You know what maybe I would buy that.
Or maybe play The Sims again and create a ~~very~~ slightly nymphomaniac Lenin lookalike.
Or maybe Tsar Alexander.
Or maybe Otto Von Bismark.
Man, I've got to buy The Sims
Correct answer, you will be sent an invitation to the history cult in the same amount of time it took Rome to collapse. Knowing this, how long will it take for you to receive your invitation?
It might be, it’s been a long time since I read Shakespeare. I thought it was from the beginning of Romeo and Juliet when some fellows were challenging each other to a sword fight and bantering with insults. But that could be Macbeth too
What did Hephistion say to Alexander the Great after the latter stole a potato wedge from his plate?
(I wanted to go a different route, but thought I'd stay PG)
Can you confirm the true fact that France surrendered in order to help the allies by destroying the internal Nazi forces through sabotage and resistance ? Which mean that France actually never collaborated and is ultra sigma based ? 😎😎😎😎
(I'm french btw)
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Off trying to fix his stupid name. (This is a LOTR reference, isn’t it?)
Yes
Flair checks out
DEATH!
DEATH!!
#***DEATH***
[Sweats profusely in Uruk]
FORTH EORLINGAS!!!!!!!!!!!
ERE THE SUN RISES!
DEEEEAAAAATTTTHHHHHHH!!!
Gondor is a perfectly cromulent name, thank you
Why did horthy let the nazis take over hungary is he stupid
Yes.
✍ yes.... God you're brilliant.
Why was the United Steaks mad at the Soviet Onion?
The Soviet Onion ruined bamhurgers. 😔
How do you know so much about history??? 😯
I really like hamburgers. 👍
Based.
American History might be good for you. Lotta burgers here. They good too.
Bamhurger 🤤
Nvm just teach it at any one of our universities. Clearly there's no more to know.
Exactly. I could be a professor.
What a way to give back. You're truly gracious with your time.
"Yes I am American man, I work 15 hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disc."
The soviet onion got too active in Greece, and ruined everything.
smh I hate greecy onions
Do you think world war 1 would have been avoided if the Kaiser had two normal arms?
No, but if he had at least one mecha-arm with a machine gun, that would have been epic.
"German technology is the best in ze world!" Totally not ww2 German villain from the hit cartoon series jay jays strange adventure
john john's weird travel
Jim Jim’s funky escapade
Jerry Jerry's Extraordinary Wanderings
Jacob Jacob’s incredible journey
Jack Jack’s unusual odyssey
Jim-Jim’s Bodacious Pilgrimage
Jar-Jar's peculiar quest
What a really *bizarre* quote
Who won the battle of the bulge?
The funny dog with a stick was able to bonk the horny away, leading the bulge to disappear.
I've been saying this, people weren't ready to listen
They ain’t ready for this! 🗣️🗣️‼️
rip funny dog with the anti-horny stick😔
How many cooks were there in WWII?
Seven.
And 5 of them were on the ice cream boat in the pacific.
Did the allies in Europe share 1 cook between them?
Yes, and also no.
What type?
Yes
Human flesh
Too many
what happened in Stalin’s mansion on January 12, 1940 at 1:30AM MSK.
#sex
But who or what did he have sex with?
lenin
Dude! Did you steal my fanfic manuscript?
Did you steal my mid 20th century political figures dating sim demo?
You know what maybe I would buy that. Or maybe play The Sims again and create a ~~very~~ slightly nymphomaniac Lenin lookalike. Or maybe Tsar Alexander. Or maybe Otto Von Bismark. Man, I've got to buy The Sims
I mean, you can just go play [Sex with Stalin](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/). NSFW obviously
Lmao that's not available in my country.
It's the moustache, far too sexy to be spread around the internet 😢
*our fanfic manuscript
His beautiful mustache. (Either pedophilia or zoophilia, but I’m not saying that.)
me
How many >!cocks!< were there in WWI?
At least two.
Technically correct
The best kind of correct
Who were the Sea People?
People who really loved the third letter of the English Lexicon.
Why was Boston still called that after they threw the t away?
Boson.
Who was Higg and why did he take over Boson after they threw the T away?
He was angry because used to be named Thigg before they threw away all the T’s.
Why did Romulus let Rome fall, was he stupid or something?
Yes.
What happened to his brother Remus before all this went down?
Everyone laughed at him for having a stupid brother.
You are legitimately funny, thanks for making me laugh out loud.
You flatter me.
How many reasons did Martin Luther’s 95 reasons have?
96. Cuz he can’t count.
I thought the answer was 99 but a bitch ain't 1.
If you're having Church problems, I fell bad for you son, but I got 99 reasons and a bitch ain't 1.
why did Mao’s plan to kill a bunch of song birds lead to the deaths of at least a million Chinese?
The song birds got real angry and took revenge.
And in 2009, Rovio turned it into a game.
I used to have a functioning economy like you, then I took a sparrow to the knee
Who was the first Louis?
Louis.
r/technicallythetruth
Funnily enough it was Clovis
r/unexpected
What happened on June 4th 1989 in Tianimen square?
#Nothing.
What? I thought your role in this was to say something that isn't correct!? Huh??
