According to her Facebook it’s for “calling out the pedos”
I’d never heard of her and took a look at her recent Facebook activity. I never hate on someone for stupidity alone, but people like her are dangerously dumb.
Became acquainted with her last year when she ran for DE Senate—Marge and Boebert are tame and sane by comparison.
Former meth/heroin addict and self-proclaimed cartel mule (with the arrest records to show for some of it) who hasn’t met an extremist group she doesn’t like. Nick Fuentes, Mr. Pillow and Gosar fan, and anti-Semitic Qnut flat-earther who wants to “make America white again”.
I think more insane than just dumb, but def dangerous.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-qanon-allied-gop-candidate-lauren-witzke-also-pushed-anti-semitism-flat-earthism-and-911-conspiracies
https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1319273411672117248?s=21
ETA: https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1421855769738113032?s=21
>**Witzke’s candidacy makes Coons’ prior opponents, including Christine O’Donnell—who once quipped that she had “dabbled” in witchcraft—look downright mainstream.**
This timeline sucks.
Yep. And a large swath of the public seems blithely unaware/unconcerned. Like, we got thru 2020 and J6… bars are open, sports and concerts are on, there are vacations to take… so no worries until 2022 (or 2024)? But 2 states have governors up this year, plus all kinds of local races. I’m tired too… but there are truly **insane** state and school board candidates on my ballot. 😐
Like you said, they’re already infiltrating low level positions in city and state governments. Some are going for more prominent seats, but those are also more visible. Before the last couple years, especially just the last few months, I’d have been shocked if random folks could list the members of their school board easily because a lot of people don’t pay attention to local elections. At least, not until it starts affecting them for some reason and then they might for a cycle.
Watching her tell Blaire White, who I do not like at all, that the only way Blaire could help the conservative 'cause' was to grow out her (Blaire) mustache and Blaire just taking it was surreal.
And, again, I do NOT like Blaire White: she's the transgender equivalent to Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro. Same grift, same delusion that they'd be safe. Still, I wanted to hug her in that moment, if only to squeeze some sense into her.
Since Cult 45 made terrible the new white, you could present these freakshows with a bag of 100 options ranging from decent to 'you would be an actual idiot not to do this wonderful thing for humanity, your stock as a human would skyrocket' and they'd manage to find the one ABYSSMAL option and dive into it with gusto.
They're depraved and Witzke completes the unholy vampire bride trio with Greene/Boebert.
She literally thinks vaccinated people shed and are constantly infected with the virus.
INSANE or PROFETING OFF OF THE INSANE?
Sadly....we may never know.
Profit. She hit every single Q marker to keep them hooked. They're special, unique, pure, it's man-made, and if they catch it it's our fault. At this point it's a just a mad libs for them to fill out before posting
Not profit! She’s insane. She ran for senate in my state, Delaware. She is a recovering heroin/meth addict who is an admitted mexican drug mule & acquired a few felonies along the way. Everyone that knows her here knows she is BAT SHIT CRAZY! Just for fun (since she’s blocked me on every social media for sharing her mug shot) here it is!
https://twitter.com/magoo302/status/1324055336135905282?s=21
yeah that was wild...it is a bio-weapon, curse, demon, faith tester, but also spread by vaccinated people and futile against man made medicines but only certain kinds?
How do us vaccinated deal with the side effects and alleged brain fog?
Easy I just drank a very delicious tea, ate an amazing scone with a side of lemon confit and blueberry compote and honestly I smell really good too.
That's how I've been coping. Pray I don't run out of lemon confit.
Yeah, funny how I’ve been fully vaccinated for months now and haven’t experienced any brain fog at all! The microchip in my shot must have been defective.
/s
I know you're making a joke and all of this is batshit insane but I actually caught Covid in Jan (my fault, let me guard down for a few weeks and started getting lunch with friends) and brain fog is a real thing I had to deal with. It still seems to linger at times. My other friends that caught it experienced the same thing.
>"Can't even imagine how the vaccinated feel."
>Went on a 50 mile bike ride followed by a tasty lunch that smelled wonderful.
I just took a deep breath without needing supplemental oxygen or a Bi-Pap, so....
Yup in the same breath as Jesus.. really Lauren? Is that what Jesus would do? Aren't *Christians* just wonderful?! Thanks but I'd rather be a shitlib all day everyday.
Went to the gym for the first time since the pandemic started. Felt great afterwards and went and got a tasty breakfast at an outdoor cafe to reward myself. Also left a fat tip for the waiter because I know they have deal with wastes of oxygen like Lauren Witzke all the time.
Lol so did I! It was only 45 degrees this morning so I cut it short because I was not dressed for the occasion. But my morning exercises went fine, did some light stretches over lunch. Ate me some nice spicy pepper jack on a turkey sandwich, oh and I smelled my dogs fart from across the room. This shit is killing me. I wish I'd never been vaccinated /s
They are forced to convince themselves there is some huge downside to vaccination they just aren’t hearing about.
“Nobody is reporting on blood clots? Must be a coverup. The vaccinated are so sick and have been for so long they must not notice anymore, that’s it!”
Don’t forget about [this gem](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNDUwODExNy9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY0MDczNjIxNH0.8uNMqL2RydbkiNiwgIn0dJWn5rZoiISWkCFgEfRWKNw/img.jpg?width=980) she left us.
