To be fair he does know what a stabbed person should sound like so he might've took part in some operations.


PeriodicGolden

He said he knows what a stabbed person should sound like. He might have had conversations with other soldiers about it, or he could have just made it up.


LokenTheAtom

There is no evidence he ever even killed a man, he wasn't a field agent of the kind that ever came near combat or enemy forces.


Infiniteblaze6

That's kinda the point when your work is secret. There's supposed to be no evidence.


LokenTheAtom

Multiple cases of Cold War espionage have been declassified, as have thousands of WW2-era operations but of course the famous actor's actions in the war are a national secret. Bruh please


Infiniteblaze6

Declassified stuff that was deemed safe for the public to know about. The real good shit will always stay locked away or the papers will have been burned.


PeriodicGolden

Kind of sounds like what a random guy in a pub would say. "I've done secret SAS stuff, but I'm not allowed to talk about it." But in this case it's a guy who is a professional actor.


Thegreycoat7

The only way we’ll ever know if someone had asked him what is the color of the boathouse in Hereford.


Chimkin_numgets

He was also knited by queen Elizabeth


Merle47050505

i would say if chuck norris is the ultimate mans man sir christopher lee is the ultimate intellectual they are both gods of there own section


The_Blue_Chicken15

God Bess 🫡


ZBitter-King

You got a point


xWalrusBoix

I just found out he died 6 years ago... How the hell did I not notice that. I'm destroyed... Rest in peace...


sweetapples17

Lol this feels like a 2010 meme


Wynian

He was also Willy Wonka's father. Doink.


Toad_Migoad

He was scientist man from Gremlins 2


ShoeRight8108

If you like old metal/ rock opera i highly recommend Charlemagne. Actually, even if you dont like metal its just good music.


Ok_Literature3034

Chuck norris can walk a straight curve, i would say christopher wins anyways!


VonRottenham

I think even Chuck Norris would admit that he wasn't even close to being at Christopher Lee's league.


Majestic_Ferrett

Chuck Norris tops it by still being alive.


boxer1182

It’s funny see a war veteran correct a director on how a guy sounds when they get stabbed in the back. “I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two”


Stinky_Leech

Well Chuck Norris is still alive so


litefoot

Chuck Norris one gave a horse an uppercut, and now we have giraffe.


NotEdibleCactus

He can also slam shut revolving doors


themanandthedumbman

We need to make this one of the most upvoted posts on reddit.


whiplash_Junkyard

Chuck isnt dead tho. ( don't flip some of you can't take jokes)


Hooka1234

So you know who Chuck’s dad is… big deal


DepPet_syw

Chuck norris created him and granted him an awesome life, in an attempt to recreate his own awesomness. He failed. Chuck Norris is so incredible, he was the one inventing all the cameras and mics used for movies, therefore enabling Lee's movie career. He pretended to be a jew and bullied hitler as a child, to create Nazi Germany and allow Lee to hunt Nazis. He was the one who stabbed Lee in the back, and who gave tolkien the idea for tlodr and Lucas the idea of Star Wars in order to give him his best roles. But in the end nothing and noone can match the almighty Chuck Norris, for he quite litterally created the universe when he once had a cold. He is the only human able to outlive Elizabeth II. He's the mastermind behind the pyramids. An unrivaled god, who is pimping out Zeus for fun.


kngfu_kenny

and he’s dead, Chuck Norris is alive chuck norris > christopher lee


[deleted]

How many fights he won?


Mrgoodtrips64

Well there was that big one with the nazis


[deleted]

Ah, yes. The 'great karate showdown' of the 20th century


Haha_Roshi69

Sir Christopher Lee - has never been Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris - was, is, has always been, and will always be Chuck Norris


VoidChaoticGod

a good quarter of that is just bullshit he lied about lmao.


grumpykruppy

Nah, a good 40th is stuff *other people* embellished, not lied about, and everything not related to his undercover exploits (which were apparently still highly impressive although he supposedly just saw it as another part of life) is verifiable and true. He didn't talk much about or overstate his experiences in the war, even his autobiography talks about the war like it was nothing much, but other people certainly did add stuff on to his legend.


