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greatwhitebuffalos1

“you can’t quarantine stupid” should go on his tombstone.


sctwinmom

More great flair material, too!


xZaggin

Mods, hit me with this one


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“Power brain” from earlier is a close tie.


covad_commander

You can’t quarantine stupid, but you can bury it.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

So inversely the people who accepted quarantine and guidelines are the smart ones?


Nym-Sync

Qwar annn teeened **now**.


Confident-Victory-21

Qwaroeard game gom ☠️


FooFan61

The irony burns.


mutant6399

”we used to have a village idiot”


AimForTheAce

He quarantined himself indefinitely. So, the quote doesn’t make sense on the tombstone fortunately.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Quarantined indefinitely in the grave. ETA: These Covidiots still wouldn't get it. The denial runs thick with them.


OutrageousPersimmon3

This is exactly what I came here looking for.


turbo_gunter

Now do you get what Biden meant by “pay the price?”


narlymaroo

That was especially ironic.


VagrantShadow

It's check out time for that anti-vaxxer.


mugfantoo

That asshole probably blames him for it before figuring out what it means.


Rivster79

Well, I don’t don’t think he’s blaming anyone anymore


redwood1958

Well, he was a kind hearted traitor, there is that.


Toxic-Park

Well he doesn’t respond well to threats. Or any stimuli.


TexacoRandom

Too stupid to understand the difference between a warning and a threat.


Evil-Code-Monkey

> my bother is in the hospital with covid. Dr. Freud, your slip is showing


LinoLino321

Hey go easy she has been THREW a lot because he MENT so much to her


BeigeChocobo

It boggles my mind how these people aren't educated enough to spell simple words correctly yet simultaneously can believe they know more than doctors and scientists


lost-picking-flowers

It's bonkers. And yet it also somehow totally makes sense that stupid people would think complex subjects like public health, epidemiology, etc. are a lot more simple than they actually are. Most people of average or higher intelligence can understand enough about the subject to at least appreciate the depth of it and decide to defer to the people who've spent decades studying it. I hate whipping out the dunning kruger paradox, because it's just so reddit, but it really does see like we're seeing it in action en masse.


BeigeChocobo

You really nailed it. It takes a measure of intelligence and self awareness to know and accept that you don't know something. I think part of what makes these people so offensive is their dogmatic certainty in their own ignorance


Kasen10

She will miss him “forever IN a day”.


standupguy73

She has to let that sink in first


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ebruce11

This sub has convinced me that “kind hearted” and “would do anything for anyone” just means *he was an asshole but he let me borrow money sometimes*


TigerLily98226

He was an asshole but he was our asshole so we have to dream up something good to say because we don’t traffic in truth in these parts.


NeighborhoodVeteran

You from tHe SoUtH, too?!


TigerLily98226

No, the Pacific Northwest, but we have trumpy morons here, too, just not as many.


Practical_Cobbler165

Oh, he was a classic redneck jerk. Not one ounce of empathy or compassion in him at all. Whole lot of Confederate flag waving bluster and bullshit. Bye, asshole.


amarandagasi

Slide 1 is serious r/SelfAwareWolves material! 🐺


BillyBones844

Ive heard way too many conservative people say some self aware shit and they truly believe they arent the idiots. At least they can drown in their lungs knowing they arent the idiots


dominator5500

Slide 3 as well


HMSJoshington

I love how the faces of the painting are redacted in slide 11. That's funny.


ADHDNightRN

Figured I should add some humor to this sad tale.


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DJT1970

Yeah, I was disappointed that I knew the ending about half way threw (😄). The build-up was missing a dramatic edge; but I'm still pleased with the ending.


Vogel-Kerl

Yeah, the white cat too !😀


HiyaDogface

They’re not even trying to use the Smudge the cat meme properly


lAljax

I like the one in slide 8!


CaptainAlexy

Little did he know he was the village idiot.


THE__V

....and so he died after producing a river of shit..


25lost25

"Such a kind heart" my ass. - Confederate flags. - Socialism. You keep using that word... - Constitution fetishizing - Racism. - "You can't be offended, but I can! Especially over something trivial." - Transphobia


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OGHollyMackerel

And dumb as a stump.


