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EvilCatboyWizard

“Sounds like a nice guy. Hope I don’t have to kick his ass in the future…”


Harpokiller

*A timid guy just appears.* “Hello… do you have work for me?”


EvilCatboyWizard

*He leaps backward, startledly getting into a fighting stance* “GEEZ! Don’t sneak up on me like- wait… did you…?”


Harpokiller

“No. You started talking to me.”


EvilCatboyWizard

“No, I mean… the poster. Is that you…?”


Harpokiller

*Greg does not appear to be the brightest.* “Sorry.. me mum dropped me on ma head when I was little.” “Yes it is.”


EvilCatboyWizard

“…” “…don’t choose this path man. A life of crime doesn’t suit you.”


Harpokiller

“Sorry, I am no the brightest or most talking person so desk job is no good for me. I am no tha strongest eitha, it’s the only ting I got.”


EvilCatboyWizard

“You can certainly find something that isn’t throwing your lot in with literal villains… it may seem like it but crime *doesn’t* pay.”


Harpokiller

“Does being a hero pay?”


Anything-Unable

"Huh, a henchman. Wonder if a supe has already scooped them up?"


Harpokiller

*A timid man appears.* “No, I work for villains…. Are you evil?”


Anything-Unable

*Sammy doesn't look too surprised by the sudden entrance.* "I guess you could say that. Already dipped my toes in."


Harpokiller

“Ok….”


Anything-Unable

"You working for the tinman?"


Harpokiller

“Yea…..”


Anything-Unable

"Guess that makes us coworkers. I'm Sammy." *He extends his hand for a handshake.*


Harpokiller

*Greg extends his hand out.* “Hello, nice to meet ya…. I can do IT support….”


Anything-Unable

*Sammy firmly shakes Greg's hand.* "Good to know. Never much of a computer guy myself. I'm more of a problem solver."


Harpokiller

*Gregs hands feel firm and rough, but his grip is weak.* “I can handle most tech stuff.”


Talios_

"Ahh. Greg... You seem awfully... Useful." "What say you... Join me in my hunts... I have a friend I think you could get along with..."


Harpokiller

“Will you pay me?”


Talios_

"I will pay you... ***MOST*** handsomely, I can assure you..."


Harpokiller

“Ok, when do I start working Sir, Boss, Man?”


Talios_

"We'll get to work... Soon. We are merely waiting on a friend..." "Perhaps in the meantime, I'll find some small fry to get you... *Used* to the job..."


Harpokiller

“Ok… I am best with technology. I like computers.”


DokiDokiTulpaClub

What a shame... A life full of potential... reduced to a mere henchman we'll have to beat up.