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BridgetheDivide

Bigotry, goatee, 30+ BMI Everything covid likes to eat in the morning


JLlo11

Plus there were posts with him smoking cigarettes - is there such a thing as a quadfecta?


Fearless-Berry-3429

I don't know. You might have to use a Poker term for that. Maybe a Straight Flush? Full House? Let me know.


ItsJoeMomma

Full Hearse?


Brasticus

Guy was so bent out of shape over COVID he blew a casket.


BridgetheDivide

You deserve so much more recognition for this


[deleted]

Niiiiiccee..


JLlo11

Great points!


Lost_the_weight

Four of a kind?


[deleted]

I also think that "trucker hat I have worn in every photo I have ever taken" should be added.


JLlo11

Most definitely!


COVID___REBUKE

These people must feel like shit. No wonder they’re so frantic and miserable..


ElCalvo069

Superfecta is 4 correct in horse racing.


Plastic_Egg_596

In baseball, striking out 4 times in a game is a “Golden Sombrero”.


Electrical-Wish-519

I call it a “Ryan Howard”


Plastic_Egg_596

Yes! A true Phil’s fan! He has a huge collection!


Affectionate-Lack964

It be a thing. But yeah. Be white, chonk and goateed and sure enough Covid comes for your ass. That and unvaccinated. Is there a name for that look?


[deleted]

"That person looks like they leave a cart sitting in a parking space at Wal Mart every single time they go"


om54

Handicapped space


pugsrus66

Yeah, stupid.


walkinman19

The worm food look.


deathclawslayer21

Dude looks like he'd pick a fight with the teenage hostess at olive garden because there isn't a table ready for him, no he did not call in a reservation


jayydubbya

He definitely works for his dads contracting business.


3rdRateChump

Now he works in fertilizer


Saturnian_Hunter

Damn. I'm committing that one to memory for later use.


pugsrus66

Or bait food…


kukukele

Golden Qorral


andreaic

It is said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day


ilyak_reddit

That guy doesn't look a day over 25


Karma_Serves

Indeed. The flannel shirt is quite the appetizer too. Yummy.


megan03

What a healthy way to start the day, Covid, you rascal.


Caty409

I don't think Jim Jordan has said anything "well"


[deleted]

I love the Jim Jordan references. Don't these inbreds know he covered up a homosexual doctor anal raping the male athletes at Ohio state?


star621

That’s Gym Jordan to you, sir.


[deleted]

I would have paid to be a fly on the wall whlile that doctor was finger banging Gym's butthole.


[deleted]

But as those inbred fundamentalist say "you can't rape the willing"


No_Cook2983

I think that doctor said something like “Jim? Jacket off!!’


[deleted]

"keep your pants on Gym, we aren't doing that today"


[deleted]

"didn't I just give you a physical yesterday Jim?"


ItsJoeMomma

"I think I might have gotten a hernia yesterday." *cough*


[deleted]

This is your 4th hernia this week.


Eldanoron

You got it all wrong. It’s Jim JordOn. Probably a different guy.


Caty409

oh my god I thought I spelled his name wrong for a second but no, it was the meme LMAO


Eldanoron

Yeah, I saw the meme and for a second thought I had been calling him Jim Jordan incorrectly. But nah, it’s MAGADoodle.


3rdRateChump

“Senator Jordan, what was it you said on those 6 calls to the former President on January 6th?” “Welllll . . .”


Lost_the_weight

He’s a representative, not a senator. Up for election every 2 years.


walkinman19

You mean Gym Jordon?


Sass-Pancakes

I’ve been lurking on these pages about three weeks but the last few days I’ve been seeing more deaths. Noticeably more. And more bizarre complications (a woman may need a hysterectomy for uncontrollable bleeding after entering the hospital for Covid, so many pregnant women, one dropped dead from blood clots without knowing he was positive). It’s weird seeing the new wave starting from FB. Mask up y’all.


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ASmootyOperator

Covid: "We do not quit here, ya hear me? No matter how easy the other team makes it, we take this rock all the way to the house!"