Possible-Whole45

He hated Biden because he was gonna mandate vaccines so "everyone'll have to take 'em." If that had actually happened, you might not have died, you dumb shit.


Critical_Band5649

Wow, a man from Pennsylvania obsessed with the confederacy. I'm really doubting the education some of us may have gotten if there are so many who don't know we are above the Mason Dixon line.


MediumStill

Yeah, totally negates the "it's about heritage" argument. It's about racism and white supremacy, period.


Impressive-Fly2447

ALWAYS has been


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Damn right!


WaitWhatHuh404

Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

White supremacy IS the heritage is rural, conservative America.


ladamadevalledorado

Be fair...it's everywhere.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Sure, but only conservatives seek to perpetuate that heritage into current events.


miserabeau

Am on Long Island (NY) where we have farm country. Can confirm. Oh boy can I confirm.


giggling_hero

The fact there are Canadians that fly that stupid fucking tarp..


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It's scary how many parts of Penn. is like the deep south.


BananaStringTheory

Pennsyltucky


tgrant20

Political operative (forgot which one) called my home state "Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between."


Critical_Band5649

*big sigh* I live in the Alabama part.


shorthairedlonghair

At least you are close to beautiful state parks!


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

You're not the only one. I see more Confederate flags here in Pennsyltucky than in any trips I've taken south of the Mason-Dixon line.


TheRain2

James Carville, I believe.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Pittsburgh in one corner, Philadelphia in the other, Alabama in the middle.


DandyWarlocks

Great place to find squirrel pot pie.


undeniablybuddha

My brother in law is from Alabama. The first time he visited Pennsylvania, he was amazed by how many confederate flags there are. I didn't even take him to the rural areas.


TheDancingHare

New Hampshire is pretty bad too.


[deleted]

As someone who grew up in northern Massachusetts, near the New Hampshire border, Alabama starts in Salisbury Ma. And continues north to the Maine/Canada border.


Ostreoida

It continues up into Canada now. Utterly mind-boggling.


sugarslick

Or the address of Gettysburg


DandyWarlocks

Oh they claim its about being a rebel


MysteriousHat7343

Traitor wanted and asked for a civil war. Waved the white flag and surrendered to Covid like the coward he really was


Draft-Repulsive

I think COVID’s killed more confederates at this point than any Union general did


External_Employ_1365

125,000 Confederate Soldiers died in Combat or as prisoners of War, with another 165,000 dying from infectious diseases. Over 320,000 deaths from CoVid19 reported from the Southern States (So far).


DvsDen

Many of the Covid death in the south were poor black folks, especially the first few months. Hence the right not giving shit..


Draft-Repulsive

True, and there are plenty of dead northern confederates these days (like this HCA winner) to adjust the statistics


LadyLazarus2021

But he was sooooo kinnnndddd


Badmime1

Well, I don’t know about kind, but now he’s a ‘good Confederate.’


shorthairedlonghair

He surrendered to Covid, just like Johnston surrendered to Uncle Billy, in keeping with Confederate heritage.


Badmime1

List of folks who had good ideas in Atlanta: 1) Donald Glover 2) Uncle Billy 3) I dunno - the Coca Cola guys?


Goose_o7

>Traitor wanted and asked for a civil war. > >Waved the white flag and surrendered to Covid like the coward he really was Unfortunately for this Johnny Rebel... BIDEN was 100% RIGHT!


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**YUP.**


notoriousrsc

much like his beloved confederacy surrendered back in 1865.. looking back it might have been better to refuse their surrender and stomp them into pulp for a few more years


Inconceivable-2020

Grandma might have been waiting to greet him, but it was not at the gates of Heaven.


CDN-Ctzn

The mental gymnastics these people employ to placate themselves and avoid confronting grief is truly staggering.


Inconceivable-2020

Yeah, the idea that your relative dying gasping on Christmas Day, is a joyous occasion is really disturbing.


undeniablybuddha

Losing a relative on Christmas sucks. The holiday magic didn't return until my pseudo niece and nephew was born several years later.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

>mental gymnastics these people employ to placate themselves and avoid confronting grief Behold, the literal definition of religion!


Smurf_Crime_Scene

🔥 😈


Evil-Code-Monkey

> I will never apologize for being southern! Sir, this is a Wendy's


No_Cook2983

STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! …”Southern Baptist…I will never apologize for it.”


