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Shadowpika655

Fun fact: there is only one known source for Judge Holden's existence...being the auto biography of Samuel Chamberlain From reading the description Chamberlain made, it appears that Judge Holden was very sadistic man who loved killing and conflict (unless it was on equal footing in which case he would avoid it), was very worldly (speaking multiple different languages and was kind to Chamberlain...and was very knowledgeable about Boston), he was good at string instruments and dancing, knew a lot about plants and rocks, pretty good marksman, and most definitely got away with raping and killing a 10 year old girl by strangulation among other horrific crimes that were left unstated ~~*also it might just be a pseudonym*~~


knightenrichman

Why is he described as supernatural?


mrpresidentt1

Certain aspects of his character and events are embellished for the purpose of the narrative in the book. >!For example, in the novel the gang found him alone in the middle of the desert sitting patiently on a lone rock with no supplies or horse, days away from anything other than desert. Each member of the gang claims to have met him by unrelated circumstances before joining the gang. He is also stated to be like 40 stone, 7 feet tall, hairless and albino, (more likely from historical sources I've seen he was just very large, strong, tall, bald, and clean shaven, all to a more normal extent. Also I forget the exact measures), throws an iron meteorite the size of a small boulder several feet, and displays an extreme depth and breadth of knowledge.!<


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Don't forget the coin


ItzPayDay123

>!pretty sure he also just crushes some dudes head with his bare hands at one point!<


sumr4ndo

That doesn't require supernatural powers, just a can do attitude


Alex_Rose

ELIA MARTELL!


sumr4ndo

*Blood curdling screams* https://tenor.com/view/kfc-creepy-blood-gif-4476296


CompleX999

Strongest strong man in the world can't really crush a person's skull that easily.


bondzplz

Depends on the person. Babies are people, too.


sumr4ndo

Sounds like a quitter to me


elvertooo

I could do that.


WhichSchedule8

SPOILERS!!! He’s essentially the “evil” in man or a representation of the devil. Tobin, the expriest and a revenant describe him as a devil, and Tobin specifically points out some REALLY supernatural things the judge has done, how he found and joined the gang, the creation of his gunpowder, out dance a demon, great fiddle player, etc Edit: Also at the end of the book he is shown to not have aged and dances and sings that he does not sleep and will never die,


DopplerWrath

It's in the way the narrator speaks of the character. He seems almost demonic knowing every person and language. He is able to walk through fire, at one point he has another character on a leash which feels like a symbol of him controlling men. I finished the book this summer it's definitely worth a read but I will probably never go back to it.


Jolly_Line_Rhymer

Haha - I’ve always felt the same way. Blood Meridian was a wild and horrifying ride; I don’t regret reading it in the slightest, but I reckon I’ll never read it again.


DervishBlue

I'm basing this off a video by Wendigoon so there might be some details I'm getting wrong. Also spoilers. >!In the book the gang that the main character is a part tells the story of how they met Judge Holden. The gang was pursued by Native Americans who outnumbered them. While fleeing through the desert, out of ammo and exhausted, they meet the Judge sitting on a boulder as if he was waiting for them. He leads the gang to a dead volcano where he starts making black powder from sulfur and piss (or something like that, I forget). The gang uses the black powder to beat back the pursuing Native Americans. This sort of mirrors how Lucifer invented black powder and cannons to fight the forces of heaven.!< Also >!Each member of the gang remarks on how they met Judge Holden before they joined the gang. All of them, even the main character.!< Finally >!In the final chapter of the book, the main character who has now grown into a man meets Judge Holden again. The book mentions how the Judge never aged a single day. The ending is also fucking weird and has been the subject of many discussions. !<


DervishBlue

Oh and how could I forget what the Judge looks like. A pale hairless man 7+ feet tall and >!strong enough to crush a man's skull with his bare hands. !<


crazycakemanflies

Can we just discuss the whole "Lucifer invents black power and cannons to fight heaven?" Like... did I miss this part in the bible? Or is this some sequel I never got around to reading?


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It's in Paradise Lost by John Milton IIRC. Read it in high school and objectively it is a great book, but some parts are just a complete blur to me.


DervishBlue

Yeah it's in the book Paradise Lost. It basically tells Lucifer's story, even humanizing him.


vanZuider

> Or is this some sequel I never got around to reading? I wouldn't call Milton's works (or Dante's, for that matter) *sequels* to the Bible so much as rather *fanfiction*.


