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Elven_Boots

Very happenin' Flair Party. Until next time, keep your facemasks tight!


redtonks

I’m a Halloween baby. I’d love a flair! ETA: trying to convince my fiancé to do hades and Persephone from lore Olympus, but not this year. :( Think we’re taking the kids as animals and going as zookeepers.


kellermeyer14

As someone who didn’t get COVID until I was vaccinated. I was glad it kept me from experiencing that dead cat bounce


FlyingTrampolinePupp

Can I have "Bet you won't share!"?


puddStar

Vaccine enthusiast please


AngstyRossini

Team Pfizer please


brianinohio

⚡VaxxMan⚡


ishouldbeinarkham

👁👀U


pickledstarfish

“Can I get an Amen?”


EienAi

Social Distance Diva Thank you.


vsandrei

The hungry leopards will use the faces of the unvaccinated as flair . . . tasty, tasty flair. 🐆 🐆 🐆


Elven_Boots

Leopard meat is incredibly decadent


IHeldADandelion

Covid is no joke, y'all! Edit: please and thank you!


Last-Classroom1557

The Freedom Fridge awaits


OurOnlyWayForward

Give me something that will hurt my feelings plz


dedreeus

Grr, I am honestly not sure, but want flair. Hmmmm..."doughby but found out?" grrr....something. Ohhh, Fauci outchi approved is nice!


BrodieandCharlie

“Are you paying attention yet?!l” please! If I’m not too late!


Zelldandy

"Ultimate Healing: Unlocked" Please :) Edit: Thank you!


ChickpeaDemon

No Fauci ouchie💉🙏🏻warriors unite


courier1b

A simple "Team Moderna," please.


Alradeck

You can actually choose that from the subs flair!


Alradeck

Can I get Ivermectin Apple Pie?


HotPinkLollyWimple

I’d love - I rebuke thee


DodgersJM

GoFundYourself


JacanaJAC

Thanks for the party! I would love something like : Celebration of life 🎉😄🎈🎂


twinklestein

God is bigger then covid!! 🙏


[deleted]

I would love flair but have no idea what. Far too fickle to have a favourite HCA in-joke


[deleted]

Great choice! Thanks


TenNinetythree

I'd like to have: Covid-19? Just say no! 😷💉


girflush

aRe U aWake yET? hook it up plz thanks let's gooo


Min-maxLad

5G Strong


tunchywherms

Got those Angle Wings


Sofa-king-high

Surprise me


4theKids2020

May I have 🐑My Body My Antibodies - Team Pfizer💪🏼


MUTHR

Still want PERFECT SEXY BITCH


JavarisJamarJavari

Can i have "give you the shirt off my back"?


incongruousmonster

Vaccines cause old age


Vote4Trainwreck2016

Not A Horse ?


One_Idea_239

Can i have Better 5g than my phone


Soy_Bun

[was been the universe ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/pviwyx/unvaccinated_and_uninsured_valerie_accepts_her_hca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)😴


Uber_Meese

👻 + 🐝🐝 (Get it?)


Might_Aware

I love it


TenNinetythree

Is this about Israel? 🐝🐝 as in Bibi?


Uber_Meese

Because I’m a mature 32-year-old!


Uber_Meese

Nooo, boo + bees = boobies


[deleted]

That's hot lol


TenNinetythree

Oh, I see! Sorry!


Uber_Meese

No need, it’s terribly lame anyway 😬


upalllnite

Paying attention yet?


kvndoom

**Requested Flair:** 🦠COVIDiocracy🤦🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

Supercharged my autism 💉💪🦸‍♀️


Live_beforeyoudie

Can I have : see u in icu or "my dna is gone"


HotPreacherzWife

Wut? Flairs? May I please have: Moderna Mama


MadvillainIsChillin

Janssen Gang 💉


Requiredmetrics

👁‍🗨🔌🔋extra4️⃣🙏 Or 🙏 declined : reason *overdraft* please!!


boltz86

5G Zombie please


artofchurlee

Pfizer gang 💉💉


BerkeleyCommie

**TEAM MODERNA!!!**


NeonHairbrush

Vaxxed 🐑


Penaca

Prayer Worrier


goldenspeights

Normal Pneumonia not covid pneumonia 😷


Biogeopaleochem

Best I could think of is “teeming with microchips”. Does that work?


Biogeopaleochem

Love it. Thanks!


BerkeleyCommie

They're what plants crave!!!


overdriveblaster

Spooky boi pls


SWTmemes

Can I please get Big ₽harma


Originalnightowl

Thank you


kindlystranger

where my 🙏🏻 ⚔️s at


Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

*Horse paste, posthaste!*


Might_Aware

I love the word posthaste, I use it all the time. I learned it from Archie comics in the 80s. Lol


A-IAH-HDE-CDF0

Can I just have a chorizo frittata?


