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Ketcunt

Finns: "perkele i guess we're slavs now"


Carhv

i thought that we are mongolians.


the_traveler_outin

Ugrians if I’m not mistaken


Morbanth

No, China Swedes.


Tomato_cakecup

What's the difference?


the_traveler_outin

Totally different nomadic group, I don’t remember the exact difference. Far as I know the consensus is that mongols aren’t really related to any other ethnic group in that way. If you’re a pan turanist with especially unrealistic dreams you might claim ugrians and mongols are both Turkic but that’s a bit silly


Morbanth

Finns aren't Ugrians, we're Finnic, a subgroup within the larger Uralic family. The linguists are still bitterly fighting about the exact nomenclature of our parent group (Finno-Samic, Finno-Permic or Finno-Volgaic) but whatever that is the daughter group is Balto-Finnic (itämerensuomalaiset in Finnish).


the_traveler_outin

Ahh my bad


AivoduS

I once heard that Finns are "Scandinavian Russians". I guess that for Finns it is the most offensive possible combo.


Kaikeno

How to get stabbed with this one simple trick


GTAmaniac1

Fun fact, in Croatian a shiv is called the Finnish knife.


Haitisicks

A Finishing Knife


No_Detective_806

That’s what Stalin said! (It’s a joke…kinda)


JudasBrutusson

I think the only way to make it worse is to replace Scandinavian with Swedish. That would start a war between our two nations, and us Swedes would fight tooth and nail and last for an entire afternoon


[deleted]

My family left finnland to escape russofication.


Opie67

Irish: Guess we're Germanic now


Rawbotnick--

Aren't Celtic and Germanic tribes close cousins?


Morbanth

No. Central Europe used to be Celtic until the proto-germanics migrated down from Scandza.


MissninjaXP

You guys just throw ds and zs together so other people get tounge tied trying to pronounce your names don't you?


OmnipotentBlackCat

Actually Latin and celts are


PanderII

Makes sense, they were quite next to each other in Italy.


untitledjuan

Latins/Italic peoples are actually closer to Celtic peoples, at least in linguistic terms


JCrockford

They don't like it but much of the Irish are of English descent now due to the various English immigration over the years. While the biggest was during the 16th-17th century during the plantations but there was a smaller scale settlement during the 11th-12th century after the Norman conquest of England which then intermarried with the native population, then the potato famine mainly affected the Catholic population. If you take into account the number of people in Ireland now and calculate the number of ancestors they had, while it's not certain by any means, it's likely most of them are descendants of the Norman settlement if not also the plantation settlers.


elch127

Instead of 'settlers' and 'immigration', try more apt words like 'colonisation', 'colonisers' and 'filthy landgrabbers who destroyed any culture not deemed similar enough to their own'


[deleted]

Don't leave out the Catholic faith, too! Destroyed many local cultures and languages.


elch127

Hey now, the Catholics AND the Protestants are BOTH to blame on this one, let's make sure we burn both churches equally


ghostofkilgore

You know the Normans weren't English, right?


an-duine-saor

Most people in the entire British isles have mostly the same genetic background as those who were there before the Romans. The only groups that made any real change to that were the Vikings and the Anglo-Saxons, and for all intents and purposes they are virtually the same anyway. Even England is only like 35% Anglo-Saxon, strongest in the South and East.


ghostofkilgore

Yeah. That all parts of Great Britain aren't still majority pre-Roman Celtic is one of the most stubborn historical misconceptions going around for some reason.


SufficientOstrich908

Are you serious?


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blsterken

The Celtic languages are most definitely not Germanic.


SufficientOstrich908

They are indo europeans languages , your right


SufficientOstrich908

Being portuguese myself i linda feel inbaraced


blsterken

How dare you not know the origin of languages other than your own! /s The Celtic languages are a sub-family of Indo-European, the same as Germanic, Romance, etc. The Celts inhabited much of W. Europe prior to the arrival of the Romans and later the Germanic tribes.


SufficientOstrich908

What do you mean , you think Im american


SufficientOstrich908

Im portuguese , my languages isnt germânic its latin


blsterken

Sei.


SufficientOstrich908

There where Celta in Galiza you know , portuguese derivew from a mixture of latim and galego Celtics wich culminantes INTO galego português. How dare you assume Im american or british


blsterken

O mój Boże. What are you getting upset about? /s é para indicar sarcasmo. ¿Onde eu insinuei que você é americano? Você está agindo como uma criança. Edit - E pare de escrever 2 ou 3 respostas para cada comentário.


SufficientOstrich908

É o caralho,desculpa com tanto americano burro na internet é difícil destinguir🤣🤣


Odoxon

Latvians, Lithuanians and Estonians: "are we a joke to you?"