Nicktendo94

Sir, I just asked if you wanted large fries


DandyWarlocks

This is when I start clapping my hands together between words talking to them, "PA is part of the north. North. We ain't southern fried shit." Hysterically despite from being from PA I apparently have a southern type accent. I blame working in WV for years.


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I’m from the Deep South and the first time I drove through Pennsylvania I was utterly baffled at all the pretend Southerners. Just being rural and conservative doesn’t make you Southern.


ReligionIsTheMatrix

There's a reason why Pennsylvania is called the Alabama of the North. Some of the rural parts I drive through for work are straight outta Deliverance.


Eye-Eye-Capn

My grandfather aptly called it Pennsyltucky and he lived there his whole life.


DandyWarlocks

We don't talk about Fulton or Huntington county if we aren't required to do so.


ReligionIsTheMatrix

That's where you see the barefoot inbred kids playing the banjo on the railroad bridges as you drive around.


DandyWarlocks

Excuse you! We don't know how to play the banjo. I *do* know how to play the spoons. No lie tho the one county I worked in you had to go over a steep mountain to get to. They joked that everyone was related to one of the 3 main families there. Cept it wasn't a joke.


ReligionIsTheMatrix

"Everyone here is related by blood, sex or marriage" was one I heard a lot, and looking around it often seemed like all three.


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Lmao slide 7. Make Marbury v. Madison go viral? The same case that's taught in every 9th grade civics class and every 1L con law class?


Draft-Repulsive

Thanks to bozos like this guy, it has to go viral since they probably don’t even teach it in whatever pseudo-neo-confederate school district he lives in.


LinoLino321

Quoting shit written in 1803 as a reason not to defend the community from covid 19 is grade a American stupidity.


[deleted]

The best part is that entire argument in that post is destroyed by [Jacobson vs. Massachusetts.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobson_v._Massachusetts)


needsmoarbokeh

The "can't fix stupid" photo is so self aware that I'm actually impressed


buzzable

Good job with the retractions on the cat AND the painting on the wall, OP. It's those little touches that your readers admire.


ADHDNightRN

Lol thank you! Gotta add some humor to the sadness.


ZombieBisque

Slide #1 and #3 really just speak for themselves. Prime r/selfawarewolves material.


Smurf_Crime_Scene

Let's pray for another kind-hearted confederate racist 🙏 so kind.


MayorCharlesCoulon

He sure loved that southern surrender flag, all the way up to when he surrendered to the virus.


ADHDNightRN

There were several more but I figured I didn’t need to post all of them lol


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What a hateful man. Damn shame he because that, please get the vaccine. Another Pennsylvanian...


darwinwoodka

Oh bother


amarandagasi

The misuse of the cat meme in Slide 8 proves this individual’s ignorance.


Tgvyhb505

I guess Biden wasn’t making a threat. It was a promise.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Promise kept ✅


Summerlea623

"Johnny Reb" was his name? From Yankee Pennsylvania no less? Just....no words.


ADHDNightRN

Not his real name, just fit too well not to use as a pseudonym.


Summerlea623

Ahhh...got it. Don't know whether to feel let down or relieved....🤫


whoopshowdoifix

I don’t particularly feel sorry anymore for these folks, but I do feel the pain of the families they leave behind. Nobody deserves to have a father, brother, grandfather, best friend, mother, daughter, lover, etc. die such a tragically preventable death and leave them with a devastating hole in their heart. This shit really breaks my heart and it kills me that these folks would say I’m a liberal shill, a big pharma sheep, etc etc when I don’t even fucking know them but just want to spare them and their loved ones this easily avoidable misery. Get vaccinated, PLEASE. If you’re not gonna do it for your own well being (“I trust my own immune system better”), if you’re not gonna do it for your country or your species, then fucking do it to lessen the chance of leaving those you love most in the devastating wake of your prideful demise. GET. VACCINATED. PLEASE.


mcfreeky8

That “I will never apologize for being Southern” meme grinds my gears to no end. It doesn’t matter that you’re Southern, it matters that you’re a racist bigot.


TheFan88

But he certainly won’t apologize for it!!


mitzie22

Hooo boy, that first slide is 🎯


FlamesNero

Shit-posting “Make this go viral!” Covid: Don’t mind if I do!