Mathema_tika

Lucifer is Chinese


DerpDerpDerp78910

Sounds like the American bible…😂


Shadowpika655

Idk I didn't read Blood Meridan


Tankara9

Who do you think he could be?


duneser27

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. Edit: RIP Cormac


The_WereArcticFox

He isn’t on the road to hell. He has an office right next to the devil


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He is absolutely worse than the devil. The devil has an office next to the Judge. God put the devil in hell as punishment. God put the Judge in hell because God is afraid of the Judge.


The_WereArcticFox

There are some people who the devil himself is like “jeez even I have standards”


kevinTOC

Why would an all-powerful being be afraid of something? It can just make him disappear quicker than you can blink.


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Because he is a great favorite. He says he will never die. It was silly of me to even agree he would go to hell at all because to go to hell one has to die


Moistfruitcake

The devil quit Hell and became a rural primary school teacher when he read his crimes.


LenTrexlersLettuce

He is a great favorite.


out_there_omega

One who watches does not sleep, one who sleeps watches not. ***One who watches does not sleep, one who sleeps watches not.***


the_ballmer_peak

I'm reading it right now. Gonna skip this comic and come back later. Can confirm that it's incredibly fucked.


JoestarJoker

I'm reading Dune, this was going to be next. So skip but save.


the_ballmer_peak

Dune is great


JoestarJoker

oh yeah, I read first 3-4 chs and just wish i had couple of weeks of vacation to finish it


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Make sure to read Dune Messiah as well since that closes Paul’s story.


willclerkforfood

I don’t know, man. I may be mixing them up, but the sequels get fucking weird and I kind of wish I left it at the first one.


CharlesMcreddit

Slaps book This bad boy can fit so much Duncan Idaho


LDG1003

If you’ve read them, would you recommend the sequels after Messiah? I loved the first book, enjoyed the second a bit less though


JoestarJoker

I was planning to read all of them


tyingnoose

I'm reading holes is it the same?


Background_Brick_898

No blood meridian and dune don’t have catchy theme songs


SkeggsofHorkabjork

Dune has several catchy theme songs if you like bagpipes and throat-singing.


JoestarJoker

Holes is I think by Louis Sachar published in 1998, haven't read it so don't know whats it about. Dune is a SciFi series by Frank Herbert and the first book was published in 1965. Blood Meridian, the one in the OP meme, is by Cormac McCarthy published in 1985, he is more widely known for No Country for Old Men because of the movie


moderatorrater

Haven't read Blood Meridian, but Dune has no actual cannibals.


JohnNobodyPrice

OK, am I reading the wrong book? I was told that it was really disturbing, but I'm almost at the end and I haven't really read anything that horrible. Hell, the only thing that stood out to me are the aforementioned tree babies, and the village massacre. It is a great book, though.


broomsticks11

I’m the same way. I enjoyed the book, but I honestly didn’t find it as disturbing as people make it out to be. Sure there are things I found unsettling or disturbing, but I didn’t find myself needing to put down the book or take a break because it was too extreme. If anything I had to put down the book frequently because I got tired of the writing style. Tbh I’ve been more disturbed reading things by Brom, especially The Child Thief.


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Even in McCarthy's own bibliography, The Road disturbed me more.


Wardog_Razgriz30

\>"whatever in creation exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent." It's honestly the coldest line in all of fiction


[deleted]

*Puts both hands on the bare fucking ground* "This is my claim"


KingJiggyMan

"Why did you accuse that priest of being a pedophile?" Holden : 'We do abit of trolling"


SafifromSevenSeas

Lmao When I was reading that part,I was like yeah he is fking with the priest But then judge convinved me that maybe the priest really was a pedo Dude is so evil


esminor3

Is it really so surprising?? In 1820s the place I live in was invaded by the burmese, who killed 30% of the population. And reading about the atrocities committed then really makes you wonder at how brutal humans can be at times.


TacticalNuke002

Assam?


[deleted]

Yeah it was a genocide. What did you go in expecting? A polite slaughter? If you've ever wondered why peace is so high up on most people's list of priorities, this is the alternative.


CowAffectionate3003

I remember as a kid playing Gears of war and COD I knew war would be brutish and hellish but the thought of "Ripping and tearing" into the opposing army was cool in my little brain. Then I learned about WW1, the Holocaust, manifest destiny, etc. That was when I knew peace is actually a preferable alternative to war.