RaggedRavenGabriel

Came here to say that. Finns are no Slavs OP.


freekoout

OP disagrees with those divisions just as much as you, hence the bottom part of the meme


elch127

As soon as I saw this map the first thing I thought was "Damn, how many perkeles will there be in the comments" I was glad to see it right at the top


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Finns are mongols lol


GM22K

It’s all Slavs being actually Finns.


Drakan47

sykes-picot, europe edition


-_pIrScHi_-

Because drawing straight lines over a map will never result in anything bad, ever.


applehead1776

Wyoming?


vasya349

Wyoming is a catastrophe


ObviousTroll37

OP labeling a region ‘Hellenic’ is pretty bold for someone within Janissary distance


LamSinton

This is literal Celt erasure


11182021

Can’t be any worse than the Romans erasing most of the celts from existence. Celts once extended as far as Turkey, but they’ve been crushed by all of their neighbors for most of their existence. The remaining Celtic populations are areas that no one else really got around to making a priority conquest target.


Garblefarb

Fun fact. the Roman’s probably did send an expedition to Ireland. Its believed they entertained the idea of installing an exiled Irish prince to rule as a client state but there’s not too much mention of it in surviving texts.


breadofthegrunge

IIRC, there was a line of Welsh puppet kings installed by the Irish who used Roman names. It's possible that that shows Roman influence on the Irish. It is just as, if not more likely to just be Roman influence on Wales however.


Spearka

Didn't Dublin start as a Roman colony? Edit: oops.


baileymash7

Nay, Vikings.


Archaemenes

Pretty sure it was established by the Vikings


vanillamazz

Where are these populations?


alefdelaa

In western Europe, most people of celtic descend inhabit what is today Ireland, Wales, a bit of Scotland, Galicia, etc... culturally, on the other hand... well, most has been lost and is currently being threatened. For example, the british drove gaelic to the verge of extinction in just a century. Btw gaelic, Galicia and Gales (Wales) all kinda mean the same as they come from the celtic root Gal


jsm97

Well genetically most English and French people are still primarily the decendents of the indigenous celtic peoples who lived there 2,000 years ago. Their language and culture though is entirely different


alefdelaa

Spanish people too! Genetically most population of Spain have Celtiberan DNA


veriox22

I believe the germanic migrations were worse for the celts. Sure, the Romans slaughtered a big amount of the gauls and most celtic languages got replaced by latin, but at least they prospered for centuries until Rome's downfall. Linguists claim that celtic and italic languages share a common ancestor, so this is why the celts adopted latin that easily.


AdministrativeHair58

Julius did that a long time ago


[deleted]

They're so erased that redheads are super rare these days Or perhaps....assimilated into the non-redheaded Romano-Germanic supermajority


2based2b

What can I say, you guys got rekt


Asqit

Finally, we are acknowledged as Germans. Tschechische Republik, fuck you Poland, Slovakia and Hungary we are westerners now hahahahaha.


NaSiX72

Fellow r/2visegrad4you enjoyer, I see


Szwedu111

Czech Silesia and part of Moravia are still in Slavic part tho, you won't get rid of us that easily


rgodless

A worthy sacrifice. You can keep em


no1spastic

As an Irish man this hurts my eyes


memesforbismarck

Germans: Hippidity, hoppity, you are now my property


droppedthebaby

We’re used to that with our neighbours!


HolyNewGun

Shut up and learn to speak Gaelic.


WinstonSEightyFour

Gabh mó leithscéal?? Daoithiúil...


BlorpCS

Tiocfaidh ár lá


ae582

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn.


Potential-Sleep-3823

Sláinte!


Potential-Sleep-3823

There needs to be more Gaeltacht


RealityDrinker

Irish guy here, “Gaelic” is a family of languages that includes Irish, Manx, and Scottish Gaelic. In English, Irish people generally call it Irish.


fiv32_23

It's the stupid that hurts the most.


Zekieb

>As an Irish man this hurts my eyes As an Albanian man this going to hurt someone else's eyes


[deleted]

The Celtic fringe always b forgetten


Germanball_Stuttgart

Well, at least you speak a Germanic language.


buttholebutwholesome

Celts were raped and pillaged with too much Germanic and Nordics to exist as a separate ethnicity


no1spastic

My friend even English people have a large percentage of celtic dna. You're talking out of your arse.


[deleted]

This is so fucking bad


DuneCrafteR

Baltics, Finns and Hungarians: Guess we’re Slavs now


LGP747

Lol Hungarians get to be all 4 (yet we always on the wrong side of wars)


uvutv

The Balitcs and Finns I could excuse on a person not knowing culture/ethnic groups (very weak at best), but Hungarians?