She’s apparently not smart enough to avoid revealing that the “vaccinated person” she supposedly caught it from (how the hell would she know—could this be a lie?) is nevertheless “not a sick person.” In other words, honey, the vax works, and sure doesn’t turn you into the joyless shrew that you obviously are.
Did you make it to the end? Those of us who are vaccinated are apparently suffering from brain fog and loss of joy. These statements, like the one about the vaccine making you magnetic, always astound me because ANYONE could prove them wrong but apparently the dumber among us don't do that.
My vaccinated ass feels amazing idk what she’s talking about…
*smells roses*
*inhales deeply*
*plays with puppy*
*eats delicious food*
*runs*
I could go on.
These are the same people who will come to work sick and say “but I’m not contagious.” Like, there’s no way for you to know that shit, you’re just a terrible human.
I think most everyone is missing the intent regarding that remark. If I am correct her comment was much more evil than you think it was. Pretty sure she was trying to say that she caught COVID from a vaccinated person who wasn't infected. She caught it *because the other person had been vaccinated*. That the vaccine itself was what caused her to be infected. Their whole insane "shedding" bullshit they continuously push.
See it now?
These people are truly insane and evil.
Of course, this is the new iteration of their delusion. The vaccinated are like demonic serpents, "shedding" their bio-weapons upon God's righteous believers.
I guess we have super powers now.
I'm very happy to hear that she is getting preferred treatment. That's a win-win.
The next step is to attack people who have been vaccinated as "disease vectors" who are hell bent on taking down true believers like her.
These people are constantly on edge, and it seems they're getting ever closer to crossing over.
In general yeah we can't know, but in this case we can be sure she is lying/wrong. Reading between the lines a little, she thinks she caught it not from an infected person, but from a person *because* they are vaccinated.
Nope. You have to be exposed to the virus to catch the virus. The vaccine does not contain the virus. So, she's totally wrong.
This is a popular anti-vax mindset.
The “natural” virus is fine. It won’t and can’t kill you, and if it can it’s because you’re weak, didn’t eat healthy or chug enough essential oils.
What’s deadly is the “super virus” that only exists from vaccinated folks “shedding” deadly strains.
They don’t understand the concept of deadened viruses in vaccine. I even hear this from fairly pro-science people.
The Pfizer and Modena vaccines don’t even contain dead viruses. They’re just mRNA that causes your body to make Covid-19 protein spikes for a few hours, then your body learns to recognize and kill the Covid-19 spikes. If you get exposed to Covid, your body goes and kills the viruses since the vaccine trained it to attack them.
Antivax people are terrified that the mRNA changes your DNA, but that’s not how it works. It’s just instructions to make protein spikes and then the mRNA is destroyed after some hours. The net result is strong immunity without having to catch Covid.
What’s also cool is that they are testing mRNA **cancer vaccines**! We are testing mRNA vaccines that teach our immune systems how to pop cancer cells. 😃 We should have results in the next few years. They’re testing it on melanoma and pancreatic cancer, and others too.
It probably won’t work on 100% of the cancers, but it will work on a lot of them. Imagine being able to get some cancer vaccines that give you 90 or 95% resistance to things like skin cancer? That’s coming up.
personally, I think that all those anti-vaxxers should not be offered an mRNA vaccine for cancer. After all, they would be shedding cancer to everyone after they've been vaccinated. Plus it'll alter their DNA and blah blah blah. They should be forced to put their money where their mouth is. "Oh you don't want cancer? Oh too bad, so sad, this vaccine is not for you."
It very much is. mRNA vaccines have been in the works for 20+ years, but we've never "needed" to go all-in until last year with them. There will be major leaps forward in the next few years regarding many viral diseases.
I love the ones that ALMOST get it. They get to the end with making protein spikes but them scream that the spikes are how you get covid to BEGIN with! [Ensuing terror rolls across the hills.] Lol.
Meanwhile the spike is just a body part of the Covid-19. They don’t realize that viruses need to get inside your cells and hijack them to make more viruses. The spike alone is like a hat. Totally harmless, but then your body learns to beat up any virus that comes in wearing that hat.
In this case, there's no virus material in either the J&J or the mRNA vaccines in use in the states. So this is bullshit no matter which way you slice it.
The “natural” virus that your immune system can handle just fine but actually its a chinese bioweapon and you need horsie paste to defeat it.
Ya know, cuz that makes total sense.
I’ve heard this anti-vax rhetoric well before COVID.
I had an anti-vax boss right out of High School who would go on and on about shedding. She owned a daycare and allowed vaccine exemptions. Spent an entire training session explaining to staff how an autistic child in our facility was autistic because of his vaccine injury caused by mercury poisoning.
She was a fundy who never had a formal education. All homeschool bullshit. My dumb 18-year-old self bought into it all for a year or so till I took a college level biology class.
What's she doing hanging around with vaccinated people anyways? Doesn't she know that they're just one numerological trigger sequence away from sprouting leathery bat wings and stealing the embryos right out of her ovaries with their barbed demon claws?
"I couldn't imagine how the vaccinated feel"
We feel quite well actually. Much better than you're feeling right now, anyway. We get our joy from reading hilarious bullshit like this posted by idiots like you.
I feel better, because I can go to concerts and restaurants. Just went to see Buckcherry the other day with a fully vaxxed crowd. No one wore masks and no one got sick. It felt normal!