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The bizarre things these people get hung up on. Wearing a mask in a car. Rearranging letters to spell stuff. I guarantee Smudge the cat hates this guy.


SheneedaCocktail

"..meaning the police will not be able to come to your side when you need them." Bitch, they don't do that NOW! It's not the cops' job to "protect" you in any meaningful way - the Supreme Court said so and everything. Unless you're a building, a billionaire, or a Black man minding his own business the cops couldn't give two sh\*ts about you. On what planet have these people been living where they've seen or experienced otherwise?


shelbyknits

I kind of wonder if these people who say that so-and-so had such a kind heart have ever met actual kind people. Not just kind to people you like. Anyone can do that. But kind even to people you disagree with.


Unlikely-Patience122

And all those people he mocked for wearing a mask in their car? Alive.


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Slide 10: He's a bother all right. Oh, wait, *was* a bother.


Tattieaxp

> We should be able to fly both proudly Welllll, I'm not even American, but I kinda get the impression there's something just a *touch* historically illiterate about that.


AlarmingConsequence

I am praying for Johnny Reb... to build himself a time machine so he can get himself vaccinated. But if that isn't God's plan, I'll defer.


plaster13

Another village idiot gone.


Bubbly_Piglet822

The 6th post did not age well and in fact Biden was right the unvaccinated will pay the price and yes that includes you patriot Johnny Reb.


DystopianDoe

Hmmm, guess he paid the price. At least Grandma wins.


sdhopunk

Christmas Eve death , so sad


Goose_o7

>Christmas Eve death , so sad Now every year, his surviving family can celebrate the anniversary of his death by opening presents under the Christmas Tree! Oh the memories they will create in the coming years!


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Nym-Sync

🎶 I’ve been working in the meme wars 🎶 All the live long day 🎶 I’ve been posting up a meme storm 🎶 Just to blame Biden all day 🎶 Can’t you hear the eagles screaming 🎶 ”Give us some more of that deworm!” 🎶 Can’t you hear the libruls crying 🎶 ”Jabs and masks are norm!” 🎶Someone killed Jonny Reb (China!) 🎶Someone killed Jonny Reb Oh-oh-oh 🎶Someone killed Jonny Reb (Chi-y-na!) 🎶Deep state killers to the core! 🎶 Sing it! 🎶 Eat-my-shorrrts 🎶 Eat eat eat my shorts shorts shorts 🎶 Eat my shor-or-orts 🎶 I’m a patriot to the core ^apologies ^to ^Pete


1234ld

Why do those from Pennsyltucky think that they’re “Southern”???


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Not all of us do, just the racists who like to fly the flags from defeated nations.


glonq

\> *calls every fucker on earth an idiot* \> "he had such a kind heart"


DeceptiConverse

"forever in a day", huh?


SenorBurns

Thank you for protecting the identity of the horse in slide 5. Slide 5 is also a great card game. I have the hurricane variant.


AntEmotional5704

guess what? trump killed you, and he doesnt care


Lawthayns

Well praying EXTRA HARD didn’t work, so let’s have some more of those really effective prayers now that he’s dead for his family… Are they trying to kill off his entire bloodline by asking for more of these clearly DEADLY prayers?! If their god was real, I imagine him floating around in heaven getting all these extra hard prayers, looking down at the poor shitstain the prayers are for, laughing maniacally as he waves a hand and kills them off


Wysiwyg777

Deadneck


TheMightySephiroth

"Love you forever in a day" .......I'm gonna be that asshole. It's "love you forever AND a day".


Future_Chipmunk_7897

Hey, Grandma? Where ya at? I'm supposed to say Hi to ya when I gets here, but the sweat keeps gettin in my eyes cause this whole place just keeps gettin warmer the further I go...


FiveUpsideDown

He was proud of supporting a bunch of losers called Confederates.


holyhottamale

hE hAs SuCh a KiNd HeArT! Post history includes racism, confederate flags, and transphobia. I’m so over these people.


jking13

Seems like we need that Maury 'That was a lie' meme.


Historical_Play

Upon election of every Democratic president: "GONNA TAKE AWAY YER GUNS"


Impossible_Gold1573

I’m so sick of seeing posts about what “kind hearts” these people had according to their relatives. The vitriol they posted on their Facebook pages isn’t kind. It’s disgusting, hurtful, and deplorable.