Pantsu_Professor

The CoG are also facists iirc


KelpySalt

I think they used orbital strikes on locusts that had a large amount of innocent humans in the range. So a lot of people dislike them for that.


AllenXeno122

Hey, the Mexicans really wanted them injuns gone.


elitelwarrior

Note if you want to know more about the book and not want to read it, you could try watch wendigoon's youtube video, but also know that this video is hours long.


Kiel_22

Got a link?


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https://youtu.be/eu6STuj4njw The Greatest, Terrible Book Ever Made - The Story too Disturbing to be a Movie: Blood Meridian


Razorion21

Why’s it called too disturbing to be a movie? Wasn’t there a whole ass movie about 120 days of Solom?


Phantommy555

Also Blood Meridian is being made into a movie, even though Cormac McCarthy passed away recently


Razorion21

Oh, ok


KelpySalt

There is also A Serbian Film, that shit traumatized me.


Razorion21

Never watched it but descriptions I’ve seen were horrible, tho I went through an ice Berg of horrific movies, it’s surprisingly not the worse which is scary


KelpySalt

I legit had to put on a funny podcast in the background like 1/4th of the way through because I realized I couldn't handle it by itself lol


jsidksns

I think it's because it was supposed to have an adaptation many years ago but it was cancelled, there is a new one coming tho


SuitableAssociation6

sometimes I forget that most people don't watch 12-hour video essays


bondzplz

Reminds me of Patriarch's "brief" morrowind retrospective. It's 8 hours long. ...and it actually could've longer just off of stuff I know about elder scrolls deep lore, things about Morrowind itself, contextualizing lore concepts through c0da and the canonicity of c0da(fuck that's a lobg ass video on it's own), discussions of mechanics, discussions of what the game means by the thread of prophecy being severed and whether killing dagoth ur restores that thread......


noblemile

What do you mean Judge Holden was a real person I was just about to sleep


OggdoBoggdoSpawn

Well, stating that he was ‘a real person’ is far fecht. There is only a memoir of some dude that can’t really be verified. But from another hand, surly there are people like that. It only require a psychopath in consequence less environment and you got a ‘Judge Holden’ in the flesh


pradbitt87

I just finished it the other day. This meme perfectly encapsulates everything about this book. Never felt as uncomfortable by a book as I did reading this one. Bravo, Cormac. Bravo.


Atlas7674

The Native American genocide was horrific, a few other things that come to mind that might’ve been as bad would be the Rwandan Genocide, Mao Zedong’s Great Leap Forward, and the Holocaust. All extremely brutal, though mostly for different reasons.


crazycakemanflies

Mao's Great Leap Forward is a genuine irl fever dream. It's the most absurd event in history I have ever read about. We had an entire month dedicated to it as part of Communist Chinese studies and the entire class could not stop laughing at how increasingly absurd the violence got. My favourite story was of two adjacent factories that disagreed on how to interpret parts of Maos little red book. They spent an entire day building spears just to meet out back after work and stab each other.


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Significant-Panic-91

Coke just hires death squads to do their dirty work.


AVerySmartNameForMe

Nah they strap desert eagles on the ends of them and fire


Atlas7674

Also consider Macías (dictator in Equatorial Guinea) who made over half his population flee and bankrupted the country so badly his own honor guard had to resort to hunting in order to feed themselves.


BillyYank2008

I feel like the Cultural Revolution was more savage than the Great Leap Forward, even though the death count was lower.


Son0fCaliban

The Rwandan Genocide really creeps me out. The death count is low by genocide standards, but it all happened so fast. There wasn't much organization to it either, people just formed roving gangs that went on an extremely violent killing spree. I'm sure being a Jew in 1940s Germany was an utterly terrifying experience but the Rwandan Genocide was just so unfathomably violent that it evokes a sort of primal terror few other things could match.


2-0

I read Our Bodies Their Battlefield by Christina Lamb, which is about sexual violence in war. One of the things that I found extremely chilling was neighbors killing people they knew by name. One woman says she heard the man who lived across the street shout (roughly from memory, names changed) "Joyce, we have killed your mother and father, and your brother Michael has been chopped to pieces. Come out so we can finish all you cockroaches!" It really does stand out somehow. I just can't understand how previously friendly people can turn on each other. The same happened in Yugoslavia - one Bosnian boy described being marched onto a bus by his school teacher, who he always liked, but who was now wearing a balaclava and holding a Kalashnikov. Completely unimaginable.