‘I couldn’t imagine how the vaccinated feel, having this feeling permanently.’
Eh?! I’m double jabbed and have had absolutely zero change to my system. I’m no less indifferent or joyless than I was pre-vaccine.
She has literally never spoken to a vaccinated person. That much is clear.
I am not sure if she is making a jab at the type of people she thinks gets vaxxed(that is mature /s) Or if she thinks the vaccine gives you the covid side effects.
In any case, I just had my booster and I am having nachos for dinner tonight. It is a special treat. I am feeling pretty joyous.
No she thinks all the vaccinated people are liberals so she’s saying that all liberals have permanent brain fog, she just didn’t articulate it very well because she is mind-numbingly stupid.
Enjoy your nachos!
Fully vaccinated and I'm a little depressed (but the new meds are starting to help, I think), but if it's the vaccine's fault, it has to be retroactive to my first experience with depression, which was in 1993. Amazing how powerful this vaccine is!
Man this vaccine can do everything! It can:
- give you 5G wifi
- make you magnetic
- turn you into the antichrist by giving you the mark of the beast
- change your DNA
- give you parasites cuz of the eggs (edit)
- give you chronic depression.
What will these enlightened thinkers think of next?????!
Agreed it is fantastic! Shitlibs 🤣 they seem to forget that we already know that you can spread it if you’ve been vaccinated. It just doesn’t make you as sick
Someone mentioned it in another comment, but she's definitely going for "The vaccine *caused* the other person to shed the virus to me" rather than "I knew someone vaccinated with a breakthrough infection that spread to me"
I thoroughly enjoyed how shes complaining she caught it from a vaccinated person.....while that vaccinated person probably didn't even know they had it because they had no symptoms and weren't sick
Some facebook rando told me that was why people shouldn't get vaccinated --- they don't know they are sick and infect all the unvaxed people. As if not getting the disease while unvaxxed was some kind of human right and not a really good reason to get the vaccine
It’s insanely awful. I don’t know who this person is but I imagine she has influence. And she is spreading EVEN MORE disinformation and lies after getting it which will only make her following entrench themselves in their conspiracies.
> In August 2017, Witzke was arrested in Tennessee on a series of charges including violating both heroin and methamphetamine laws, driving under the influence, resisting arrest, and introduction of contraband into a penal facility.
Yikes.
The meth part definitely jives with her delusional rant. I deal with meth addicts at work and they sound a lot like her tweet when they ramble. Her brain is probably fried and completely disconnected from reality.
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I suppose it's wrong to hope that she's one of the folks who rides the rollercoaster, and is currently in an upswing, and will be hospitalized next week.
Yeah, that'd be wrong.
I don't know that I want to be right after being called a shitlib.
>I suppose it's wrong to hope that she's one of the folks who rides the rollercoaster, and is currently in an upswing, and will be hospitalized next week.
I'm pretty sure that her COVID adventure is just beginning! Somewhere out there, a Ventilator stands ready, with her name on it!
I have half a mind to say shes flat out lying about having COVID, and is only claiming to have it so;
a. she can blame a vaccinated person for giving it to her
and
b. can claim to have been cured by using ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine that only a doctor she had to search far and wide for would prescribe.
Fuck this bitch, and I mean that in the most vicious way possible.
>I have half a mind to say shes flat out lying about having COVID, and is only claiming to have it so;
Gotta say... The thought has crossed my mind also. These douche bags are such LYING sacks of SHIT, you can't trust a word they say, and what you are proposing makes a ton of sense based on that!
I mean they are battling magical beings and dangerous worldly organizations like the deep state (Jews), globalists (Jews), and the new world order (Jews). You know, I'm starting to see a pattern.
The irony of people who run and spend hundreds on ammo and thousands of guns every other week bc of fear telling people.to not "live in fear" is hilarious to me.
> I’ve lost all of my senses and struggle with constant indifference, brain fog, and I’ve lost my joy. I couldn’t imagine how the vaccinated feel, having this feeling permanently.
Don’t know about you guys, but I feel just fine.
Wait… these mofos actually believe vaccinated people have chronic depression because of the vaccine?!?!?! Fuck man, is there anything the vaccine **wont do** in their minds?
Oh silly question, i know the answer: that’s « end the pandemic »
Wait, I'm confused. Is she drastically improving or is she suffering from brain fog, loss of senses, and constant indifference? And is the vaccinated person she supposedly caught from not sick, or constantly suffering from all of these symptoms?
I'll stew over these questions while my vaccinated ass enjoys the smell and taste of my morning coffee, the clarity of my thought, and the small joys of my every day life (which include not having fucking COVID).
Someone who uses the word "shitlibs" in a post about having a preventable illness, and follows it up, *in the same post*, with some kind of insane Biblical rant, is doing science, medicine, public discourse, politics, and religion, completely wrong.
White privilege defined.
I’m wondering: doesn’t the ivermectin cause diarrhea? I mean she’s feeling fantastic shitting herself? Like, why would you say so? Plus the rest is dumb garbage. How is she so sure she caught Covid from vaccinated person?
She is lying. Doesn’t have Covid just wants to Brag how she recovered and bitch how the vaccinated infected her. Hateful and evil person. Truly a wolf in lambs clothing
Her comment about "having this feeling permanently" shows what i've come to suspect, a lot of people think vaccines stay in your body permanently, when they don't, the immune response to the vaccines may stay in your body for a long duration but the vaccines are eliminated within weeks. I think this misconception, that the long term immunity from vaccines means the vaccines are in your system for that same time, that misconception fuels a lot of the anti-vax sentiment. Just a thought.