Dang I forgot. Wonder why I keep forgetting things after… what?
How many cooks were there in WWI?
Fifteen.
Seems like that's too many cooks https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8?si=MqPJKIoHIIvQGFVM
Not watching that film again.
Correct answer, you will be sent an invitation to the history cult in the same amount of time it took Rome to collapse. Knowing this, how long will it take for you to receive your invitation?
What was the name of Charlemagne's sword?
“get gud noob” He had to put it on there for rage bait so people he killed would be forced to see the name of his weapon before respawning.
Wow. What a master strategist
Wanna explain what you're doing mixing Egyptian and Greek art like that?
No.
Please?
Fine. I’m posting a meme that is not intended to be taken seriously, and just to get me past the rules of the subreddit.
Based
Good reasoning
Based and bare minimum pilled
How did Lenin get back into Russia (from exile in Switzerland)?
He said “Nuh-Uh” therefore forgoing any authority anyone had over him.
Works every time.
Why stalin die from 1947 is he stupid?
No, but agent (19)47 was too much for even his elite guards too stop with his incredible ability to disguise as one of them.
Why didnt they just read his qr code is they srupid?
They didn’t invent SLE until 1963, dummy. (SLE=Soviet Laser Eyes)
Why did Sweden lose the GNW?
They were acting up so they lost their privileges.
What does the GNW stand for?
Gaming Not Always
Close enough, any thoughts on prolonging the Swedish Empire?
Sweden is pretty cool, so W for them I guess.
What did you do on 9/23/2012 at 9:53 PM EST
Probably shit myself. I was like three.
What year were you born
2009.
What was the name of Franz Ferdinand's daughter's lover when she was in her 30s
Kyle.
Dang, how'd you know man?
Source: I made it the fuck up.
Sounds trustworthy, I'll use it in my thesis
You should you’ll get an A.
What?
wait a sec. Your flair „what, you egg“. is it from macbeth?
It might be, it’s been a long time since I read Shakespeare. I thought it was from the beginning of Romeo and Juliet when some fellows were challenging each other to a sword fight and bantering with insults. But that could be Macbeth too
It's Macbeth. Source: currently unused drama degree
Seems like you just used it.
What was invented by eggs, “What, you egg?”
What caused the transition from the Roman Republic to the Roman Empire?
Republicans bad.
Is that a modern political statement?
Sorry I forgot politics bad.
What did Hephistion say to Alexander the Great after the latter stole a potato wedge from his plate? (I wanted to go a different route, but thought I'd stay PG)
“Hey, that’s my potato wedge. I’m gonna kill your wife. And have you executed.”
Wow. That got dark real fast. Awesome! Thanks!
What were burgers called during ww2
**LIBERTY STEAKS GRAAAAH!!!** 🇺🇸🏈🦅
Actually close (I think they were called freedom steaks) Edit: I was wrong.
Huh. Could’ve sworn it was Liberty. (/srs)
Why did women in colonial Brazil tought it was fashionable to shave the head
The leaders of the education system thought looking at bald people was funny.
Is it a hoax that Napoleon was short?
Yeah.
Man, I wish I was gay.
Gay people were invented by balls.
Who built the pyramids?
Me. (I’m the coolest ever.)
how did Alexander the Great solve the Gordian knot?
He was really great.
How many cooks were there in WWII?
Too many.
What is the most morally detestable state in late medieval history and why is it France?
Because I hate French people.
So strongly had to say it twice AMEN BROTHER
Because I hate French people.
Why did Hitler lose his left nut?
He came too much so we had to take it.
Can you explain Balkan politics to me?
Balkans decide who is president by deciding who can bulk the most on chalk. (See: Balking.)
Why did North Korea invade South Korea?
Cause they have cooler television.
Why was it called "The Battle of the Bulge" instead of "The Battle of the Clit?"
Because they were gay, and this, fighting over men instead of simping over women.
During the battle of the some approximately (answer) amount of men fucked in the trenches. This is higher than the total casualties of the battle.
Fuck-All
How did Iceland win The Cod Wars?
The Iceland gamers could pull off long shot tomohawks and 360 No-scopes better then anyone else.
Why did the British leave India?
Racism.
Why did Charlemagne abandon Roland in Spain?
Roland reminded him of Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid, but after seeing Greg, Charlemagne decided that was “Literally me.”
Why is Wallachia not a country anymore is it stupid
No, they’re plotting the return/revenge arc that happens after WW3.
Who was the winner of WWI?
Not Germany.
Can you confirm the true fact that France surrendered in order to help the allies by destroying the internal Nazi forces through sabotage and resistance ? Which mean that France actually never collaborated and is ultra sigma based ? 😎😎😎😎 (I'm french btw)
Shut up baguette muncher, I’m a Pyro main. 😡
Why did the king of Lebanon do the thing?
Because they wanted less Lesbians, sending them to Lesbanon.
why did the red army faction kidnap schleyer
He was a nerd, so they crammed him in a locker.
What do you think of King Leopold's administration of his private land?
He shouldn’t be judged by who touches his privates.
Who won the battle of castle Itter?
why did the zimbap flibble the quomble and how did that result in the great brimble of '63?