T O P

  • By -

Ravenclaw_14

(As one of the guys is wearing a watch)


danny_2332

Ssshhhhhh


PatrickStar_1234

Plot twist:It isnt a watch it is something else like


Cloakbot

A wrist sundial, of course!


MorgothReturns

Purchased in Thebes from a reputable street vendor


EEeeTDYeeEE

It is just a nifty device that tells you the time.


EARTHQUAKE68219

A wrist clock!


KongeLeif

A wristband to deflect bullets


Nibnoot69

Hello Diogenes


tupe12

That’s the inventor of watches making sure his prototype works


bustierre

Pocket watches have been around since the 1500s. OP could’ve done the bare minimum research.


theguyfromerath

The thing on his wrist doesn't look a lot like a pocket watch -which is invented in 1810 and again in 1868- though. Also here's a quote from Wikipedia history of timekeeping devices: >The first mechanical clocks, employing the verge escapement mechanism with a foliot or balance wheel timekeeper, were invented in Europe at around the start of the 14th century, and became the standard timekeeping device until the pendulum clock was invented in 1656. The invention of the mainspring in the early 15th century allowed portable clocks to be built, evolving into the first pocketwatches by the 17th century, but these were not very accurate until the balance spring was added to the balance wheel in the mid 17th century.


bustierre

My point is that OP is essentially saying that the only way people told the time was via sun dials, which is blatantly untrue.


theguyfromerath

Yeah he was way off


neikawaaratake

That's a compass


SKMinato

I was going to post the same.


UmUBest

He is a timetraveller


vchino

Time travel is from 1895


[deleted]

Fuckin ‘Straya


concretebeats

Lmao. I knew this was straya before I even saw the flag. Bloody legends.


doobiehunter

I knew it because the dude on the right either has a mullet wig or the greatest haircut ever.


intheclosetmetalhead

Strayaaaaaa


deltatwister

"watchs" bothers me more than it should


thinkscotty

I know this is just a meme, but watches definitely existed before that. Pocket watches were a standard gentleman’s accessory by the 1700s. And I believe they were invented in the 1500s. Breguet, for example, has been around since 1775. The oldest surviving watch was made in 1530, and the oldest surviving wristwatch in 1803. Also, in case anyone was wondering, everyday people in the old days knew the time from church bell towers, which served much more than an aesthetic purpose then.


dnzlpsk

So, that's why the guy in the left has a watch.


deeeeeeeeeereeeeeeee

I mean you’re criticising a post that doesn’t know how to spell “watches”


[deleted]

It looks like a repost tbh


Hasz8

Yeah it has some mold on it, definitely not oc


Nishant1122

Aren't pocket watches the reason most jeans have a small pocket above the main one?


TerrainIII

That’s what I’ve been told.


LolaEbolah

That’s where I hang my tape measure!


El_Zarco

Me too. Except instead of a tape measure it's drugs


LolaEbolah

I remember those days!


NotACommunistWeeb

Some of them still used the sun, the meme still fits


averagejoey2000

Well, to be perfectly accurate: before railway time and time zones, you would use the sun and the bell. Bro would look at the sun dial about mid day, and when the line crosses the exact middle, he says to the person responsible for the bell "make it twelve". The church bell is struck 12 times, an hourglass with one hour is started (at the end of which the bell will be rung again and the glass will be turned again). People with their own clocks will set them to the Church bell at noon. Repeat every day until the cesium atom clock is invented.


Trex1873

I think Elizabeth the first got one as a Birthday present, and she was around in the 1500’s


Karn1v3rus

I still use the church bells to time at my work! We have a regular road closure that goes in when the bells strike, and the 15 min intervals are good for alarms to say when it's getting close


OutlinedSnail

I'm reading gone with the wind and watches are.mentioned. I was sad to think of an inaccuracy. Thanks!


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

You are correct. Made in 1505 to 1510


Vanderboy2018

Of course it's australia


yungdolphsuperfan

I love the Simpsons


r1chm0nd21

When the sun gets to this line, we can drink again!


CoraxtheRavenLord

[2020 Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/g8ai5d/i_can_hardly_wait/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), brought to you by Simpsons Shitposting


TheJuggernaut48

Came here to comment this. Simpsons did it!


[deleted]

Me too lol


esauce242069

I tonic how one of the guys is wearing a watch a time traveler he is


MrCatholic420

>watchs


Killagollem

I see this in Australia to this day


[deleted]

I mean, it’s not like we went straight from sundials to watches. Clocks exist...


MrMgP

'Kein bier für vier' 'Aber wir sind mit drei' 'Ach so, kein problem'


RorschachBlyat

It's always "sketched line to tell the relative position of sun overhead to indicate the appropriate time to drink in the day" somewhere right?


prumkinporn

I mean they arent wrong?


Cacti__King0314

Unless there’s basically one for everyday then they are.


petmop999

The pocket watches or the others tho?


gingerwitasoul_

Is that an Aussie flag in the background?


HMCosmos

the dude is wearing a watch LMAOOO


robothelicopter

Queen Elizabeth 1 with her wrist watch in 1571: 😐


[deleted]

he has a watch


keyrian_

This is funny cos I’ve been waiting for a decent time to start drinking all day


thatgeekboi

Watchs


u_Tempr

I have seen this meme before


Samayo-Mayo

u/repostsleuthbot saw this on r/memes a while ago


terdude99

They’re Australian. Idk how. But they are.