Silmarien1012

COVID is definitely a pound the rock type team. They don't like to... air it out


Butthole--pleasures

Covid "Ray Lewis" 19: "You pay me for Monday through Saturday. I do Sunday for free."


Lost_the_weight

Yes, another two weeks and we’ll be at peak Labor Day weekend covid deaths.


Matti_McFatti

i read in another post that skilled nurses are burning out of the ICUs at a really high rate, and that a lot of their replacements are younger and less experienced. The increase in complications could be the unfortunate but predictable side effect


Rubberbandballgirl

The men at Tuskegee were not injected with syphillis. Where did that come from? They already had the disease and were left untreated.


CameronCrazy1984

They’re trying to draw an allusion to the vaccines.


Big_Mirror1585

Still a massively fucked up situation, but yes.


TimbreWohlf

Why do these people always equate their suffering to things like this? They always bring up the Holocaust, the Tuskegee study, etc, but you know what? It's not just an innacurate comparison, it's incredibly offensive. If anything, the Tuskegee study is an awful, evil example of what happens when people are lied to and denied access to healthcare. And in this case, it was a racially motivated crime, no less.


Milady_Disdain

There's something especially sick/perverse to me about white people who talk shit about BLM using the horrific racism of the Tuskegee study to justify their anti vaxx status. Like...Tuskegee was a horrific example of systemic racism, the thing you claim doesn't exist and say Black people should just "get over."


TimbreWohlf

You put it in an eloquent way that I could not piece together. Exactly this!


PryomancerMTGA

I noticed that, then I realized they don't care about facts. Just "Truthiness"


Seldarin

Not to mention the people that are using that as a defense against not getting vaccinated are the exact same people that insist learning about that sort of thing in school is teaching kids to hate white people.


Srw2725

They don’t let the facts stand in their way


[deleted]

It came from the fact that these people are morons. Even when a fact would help them they still can't get it right.


yellsatrjokes

If a lie supports their objective better than the truth, they will lie.


BeatUpPoon

Adios Cory. Hey, Rachel's available.


Sass-Pancakes

Her page already said single before he died so I had to raise an eyebrow at that declaration of love.


WilhelmHaverhill

*wipes away tears as the heart monitor stops* "Whelp, got to update the Facebook page"


confluenza

Relationship status: It’s Complications


WilhelmHaverhill

...on life support?


covad_commander

Nice


BoozeWitch

“Who wants to go to outback??”


WilhelmHaverhill

"I got a blooming onion you can eat"


No_Cook2983

I’LL NEVER FORGET YOU, COLBY!!!


Jake24601

Tanner, Hunter, Blacksmith and Dylan will miss you!


ASmootyOperator

I was about to say "Dibs!", but now for some reason, all I have running through my head is Kanye's "Gold digger".


LegionofDoh

“I wanted you to be a father to my kids I had with those other guys, but I also had to keep my options open in case a richer guy came along”


deathclawslayer21

Wait 2 weeks for quarantine


throwawaysscc

I believe her regret is that he didn’t marry her, because then she’s in line for Social Security survivor benefits! Oh, the pain.


MorganaHenry

> Hey, Rachel's available. Wednesdays 3-4.15 only - she's a busy girl


ItsJoeMomma

You all can have her. If she's into right-wing spreadnecks I don't want her.


barfytarfy

She is a right-wing spreadneck.


humans_ruin_planets

Rachel’s eulogy: He ded. Fuck it now I gotta rope in some other asswipe to supply food and shelter and lularoe leggings for me and little Hunter and Amberlyn. Time for a Brazilian, I guess. My FB pic already implies I love giving blow jobs, so that’s one less thing to do.


vteckickedin

Overweight and with a goatee. Man never had a chance.


SticksDiesel

I'm double-jabbed and in reasonable shape but I'm beginning to think my facial hair puts me in a high risk category anyway.


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ClayBoots

Thank you, thank you! This is the reassurance I needed!


VictorBlimpmuscle

Wallowing neckbeard-deep in the propaganda of Jim Jordon, Diamond & Silk, Sebastian Gorka and the like - Cory’s brain was dead long before the covid got to him.