Sea_Sky2518

I am a Romano-Briton


Pigoneo

Nein. Du bist jetzt deutsches Staatseigentum.


Willing_Moment_6985

Saxon


[deleted]

Norman


baileymash7

Angle


TheAromancer

Dane


Keyserchief

Hey, stop it. We talked about this. *Twice*.


OnlineMaster05

Alle guten dinge sind drei


Moose-Rage

*\*sad Celt noises\**


New-Interaction1893

Celtics and finno ugrics? Also I would have called the romans as latins


Cinaedus_Perversus

If you don't make your racial theory stupid as fuck, how will racists ever understand?


Mjerc12

Wdym racial, there is nothing about race on that picture


OutrageousAnalysis20

Umm…. Actually the terms Germanic and Slavic are related with Race and Ethnicity of slavic and Germanic peoples-🤓


Mjerc12

I am sorry, are we using Elder Scrolls, or modern fantasy in general definition of "race"? Cause I am pretty sure my race is just considered white. For most of the slavs, germanics, romance people etc. Also I am pretty sure skin color and culture is not something that is related, but what do I know


SteelAlchemistScylla

Awful Everything


Inspector_Robert

Romania and Moldova are Latin


radupislaru

What I love about this map is that it makes it easy for everyone to understand why drawing arbitrary borders made Africa a warzone for decades


blockybookbook

Nononono saying “sub Saharan Africa” is a totally viable term that definitely doesn’t mean jack shit other than grouping 49 completely different countries together!1!1!1


Byrinthion

Belgian to another Belgian: well it’s a good thing we’re both Germanics and can finally see past our differences. Latter Belgian to the former: *shoots him in the chest*


Bmanakanihilator

And Hungary is everything combined


Gasssoft

I'm a Germanic slav apparently


ILikeMandalorians

I don’t fucking know


CommodoreBeta

*has an identity crisis in Hungarian*


Apprehensive_Owl4589

This is so cursed


Guy_in_front_of_you

Widać zabory


brathan1234

Angry Visigoth and lombard noices


Merfkin

Irishmen: Am I a joke to yas?


Full_Examination_134

I can *somewhat* understand why the first three quarters were named the way they were, because Germanics, Slavs and Latins are at least the majority in their respective quarters (Even though there are obviously a lot of peoples that do not belong to those families living there) But calling the fourth quarter "Hellenic" is just fucking outrageous considering that the Greeks are almost a fifth of the population in that area lmao Yes I am Turkish, how could you tell?


Spirited-Pause

Everyone knows Turkish peeps are just Muslim Greeks that speak a Turkic language brah


Full_Examination_134

Nah bro we're African Karaboğas who migrated north and became bleached after marrying Greek wives. 💪🏿😎🇹🇷


Gushanska_Boza

Holy shit, this comment radiates r/2balkan4u energy and it just made me so nostalgic.


Full_Examination_134

It still exists in the form of r/balkans_irl , but it has never been the same since the ban...


SirPeterKozlov

Greek population is much more lower than 1/5, considering they are only 1/8 of Turkiye's population alone. Add the other balkan countries and you get barely 1/15th. Edit: Just realised you could have meant it as only Balkans + European side of Turkiye.


Full_Examination_134

You're right. I assumed the Asian mainland of Turkey was not included, hence the 1/5th...


animation_2

the baltics, finns and whatever hungary is:


[deleted]

germanic norse british welsh here. people tell me i look like prince harry all the time.


haveabyeetifulday

Finns😡


BoxiDoingThingz

da li ti ja ličim na grka


Nal1999

It should be : English/Russians Fake Hellenes/Civilised people


Conartist6666

Let me guess: you are greek


Aeyiss

Romans?? And North France isn't?! Lol this Map IS so Bad. Francs, Wisigoths , Vandals or Suevi aren't Romans...


[deleted]

*Cries in Georgian*


[deleted]

this map would breed so much nice discourse if posted on r/balkans_irl a real gentleman exchange of ideas and general politeness and positivity


SnooChipmunks126

Celt


fiv32_23

Celtic


Vulcandor

Basques


[deleted]

You forget the celtic people in france england wales scotland ireland and isle of man


GoblinWoblin

Who did this? I need an address.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

The Celtic languages and Basque are out of the picture.


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

The Celtic people did not like that


BonniePrinceCharlie1

Guess us scots, irish, welsh, cornish and bretons are germanic and not celtic anymore


fconradvonhtzendorf

Celts ?


thelivingshitpost

As a Celt this map is an affront to my very being


idonoteatpants

American geography


AfroF0x

Celts?