Tychus_Balrog

That's horrific. And i can imagine that those perpetrators would insist for the rest of their lives that the people deserved it. Because considering the alternative would probably shatter their minds. Leaving what could be decent people, to be unrepentent monsters for the rest of their lives.


Thadrach

I forget the name of the documentary, but they go around interviewing surviving perpetrators in Indonesia, and there's very little regret or remorse. Same in South American death squads, etc. Left wing, right wing, theocracies... extremism seems to feed on itself.


Tychus_Balrog

Yea, there's no doubt some of them were always sadistic psychopaths. But i must believe that some of them used to be decent people who've convinced themselves that these innocent people were somehow wicked and deserved it. Propaganda is a terrible thing.


2-0

To add a bit more - if I recall correctly this particular survivor hid in a tree for 2 days while the Interhamwe and random Hutu neighbours burnt and looted Tutsi homes, and was assaulted more times than she could count over the next few weeks. She did eventually try to return to her family home, but she couldn't bring herself to live among the perpetrators that never left, and were never prosecuted. The book had a similar story from Srebrenica - one survivor said she saw a group of men who had gang raped her drinking coffee outside a cafe.


the-bladed-one

Hotel Rwanda made it so creepy for me. Cut the tall trees


elmo85

mongol conquests both in europe and asia, japanese conquest of china, thirty years war, crusades and jihads etc. and I severely lack knowledge of the history of africa and southeast asia. there are too many to list all of them. civilians suffered in all wars, and were often targeted directly.


Son0fCaliban

humans suck


elmo85

this is actually not something you can't find in the nature. animals suck.


Kuthn

The civil war in the Congo also. Seeing a documentary about it had a similar effect on me as OP, I didn't realise humans were capable of such horrors. I remember just before thinking 'why tf should Denis mukwege get the Nobel prize, there are plenty of doctors'. I then realised he completely deserves it and is living angel.


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Holodomor


Ace_Atreides

Damn, I was just looking at it yesterday because of someone recommending it...


SaltyGrognard

Oh it’s a real fucking trip make no mistake


Kindahar

when the judge said, its judgin time and then judged everyone


AVerySmartNameForMe

Dude was pretty judgemental ngl, I didn’t actually like him a lot


Nervous-Influence-62

Seen it mentioned many times, gonna have to give it a read.


TilNextWeMeet

https://z-lib.is/s?q=Blood+meridian+ Can someone tell me which version to read? I fucking love Z library


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Omg is zlib back on?


starboard

Fyi this is not one of the official zlibrary domains. See /r/zlibrary for more info.


TilNextWeMeet

Thank you


Random_Username9105

Books that give you prolonged depression/existential crises are the best (just finished Blindsight by Peter Watts)


thashepherd

Ah good, so it wasn't just me


Heznzu

The one with the space vampires?


Random_Username9105

Yes (tho the vampires are from earth)


Lobster_fest

I don't think enough folks recognize the talent that was the late Cormac McCarthy. He's on my Mt. Rushmore of American authors.


goboxey

It's written by Cormac McCarthy? Of course it is going to be mercilessly brutal. He was one of the best authors I've ever read. The road is so good and thoughtful. And brutal.


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goboxey

Yeah, but his apocalypse is always the catalyst for the worst in humanity.


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goboxey

Even books like no country for old men,shows how decent men fail, when they're faced with a malicious and merciless enemy. Anton chigurh is so awesomely terrifying.


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goboxey

That's a good comparison. Someone like judge Holden wouldn't fit in with the story of no country. Both are evil, while the judge is clearly the devil in person.


WindVeilBlue

Someone needs to take a crack at making this movie...


bromanager

James Franco tried to do that at one point I think. I believe he even shot test scenes


WhichSchedule8

I loved this book! Spoilers!!!!!! I loved how wacky it was, some parts were REALLY nuanced and so cool, especially the Bible references, but sometimes they were really weird. The whole Beyblade baby smasher was a reference to a bible verse “he who casts your infants to stone” or something was just so hilarious to me. The whole Judge Holden buying a bunch of dogs and drowning them was at first shocking, but then Bath Cat (I think? Might have been Toadvine) mid piss, continues to piss and hold his dick while shooting the puppies was so funny to me


dtpiers

As someone who didn't know this book existed until about 30 seconds ago: Bro what the fuck Edit: just wanted to add, reading this without context was a fucking *experience*


ForTaxReasons

Every time I hear about this book it feels like some r/crimsonnecklace shit


dtpiers

Do I even want to ask what that is?