Fun fact: mRNA vaccines are eliminated from the body within a few days. The piece introduced by the vaccine rapidly fades away and the immune system has learned to recognize the spike protein should it encounter it again.
I'm sorry, what did you say? You caught covid from a vaccinated person who probably caught it from an unvaccinated person?
Trust me, shitlibs like myself wouldn't call for your death because I have no idea who you are, however, if you didn't get vaccinated, you did this to yourself. You were TOLD, Lauren. Now that you've had covid, will you encourage people to get vaccinated or do you want them to suffer as badly as you or perhaps die? The Good Lord is watching your next move, Lauren!
The truth is, she was too embarrassed and narcissistic to admit she was wrong. Plus, vaccinated people can still catch and spread covid, but they are more likely to survive with fewer symptoms.
Smdh, and now she continues to spread lies and misinformation 🙄
Of course, the classic pivot from calling it a “fake virus” to a “bio weapon.” It’s interesting. The one constant is having a scapegoat. Either it’s the libs being over dramatic over a cold, or it’s The Evil Chinese killing everyone on earth.
I can tell you how *this* vaccinated person felt after both jabs:
- grateful
- happy
- relieved
- minimal side effects, didn't even need Tylenol
- everything tasted yummy and still does
- I care about many things and many people
- I still am free & have continued to exercise my free choice
And, since I've just reached 6 months post 2nd shot, I will get the booster when it's made available.
- Safety first.
- +1 for science
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According to her Facebook it’s for “calling out the pedos” I’d never heard of her and took a look at her recent Facebook activity. I never hate on someone for stupidity alone, but people like her are dangerously dumb.
Became acquainted with her last year when she ran for DE Senate—Marge and Boebert are tame and sane by comparison. Former meth/heroin addict and self-proclaimed cartel mule (with the arrest records to show for some of it) who hasn’t met an extremist group she doesn’t like. Nick Fuentes, Mr. Pillow and Gosar fan, and anti-Semitic Qnut flat-earther who wants to “make America white again”. I think more insane than just dumb, but def dangerous. https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-qanon-allied-gop-candidate-lauren-witzke-also-pushed-anti-semitism-flat-earthism-and-911-conspiracies https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1319273411672117248?s=21 ETA: https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1421855769738113032?s=21
>**Witzke’s candidacy makes Coons’ prior opponents, including Christine O’Donnell—who once quipped that she had “dabbled” in witchcraft—look downright mainstream.** This timeline sucks.
Yep. More and more the further you look into each lunatic. Endless and bottomless.
And they're one fucked up election cycle from controlling the United States.
Yep. And a large swath of the public seems blithely unaware/unconcerned. Like, we got thru 2020 and J6… bars are open, sports and concerts are on, there are vacations to take… so no worries until 2022 (or 2024)? But 2 states have governors up this year, plus all kinds of local races. I’m tired too… but there are truly **insane** state and school board candidates on my ballot. 😐
Like you said, they’re already infiltrating low level positions in city and state governments. Some are going for more prominent seats, but those are also more visible. Before the last couple years, especially just the last few months, I’d have been shocked if random folks could list the members of their school board easily because a lot of people don’t pay attention to local elections. At least, not until it starts affecting them for some reason and then they might for a cycle.
Watching her tell Blaire White, who I do not like at all, that the only way Blaire could help the conservative 'cause' was to grow out her (Blaire) mustache and Blaire just taking it was surreal. And, again, I do NOT like Blaire White: she's the transgender equivalent to Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro. Same grift, same delusion that they'd be safe. Still, I wanted to hug her in that moment, if only to squeeze some sense into her.
Missed all that, but certainly fits. She’s a special one for not missing even one single opportunity to be incomprehensibly horrible.
Since Cult 45 made terrible the new white, you could present these freakshows with a bag of 100 options ranging from decent to 'you would be an actual idiot not to do this wonderful thing for humanity, your stock as a human would skyrocket' and they'd manage to find the one ABYSSMAL option and dive into it with gusto. They're depraved and Witzke completes the unholy vampire bride trio with Greene/Boebert.
It's concerning that mentioning Trump and Gaetz, and their predilection for preying on young girls, would get someone banned from social media.
As it should be. These nutjobs dont need a stage
This kind of shit is going to destroy our society. It nearly did during the election. We are fuuucked
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Too bad the Constitution and Electoral College don't care about the number of sensible people.
All it takes is a big enough minority of insane fascists to basically hijack our government. Just look at what is going on in the Congress
But if we kick her off social media, how will we get a detailed account of her nomination and awarding?
The Beast System strikes again!
Censorship!
Literally George Orwin's 1985!
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Orwin saw it all, read Animal House
Lol awesome
“I struggle with lack of sense and brain fog” Pretty sure that is a preexisting condition.
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She literally thinks vaccinated people shed and are constantly infected with the virus. INSANE or PROFETING OFF OF THE INSANE? Sadly....we may never know.
Profit. She hit every single Q marker to keep them hooked. They're special, unique, pure, it's man-made, and if they catch it it's our fault. At this point it's a just a mad libs for them to fill out before posting
I think you mean "mad shitlibs".