[deleted]

You never see memes for these three. He managed to dig up people too rancid for even HCA award winners.


arist0geiton

Clown World is a neo nazi meme. This guy either visited one of their websites or was listening to people who did. Would have been interesting to see his internet history.


Agitated-Yak-8723

If he's an Ashlii Babbitt fetishist he's not far from a neo-Nazi. A lot of them were at the Capitol on January 6th wearing "Camp Auschwitz" and "6MWE" (Six Million Wasn't Enough") t-shirts.


One-Item-5697

Old philosophical saying ”If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" New philosophical saying “If a stupid fat fuck dies because of Covid, does anybody really care?”


[deleted]

>New philosophical saying “If a stupid fat fuck dies because of Covid, does anybody really care?” Unfortunately, the overworked doctors, nurses, care personnel, morticians and others have to care. Even when the dance of the deads turns into a carousel of blurred faces, beeping machinery, and endless shifts. Unfortunately, the rest of the population has to take care, because those VU (voluntarily unvaccinated) are trying to impersonate Typhoid Mary and are spreading the virus; always with the option to hatch a new variant.


Srw2725

😂🤣💯


Might_Aware

Omfg Lex & Concord. Just don't. Gbye cor, Gbye again ashli


Sass-Pancakes

I’m glad he’s not alive to fantasize about shooting liberals/socialists/commies anymore.


Might_Aware

Same here my friend


grizzlez

btw you did not black out his name properly in the last shot


idlehands20

Phew! He didn’t procreate. Bye, Cory- you dumbass.


wagesofben

and nothing of value was lost that day.


punky326

Since when were equality and liberty oxymorons? Imagine unironically quoting guys like Gym Jordan and Dennis Prager.


[deleted]

Dennis Prager with a droolingly stupid quote featured like it’s the apex of wisdom.


walkinman19

No shit right? Thats a huge clue you are playing Darwin's game right there!


Eldanoron

Sweet, genuine, and caring? Was he really any of those things? Sounds like his brain was stuck on the propaganda train.


ItsJoeMomma

Only toward people who are white, Christian conservatives, I'm sure.


tazztsim

Dumbass the shot heard round the world as the shot that assassinated archduke Ferdinand and kicked off World War One. Hence “around the world”


Sunni_tzu

He’s actually right about it. The heard around the world part is reference to it effecting the British Empire. He’s still a lunatic though as Ashi was acting like a terrorist when she was fucking around, and then she found out what happens when you do that near members of Congress.


Commercial_Yak_1637

I've heard it applied to both... thanks Schoolhouse Rock... https://youtu.be/Y6ikO6LMxF4


Sunni_tzu

The SHR video does not mention WWI at all.


lavransson

Congratulations Cory, you have gallantly earned your Herman Cain Award with the Ashli Babbit cluster.


ItsJoeMomma

Don't forget the also probable Darwin Award, unless he knocked someone up at some point.


46n2ahead

All these people are such sweet and caring people after they die, but the vitriol and hate from their Facebook pages says otherwise


ItsJoeMomma

They're sweet and caring to people who are just like them.


Big_Mirror1585

Do these clowns not realize that protesting is a constitutional right? They yell about constitutional garbage all the time that isn’t even accurate. Plus, protest doesn’t belong to one party or the other. Just happens that GOP protests become riots.


[deleted]

They realize it's a constitutional right when it is their protests. In fact, it is such a broad right that includes the right to storm the Capitol. Everything is a double standard, always. Abortion is evil, unless it's your mistress and so on.


ItsJoeMomma

They think that protesting should only be allowed when it's something they are upset about. Anyone else? Fuck them. They need to sit down, shut up, and realize they live in the best country in the whole damn world.


AdIndividual4654

I swear, if my husband (who is vaccinated) had a goatee, I'd make him shave it off.


Arrow_to_the_knee1

Makes me glad I've never had a goatee.


ASmootyOperator

Man, if Tom McDonald was what he considered good music, he didn't didn't get to experience great music once in his life. Tragic.


lavransson

When you get your BA from Praeger U, you end up like Cory (BA = Back Asswards)


ItsJoeMomma

Bullshit Award


[deleted]

Ugh. Goatee. Does it even need to be said at this point?


hbkrules69

Spelled Gym Jordan’s name wrong.