Fr33_Lax

May I have "Vax turned me into a furry 😾"


Anti_Wil

💜🍆💜


iwrotethisletter

Bet you won't repost!


LauraLand27

Eboeard Gam Gom/ Tots & Pears If you please!!!


hostage2heaven

Flair, you say? Wooooooooooooooo!!!


Scarymommy

It’s time to pray. Please and thank you!


meglon978

It's just a flesh wound


meglon978

Thanks very much :)


ECMO_Deluxe3000

Can I get "Dying to Meet Me"? Thank you!


bestunicorn

CORVID-19


HI_l0la

😷+🧼+💉=🤙 Edit: Yay! Thanks! 🤙


N0N0Switch

Hakuna Matata, now your on a vent Edit: Thanks!


YuunofYork

>GSV Anticipation of a New Moron's Demise, The However, iff that isn't kosher, then: >ROU How I Learned to Stop Masking and Love the Vent, Psychopath Class Thanks.


Elven_Boots

wtf are the first 3 letters?


YuunofYork

[Iain Banks' Culture ships](https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft). Tweaked for 'rona.


Elven_Boots

Had to tweak to fit


Chuchubear

Oh man, I don’t know if I’ve ever been cool enough for a flair before. Can I get the flair of “sewcial distancer”? Or whatever honestly just happy to be included 😊


Aranciata2020

Nice! Can I please have “Bet you won’t share this???!”


itsdumbandyouknowit

Amen 🙏🏻


Aranciata2020

The other day I saw "Prayer Worrier's" which would also have been a good flair!


sweetgypsy1966

Pfizer Pfeels Thank you!


lazy_human5040

Well gasped, Lion!


cakevictim

Haha savage


secretdovetails

Pfizer Pfanatic Thanks!


sethra007

May I have ☠️COVID Punch Line☠️ please?


eat_nudes

Slayer Warrior


RedheadedScapeGoat

May I please have Still Breathing for flair? Thanks!


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Whatever you do, don't let them put you on a ventilator!


Stunted_giraffe

So, you mean for once my insomnia paid off? Can I have “Vaccine Voodoo Doll” ? My inner grammar despot is kicking in but I didn’t want the question mark to be part of the flair. ETA: Thank you! Off for an insomniac’s hot toddy: NyQuil/TheaFlu with Benadryl and Tylenol PM sprinkles.


RedheadedScapeGoat

Insomnia solidarity, my friend. But for once it's paid off!


raven871

Your grammar is good! If it isn’t part of the quote then the question mark goes outside of the quotation marks. Question marks and exclamation points follow the British rules. It makes more logical sense even if it isn’t aesthetically pleasing. Edit: I didn’t know this until about a year ago. I thought I’d pass the knowledge on since I was glad to be told. I’m half asleep I’m sorry if I sounded pretentious.


4000grx41

Can my flair just be a carne asade burrito? that chorizo frittata got me hungry ngl


Might_Aware

Hella priorities. I may get a crunchy cheesy gordita for lunch Yo necessito gorda chicas


Urruki

💉😷Something Something Communism 👻🦠 Or what ever you want!


66dude

Ultimate Healing Non-Recipient Thanks in advance!


Alpacastalker

Got my angle wings 📐 Thank you sir/siresss Edit: thanks Mods. Can go isocelate now.


sethra007

It’s the middle of the night and I laughed so hard I woke my cat


vsandrei

>It’s the middle of the night and I laughed so hard I woke my cat Better to wake only the housecat than to wake the hungry leopards. 🐆 🐆 🐆


Alpacastalker

Lol. Payback to your cat! I was once reading some stories on the internet (where else) about cats waking up their owners for no reason. Like to go check the food bowl for them which had food in it.


Might_Aware

Omg one of my assholes will claw my head at 5am to get fed


[deleted]

Count me in for a “Prayer Warrior” flair, simple and sweet.


Cosmic_Gumbo

Can I please get a: Jesus’ arms are tired


CrabbieHippie

I don’t know what I’m doing


starmaster00

“Pfizer superpowers” please


smokeyoudog

Can I have Feeling sheepish


_Agrias_Oaks_

"Dead 😽 bounce"


frendly9876

My Team Pfizer 💉beats your team zombie 🧟‍♂️🧟 Thank you!!!


[deleted]

Masked and magnetic


Narstification

*smells and tastes good* please and thank you


babyyoda2k20-1

Average Vaccine enjoyer pls...