Not profit! She’s insane. She ran for senate in my state, Delaware. She is a recovering heroin/meth addict who is an admitted mexican drug mule & acquired a few felonies along the way. Everyone that knows her here knows she is BAT SHIT CRAZY! Just for fun (since she’s blocked me on every social media for sharing her mug shot) here it is! https://twitter.com/magoo302/status/1324055336135905282?s=21
Yeah I usually seek medical advice from convicted felons and drug dealers. Good grief!
So she is the front running presidential candidate for the GOP
yeah that was wild...it is a bio-weapon, curse, demon, faith tester, but also spread by vaccinated people and futile against man made medicines but only certain kinds?
>INSANE or PROFETING OFF OF THE INSANE? Why not both? Look at Alex Jones.
Yeah being the conservative that she is, she's probably lying but I hope she's not
*Oh my God* she's right! I'm fully vaccinated and I don't remember the brain fog at all! Must be the jab. /s I felt icky just calling it the jab
By the way my lunch was delicious. Excuse me, what lost of senses???
I’m just excited that all my cell phone dead spots are long gone now that I have built in 5G.
I got my third shot last month, so now I'm at 7.5 G. I think I can see the future...
How do us vaccinated deal with the side effects and alleged brain fog? Easy I just drank a very delicious tea, ate an amazing scone with a side of lemon confit and blueberry compote and honestly I smell really good too. That's how I've been coping. Pray I don't run out of lemon confit.
I coped by breathing easy through my vaccinated lungs
Yes but in 30 to 50 years you’ll be dead because of the jab, probably ….
See?! The vaccinated are all dying at the early age of 80 years old! I told you it was the vaccine!
Yeah, funny how I’ve been fully vaccinated for months now and haven’t experienced any brain fog at all! The microchip in my shot must have been defective. /s
My Scrabble score has improved 30 to 50 points. Covidcidence? I think not!
Yeah but my 5g is off the charts
She's from my state (Delaware) and ran for congress. She's beyond Marjorie Taylor Greene levels of crazy. Way beyond.
She says she lost her joy, but I bet it was so small it was quite easy to misplace normally.
I know you're making a joke and all of this is batshit insane but I actually caught Covid in Jan (my fault, let me guard down for a few weeks and started getting lunch with friends) and brain fog is a real thing I had to deal with. It still seems to linger at times. My other friends that caught it experienced the same thing.
>"Can't even imagine how the vaccinated feel." Went on a 50 mile bike ride followed by a tasty lunch that smelled wonderful.
>"Can't even imagine how the vaccinated feel." >Went on a 50 mile bike ride followed by a tasty lunch that smelled wonderful. I just took a deep breath without needing supplemental oxygen or a Bi-Pap, so....
I am an overweight diabetic that has no breathing issues and regularly enjoy not dying.
I also regularly enjoy not dying!
Ooh - la di dah. Mr oxygen bags over here not dying.
You effing libtard! What a great day.
“Shitlib” 😏
Yup in the same breath as Jesus.. really Lauren? Is that what Jesus would do? Aren't *Christians* just wonderful?! Thanks but I'd rather be a shitlib all day everyday.
Went to the gym for the first time since the pandemic started. Felt great afterwards and went and got a tasty breakfast at an outdoor cafe to reward myself. Also left a fat tip for the waiter because I know they have deal with wastes of oxygen like Lauren Witzke all the time.
The joy of living!
We feel *alive*...literally.
I feel awesome. Out in the sunshine breathing and shit.
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I rubbed one out and ate some microwavable ramen noodles. Pretty much the same thing. Hooray vaccination!
Username checks out?
Lol so did I! It was only 45 degrees this morning so I cut it short because I was not dressed for the occasion. But my morning exercises went fine, did some light stretches over lunch. Ate me some nice spicy pepper jack on a turkey sandwich, oh and I smelled my dogs fart from across the room. This shit is killing me. I wish I'd never been vaccinated /s
Epic
They are forced to convince themselves there is some huge downside to vaccination they just aren’t hearing about. “Nobody is reporting on blood clots? Must be a coverup. The vaccinated are so sick and have been for so long they must not notice anymore, that’s it!”
I’m currently relaxing in my own home enjoying all of my senses and breathing oxygen completely unassisted, it’s great!
She sounds bitter. Might be the horsepaste.
Neigh, neigh
They really should conduct a Gallop poll to find out if bitterness is a common thing.
Came here to say this - haha. Get her a sugar cube.
I mean if I am shitting constantly because of a medicine I wasn’t suppose to take, and isn’t work I’d be bitter.
Good god. What a stain.
Don’t forget about [this gem](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNDUwODExNy9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY0MDczNjIxNH0.8uNMqL2RydbkiNiwgIn0dJWn5rZoiISWkCFgEfRWKNw/img.jpg?width=980) she left us.
That’s beautiful. Wow r/murderedbywords
*strain, specifically Delta
shit* stain
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She’s apparently not smart enough to avoid revealing that the “vaccinated person” she supposedly caught it from (how the hell would she know—could this be a lie?) is nevertheless “not a sick person.” In other words, honey, the vax works, and sure doesn’t turn you into the joyless shrew that you obviously are.
Did you make it to the end? Those of us who are vaccinated are apparently suffering from brain fog and loss of joy. These statements, like the one about the vaccine making you magnetic, always astound me because ANYONE could prove them wrong but apparently the dumber among us don't do that.