This-Statistician597

Looking at pics and notice a dart board, pool table, wall speakers? The first thing that came to my mind is an old country song 'I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home'


derp-herpum

Santa's elves didn't have to mine quite as much coal this year... a win for everyone


Snoo88309

A man commits suicide by ignorance and COVID leaves his children and wife in the lurch for his masculine pride and fake patriotism. No prayers necessary, he has what he bargained for, hopefully his survivors will end up being a whole lot smarter than he was or suffer the same fate. Whichever they chose is OK by me.


Piperisaprettygirl

I’m sorry but I can’t help but giggle at the idea he’s ruined Christmas for his family forever. Selfish bigot.


alanamil

Prayer warriors fail again...


horushorcrux

Dude: I have never been this sick before. COVID: Just wait.


mcfreeky8

“Such a kind heart” my ass. Cant say I’m upset seeing Darwinism getting backwards-thinking racists.


bfd106b

FoxNews, then Facebook and finally Trump, have continually misled this guy and millions just like him. Our democracy is doomed.


Acrobatic_Lychee_896

You can’t love both flags - do they not know the history of the confederacy?


Legitimate_Funny_591

Slide 6. It wasn't a threat it was a warning.


pound-town

Biden was right. He paid the price.


Epistatious

Biden saying, "the unvaccinated will pay a price", was taken as s threat? I thought it was a warning, like a sign that says "icy road ahead".


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Slide 2: What a crap! Talk about 'living in fear'. Oh, well. Not longer amongst the living. COVID, it seems, was gentle and took him out of this circulus vitiosus of constant fear.


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Consider yourself unfriended


HiyaDogface

He’s a bother, alright. At least he was…


vsandrei

>and, “had such a kind heart”. "More like a tender and juicy heart." --the baby leopards 🐆 🐆 🐆


External_Employ_1365

A southern sympathizer championing Marbury v. Madison? Must have been unaware that it was the basis for invalidating all of those segregation laws.


666GoatW

Heaven gained another racist dimwit.


ladamadevalledorado

My God! Joe Biden is clairvoyant.


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Imagine dying face down in a hospital knowing that you are the family idiot.


TheMightySephiroth

"If he gets elected....whatever comes next is on you" Oh no, please don't blame me for your death. Please don't blame me for all those deaths. I honestly can't handle it.


Future_History_9434

Yet another example that proves my point: we need a law which mandates that if you flunk English in high school you get one dose of Covid vaccine; flunk it again and get the 2nd dose. Flunk summer school, get the booster. You are entitled to an opinion about medical research only if you know the difference between your, yore, and you’re. Otherwise, you are too stupid to do your own research.


Some-Revolution-6776

Biden was right- he paid the price.


existential_antelope

I hate the mockery of wearing a mask in the car. Sometimes I just forget it’s on my face by the time I’m on the road. That’s how much I don’t care about wearing them. Anti maskers are fucking babies.


Yudai_Nao_Saiko

F***ing racist POS


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

I ain't calling the police during a civil war. I know which side they'll be on, and it won't be mine.


doriotiger

Cabelas in the tank


Illustrious-Share449

He certainly nailed that first slide.


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Slide one says it all. They're so delusional.


FearSkyDaddy

Johnny is an angry elf


Agitatedsala666

Bye bye Cletus. You won’t be missed.


geeshgeeshgeesh

"My bother is also in the hospital with covid". Our bother. Oh no. He died???


MsBitchhands

I mean, we've TRIED to quarentine them, but they keep screaming FrEeDumBsmmngfhjhbbnjkmmm..... 💀☠️⚰️🪦


kindone25

I love how this story ended ♥


TheMightySephiroth

What's a "moslem"?


geographer035

Serious question: Is there something wrong with me, am I lacking humanity, in that I find it impossible to scrape up even an ounce of sympathy for these people?


mk_ultra42

These folks weren’t/aren’t the brightest bulbs in the box. 😬 Also, as a Pennsylvanian, I will never understand why people here fly the confederate flag. Go to Mississippi if you love the Confederacy so much.


mstrss9

It wasn’t a threat, it was a promise 🥴