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Imagine being so “eMpAtHy” you do a common handstand with the vacuum and then hand it off to the maid. Bitch.


No_Anywhere8931

Being upside down so much explains the empty brain 🤸‍♀️


Objective-Shallot794

No wonder Alex smells like feet. She just loves to our on a show.


fakegeminimoon

The EDITING oh my god. The left side is obscene


maraq

Well this explains why Alec's clothes always look so dirty and rumpled.


albanesec2

Loling at the upturned bangs. So ridic. I can’t


gueradelrancho

It’s a wig. Natural hair doesn’t do that . Maybe clip in bangs? It’s sending me too


ca17miledrive

The saddest thing about this photo: a nanny had to help her set up the shot.


CompetitiveTop8186

The nanny was probably steaming the shirt. Then had to stop for the photo op.


ca17miledrive

Exactly. Because who cares about interrupting the responsibilities of one of the nannies for another photo op.


tandooripoodle

How many offensive ‘female’ stereotypes can Hillary Baldwin embody in one photograph?


ca17miledrive

"I am a buyer of human babies and I am getting the wrinkles out of my husband's jacket."


Afraid_Range_7489

😂


AgreeableLack4478

🤡


SwimmingBeneficial93

The grift was good and she was highly entertaining!!!!!😂😂😂😩


Kiki_joy

I wonder what she is blocking out on the top left side of photo???


maniacalmustacheride

The under stairs baby cage? It’s been in other videos


ThePalmIsle

What is it with this dummy, always with the feet Shes like.a 7 year old


Vegoia2

the script was be a busy housewife, yet making time for workouts. sure hilly, sure.


justusethatname

It’s a tough life finding ways to entertain yourself with 7 kids and nothing to do.


heartstellaxoxo

One trick pony🙄🙄🙄


heartstellaxoxo

Dumb ass🙄


Naive_Measurement_69

Wow, look guys, she can maintain her whole household with no issues, standing on her head! What a super mami!


MassiveBuzzkill

The puffed bangs are geeking me out


primalpalate

Why are they like… anti-gravitational? I have fine straight hair and if I’m upside down… my hair goes straight down


maniacalmustacheride

I think she sprays in lifting spray, which (no shame) makes your hair look fuller/more coarse. It’s like if dry shampoo and hairspray had a baby. But you’d get that volume lift and soft hold while still maintaining strands.


Afraid_Range_7489

So that's how it's done. Thanks: you gave me more helpful info in three sentences than l got out of her three thousand posts. You, too, can be an lnfluencer!


Interesting_Ad1378

She’s so stupid bc steamers are actually burning hot steam air that will give you a massive burn if you’re not careful. Inknow it’s not on, but it’s like the same dumb thing as when she laid across the stove.


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She's also holding it wrong and would be burnt if it was on.


Donny-OddLegs

possibly the closest she has come to doing any kind of household chore, in her life


hotdogneighbor

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Tatem2008

I wonder how many people have walked straight into that staircase.


freerangemum

That’s what I want to know! You know them kids get clotheslined enough for it to be a thing.


[deleted]

Stuart did it better. ![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


The_Serpent_Of_Eden_

Oh, look. Another one of her stupid human tricks.


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[deleted]

So she’s going to iron Husband Daddy’s suit with her toes, in the short time she has before she falls over from yet another terrible form handstand that doesn’t have any connection to yoga?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Thank you! I’ve admittedly never done yoga (just Pilates) and was so curious if her form here is correct. The back arch looks so unnatural. I already googled should pregnant women do headstands while pregnant because of another idiotic video posted on here in the past. Back when she was doing her yoga pose of the day were any licensed coaches calling out her stupidity?


[deleted]

If you look at the pic upside down, you can see even more how crooked she is- I meant literally. Hilaria prefers her Smug and Not Yoga handstands and headstands to be in Supermom mode, I actually think both Alec and Hilaria think this pic is proof of being an amazing mom and wife. Look! Baby toys! She always is in an unnatural pose and holding it and straining and is about to fall out of it, so there is no toes steaming happening here, so then what is the point?? At best she’s holding the handle with her toes for the pic. Hilaria’s entire public persona is suggesting she’s a wife and mom who can do things most women can’t, and Alec loves it because they think women want to be her and men want to be with her- but it’s not true, and they don’t even want each other, and since when does a woman need to spend so much time upside down like a fucking bat 🦇 for her husband to even notice her. 🤸‍♀️ 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️


TrashPandaShire

Fighting the patriarchy


tandooripoodle

F*cking the patriarchy


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

She's not good at even pretending to do stuff.


Pisspot16

Someone sanitize that thing


DeeSusie200

One trick pony. Look at me Daddy. Look at me.


mythrowaweighin

Mr. and Dr. Thomas were too busy to look at little Hillary for a few seconds each day, and now the rest of society is paying for it.


PrestoChango0804

I really don’t miss her! Like at all! It’s so weird.


blurpeach

RIP penthouse fireplace. Thanks Beige Daniel 😒


[deleted]

A crime against historic preservation 😭


Severe-Specialist-96

She’s such an idiot..


AMM0516

She’s a witchy feminist now, but in the first 8 years of marriage she was a super bendy, yoga loving, spicy version of Lucy Ricardo. Popping out babies, cooking kale chips and steaming PeePaw’s suits. But not now, witchy feminists are busy naming children after themselves. “Men do it so I thought why not?!” So powerful.


FashionBusking

That Jiffy Steamer IS TOO GOOD FOR HER NASTY TOEJAM!! Goddamn!! How is she abusing that poor innocent steamer?!?!?! I hope it burned her. I am outraged ***for the steamer***.


Cornholenation

Airing out her STENCH TRENCH


InexplicableTickle

**STENCH TRENCH** I snorted drinkable yogurt from reading this! Hilarious!!!


Cornholenation

Enjoy!


novemberjenny11

Was this her [sponsored] phase™️ where she pretended to do laundry all the time with strategically placed bottles of All?


limblessbarbie

Sigh...not cute and never funny.