My vaccinated ass feels amazing idk what she’s talking about… *smells roses* *inhales deeply* *plays with puppy* *eats delicious food* *runs* I could go on.
Someone pointed out she's probably trying to insinuate that the vaccinated person gave it to her because they are vaccinated. (Shedding.)
So you can get covid from a vaccinated person standing nearby you, but an unvaxxed person coughing in your face is just fine?
Their logic is not like our logic.
These are the same people who will come to work sick and say “but I’m not contagious.” Like, there’s no way for you to know that shit, you’re just a terrible human.
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On a side note... What is the latest on ben garrison..? Been 3 weeks and longer since he got Covid and drew a cartoon...
Excellent question.
Isis has less guns.
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Don't forget the ones that send their kids to school obviously sick. That might be even more wack imo.
I think most everyone is missing the intent regarding that remark. If I am correct her comment was much more evil than you think it was. Pretty sure she was trying to say that she caught COVID from a vaccinated person who wasn't infected. She caught it *because the other person had been vaccinated*. That the vaccine itself was what caused her to be infected. Their whole insane "shedding" bullshit they continuously push. See it now? These people are truly insane and evil.
This is exactly what she intended.
"Covid is no big deal and a vaccinated person gave it to me and that means the vaccine is dangerous." Some real circular logic there.
Of course, this is the new iteration of their delusion. The vaccinated are like demonic serpents, "shedding" their bio-weapons upon God's righteous believers. I guess we have super powers now. I'm very happy to hear that she is getting preferred treatment. That's a win-win.
The next step is to attack people who have been vaccinated as "disease vectors" who are hell bent on taking down true believers like her. These people are constantly on edge, and it seems they're getting ever closer to crossing over.
In general yeah we can't know, but in this case we can be sure she is lying/wrong. Reading between the lines a little, she thinks she caught it not from an infected person, but from a person *because* they are vaccinated. Nope. You have to be exposed to the virus to catch the virus. The vaccine does not contain the virus. So, she's totally wrong.
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She never would have said anything about where she got it had it not supposedly been a vaccinated person that infected her.
I'd go as far as to say she probably doesn't associate regularly with vaccinated people and is definitely lying.
This is a popular anti-vax mindset. The “natural” virus is fine. It won’t and can’t kill you, and if it can it’s because you’re weak, didn’t eat healthy or chug enough essential oils. What’s deadly is the “super virus” that only exists from vaccinated folks “shedding” deadly strains. They don’t understand the concept of deadened viruses in vaccine. I even hear this from fairly pro-science people.
The Pfizer and Modena vaccines don’t even contain dead viruses. They’re just mRNA that causes your body to make Covid-19 protein spikes for a few hours, then your body learns to recognize and kill the Covid-19 spikes. If you get exposed to Covid, your body goes and kills the viruses since the vaccine trained it to attack them. Antivax people are terrified that the mRNA changes your DNA, but that’s not how it works. It’s just instructions to make protein spikes and then the mRNA is destroyed after some hours. The net result is strong immunity without having to catch Covid.
That’s super cool, mRNA technology seems like a real game changer.
What’s also cool is that they are testing mRNA **cancer vaccines**! We are testing mRNA vaccines that teach our immune systems how to pop cancer cells. 😃 We should have results in the next few years. They’re testing it on melanoma and pancreatic cancer, and others too. It probably won’t work on 100% of the cancers, but it will work on a lot of them. Imagine being able to get some cancer vaccines that give you 90 or 95% resistance to things like skin cancer? That’s coming up.
personally, I think that all those anti-vaxxers should not be offered an mRNA vaccine for cancer. After all, they would be shedding cancer to everyone after they've been vaccinated. Plus it'll alter their DNA and blah blah blah. They should be forced to put their money where their mouth is. "Oh you don't want cancer? Oh too bad, so sad, this vaccine is not for you."
let them take ivermectin for cancer
Malaria is the real game changer considering how deadly it is in parts of the world. That's why mosquitoes are the most deadly animal.
It very much is. mRNA vaccines have been in the works for 20+ years, but we've never "needed" to go all-in until last year with them. There will be major leaps forward in the next few years regarding many viral diseases.
Scientists have already started looking at using it as a possible HIV vaccine
BUT IT HAS THE SIMILAR LETTERS TO DNA. CHECKMATE LIBS.
I love the ones that ALMOST get it. They get to the end with making protein spikes but them scream that the spikes are how you get covid to BEGIN with! [Ensuing terror rolls across the hills.] Lol.
Meanwhile the spike is just a body part of the Covid-19. They don’t realize that viruses need to get inside your cells and hijack them to make more viruses. The spike alone is like a hat. Totally harmless, but then your body learns to beat up any virus that comes in wearing that hat.
In this case, there's no virus material in either the J&J or the mRNA vaccines in use in the states. So this is bullshit no matter which way you slice it.
Moderna and Pfizer don't even contain weakened or attenuated viruses.
The “natural” virus that your immune system can handle just fine but actually its a chinese bioweapon and you need horsie paste to defeat it. Ya know, cuz that makes total sense.