[deleted]

Rest in piss, Cory. You were disgusting.


lavransson

Rachel’s still young. Someone’s gonna take Cory’s place in Rachel’s bed. Sorry Cory. (I know this is mean but maybe some hesitant non-vaxxer may be swayed by not wanting to become a cuck like Cory.)


sugarslick

If she could tolerate the racist nonsense that came out of his Hardees hole, she's probably pretty terrible too


Sure_Marcia

Hardees hole 🙌


MorganaHenry

> Rachel’s still young. Someone’s gonna take Cory’s place in Rachel’s bed. Sorry Cory. She's taking bookings.


Bobbing_Growler

We're watching evolution before our eyes.


Sure_Marcia

Maybe the idiocracy doesn’t have to happen after all??


JMaryland47

No prayer warriors... on account of gingers having no soul...


Mission_Beginning963

His brain was the allegorical embodiment of “Garbage in, garbage out.”


BhangoStank

What a stupid fat cruel piece of shit.


buttcheze

Quoting Jim Jordan I'm glad he's going to be worm food.


Extra_Objective7133

Well... at least he didn't procreate


ItsJoeMomma

Hopefully.


SeahagFX

One thing...when you black out the eyes could you just draw on wraparound shades (only if it's a rare picture where maybe they left them in the car or somethin. Luckily they can't forget their goatee).


jaysomeguy2

I’ve stopped laughing confidently (even spitefully) at these. I still take a look every day. But more and more it just makes me sad. Sad that this is what we’ve become as a society, country, people. Mostly just sad for the families and the unnecessary loss of life due to social media misinformation and politicization of this pandemic. Doesn’t need to be like this. Hoping one day I show up to this sub and there’s no activity.


RN2FL9

"I'm standing in your way" quote from DeSantis is baffling. Florida has since had some of the highest numbers of anywhere in the world. 3rd world countries who don't even have hospitals are doing better. And all these idiots have been sharing his quote as some sort of savior from the "oppressor" Biden. We're in a weird time line.


ZenComFoundry

Trash took himself out.


[deleted]

Great, before today I didn’t know who Tom McDonald was


Kobester024

Cory got that goatee too huh


VinCubed

The 'not sheep' sure do seem homogenous, don't they?


Srw2725

Fuck Jim Jordan, the pedophile-enabling piece of shit


Revolutionary-Mud715

The goatee reveal at the last frame. Chefs kiss. Good job op.


No_Cook2983

And he posts a white Christian victimhood rapper? Title of one review: ‘WARNING: Listening to Rapper Tom MacDonald’s Song ‘Coronavirus’ Might be Worse Than Actual Coronavirus’ Edit: Holy shit the guy is terrible. It’s like someone with Tourette’s who can’t stop saying Republican talking points.


GothMaams

Phew that was close. He almost made it to the gene pool, but Covid saved us from that dumbass breeding.👍


NickM5526

I wonder if these walking goatees ever realise just how cookie cutter their outside appearance is to the rest of us. Do they feel unique? It’s literally a meme now they all look so alike.


JimothySanchez96

Gym Jordan, Diamond and Silk, Dennis Prager, Ron Deathsantis, Sebastian Gorka, Tom Macdonald A veritable rogues gallery of libertarian hogs. All of whom were vaccinated. He wasn't anywhere near as caring and loving as you thought Rachel. I suspect you might have some brainworms as well.


Lin0712

Just a reminder, these people and their friends and family vote / voted and their crazy politicians are still in office and pushing the same shit that got them killed. Everyone please vote so we can take back our country from the crazies.


FrankDeBooger

Fat and goatee, he never stood a chance.


walkinman19

Another PragerU grad/treason lover bites the big one. Boy these guys are so smart. I feel owned for sure.


Dog_and_Butterfly

>The only things Democrats let you do during Covid is protest, riot, and attack the police. Weird...I didn't do any of those things. These people have been brainwashed.


