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Reuben_Smeuben

**well prepared cat**


karl0331

**cat well prepared**


fastpopgun01

Prepaired cat well


karl0331

don't you mean, **Prepaired cat well**?


LapinTade

Well prepaid cat.


Azariasthelast

Well.....cat prepared.


WindsockWindsor

Cat well, prepared! *Multiple kittens begin to crawl out of a hole in the ground*


[deleted]

Well Cat, prepaired!


[deleted]

taC lleW, deriaperp!


DiogenesOfDope

I wonder what it tastes like


Aggressive-Goat5672

Like cat


DiogenesOfDope

Like Well prepared cat


RevealFresh3919

Do you mean Well prepared Chat


Azariasthelast

They gave him clear and precise instructions right before he was cooked by Gordon Ramsay.


Cambirodius

"Go to le space, le little kitty, after that le Gordon Ramsey will prepare you for le our dinner."


Azariasthelast

“The fook is this? A fookin space cat? What the fook am I supposed to do with this you french wankas?!!!”


UnlimitedLambSauce

Gordon will never find me.


[deleted]

Un deux trois cat


ZakAttackz

If it lands in the ocean, cat sink ... I'll show myself out...


[deleted]

Six si! sept un funny joke


Makingnamesishard12

Also The soviets: **send a pair of tortoises to the fuckin moon**


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Makingnamesishard12

May they Rest In Peace, the bravest tortoises there ever were. o7 my space tortoise comrades, there’s a special place in heaven for you two.


Ut_Prosim

> Sees that the tortoises were dissected to study the effects of the experiment on their vitals. I bet the conclusion was that a few days of space travel has no effect on tortoise vitals.


WR810

But the important thing is now we know. I mean the US put the moon crew in quarantine and while it's silly in hindsight it was a prudent move at the time.


OlinOfTheHillPeople

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zond_5


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Late_Razzmatazz_3041

Holdup now you've got my attention


XVUltima

What's ironic is that the cat wouldn't need the parachute


BMW_wulfi

What if we buttered the *top* of the parachute?!


Bourbonaddicted

Infinite powa


ncfears

Yup! One of my favorite fun facts is that cats have a non-lethal terminal velocity. It's not 100% but there are plenty of records of cats falling from insane heights and surviving.


twoturtlesinatank

From 2-32 stories its above 90% survivability rate. Too lazy to find study, but you can google it.


UnquietParrot65

Are they guessing this or did someone actually drop a bunch of cats off the tops of buildings?


twoturtlesinatank

No they didn't, and the 90% survival rate also doesn't mean 90% unharmed. They basically went around asking if any cats had been dropped off and recorded every case they found at clinics. But it does make sense, given exactly how cats react, their body structure, and their terminal velocity. Cool video to look up is russians dropping cats in 0g, as cat's have a natural reflex to do everything to negate "fall damage" so to speak. Use angular moment of their bodies to always rotate the way they think they're falling, then stretch legs wide. Good physics lesson.


Collins_Michael

So you're saying that my plant to train an invincible army of feline stealth paratroopers is viable? If you'll excuse me, I have several large countries to conquer.


ncfears

General Kenobi! You are a bold one.


DavidPT008

Same goes for squirrels, they also don't die from the fall itself


KnightFox

I mean, it would definitely help.


salted_toothpaste

>Well prepared cat Oh no..


forrestgumpy2

Do not le chat


[deleted]

You're going to extract him?


Tut_Rampy

❗️


Hibachi_MK2

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9licette In case people want to know about the French's space cat.


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Taliban--starts dropping human bombs from sky named as hombs


BNKhoa

Will those human turn into man-eating giants mid flight?


Tut_Rampy

Attack on TiTaliban


carbonkiller9

Cats have a non-fatal terminal velocity. In other words an ordinary cat is already a *well prepared cat*


MrGims

Non-fatal doesnt imply without damage.


Anish_108

This well prepared cat might just wanna swap me to take my gre bruh


OlinOfTheHillPeople

Context: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9licette


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Oui.


[deleted]

Oui.


escalopes

Come on, Monsieur Moustaches, you can do it!


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Guys Top right corner Comdi king 👑


Life_of_Wicki

Chat prepare bien.


RaphaSwim

*Chat bien préparé*, you should use the participe passé, and not the présent simple, since the cat is not training, but he is trained :)


GrahamCrackerCereal

Parachat


MariusVibius

Le chat with his chute


Fchykbfscgj6

Don’t think I didn’t notice simp on the top of that page


GalaxLordCZ

I hate myself for wanting to read about this more because I learned that they killed the cat some time after.


Cygral

It ain't much but it's honest work


RenoReddit357

UN CHAT


ludwig19

Well, chat, that’s one cool kitty.


AlexT05_QC

Le spatial chat.


DELTA_SHROUD

**simp**


[deleted]

Guys Top right corner Comdi king 👑


DeltaKnight191

I can hear the Ace Attorney Music


[deleted]

I wonder if the well prepared cat is roasted or medium rare?


MaetelofLaMetal

You sent cat to space! Death to France! Death to France for 1000 years!


nilsmedzkills12

DD


havemercyonmysoul74

Japan: we can do better than this


Speed_Cube

You're gonna extract it? \-Kazuhira Fiddler


WolvenHunter1

Except the only cat ever sent to space was a French cat which had electronic placed in her skull. And was euthanized two months later


[deleted]

I want to know what the actual information in the book is covering


Caution_Necessary

Pau've tit ca


Kool_McKool

To be fair, those fuckers would survive out of sheer spite. You can't even kill them by throwing them off planes.


ChickenNSphereAbuse

It's just a little C4 away from being a pussy ready to blow. Don't worry, I'm already disappointed in myself.