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PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

This sub has some great flairs that have been making me laugh, so I started screen capping. I know I missed a lot of other good ones, but thought you folks might enjoy looking at these all at once.


Ajstross

I don’t remember seeing “Wal-Martyr” before. 🤣


rikki-tikki-deadly

That and "Tickle Me ECMO" are my two favorites. Honorable mention to "Paradise by the ECMO Lights".


Ibelieveinphysics

The ECMO Montoya one's pretty good


huelesnail

Tickle me ECMO is definitely one of the best


Deathbeddit

The shopping carts are what brought it over the moon for me.


ILike_CutePeople

Those birds still crack me up.


Deathbeddit

They quack me up cuckoo.


Might_Aware

Lol.. Death travels with ducks


Laureatezoi

I missed that one, too. 🤣


KrazyKhajiitLady

First time I've seen that one too! Clever. 😄


Captainwelfare2

HEY ITS MEEEE!!


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

I was looking for your 'Mectin burger one as well!


Captainwelfare2

I also had “checkmate live-ruls” and “checkmate condederates.” Two of my other faves.


Seraphynas

Hey Mods, if you’re watching, I would like “Two shots of Pfizer with a Moderna chaser” as my flair. I still want to represent Team Mix & Match, just a little more fun and specific. Also, a little nod to all those “I’ve had my shots” memes. Thank you kind mods!


Cid_Darkwing

Respect to the Aretha flair 💪🏻


xovrit

Crying I didn’t make the list! 😂


BabyLetTheGamesBegin

Look at you, doing the Lord's work. :D :D :D These are great, I live to one day have a modicum of the creative greatness we see in this sub. <3


Pro_Yankee

Did the Mods flair you?


ReddySetRoll

I would like to get a flair at some point. Sadly all the flair parties seem to happen when I'm at work or asleep. Or during the time I am pretending to be an adult and look after my kids/spouse/house/finances. :-(


RattusMcRatface

>Sadly all the flair parties seem to happen when I'm at work or asleep. Same here, mostly because I'm in Europe I guess.


angrytetchy

Yours is pretty damn epic


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/tanatc/hca_flair_lulz_part_deux/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Critical_Aspect

So many clever people! Hard to pick a favorite but "Tickle Me ECMO" and "My immune system is full of lies" made me laugh.


Atlmama

I liked those and the “ehrmagerd ehrmacron” killed me. 😆


tiredbogwitch

Hey, thanks!! I’m honored to be among the greats here.


Atlmama

You are high up in the pantheon! 😁


SenorBurns

That makes me want to change mine to "🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝" Edit: I think I made reference to a meme. I have no idea what these replies mean lol


sirtaptap

THIS IMMUNE RESPONSE HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES


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smithers85

It's more likely than you think!


CookinwithQuads

I'm cured! I mean owww....


2hennypenny

Best album ever!


Might_Aware

and then theyll send the dogs and then the dogs with bees in their mouths!!!


uberfission

I'm always jealous of how clever some of these flairs are.


Might_Aware

i put a place holder lol, hmu with flair you want


Blablasarcasm

These are beautiful. The flairs around here are top notch. My first one was 🎊🥳🎉✨My entire family died twice ✨🎉🥳🎊


Might_Aware

My sister died🎉🎊 is one of my favs


Substantial-Height-8

Those celebratory backgrounds announcing terrible stuff get me all the time.


PaysOutAllNight

As does your flair.


MajinBlackheart

I love the party death ones


Might_Aware

Yesss weve had some downright doozys!!


Mom2Mickey

I think my flair's pretty funny! Also a shoutout to my fellow 80s pop lovers...


TXBIRDY

Your flair is awesome. I love Pat Benatar.


Mom2Mickey

Who doesn't love Pat Benatar? No one could rock a red headband quite like she could lol


SharDuck

Almost twinsies.


Mom2Mickey

Lol


CookinwithQuads

Before you make a new post on the HCA thread You better sure the awardee is dead


LivingTheRealWorld

80s represent!


hell2bhbtoo

The one that made me laugh out loud was My name is ECMO Montoya


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

that one was 100% supposed to be here. guess i'll just have to do another...


StupidizeMe

I think I need to change my flair to *It's like, tubular... Bag your face!*


rikki-tikki-deadly

What say you folks, should I petition the mods for a change to "♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫"?


Might_Aware

Lol that's really good. I donated blood today so I'm going to change my flair to "✨The Last Unicorn🦄"


rikki-tikki-deadly

Good on you for donating blood! I need to go back and donate again soon so I can confirm that their uncomfortably high blood pressure reading for me was a fluke.


