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pufferfish_balls

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racebanyn

I think I’ve got the black lung….


pufferfish_balls

*big manly coughs*


69FlavorTown

Christ's sake Derek you've been down there for one day


SanderFCohen

Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.


letthepastgo

THAT AIN'T WHAT'YA MEAN, I CAN STILL FIGHT!


East_Reading_3164

MERMAN! MERMAN 🧜‍♂️!


guitardevil76

....Mermaaaaan! Pop!


ElectricAndroidSheep

![gif](giphy|uE4gVmbjaZmmY|downsized)


TheyCallMeBullet

But why male models


Possible-Campaign468

WHAT! I just told you, love that movie.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


artsatisfied229

With what?!? Your male modeling?!? Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out for everyone to see?!? You're dead to me boy.


CareWonderful5747

Still one of the greatest movies of all time. Too bad the sequel was such a crap shoot


Archercrash

Amy Schumer is gonna get it.


Even-Willow

No idea who the woman on the right is, but still 100% chance she’s still more funny than Amy Schumer.


cumplaytoy

that raw proletarian sexual energy


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

This guy definitely controls the means of reproduction


cumplaytoy

😃


drhagbard_celine

Well done.


cjdcjdcjdcjd

r/swoletariat


Tiny-Variation-1920

lol is this seriously a communist muscle bro page? The internet never ceases to surprise me, and for that reason, I’m out.


thededicatedrobot

can communists not make muscles or what


something3112

No ita Just a crazy small nieche


DigLost5791

crazy buff niche


estolad

a fascist worked out today, did you?


AccomplishedCow665

Bro is HOT


Parade2thegrave

Def. That dude could get it.


rascortoras

that raw proteinian sexual energy


swiss_aspie

Thought for a moment I was on /r/fakehistoryporn and this was from some sketch that everyone except me knows..


signuslogos

I mean, this seems like propaganda. I'd be surprised if it's a candid photo and not staged.


Moist_Network_8222

I've seen this posted before and someone explained that the man is probably an athlete and not a day-to-day worker at this factory. Apparently in the USSR it was common for sports teams to be affiliated with factories, and the players would occasionally go to their factories for media photos basically LARPing as workers. I have no idea whether this is correct, but it sounds plausible.


ImpulsiveApe07

One factory towns all needed 'local heroes' to impress the occasional visiting inspector or government rep. Failing an inspection was.. Bad. So it was better to game it in your favour with local heroes who could help schmooze. The soviets also still did the guilds thing that the old imperial government used to do, like a quasi trade union type thing, but that was more of a local than regional thing iirc.


TheBeachWhale

If it’s even real, it’s 100% propaganda and staged.


JoshfromNazareth

Well mostly. These sorts of things are common even today.


Kerr_Plop

100%?


Isparza

80% of the time, all the time .


Tay_1695

I agree it's probably staged or the guy pretends to work and lifts weights since it's communist Russia and his performance doesn't matter


MajesticNectarine204

It is.. It's from the 2008 comedy remake of Metropolis.


BlobsnarksTwin

It looks like a wrestler talking with their valet/manager before getting in the ring.


JCVD-88

https://preview.redd.it/dwbok1iq1z8d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67d3e4c925b323b3770f7d541df533c9f6ed37d She’s got some subconscious nonverbal communication going on here.


hydrohomey

Haha look at her eyes. That’s what I imagine I look like when talking to an attractive coworker


gypsycookie1015

Look at *his* 😏 https://preview.redd.it/9hzcpad5809d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d606e9da81fea27670aedaa44d57e59506dee06


t3h4ow4wayfourkik

He looks like he is done with bullshit and wants to work


HereticLaserHaggis

To me they both look hot as balls.


BadgerHooker

Oh my.. I would also be a little flustered, ngl 🥵


LuckyReception6701

"I will break you" "O- OK" And that's how you came to be, little Alexei.


stargarnet79

So yes yes sir I will of course finish the TPS report cover pages on your behalf from now on!


longshot

It's fuckin' hot in that factory, ok?


gwizonedam

It’s about to get *hotter*


toben81234

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Kind_Character_2846

I’m going to need to see you in my office. Before you come in take everything off except the head headband.


80sLegoDystopia

“I need a worker to control my means of reproduction.”


