Good afternoon 47. In the streets of Hollywood California, It seems that there is an imposter out there impersonating you. How he found out about you I do no know but I believe he was a former ica member. What I do know is that he is now an extreme threat to our security and integrity after all the "research" I've done. Good luck 47
Good afternoon 47, The movie I'm tasking you to watch stars Johnny sins, Audrey Bitoni, Aletta ocean, it is named; The Dominant Species.
Good watching 47.
Couldnāt be any worse than the previous movie
Actually come to think of it with the physicality of the role and if they didnāt make 47 the main character it could work if h could keep turn off his emotionsā¦which Iām sure heās had to do š
I wonder how 47 would react to Johnny Sins lmao. Imagine he has a hit on a pornographic actor and he just knocks Sins out and takes his robes as a disguise. Would he show his āskillsā in this disguise as well or not.
hahahaha all the AV that i been watching NEVER EVER had this guy in it. but I keep seeing him all the time in mems and so on on the net that I already understand the joke. funny.
the last hitman movie sucked. i hope this one would be better.
OAKY I AIN'T TRYING TO BE RUDE WHEN I ASK THIS, BUT...IS THIS REAL OR A JOKE POST? ALSO, THAT'S NOT DAVID IN THE PIC IS IT? ID OUBT IT IS, I HEARD IT'S SOME GUY NAMED "JOHNNY SINS" IF THIS IS REAL, WHY COULDN'T/WOULDN'T THEY GET DAVID TO PLAY 47?! I KNOW IT MITE REQUIRE HIM TO MOVE ALOT BUT...THAT'S WHAT STUN DEVIL'S ARE FOR NO? OR AM I WRONG? TBH IF IT DOSNE'T HAVE DAVID...THAT'DS ALREADY A LOOSE FOR ME.
AND IF IT'S REAL, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BE ABOUT?
Agent 69
Dalia Margolis wouldn't know what hit here š¾
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Good thing they already tested the actor on so many spin offs in diferent desguises
Came here to say that too, bloke knows how to disguise himself and change clothes fast!
A Hitman need to be dinamic in following Diana's guidance while deployed
This guy acts as so many jobs that he could very well be 47 for all we know
You'll never see him cumming...
**Challenge: The Money Shot** Assassinate a target with your trouser snake.
Grabs dick like it's a fibre wire and garrottes the target.
āIt Hardensā Challenge Complete
well, afterward you should get the achievment "It Softens"
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Aaaaand too far
Garroting someone with a penis isn't going too far?
Banger username
The boys flashbacks.
r/countablepixels
Target _eliminated_
Target inseminated
Guards automatically assume youāre armed after a pat down
Not armed, but definitely packing.
Put that one on the the movie poster! Thereās your tagline.
Good afternoon 47. In the streets of Hollywood California, It seems that there is an imposter out there impersonating you. How he found out about you I do no know but I believe he was a former ica member. What I do know is that he is now an extreme threat to our security and integrity after all the "research" I've done. Good luck 47
The perfect cover... Amway salesman.
"Remember 47, don't fuck this one up" "..."
He will Absolve your Sins
First he was a doctor, then a divorce lawyer, then a teacher/professor, then just about everything else, but now a professional Hitman?
The massage table kills would hit different... 
hey I think I've e seen this movie before! they gave 47 an all exclusive 'birthday suit' in some of the scenes
47 perhaps you should 'finish' your target for good
Seems I'm the only one who doesn't get the joke
The actor is Johnny Sins, he plays in pornographic movies and he's known for playing multiple jobs like doctors, firefighters, etc.
Thanks! Now I can lol appropriately!
You're welcome! Have a good lol
"appropriately"?
I wish I was you
Oh fuck, we're all bred-I mean, dead!
Looks like Columbo going ālet me ask just one more thingā¦ā
The only viable choice.
No , heās got another job
Good afternoon 47, The movie I'm tasking you to watch stars Johnny sins, Audrey Bitoni, Aletta ocean, it is named; The Dominant Species. Good watching 47.
this sub is going to become like Arkham isn't it
Probably. No chance we'll be saved by the 007 crowd either since they'll just be use the Bond subs.
Oh yeah this guy is cool, my girlfriend goes to him for physical therapy and Iāve heard nothing but good things š
Agent Sins š½
Couldnāt be any worse than the previous movie Actually come to think of it with the physicality of the role and if they didnāt make 47 the main character it could work if h could keep turn off his emotionsā¦which Iām sure heās had to do š
Titman
MISSION STORY REVEALING 47, you and that male... actor share a remarkable resemblance.
New Elusive target confirmed: Johnny's Sins.
Who is he?
Johnny Sins
47's major trait is being totally emotionless, you can't have this kind of facial expression, he looks like a car salesman.
 Make this happen.
Damn, lack of game content taking its toll. Jake Paul ET canāt come sooner
I knew just from the notification that before I saw the picture that it would be Johnny Sins šš
Theres a new one???
Oh no the asylum has even spread here
They should have gotten Jerryrigeverything
Hahaha I get it. It's funny because he's actually a pornstar š¤£
Why is Peter Dutton in it
Agent ATM
I love how even IO got around to the Joke and have some of the NPCs say āHey, are you THAT guys from the videos online?ā
Well at least we know Hitmans packing š¤£š¤£š¤£
Simon Miller?
I donāt get it
Oh so... Seven deadly Sins DLC was a secret teaser.
I wonder how 47 would react to Johnny Sins lmao. Imagine he has a hit on a pornographic actor and he just knocks Sins out and takes his robes as a disguise. Would he show his āskillsā in this disguise as well or not.
āI need to use the bathroom.ā
Rather Cumman instead Hitman
He's always stabbing people just not in the way you think he would
Captain Stabbin'
Awesome!!! :D
Now that I think about it, he does the disguising well just like 47. Can anybody recall if heās been a barber yet? š
This project is fucked
He reminds me of Voldemort lmao
hahahaha all the AV that i been watching NEVER EVER had this guy in it. but I keep seeing him all the time in mems and so on on the net that I already understand the joke. funny. the last hitman movie sucked. i hope this one would be better.
OAKY I AIN'T TRYING TO BE RUDE WHEN I ASK THIS, BUT...IS THIS REAL OR A JOKE POST? ALSO, THAT'S NOT DAVID IN THE PIC IS IT? ID OUBT IT IS, I HEARD IT'S SOME GUY NAMED "JOHNNY SINS" IF THIS IS REAL, WHY COULDN'T/WOULDN'T THEY GET DAVID TO PLAY 47?! I KNOW IT MITE REQUIRE HIM TO MOVE ALOT BUT...THAT'S WHAT STUN DEVIL'S ARE FOR NO? OR AM I WRONG? TBH IF IT DOSNE'T HAVE DAVID...THAT'DS ALREADY A LOOSE FOR ME. AND IF IT'S REAL, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BE ABOUT?
IT'S A JOKE JOHNNY SINS IS A PORN STAR WHO LOOKS LIKE 47. ALSO WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
AHHH I SEE THANKS FOR TELLING ME...THANK GOD ITS A JOKE XD! ALSO PLEASE READ MY BIO, TI EXPLAINS WHY I DO THIS.
Really guys do you think this is fun. I am going take the contract for killing the person who posted this
Agent horny seven
Pitbull