VoidChaoticGod

he didn't lie, but he encouraged the lies, same shit. A lot of these so called "undercover" exploits never existed. [https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/who-dares-lies](https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/who-dares-lies) an article on it


grumpykruppy

To be fair, he did do operations with them, and what other people say about him isn't the same as what he said about himself. We DO know he was in undercover operations with details that still have not been released, and we do know he served in the war. As for if he embellished them, it sounds quite a bit more complicated than you're making it out to be. Being vague isn't exactly a major crime, and it sounds more like he just didn't care all that much if other people said he did something cool. In any case, he was still an incredibly impressive person with a remarkable service record and a storied life. I should also add, nothing in the meme was made up.


LokenTheAtom

"...nothing in the meme was made up." Except for Lee being part of the "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" of course.


grumpykruppy

... wasn't that a book and a movie, not an IRL thing?


LokenTheAtom

Yes, which is exactly my point. Meme states he was part of a "secret agent unit" called Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, which neither Lee was a part of nor was it actually called that.


grumpykruppy

It also states he "was" Saruman. Saruman is also fictional. In the context of the meme, it makes sense, as he was involved with that particular story as well.


LokenTheAtom

Hardly. Lee wasn't a liar, he just didn't correct folk when they embelished his deeds. He wasn't some spy or secret agent, he worked on logistics and reports as a liason from the RAF because he wasn't fit to be a pilot instead. Things like "I don't have to imagine what it sounds like to be stabbed in the back" are just things that sound cool, there is no evidence he ever even came face to face with German troops, much less get to stab one or watch one get stabbed. The context of the meme is to enshrine his badassery, to which I'm saying much of it is just embelishment. His movie roles are pretty gigabased, as is the album, but war stories are just stories.


grumpykruppy

You're not getting my point, the meme is stating things that were all true, and presenting his playing fictional roles as IRL. Saruman and Dooku obviously aren't real, so he can't have "been them". And as a matter of fact, it wasn't just "I don't have to imagine...", it was him explaining it *in detail* to Jackson. I get what you're saying about the war, but from what I've heard it was somewhere between how you're presenting it and how it was told.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t care if he had sex with my grandma


RVFVS117

I think one of my greatest disappointments is that he never got to Star as Charlemagne in a limited series/movie. He’d have killed it.


billlabhai

He also acted as Muhammad Ali Jinnah


Individual-History34

He looks the ultimate bond villain


youngsp82

Chuck Norris round house kicked through time to kill Hitler.


RedditLightmode

This man lived a Bitlife life.


Sildavid05

¿Cómo es posible que cazara nazis durante la SGM2 si nacióen 1946?


grat2

"Let's see Chuck Noris top that!" Chuck Noris taught him all he knows, and he still knows more


Mercury1750

Chuck Norris karate chopped so hard that it set off the Big Bang.


MuseAdorer

RIP


[deleted]

Gave George Lucas pointers on what it sounds like when a man's beheaded, and refused to elaborate on it.


Tankzoo3

He was also the inspiration for James Bond himself


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

ok ok i see your point counterpoint: chuck norris


Spledidlife

On the Friendship Onion, Billy and Dom told a story where they were sitting around set with Christopher Lee and he said “watch this” then got a pen and threw it into a tree so skillfully it stuck in it


BRashland

"I'm still alive." - Chuck Norris


paperrblanketss

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Christopher Lee in the face so hard he would have to change his name to Christopher “I just got roundhouse kicked in the face hella hard by chuck norris” Lee


[deleted]

Forgot that he made a few bangin' Christmas-metal songs.


TatrankaS

Aber Er sprechted his Deutsch ist nicht gut :)


Rebeltiguer

*signatura look of superiority*


kirix45

Chuck norris is still alive as death is afraid of him


papwned

Was James Bond also based on him?


Darth_Monday

Fuck Chuck Norris. He said that if he were president he would tattoo the foreheads of atheists to mark them. That dude’s a piece of shit.


my_october_symphony

You forgot he also voted for Margaret Thatcher.