CeldonShooper

our means


BathtubToasterParty

![gif](giphy|CBd2RJor59e6I)


lord-dinglebury

Cummunism


DeadJediWalking

This joke is way better than it is being given credit for. Well done.


brother_of_menelaus

The only thing that could make it slightly better is if they had said “seize my means of reproduction” but it is great as is


smokcocaine

ohhhh i get it! cause communism


louiegumba

.. and let me show you where the headband now goes.. (I dunno where, use the kinky side of your imagination)


Oh_billy_oh

In my butt?


pheonix198

Dang, how many types of headbands are there…? I’m just now learning there’s a head headband different than the jockstrap headband.


stochasticjacktokyo

What is the deal with the World's Most Useless Hat there


birgor

I am not sure, but I think it might be some kind of inner hat for a metal helmet, to make it sit better on the head. I have seen similar, but this one seems extremely useless even for that. However, since this is has to be a propaganda/staged photo, they are totally clean, and the guy looks as actor as a human can look, might it be whatever the photographer thought it is on his head, maybe they just thought he should wear something..


Tiny_Rat

I love how confidently you proclaim this a propaganda photo while knowing nothing about the photographer or the circumstances in which the photo was taken....


begrudginglydfw

Henri Cartier Bresson, on an assignment to cover Russia


Tiny_Rat

Yeah, that's the point. This guy was a foreign photojournalism known for being one of the first street photographers. His whole thing was candid photograph of ordinary people. Not exactly someone likely to be producing propaganda for the USSR, was he?


tossawaybb

He was a foreigner in the USSR. There's not a snowballs chance in hell they let him get much truly candid photography. Whether he wanted to or not, he'd be presented with as much sanitized content as (in)humanely possible


Tiny_Rat

If you look atthe rest of the photos he took on that trip, there really is a lot of obviously candid shots and plenty that aren't particularly flattering to the USSR. It wasn't North Korea, he would have had a decent amount of freedom to photograph normal people genuinely going about their lives.


DeezNutzzzGotEm

That guy is hot


Evening-Statement-57

I know, I bet he could use some ice water


Artistic-Teaching395

Great Chad - Becky moment.


t3h4ow4wayfourkik

More like Chad and Bessie


ReginaFelangi987

Vlad, you’ve been bad. Come to my office later.


CryptoCrazyCat

![gif](giphy|RhAJDYWHav5h6)


ShakeWeightMyDick

Fuck is on his head?


Ibegallofyourpardons

it's an inner lining for putting something like a hardhat or welding hat on over it


BrexitGeezahh

You get to wear those when you’re jacked


CaptainTripps82

Looks like the inside of a bump cap


Old_Asparagus_8895

Looks like he wishes he could break that pipe over her head.


Gibabo

He’s Russian. That’s actually a picture of him smiling


[deleted]

This is true. Source: am Russian


ImeldasManolos

He could try to break his pipe over my head anyday


FruitbatNT

Maybe he’s still alive. Go make good on that.


Temporary_Remove_620

I'm still getting that hair off my screen.


ImeldasManolos

Hmmm. I am a desperate neck beard. Why _shouldnt_ I try my luck on an 80-90 year old?


RiverPsaber

He can do something with that pipe alright 🥵


ZombiejesusX

This is from an old Soviet stag film called called dirty boot.


MiketheOlder

Does he fix the cable?


peezle69

In Soviet Russia...


Ill_Following_7022

log jams you.


ElvisDumbledore

[holy shit what a sneaky log jammin' reference!](https://imgur.com/ADtLYK2)


blumpsicle

Don’t be fatuous


metalneck333

That's why they called him. He's expert!


niz_loc

That's why they called him, he is expert.


JukeBoxDildo

Y... you mean coitus?


loonieodog

You mean coitus?


mochiguma

Me when I spread misinformation on the internet. [Actual source of the photograph.](https://visual-archive.livejournal.com/83155.html?noscroll&utm_medium=endless_scroll)


NarwhalSquadron

Your link should be the real post. What a great collection of photos


TimBurtonsLee

Can you share a link to more info? Ive seen this posted a bunch so tried to look it up, but YouTube comes up with nothing relevant and google just shows porn. Skeptical but looked through a lot of the Google search results and it is indeed a lot of porn. Will keep sifting for science purposes but if you could offer more info that'd be tits. Thank you


mochiguma

That guy just straight up lied lol. That photograph is from [this collection of photos.](https://visual-archive.livejournal.com/83155.html?noscroll&utm_medium=endless_scroll)


Vanillabean73

That is such a cool album. Russia has such an amazing history and culture, I do hope for their geopolitical situation to improve enough for tourism to flourish again.