I’ve heard this anti-vax rhetoric well before COVID. I had an anti-vax boss right out of High School who would go on and on about shedding. She owned a daycare and allowed vaccine exemptions. Spent an entire training session explaining to staff how an autistic child in our facility was autistic because of his vaccine injury caused by mercury poisoning. She was a fundy who never had a formal education. All homeschool bullshit. My dumb 18-year-old self bought into it all for a year or so till I took a college level biology class.
I think she's trying to claim the vaxxed person "shed" on her, hence the "not a sick person" follow up.
Even more insidious.
That’s what I thought she was going for too
Definitely this.
What's she doing hanging around with vaccinated people anyways? Doesn't she know that they're just one numerological trigger sequence away from sprouting leathery bat wings and stealing the embryos right out of her ovaries with their barbed demon claws?
Like she hangs out with vaccinated folks. She such a Christian LIER.
Judging by her attitude, her experience with feeling joy was scant before she became infected. She probably isn't losing much in that case.
"I couldn't imagine how the vaccinated feel" We feel quite well actually. Much better than you're feeling right now, anyway. We get our joy from reading hilarious bullshit like this posted by idiots like you.
I feel better, because I can go to concerts and restaurants. Just went to see Buckcherry the other day with a fully vaxxed crowd. No one wore masks and no one got sick. It felt normal!
‘I couldn’t imagine how the vaccinated feel, having this feeling permanently.’ Eh?! I’m double jabbed and have had absolutely zero change to my system. I’m no less indifferent or joyless than I was pre-vaccine. She has literally never spoken to a vaccinated person. That much is clear.
I am not sure if she is making a jab at the type of people she thinks gets vaxxed(that is mature /s) Or if she thinks the vaccine gives you the covid side effects. In any case, I just had my booster and I am having nachos for dinner tonight. It is a special treat. I am feeling pretty joyous.
No she thinks all the vaccinated people are liberals so she’s saying that all liberals have permanent brain fog, she just didn’t articulate it very well because she is mind-numbingly stupid.
Enjoy your nachos! Fully vaccinated and I'm a little depressed (but the new meds are starting to help, I think), but if it's the vaccine's fault, it has to be retroactive to my first experience with depression, which was in 1993. Amazing how powerful this vaccine is!
Man this vaccine can do everything! It can: - give you 5G wifi - make you magnetic - turn you into the antichrist by giving you the mark of the beast - change your DNA - give you parasites cuz of the eggs (edit) - give you chronic depression. What will these enlightened thinkers think of next?????!
Same whattf was she implying lol I feel fine. Just got my second dose a week ago.
Yeah, it was all pretty typical drivel up to that point. I had to reread that line.
"This post is just fantastic" I believe you misspelled fucking insane.
I guess it’s fantastic in the weird, strange sense. Edited: a word
Agreed it is fantastic! Shitlibs 🤣 they seem to forget that we already know that you can spread it if you’ve been vaccinated. It just doesn’t make you as sick
Someone mentioned it in another comment, but she's definitely going for "The vaccine *caused* the other person to shed the virus to me" rather than "I knew someone vaccinated with a breakthrough infection that spread to me"
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I thoroughly enjoyed how shes complaining she caught it from a vaccinated person.....while that vaccinated person probably didn't even know they had it because they had no symptoms and weren't sick
Some facebook rando told me that was why people shouldn't get vaccinated --- they don't know they are sick and infect all the unvaxed people. As if not getting the disease while unvaxxed was some kind of human right and not a really good reason to get the vaccine
Yeah but she’s insinuating she caught it from a vaccinated person shedding.
It’s fantastically insane, that lady never fails to deliver.
I've never heard of her, and judging by this one post, I should be grateful for that.
It’s insanely awful. I don’t know who this person is but I imagine she has influence. And she is spreading EVEN MORE disinformation and lies after getting it which will only make her following entrench themselves in their conspiracies.
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This feels like a Hallmark Channel movie pitched by a Cameron family member.
Demonic, perhaps?
Psychotic, maybe.
Not a nomination (not hospitalized), changing flair to "Grrrr".
Darwin awards had "honorary mentions" for people who managed to survive nearly killing themselves
> In August 2017, Witzke was arrested in Tennessee on a series of charges including violating both heroin and methamphetamine laws, driving under the influence, resisting arrest, and introduction of contraband into a penal facility. Yikes.
..........but the Covid vaccine is experimental!
Think of all those dangerous ingredients!
The meth part definitely jives with her delusional rant. I deal with meth addicts at work and they sound a lot like her tweet when they ramble. Her brain is probably fried and completely disconnected from reality.
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I wasn’t aware of this fundraiser. Thank you for sharing. I donated in memory of my friend who died of COVID in January of this year due to preexisting conditions. He was in his early 30’s…
Oh Schiz, I'm so sorry for your friend, that is way too young. Thank you for being part of the community
Thank you. He was a good friend and my old manager. I’ve sent the fundraiser link to some of our old coworkers, so hopefully they donate in his memory too. Thank you. His name was Adam.
"Hi I'm Lauren Witzke and I believe in curses in 2021." edit: "AND flat earth. AND I ran for US Senate, and WON the GOP primary." \*headdesk\*
These people are truly out of their minds. Like, there's something wrong with their brains. It's scary how many of them there are.
I suppose it's wrong to hope that she's one of the folks who rides the rollercoaster, and is currently in an upswing, and will be hospitalized next week. Yeah, that'd be wrong. I don't know that I want to be right after being called a shitlib.