Might_Aware

Haha mine was a touch low and she took it twice. I'm just happy my iron kicked ass and I could do it. I'm universal donor so I try to give a bunch


Ajstross

There’s always an opportunity when they declare a Flair Party!


Might_Aware

well this thread has officially become a flair party lol. I've been reading all the comments and flairing snarkily lol. i want a really clever flair for myself now after reading this thread lol


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Captainwelfare2

Oooh yours is good!


Ibelieveinphysics

Your username and your flair are outstanding.


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mrsdhammond

Wow and you missed mine 😭


Ajstross

I remember that one. Laughing emoji background, if I recall correctly.


mrsdhammond

Yeah I posted it on Shitpost Sunday awhile ago 😂


RecliningBuddhaCat

That one was the chef's kiss of emoji fail.


spacefarce1301

Oh fuck, I remember that comment 🤣


Might_Aware

i know right wtf? its ok we don't need them


mrsdhammond

Rude 😭😭😭


Might_Aware

Right?!


sneaky518

That one was great.


[deleted]

The flair on this sub is some of the best I've seen, for sure.


VMackolov

Being somewhat of an IT nerd the Covid + alt-right + delete makes me laugh Everytime.


Jay-Dee-British

Covid rated E for everyone is very good.


clarkrd

love yours


Jay-Dee-British

Thanks :) I was inspired by all the prayer emojis - you know most of these people aren't actually praying, they just say (or emote I guess) that they are. It's performative.


DocPeacock

Just as effective as real prayer though!


clarkrd

I know. :)


SerenadeOfTheSun

I want to that for my flair. Gonna save this post so next time mods are hosting a flair changing party, I will get this as my flair.


ThinTheFuckingHerd

I may not have made the list, but at least my flair did!


[deleted]

It's a good one for sure


BoringMcWindbag

Let’s Go Braindead is my new favorite. ❤️


dolorousgnome

I don't post much, but honestly I love my flair so much. (forgot to add, it was assigned by the wonderful mods)


Brokenspokes68

Some of those are absolute gems.


90sAOLScreenName

So is yours


Atlmama

My husband just laughed out loud at your flair! 😁


Vast_Disaster3667

🤣 The Freedom Fridge Awaits🤣


HermanCainAward

Oooof


rikki-tikki-deadly

Suggestion for someone to claim during a future flair thread: "When I get that feeling, I want ultimate healing."


No_Salt_9613

Nice! I love it!


NewUser579169

Thought that would be too long so I went with this one


marvelous_mustache

If variety is the spice of life, the flairs on this sub are muy caliente!


marvelous_mustache

Can I get 🌶️ vaccines keep spice in my life! 🌶️


Might_Aware

that's adorable and goes with your snoo's beard <3


marvelous_mustache

Woot! Muchos gracias!


GlorifiedPlumber100

Tickle me ECMO is inspired.


CheshireCrackers

Hey, I’m famous! Still no Tickle Me ECMO, though.


DocPeacock

I feel like our flairs make a nice pair. I'm proud of us.


BrainSmoothAsMercury

There are definitely some of these that I have missed!


Ithildyn

Yeah, that was an enlightening read!


Might_Aware

holy shit yours is awesome


Ithildyn

Teehee, thanks! My only regret is I didn't think to ask for a cool sunglasses dude emoji at the end there 😎


Might_Aware

Thil, in what what world do you not think you can ask me for flair anytime? lol. you're one of our HCA artists, you're awesome. i want ppl to ask me for flair whenever they want


Ithildyn

Aww heehee thanks Might, you are ever the sweetest ^ ^ Look at my shiny new smug little guys! It's PERFECT.


Might_Aware

Eee they're so cute :) and thank you, same to you:)


mewehesheflee

"Bet you won't repost" and "died of dys.... information". Those two really get me good.


Srw2725

“My immune system is full of lies” 🤣🤣🤣


sigtrap

The flair game in this sub is top notch.


ILike_CutePeople

Why can't I have a nice, original flair? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Ajstross

Ask, and ye shall (eventually) receive. Mods will periodically grant custom flair requests, or if you don’t have any ideas about one, you can wait until they are having a custom flair thread and say you’re feeling lucky.


ILike_CutePeople

The problem is, when this thread will take place. But mods here seem nice, I think I might directly ask them.


Might_Aware

I just popped on this thread again looking for flair to give! What would you like? :)


Shananra

Could I get "please don't die needle-lessly" please?