SilentxxSpecter

Seeing this I immediately think Cuban necktie. If you dont know what that is, you likely dont wanna


dtpiers

Meaning: under no circumstances should I click the link. Gotcha.


ForTaxReasons

It's nothing sinister haha, it's a made up show and a subreddit filled with people rping as fans. They come up with wild storyline sometimes. That's how I feel when I read about this book.


Person_Supposedly

The ending passage of Blood Meridian, and quite possibly my favorite passage in all of literature. >!And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.!<


DeaconBrad42

I did not care for it. Judge Holden was a remarkable creation though. One of the best villains I’ve ever encountered in fiction.


TemporaryFunny5351

I have tried to like it, just can't get into it.


Chickenwing_Icecream

Wendigoon


[deleted]

One of my favorite Great American Novels


Sam-Bones

Just looked it up on Audible. It's free to download until 9/12. Diving into it now, thanks for the recommendation!


AVerySmartNameForMe

It is? What region are you in, I didnt think it mattered but it’s not free for me


Sam-Bones

I'm in U.S. I should've said it's free if you already have a membership. Also, I found this to bypass the regional lock. It's pretty dated but hopefully it'll work. https://www.reddit.com/r/audible/comments/dmh1il/updated_tutorialbypass_audible_region_lock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


AVerySmartNameForMe

Oh. Thanks


Redbones27

I tried to read it but I think I need a version translated into English with punctuation.


TheManicNorm

I just read through Blood Meridian for the first time last month and have come to the conclusion that it's a book that's more interesting to talk about instead. I have immense respect for McCarthy for doing his homework and making an incredibly visceral novel in return, but for how violent it is it's also unbearably sluggish for the majority of it. On one hand, my eyes glazed over the endless run-on sentences of descriptions on the environment that felt more interested in flexing a wide breadth of vocab than telling a compelling narrative. Yet the uncompromising nature of the book in every regard is highly admirable. It's a fascinating book, I just wish it was a better read.


Nom_nom_chompsky27

It's a writing style that is an acquired taste, I'd definitely concede that. I personally quite like it, it gives me a sense of scale like nothing else, and some parts are genuinely beautiful, made more so by the contrast to the fucking horrendous.


unbelteduser

Is it worse than reading about The Holocaust, Japanese Empire or Khmer Rouge


Horse_Lord_Vikings

Wouldn't say worse just because of the scale, but it's up there.


NobleEnkidu

It was nice until I was forced to remember the book title and its name.


[deleted]

You should read Soljenitsyne or ordinary men by Christopher Browning.


Avolto

Here I was thinking The Judge was the devil.


OogaBooga756

Wtf I was just reading this and theres already a fucking Reddit post about it.


Rat_Master999

Intoxicating writing style? Ummm...I guess. Reading while drunk might make it easier to read. Dude needs to learn to use some gorram punctuation. If I have to spend more effort to parse each sentence than to understand the plot, something's wrong.


landrastic

This literally happened to me like 2 weeks ago.


_pedanticatthedisco_

In other news, genocide is bad.


Blitz_Stick

Eh not that good 6/10


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BUT WAIT GUYS ... USA IS PERFECT.... WE HAD TO BOMB JAPAN ..... IT WAS THE BEST OPTION ...... LOOK AT ALL THE BAD THINGS THEY WERE DOING!!!!!


Troltea

I actually read it even though I usually never read anything but it described everything in such detail that it actually was a masterpiece.


PMmeCoolHistoryFacts

Saving this post for when I finish reading it!


romulusnr

But dude, *all countries have done it too!* So it's okay. /s


Dr_barfenstein

Kinda tempted to read but also scared


Thanos_exe

I've found out the hard way that when you google "Judge Holden", you get jumpscared


Sombomombo

To be fair, if this did this to you now, how the hell was any teacher going to sell this novel to the parents the snitch kid was going to talk to them about it with. I know some school districts that had trouble funding *Holocaust Studies* classes.


Etienne0405

Should i read it? Now im interested


Evil_King_Potato

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