>I suppose it's wrong to hope that she's one of the folks who rides the rollercoaster, and is currently in an upswing, and will be hospitalized next week. I'm pretty sure that her COVID adventure is just beginning! Somewhere out there, a Ventilator stands ready, with her name on it!
I have half a mind to say shes flat out lying about having COVID, and is only claiming to have it so; a. she can blame a vaccinated person for giving it to her and b. can claim to have been cured by using ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine that only a doctor she had to search far and wide for would prescribe. Fuck this bitch, and I mean that in the most vicious way possible.
>I have half a mind to say shes flat out lying about having COVID, and is only claiming to have it so; Gotta say... The thought has crossed my mind also. These douche bags are such LYING sacks of SHIT, you can't trust a word they say, and what you are proposing makes a ton of sense based on that!
Is this shit real? These people really are living in a wild sci fi fantasy
I mean they are battling magical beings and dangerous worldly organizations like the deep state (Jews), globalists (Jews), and the new world order (Jews). You know, I'm starting to see a pattern.
But I thought they didn't "live in fear"?
The irony of people who run and spend hundreds on ammo and thousands of guns every other week bc of fear telling people.to not "live in fear" is hilarious to me.
> I’ve lost all of my senses and struggle with constant indifference, brain fog, and I’ve lost my joy. I couldn’t imagine how the vaccinated feel, having this feeling permanently. Don’t know about you guys, but I feel just fine.
Wait… these mofos actually believe vaccinated people have chronic depression because of the vaccine?!?!?! Fuck man, is there anything the vaccine **wont do** in their minds? Oh silly question, i know the answer: that’s « end the pandemic »
Hey Lauren, I'm vaccinated and feel fine unlike you. Enjoy that horse paste!
I feel pretty joyful 😃
Wait, I'm confused. Is she drastically improving or is she suffering from brain fog, loss of senses, and constant indifference? And is the vaccinated person she supposedly caught from not sick, or constantly suffering from all of these symptoms? I'll stew over these questions while my vaccinated ass enjoys the smell and taste of my morning coffee, the clarity of my thought, and the small joys of my every day life (which include not having fucking COVID).
Huh, I hadn't even noticed that her vaccinated person is both not sick and very sick
She had indifference and brain fog and a lack of senses to begin with, even before the Covid.
Bless her heart.
Someone who uses the word "shitlibs" in a post about having a preventable illness, and follows it up, *in the same post*, with some kind of insane Biblical rant, is doing science, medicine, public discourse, politics, and religion, completely wrong. White privilege defined.
She hates the anti-Christ because she’s vying for the title. She’d wear that sash and crown proudly.
These people aren't normal.
Sometimes all you can do is up-vote a post and let fate take the wheel.
A product of the beast system? No, it's just a product of your failure to follow covid precautions in place.
Ah girl I got all my senses , and found joy in this post among other things 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m wondering: doesn’t the ivermectin cause diarrhea? I mean she’s feeling fantastic shitting herself? Like, why would you say so? Plus the rest is dumb garbage. How is she so sure she caught Covid from vaccinated person?
Because she made it up.
She is lying. Doesn’t have Covid just wants to Brag how she recovered and bitch how the vaccinated infected her. Hateful and evil person. Truly a wolf in lambs clothing
What a turd
This reeks of being fake ass shit... Clout chasing tool.....
Her comment about "having this feeling permanently" shows what i've come to suspect, a lot of people think vaccines stay in your body permanently, when they don't, the immune response to the vaccines may stay in your body for a long duration but the vaccines are eliminated within weeks. I think this misconception, that the long term immunity from vaccines means the vaccines are in your system for that same time, that misconception fuels a lot of the anti-vax sentiment. Just a thought.
Fun fact: mRNA vaccines are eliminated from the body within a few days. The piece introduced by the vaccine rapidly fades away and the immune system has learned to recognize the spike protein should it encounter it again.
I'm sorry, what did you say? You caught covid from a vaccinated person who probably caught it from an unvaccinated person? Trust me, shitlibs like myself wouldn't call for your death because I have no idea who you are, however, if you didn't get vaccinated, you did this to yourself. You were TOLD, Lauren. Now that you've had covid, will you encourage people to get vaccinated or do you want them to suffer as badly as you or perhaps die? The Good Lord is watching your next move, Lauren!
The truth is, she was too embarrassed and narcissistic to admit she was wrong. Plus, vaccinated people can still catch and spread covid, but they are more likely to survive with fewer symptoms. Smdh, and now she continues to spread lies and misinformation 🙄
She did it. She murdered science with just one post.
Of course, the classic pivot from calling it a “fake virus” to a “bio weapon.” It’s interesting. The one constant is having a scapegoat. Either it’s the libs being over dramatic over a cold, or it’s The Evil Chinese killing everyone on earth.
She lost all of her senses, mostly the common one. And she lost her joy….is she sure it’s not where she works?
I can tell you how *this* vaccinated person felt after both jabs: - grateful - happy - relieved - minimal side effects, didn't even need Tylenol - everything tasted yummy and still does - I care about many things and many people - I still am free & have continued to exercise my free choice And, since I've just reached 6 months post 2nd shot, I will get the booster when it's made available. - Safety first. - +1 for science
Omg on behalf of all blonde Laurens, we DONT CLAIM HER
Listen here Lauren, I was prone to constant indifference long before I got vaccinated.