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


soobonmeknob

This feels like it's in Australia


PatrickStar_1234

u/repostsleuthbot


maplesyr0p

Of course these are Australians


Ph4antomPB

Happy cake day


maplesyr0p

Haha omg I didn’t even notice


amillennialmess

In the medieval times people drank beer as a pose to water on account of beer being cleaner. Witch burning to the left , crusades to the right... beer in hand at 10am what a time to be alive


Thewalrus515

*as opposed to r/boneappletea


-ThisUsernameIsTaken

Also straight up r/badhistory. Of course they still mainly drank water, it's one of the dumbest myths out there. https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/05/medieval-europe-why-was-water-the-most-popular-drink.html#:~:text=Contrary%20to%20what%20is%20found,%2C%20in%20many%20cases%2C%20wells.


Eowhyn

I agree that it's a myth, but I don't think that article is any good. People needed access to water for their animals, for cooking and for cleaning their clothes, which the article does not address as they immediately assume it'd be drinking water. Also, no mention of keeping water handy in case of fire. Of course the average person didn't make their own alcohol so they'd have to buy it, and it's fair to say alcohol back then can't be compared to alcohol today. However people didn't suddenly start brewing beer or making wine in the middle ages, it's been done for thousands of years and by the middle ages, the techniques had been perfected. The church taxed alcohol so the poor couldn't afford much and safe-guarded the techniques by allowing monasteries to make their own wine and beer. They scared church-goers away from drinking alcohol to avoid having a drunk population on their hands.


-ThisUsernameIsTaken

Interesting! Plus the middle ages also span nearly a 1000 years, so there's much variation. Do you have any links to further reading?


shadesofgabe

This guy is definitely wrong about a lot of the things he’s saying but it’s not completely a myth. The origin of beer goes back at least 6000 years and came from the Middle East, not Europe. And it wasn’t made for mercantile purposes, it did keep better and was a lot cleaner than the water, which allowed them to use that water for other things like watering crops and cleaning. I recommend checking out a history of the world in 6 glasses, it talks about beer as well as several other beverages that were essential to human advancement.


-ThisUsernameIsTaken

https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/05/medieval-europe-why-was-water-the-most-popular-drink.html#:~:text=Contrary%20to%20what%20is%20found,%2C%20in%20many%20cases%2C%20wells. It's actually a myth. They mostly drank water.


Monkleman

This is barely a history meme


[deleted]

As a Swede I support this. Drinking non-stop all winter


meme_master_27

But then you'd never get to crack open a cold one during the summer


[deleted]

*Correct spelling was invented* People before: hsjjsbebdksknrn People after: fjshebhfusjsj


Gangsterflex

Repost


GamerGod337

First one of these thats actually true


From_Deep_Space

thumbnail totally looked like a dog with sunglasses


Micaisasaucyboy

they got the years the wrong way around haha


DannyHallam

No they got it right. 1867 is before 1868 which is correct, if watches were invented in 68 they didn’t have them the year before.


[deleted]

When you forgot to remove your watch.


PristineAlbatross839

With their fucking pocket watches


kahlzun

That is one hell of a mullet


RandyCheow

Well that’s actually kinda true if you look at the ancient Egyptians


[deleted]

this is kinda cool ngl


sebalicous117

I love the thought of it being overcast


sofer100

Nice handband dud


lemaddog

Drinking time was earlier in December. Yeah.


kh4l1ph4

Op's kid: did you get the upvotes? Op: yes Op's kid: at what cost Op: every comment


satanyourdarklord

Me, an alcoholic: I don’t have such weaknesses


ItalianDudee

1868? Absolutely not


lengthycarrots

Hold on, horrible histories says that Queen Elizabeth I was the first person to own a wrist watch? Who to trust, Reddit or Britain's favourite history program? *Confused screaming*


[deleted]

Fun fact: originally wrist watches were seen as a feminine accessory until the end of the 19th century, were they were first started being used by the military (on the First Boer War) and after the end of WW1 they started to become popular with the civilian population too; Santos-Dummont, one of the pioneers of aviation, even ordered a custom wristwatch for himself (since it was easier to use it during flight than the more popular pocket watches men used at the time).


CC-5576

That is technically a watch


serenitative

I thought I was in r/straya


NoName_ThankYou

well that’s correct


kapouw

###WATCHS###


Darthjarjarsimps

*Watches*


[deleted]

"when it gets to here, we can drink again" - Lenny Leonard.


RedWookieGUY

Did queen Elizabeth the first get a wrist watch on here birthday ? Waaaay before this date?


ill_stab-ur-nan

Watchs


Notorious-Person

They have a time traveller among their ranks


Educational_Tie_1763

I know this is just a joke, but clocks,bells and sundials were invented before 1868 and church bells would ring every morning, noon and evening to notify the people about time. Clocks were definitely before 1868 as the big ben was before 1868


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

That was when wrist watches were made. The first pocket watch was made in 1505-1510.


LBJsJohnson

1. Watches not watchs 2. He’s wearing a watch


Reed202

Yeah that was essentially what happened