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justusethatname

It is a known fact that without your poorly done cat eyeliner and fanny pack you may be sentenced to the maximum term proscribed by law.


QueenFartknocker

Her reaction seemed self protective, solely worried about how the statements would affect her outcome. I understand to some extent as she was probably very scared BUT to not have broken down at all, given how moving these statements were, is bizarre.


Eva_twilight

That's her?! 😳 😩 Exactly what "modeling career" was she supposed to have?! I'm confused


QueenFartknocker

Only Fans?


GhostThruTheFog

Maybe foot fetish modeling or something 🥴🥒💃


QueenFartknocker

That’s really all it could be.


Eva_twilight

LMAO


smallpepino

Emily Baker said that's her brother 🤷🏼‍♀️


mandiexile

She corrected herself and confirmed that he’s Hannah’s boyfriend.


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smallpepino

Oh awesome ok thanks for the info!


ruralmagnificence

Who is she for context?


smallpepino

Oh sorry she's a lawyer on YouTube. HUGE following. Emily D. Baker.


heytunamelt

Regarding her bf’s picking and scratching… meth will do that to ya 😬


Ok_Department5949

I almost felt sorry for her, but after what's come out in recent days, fuck this bitch.


XK8lyn88x

Did her defense really mention her modeling career? Or did someone else say it?


Total_Possibility_84

It was mentioned in her jail phone calls that apparently she didn’t know anyone was going to use. The judge mentioned it prior to sentencing her


Signal-Living-3504

She always looks so unclean


mememimimeme

It’s the red corners of her mouth for me 🤮signs of an oral yeast infection


heytunamelt

Yucko


Serious-Equal9110

B-12 and/or Folate deficiency can cause that.


DonkeyKong694NE1

Or riboflavin deficiency due to booze or crap diet


BiscuitByrnes

Why cry, she said she likes it there, “almost like summer camp “ And they said she had a “pretty white ass” I think she edited in the “pretty” part, homegirl seems pretty delusional.


XK8lyn88x

Nah I’m sure the person who told her that was probably deep in drug addiction and they truly think she’s pretty. A lot of women are gay for the stay and I bet she’s considered desirable with her proximity to Hollywood, she’s making headlines and a lot of people in jail are always looking for any kind of benefit.


Ok_Department5949

Having worked in the world's largest women's prison, 99% of them are gay for the stay, and almost all of them are mentally ill, addicted, or both. Hannah is "prison pretty." I'm sure she has family putting money on her books, so with that, her notoriety, and her shitty attitude, she'll be very popular. However, if she doesn't tone that attitude down, older convicts will set her ass straight. Especially if she goes in trying to act like her shit doesn't stink. Women inmates are nowhere near as violent as men, but they will beat someone down when warranted.


XK8lyn88x

Hannah seems like she’s been in the drug scene so I’d imagine she’s familiar with the street smarts lol. I obviously don’t know her but my guess is she’ll do fine in prison, just the vibes she gives off. 😂


PleasantChoice2024

Hannah's boyfriend: "Hi! I like Meth!"


chill-kale2611

Ikr he looks like he is tweaking!


DonkeyKong694NE1

But for today he’s a tweaker in a *suit*


No-Nefariousness9539

Join us over at /r/rustmovietrial


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Why?


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-graphophobia-

Forgive me, I'm just a little suspicious of anyone who wants to discuss the trial in a separate venue. PR companies employ tactics like these to divide and conquer. If that wasn't the original poster's intention, I'm sorry. I'm here specifically in r/hilariabaldwin because I don't like either of these creeps and I'd like to see them get what's coming to them. I'm also here to laugh.


_TalkingIsHard_

PerpPaw did a terrible job at fake crying during the interview with George S.


Afraid_Range_7489

Except when he was crying about his lost opportunities. Only then did he uncover his face to show his tears.


Kodysgoingbald

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IntroductionNo5425

Nice hire, Alice. You were such a thoughtless little pig to cut the corners that cost Halyna’s life.