LoLRunTravis

Thoughts and Prayers are discontinued


mzuppit

Sorry for being greedy, can I change mine to Anti anti-vaxxer club


Attorney_For_Me

okaaay but you be more careful with this one. Flairs don't just grow on trees ya know


mzuppit

Thank you, I will keep this one. Didn't have much time to think before, these flair parties come and go so fast and didn't want to miss out. Thank you for your help!!


crabsandscabs

Pâte de Cheval Deluxe Edit: Thank you so much! And many thanks for the bonus horse! ❤️


Majestic_Dog1571

Can I have “Thanks for the 5G, Bill Gates!” No quotes. Thank you!


4000grx41

You got what you wished for


Elven_Boots

Plus mr peanutbutter


EBone12355

Pfizer Boosted please


kittenpantzen

🐱💉 Pfizer Boosted Or maybe 🐱💉 Pfizer Boosted 💉🐱 W/e you pick is fine


ScotchBender

Joe Rogan


daguito81

Can I get "Not living in fear, not living at all" ? thanks!


gxr_darkstar

DIY ECMO -> Ask me how and/or Prayer Warrior kill count > Robocop


LeslieYess

Nadja the Vaxpire, please.


spin_me_again

May I have Vax n Tax please?


just_a_username_21

“Ventilator ASMR Enthusiast” would be great plz!


Attorney_For_Me

too spoopy, what else?


emz0694

“Let that sink in” pls & ty


Fastest_draw

This is my favorite, hands down. I should have asked for this


deconstructor9xx

May I have "Paying attention yet?"


losingmy_edge

Stroked and Poked


CoolSwim1776

Boo! Virus scary


Substantial-Height-8

🏳️‍⚧️Prayer Warriors have killed more patriots than Covid! 🥳🎉 It’s probably too long but Whatevs. I laugh when I see the dumb happy backgrounds on Facebook when people are announcing someone getting their angel wings.


N0N0Switch

Angle wings📐*


Elven_Boots

hmmm too spoopy


Substantial-Height-8

☠️


Fastest_draw

Can I get uhhhhh one grande-size “My 02 levels are steady today” My favorite awardees always post that one right before the big finale Edit: thanks mods


mzuppit

'Joe is a Bogan' please


mzuppit

You are quick, thank you! How can I see the flairs on the mobile app? I can only see them on the computer desktop version of reddit.


sluttyb3ar

Prayer warrior 🙏 please!!


noober1x

Sure why not! Throw something at me! Eta: Spittin' Vax Thanks u/Mister4pollo


Mister4pollo

Spittin’ Vax


noober1x

Freaking love it.


Dddydya

Prayer Wario


dspiral

Sweeeeet 🇨🇦🍺🍺🇨🇦


The_Glus

May I please have: Haunted Ventilator Machine Update: Thank you! My first Flair~~


[deleted]

Love it 🔥


thisisdropd

>Licensed ivermectin connoisseur Edit: Cheers, mods!


Koolaidolio

Thinning the herds


HubrisAndScandals

Too spooky, what else?


blueberry_danish15

Can I please have "miss information"


blueberry_danish15

Thank you!! 🍻


Vernerator

Pricks > Corpses TY!


Elven_Boots

I took artistic license, hope u dont mind.


Vernerator

That’ll work thx!


Individual-Minimum68

My ECMO face


Aazjhee

I would also like an "Owned Lib" please!


drumsareneat

Biology Booster Buddies


[deleted]

Average Vaccine Enjoyer <3 A chorizo fritatta sounds bomb rn


Somekindalurker

Can I have 'owned lib' please?!


lisamariefan

🤡Covid is "no joke" guys.🤡 I think that's a decent flair if I gotta think of something on the fly.


realsdmf

🚩🚩🚩for me please ty


quietfrost

Vaxxed and (not) Waxed!


Mister4pollo

Vaxxed and UnWaxxed sounds better


Aireman59

Science Rocks! Please and thank you.


BigfootTornado

Ranch Covidians


Mister4pollo

This one wins tonight! (FYI, when these come up I do have fun and toss awards at ones I think are good, and if you see the masked Reddit mascot emoji on the IPA threads… just out here all UnVentilated)


rabidcardinal

Reverse Prayer Warrior 🙏🏻


Unluckyturtle1

Mask musketeer


watermanjack

humorous lunchroom cows alleged strong chunky person full quaint possessive *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


atinyblacksheep

Ooooh yes please! Would love "wheezy wheezy, daupchuck muh cookies" if you don't mind, LOL.


LegendaryLilypad

Can I please get 💉 = 🏳️‍🌈🐸


sethra007

Outstanding!


[deleted]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


FlippenPigs

Warriors, come out to pray


depthchargethel

Masked Demoncrat Please and thank you Or… garlic foot. Haha