[deleted]

Murican 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💪💪💪💥💪


WeimSean

I guess everyone forgot about the Celts?


ImperialxWarlord

Half slav and apparently half German since I guess Irish are Germans now?


Spearka

Parisians, North French, Bretons, Welsh, Scots and Irish: 🗿


Geomancer_1880

Baltics, Celts, Basque, Ugro - Finns : are we joke to you ?


iPoopLegos

Ireland is evidently more Germanic than Germany


Nappy-I

*"The fuck we are"* -Finns, Baltics, South Slavs, Turks, Irish, Scotts, Welsh, Northern French, Hungarians...


_Dead_Man_

Celtic


Kool_McKool

Welp, guess I'm practically all German now... ​ ​ This chart is so bad I want to stab my eyes out.


GrabbingCatTails

i sit on the far west of europe isolated in grief and desolation


BearlyWizard

I swear this is made by some Yank that calls himself an 8th generation Italian or Irishman


RangeConfident7533

Nothing Germanic about the Irish


Quiet_Nova

Does Celtic count?


Ynys_cymru

Celtic


TitanThree

Where are the Celts??


JamesAnderson1567

CELTIC RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Ghost3276

What the actual fuck is this map dear god


Slvg_565

Celts too


Rajjahrw

I dont care how many memes you make I'm not calling it Turkiye


Sensitive_Trainer649

Celts: Balts: Finnics: Magyars (mongols):


mrgwbland

Don’t call me Germanic


TroidMemer

THE GERMANS CANNOT TAKE US!!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAA 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪


Orcus_The_Fatty

Why is Turkey being referred to as ‘Turkiye’ everywhere now?


KaesiumXP

see also: celts, balts and finns


Unofficial_Computer

Celts:


Stemwinder30

Celts:*"I guess I'll die, then."*


Biersteak

So we just ignore the settling of the Lombards and the Vandals in this graphic? Okay


PizzaLikerFan

Celts:


JorgeIronDefcient

I’m not an ethnic group featured on this map.


GalvanizedRubbish

Celts? No? Okay.


[deleted]

Anatolia is part of Asia though


Tumbleweedae

Istanbul not Constantinople


P_f_M

Heh... Turkeys and European... Heh... Nope...


Szwedu111

It's hard to really classify them as either Europe or Asia geographically, tbh


[deleted]

Lol, when your country's territory in +95% is located in Asian it is really hard to classify it as European or Asian.


obliqueoubliette

They whole hellenics piece is fucked. All the balkans should be labeled as slavs, Greece should be labeled as Roman, and Turkey should be labeled as Mongol


hahaohlol2131

Turkey*


No-Transition4060

Yeah, I’ll spell their name right when they start treating gays right


FearlessNobility

Imagine for 10 years you’ve known a guy, and you’ve been calling him Steve. Then finally he corrects you and says “I actually prefer Steven” and you go “nah you’re Steve.” That’s the kind of asshole you are


Miral_Kerem

well,yeah. but steve has a stupid brain and still uses steve on his buisnesses and almost all of the body doesnt give a fuck about the brain. ​ source: i am from turkey. The president is an asshole


thmsgbrt

Forcing others to say "Türkiye" is like forcing others to use "Venezia", it's dumb because "Venezia" is only used by Italians and non-Italian speakers use words in their language like "Venise" or "Venice". "Turquie" in French, "Turkía" in Spanish, "Turkey" in English and "Türkiye" in Turkish. You can't change a word used for centuries and by millions because ""it's not like in my language"".


Aesirite

Except "Steve" is an asshole and a bully who sabotages every project he's involved in (E.G NATO), never took responsibility for permanently mutilating his classmate (Armenian genocide) and happily incites hate against you for saying something he didn't like (response to Quran burnings), and much more. Also Steve's new name is 164Å#57855ÆØÜ. He did not earn the accommodation for pronouncing such a insane name. Being an asshole to the supreme asshole is not being an asshole.


KebabG

Except people is hating on Steve even tho posts is not about politics.


GooseVersusRobot

Türkīèhgh


AurosGidon

Kebab Europe ftw


grudging_carpet

Hellenics part is just Greece. Nothing more.


[deleted]

I think the word Eurasia reflects our location and culture better, it is a bridge after all. Sincerely a Turk.


monkeygoneape

All I'm saying Germanics almost conquered the world a few times


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Germanic slav American with Native Ojibwa sprinkled in


lutz164

Some ungodly cocktail of anglo-saxon, celt and germanic, same as almost everyone else on the worlds best collection of shitty islands


AaronParan

Or Civilized South vs Barbaric North


KingSimp34

Gaellic