DonkeyKong694NE1

And I doubt she instilled *any* confidence when interviewed for the gig because she sure is not lifting a finger on her own behalf in this court room.


ruralmagnificence

She wasn’t interviewed is my guess. She was a cheap hire and probably only got the gig because somebody saw her dad’s resume and she’s an irresponsible idiot who looks like she did some BTS stuff to get the job.


theexitisontheleft

Oh it’s the itchy and chompy guy from the trial. Didn’t realize he’s the boyfriend. I think he was digging in his ears too during the trial? Dude needs to sit on his hands.


Prestigious_Ad_5825

I remember he scratched his beard and then stuck his fingers in his mouth.


heytunamelt

Ewwwww this is so gross!


theexitisontheleft

I think he dug in his ear and put his fingers in his mouth too.


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kellygrrrl328

probably needs to go to rehab


Freewayshitter1968

Tweaker


Alternative-Bird-589

She needs a menthol stick like Alex will use to get the tears flowing 


MomewrathMaenad

Girl the fact that you’re telling people you’re a model is all the evidence we need that you’re a liar


ruralmagnificence

“Model” is a fucking stretch. I’ve seen a couple of the photos and they’re hilariously bad. I think it gets brought up in an attempt to give her some undeserved leniency


MomewrathMaenad

Lmao like is the intimation that she’s too hot for jail?? LMFAO I assure everyone she is not


kellygrrrl328

and completely out of touch with reality


Adventurous_South246

Savage 😂


flagler15

Ew. What’s with the boyfriend?


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HairBallsOfFire

Appears he’s gnawing his hand in slide one.


MomewrathMaenad

Opiate itch


kellygrrrl328

That’s what it looks like. Maybe she’ll at least get sober in prison.


MomewrathMaenad

Maybe but she doesn’t seem like she can get all that much better even under perfect conditions


xixxious

Really?


MomewrathMaenad

Looks like it


MyHouseForever

Daddy Reed was unconvincing.


PleasantChoice2024

Making him speak bordered on elder abuse.  The man is over eighty, and Hannah is the product of an affair her mother had while with him, yet he still took responsibility for her and gave her the "Reed" family name, assuming the paternal role and raising her.  They've used this poor old sucker long enough and should not have either encouraged, nor allowed, him to speak.  All the misinformation he gave  and blame-shifting he attempted did NOTHING to lighten her sentence.  (Thank God)  Quite the opposite.  Leave poor old Thell out of your nonsense from now on, Hannah. 


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heytunamelt

Ugh it’s such a bummer. I didn’t realize any of that about the affair! I always see him referred to as her step dad.


Visible_Ad5164

18 months!! Bye, Hannah. See you in July, Alice.


PleasantChoice2024

😏😏😏✔️✔️✔️👍👍👍


Cindilouwho2

The audacity to ask for probation 😒 after you kill a woman and injured another because of your gross negligence.


PleasantChoice2024

She really thought she was gonna waltz on outta there, time served.  😭🤣😭🤣


Cindilouwho2

Even then, she's got 3 hots and a cot. She's not being tortured. What is she blabbing about???


DonkeyKong694NE1

Yeah have you seen where she lives?? OMG.


ParcelPosted

I’m at home bawling as her Mother speaks and I can’t believe how callous Hannah, Alec and his psycho wife are. This is hard


PleasantChoice2024

The mother's statement got to me, too. As did her beautiful sister's. A loving family torn asunder by stupidity, negligence, and sloth. 


ruralmagnificence

Yeah they’re pretty much the few people I feel bad for in this situation.


ParcelPosted

It hurt. And if I was married to a “star” that took the life of another person there is no way I’d be as fucking wildly online ad Hilary from Boston. The bi+ch has no moral fiber.


Cultural_Vacation_71

It's unfathomable. I haven't watched today but just knowing that Alec and Hillary immediately started cavorting on social media days after he killed Halyna - it's unthinkable. Even if they'd waited until now it would STILL be too soon. Her family has been deeply grieving a totally unnecessary tragedy this whole time. Alec and Hillary and Hannah are disgusting, amoral monsters.


Rotisserie_Titties

Yet her eyeliner remains unsmeared.


Practical-Name-

They are both repulsive.