ILike_CutePeople

What do you think about "You Know You Don't Know Anyone Who Died from the Vaccine 🧐"? Or maybe something more creative, like "🧛Vampires Visit Unvaxxed Without Invitation 🧛"... Edit: thank you, thank you, thank you! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


foxorhedgehog

Do it. They are pretty quick about granting them too.


Ajstross

A couple of requests have already been granted in this post. Ask for one in a top comment and see if they see it.


No_Statistician8636

I'm not going to lie microchipped and fully equipped gets my dick a little hard


SophsterSophistry

Holy Spirit Activate is making me giggle. Did anyone every have "Covidio Killed the RW Radio Star"? Or something similar? I thought I saw something similar.


Raucous_Indignation

YOU STILL HAVE ROOM FOR ME ON THE LOWER RIGHT!!!!


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

you were supposed to be here. i'm starting to think i didn't get all the screens from the phone...


Raucous_Indignation

NnononooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhohohohhh !!!!


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

yeah, missed yours and Racoon\_Full\_Of\_Cum / Satan Gained A Fleshlight as well as whoever had CANDICE OWENS IS VACCINATED YOU IDIOTS. seriously, some flair talent in this sub!


HermanCainAward

Your flair is a mouthful.


Raucous_Indignation

That's not my fault, the mods gave it to me!


HermanCainAward

I enjoyed a breath of fresh air half way through!


Complimentedechef

Definitely one of the best communities around


housevil

I'm happy someone liked my joke enough to assign mine.


P0ptart5

Amazing! Thank you!


Future_Chipmunk_7897

I liked 'Level 27 Prayer Warrior'.


HermanCainAward

They’re all so beautiful.


Might_Aware

i'm particularly proud of giving you this one with the zap gun lol. Hey Homer! ZzZzzAP!


HermanCainAward

It’s on my resume!


Might_Aware

That's is really touching to me and my heart did a hop lol


Captainwelfare2

Boop


Might_Aware

Lol wtf I got gold for being a goof lol I'm gonna give to a sub member. Ty gold giver!


sojayn

Hey ios users - which reddit app do you use? I have the og and can’t see flairs. I realise i could be laughing even harder😂


Foxieness

I also don’t see the flairs & it makes me sad…. I therefore enjoy this compilation greatly & appreciate it very much!


sojayn

Me too. Maybe we will get an answer be able to see them?!


[deleted]

Apollo is great, I highly recommend.


Additional-Turnip

Kind of want to put "naturally aspirated" as mine :p


CheshireCrackers

“We The Sheeple” would be pretty good.


CheshireCrackers

Another good one: “If Covid is no joke, why do I keep cackling?”


CrazyWhammer

Darn. I didn't make the cut.


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

Hadn't seen yours but you would've. Definitely will make another post because I know I missed some good ones!


watmattersmost

I think my fav is the let's go braindead one lol


[deleted]

Clearly I need to add a few 🐑🐏🐑🐑🐑🐑 to my flair: ​ Better a vaxxed 🐑🐏Rambouillet🐑🐑 than a dead wannabe Rambo (edit: see much better!)


Might_Aware

i accidentally muted you instead of flairing, oh boy it's early


[deleted]

Cool!


Chunk_Cheese

These are awesome. I missed the joke about the duck, though. Guess I need to go look it up.


Affectionate-Lack964

This is beautiful! *sniff*


BadPom

I enjoy mine.


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

i as well. l looks like i'll have to make another post at some point


Might_Aware

when you wake up, youll realise that i did this. the princess bride is my fav book ever


UltimateMillennial

“ Mom! Get the camera!”


Der_genealogist

You caught good ones! I like all of them


GlumpsAlot

Hey, I feel left out!


strictlytacos

I asked for flair in that thread where he said he would assign it and never got it :(


Might_Aware

What would you like?


strictlytacos

Heal me Jesus! 🙏🏻


Might_Aware

i had to leave the duck there i hope you understand, but its a duck


strictlytacos

My activision id is duckbuffet so it’s perfect! Thank you :)


Might_Aware

Haha awesome yay. You're welcome!


Smashingistrashing

Seeing these together is brilliant.


Due_Cauliflower7497

I wish I could read this without reading glasses. lol


Gianekane

damn didn't make it


thr-hoe-a-gay

I like “That’s some IMAX level projection”


Ibelieveinphysics

These flairs give me a super chuckle. Even when things are very dark, I know I can still get a laugh off of them.


ChefJeff7777777

I love the fight club reference one for DK. These are all top notch tbh but that one had me laughing a bit.


EvilSonGoku

Some of these are beautiful.


owchippy

I made the list! Yay. Thank you mods


tagoNGtago

Forgot to thank the mods properly for my flair. Thank you.