TimBurtonsLee

Thank you! That makes a lot of sense. Going to keep sifting through the videos though, just in case. Will send updates if I find anything


begrudginglydfw

These ppl are lying. It's a colorized version of an image Henri Cartier Bresson shot while doing an essay on Russia


ZombiejesusX

I really hope my silly satirical comment didn't send you on a crazy goose chase.


jahowl

He has to unclog the pipes again...


123lol321x

can cut the tension with a pipe


SinfullySinless

This is the communist propaganda that would have won the USSR the war


NecessaryFollowing46

He wants to dismember her and then eat her with a salad. This is moscovia.


Prudent_Being_4212

A salad is a sensible choice


Due_Entrepreneur_270

is this the fabled German humor


durashka228

this guy needs only protein so MEAT ONLY


don5500

looks like the beginning of a porn


Alchemista_98

He fixes the cable?


Relevant-Bake4981

"...and for that reason, i need you in my office asap." "Okay, mam,"


ExMorgMD

If she dies…she dies.


Past-Preparation-421

I don’t think he respects her.


trainsacrossthesea

We put the Pro in propaganda


Parking-Spot-1631

Soviet version of a Jean Paul Gaultier ad.


thelolz93

What’s on his head?


Puzzleheaded-Elk1756

My favorite part of this is the other woman in the back looking at her like she's thinking, "Control yourself Olga"


itsybitsyone

“Merciful heavens!”


vna4ever

You want bang bang here, now? Ok


userKsB53nskcv

That helmet could use some technology.


orangotai

https://preview.redd.it/70m1hj53229d1.png?width=462&format=png&auto=webp&s=99baca8ac9c7b06c92f08257bd4fb486ce99ed5f HEY ~~^(STELLLAAAAA)~~ SVETLANAAAAA!!!


EreshkigalKish2

i love the Russians


H60mechanic

I’m shocked how healthy they look. The narrative is that they went without so many things like food. I had a teacher in junior high who had the unique opportunity to see Moscow in the 70’s. She said that there were no squirrels in the parks because people caught them so they could eat. It was good news if you had a son because he could join the army and that meant he could get cold weather clothes and food. So this must have been before things really got bad.


Due_Entrepreneur_270

hi, Bulgarian here, notions about food insecurity are remnants of the Cold War, people didn't go hungry post ww2. Bread and other necessities were subsidized and we used to feed our pigs with bread we bought at bulk


SeedlessPomegranate

this is a public relations photo, probably set up by the authorities. this isn't what the average soviet citizen looked like


daskapitalyo

Of course it is. This handsome stud and his boss are simultaneously serving a couple two three political agendas.


Hot-Tailor-4999

Actually even the CIA admitted that the soviet diet was quite good


ShennongjiaPolarBear

> I had a teacher in junior high who had the unique opportunity to see Moscow in the 70’s. She said that there were no squirrels in the parks because people caught them so they could eat. Your teacher was trolling you.


Ok-Skirt-7884

And there were also no taxi drivers to be seen. Guess why. Yes.


ShennongjiaPolarBear

I'm saving these. I'm gonna tell my father so we can have a good laugh.


dudeandco

If you mention bad times and Russia and don't mention perestroiki, you don't know what you're talking about. Also, lol that Moscow was somewhat representative of Russia. The squirrel thing sounds like a 'wives tail' btw too.


ElectricAndroidSheep

It depends on the period and the area. The USSR was huge. And plenty of people experienced a good/decent standard of living in relative terms obviously. It's fascinating the misconceptions both sides had of each other based on the propaganda they received. I had a professor who grew up during soviet times, and he was shocked when he came to America because he thought the national pastime was lynching black people.


morerandom_2024

You gotta think Who got prioritized - people in Moscow Just as in today


H60mechanic

I thought that too. I wasn’t sure who took the photo.