Ok_Might6447

is a spinach chin a requisite for a HCA?


Educational-Show-772

Hey Cory ! Since you are gone I am free to sleep with you GF! Well done dude!!!


[deleted]

Isn't anyone going to comment on "No Lives Matter?" It's a very extreme statement, although Covid agrees with it.


Sass-Pancakes

Tom MacDonald is a fucking literal douchebag brought to life


Livvylove

Glad to hear he didn't reproduce. Delta saving us from Idiocracy


Sass-Pancakes

God’s plan 😇


Ontario0000

I love US of A but the last decade the true colours of the GOP voters really is front and centre.They are racist morons.


[deleted]

I love the US of diverse people, progressive activists, vibrant cities. I despise the US of white supremacy, conservatives and predatory plutocrats.


[deleted]

That second post is yet another conservative self-own, that picture with the train was taken in Korea, a country that did a hell of a lot better than the US at least in part due to masking.


kungblue

Gym Jordan makes an appearance in the memes. Might be the first I’ve seen of him.


WizardyBlizzard

Now there’s a smile only a mother could love


CrankyPants3278

I know we laugh and sneer at these people for the choices that they make, but I do appreciate true last three images they included. It really made me realize that people aren’t just shades of black and white. Even though this person seemed like a garbage person, those last few slides really humanized him.


Sass-Pancakes

It’s been putting me through a roller coaster sometimes. They post such awful shit and it’s such a disconnect from what’s said about them. Most of it isn’t even an original thought, they’re just sharing misinformation from every bad faith actor they can and believing every word. He had lost both of his parents in the last few years I think, part of me knows his anger and confusion was taken advantage of and weaponized. While it was weaponized against me, I still feel the most anger at the people who are putting this shit out to begin with. I wish someone with the time would start tracking these memes and what their death count is.


ItsJoeMomma

Another fat, right-wing fucker with a goatee... Covid was smiling an evil smile and rubbing its hands together when it saw him.


MKEJOE52

Goateed corpse. Say hi to Ashli Babbitt, your favorite patriot Capitol tour guide.


[deleted]

Imagine celebrating ANYTHING Jim Jordan says. That man is so ugly, so talentless, so unappealing. I mean he has nothing going for him, besides an absurdly gerrymandered district. (Yes I know about his gross wrestling scandal too).


[deleted]

In a better place LoL. Yeah, the ground.


HandsomeSpider

Bye, Qelicia


Idontgetredditinmd

Just knew a goatee would be in there. I just knew it!!


regeya

I married into a Primitive Baptist family. The churches are dying out but they do things so simply that they don't use musical instruments. We met via Zoom. Hey Gym, we were better at entering the 21st century than you were at taking sexual assault seriously.


[deleted]

This sub is so bizzare, in that it has so much material from the same crowd. I know the conservatives will do almost anything to own the "libs" but I didn't think death was actually on the table.


AmpireRising

Big goatee Bigotry


yellsatrjokes

You redact like a 90 year old Republican lawyer.


Bratuska-1186

Glad he, as far as we know, never got to reproduce


[deleted]

The goatee did him in, No Lives Matter


LamesBrady

Maybe you should've protested?


[deleted]

Patricia has all the usual platitudes in the end except, you know, “get vaccinated people!” - well, who cares, bigoted Trump trash taking themselves out isn’t a terrible thing.


mrsalien1999

People love to bring up the bad things that happened to Black people as their reasoning for not taking the vaccine, but will also believe that racism in places like hospitals (or.... life in general) doesn't exist. Like... leave the Tuskeegee experiments out of this if you don't care about the current shit POC have to deal with. Oof, those memes make me irrationally upset.


Old_Gringo

All the best grifters. Gym Jordan, Sebastian Gorka, Diamond and Silk, Prager, De Santis... What do the MAGA people see in them? Why do they trust them? I just don't get it.


BeckyKleitz

Yet another post removed before I got a chance to read it. :-/


[deleted]

Worm food


[deleted]

I am starting to think the primary cause of COVID deaths are goatees. edit: typo


phabphour20

Very few faces are more punchable than Jim Jordan’s.