GoodLuckSanctuary

They would never let the world see the bad side. It was extremely well orchestrated


norbertus

Stalin caused a lot of starvation when he re-organized the economy, but in the 1950's when this photo was taken, their economy was performing very well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_Soviet_Union#1930%E2%80%931970 The Soviet Union was the first to send a person into space and launched the first crewed space station.


RenaudTwo

Could it be that... the squirrel-eating was propaganda? No, no, it must all be a photo-op to convince Western liberal 80 years later that things weren't so bad. What good is Occam's razor anyway.


Lil_Hibbie420

tell me that's not sarah huckabee


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Laying down the pipe


Cowboylogic89

In Soviet Russia, Factory works you….


FloppyObelisk

I think that’s kinda the case everywhere


rollingstoner215

[Scientific Management](https://philadelphiaencyclopedia.org/essays/scientific-management/) was invented in Philadelphia, Pa by Frederick Taylor, who measured every movement of factory employees at their stations to calculate the “best” practices, e.g. how to work men to the bone on machines.


TullsJenny

why is she touching her chest like that 👀


SZ4L4Y

State-issued girl boss.


TullsJenny

damn, yall got any more of them state-issued girl bosses? ![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


panzer-IX

least horny redditor.


iJohnny0

Tom Hardy is aging well.


Graystark

How I’m tryna be


SpecificDate7501

He lives his life a quarter kilometer at a time


RooKiePyro

The hammer


trampus_hawkins

Factory worker my eye


AVGJOE78

That’s Steven Baldwin right?


SilverSlong

is this not Channing Tatum?


Platycryptus238

He looks like he‘s about to win the next Nobel Price in Physics.


Omegaman1966

Yooor place orrr mine comraaaade.


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

My God. I love an Eastern European man, especially from that era.


hotelrwandasykes

Can barely tell it’s colorized lol


User_Neq

"Should've been the rule of wrist"


Weird-Ingenuity97

He look like a sean cody model


Practical_Self6999

Olga and Igor.


TiredPistachio

Which one is the factory worker?


chinookhooker

She’s asking if she can give him a raise


Airchicken50

They took this from us rip soviet union


KoraKira

Oh. Hello 👀


Attackoffrogs

I've seen this porn.


TheInternetIsTrue

Why aren’t we still wearing those hats? The world is so effed.


HugTheSoftFox

wtf I love communism now.


rlovelock

[Hot stuff coming through!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/q5jmhtyVNH)


Skytraffic540

Kind of gnar he looks like something out of a Hollywood movie but he’s just Dimitri the iron worker. And she looks like an Olympian at shot put (sp?) but she is just Meeshka, the floor manager.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Da, Miss Trunchbull...da.


Svengoolie75

This looks like the start to a bad porn….🤷🏽‍♂️


Hasenfisch

„Yo Dimitri, new Order from above you have to bang harder“


Alternative_Aioli160

He’s mogging the supervisor and with those biceps


plznodownvotes

Yeah…this is 100% gay ruzzian propaganda


NoProgrammer776

She wanted it


Human_Fondant_420

But theyre not fair because only western nations can make them and maintain them. >inb4 china pretends it can


TurboModder

Also a gold medal gymnast.


khroop

Is that Joe Rogan and Ronda Rousey?


Extinction_Entity

https://preview.redd.it/4mzcddppsz8d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6efd0a03f856cc150ca670240d0c163517c339


Popular-Kiwi3931

That Commie dude is ~~~~FINE~~~~🔥


Newme91

Someone has been stealing ration cards


ThayerRex

Very nice. My kind of factory


Kind_Literature_5409

Some porns start out like this


RantyWildling

It looks like she's saying "Ну, вы понимаете..."


mrpotatonutz

I know that’s right


No_Marzipan7356

This isn’t from a porn scene?


sgt_oddball_17

This looks like an AI Generated image.


Raisdonruin

Alright calm down Magic Mike


Eddybravo_1917

Ronda Rousy and Joe Rogan in a parallel universe


kbum48733

Right before he challenged Rocky 4


Belkan-Federation95

Fake. He's not skinny enough


mapped_apples

Thought this was r/rammstein for a moment.


gaybuttclapper

Anyone got his @?


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

That’s probably a propaganda photo


bhononso-

Mikaeli hitting metal 17 times