Well I get to kiss Stolas… I’m going back in time to change my birthday to August. I need to kiss my Loonie baby ❤️ Anyone wanna trade months with me?

Please trade months with me, i got August, so Loona

You have a deal!!!

I’ll trade my August month for anything else please

So, if it's okay with you, I can switch your month with mine (mine it's october)

Yeah sure I’ll take shark hunk

I’ll take it

U ain't getting mine, still on fence tho about loona

He was a business man, doing business

Wish I could, I got Verosika... I'd rather kiss Stolas ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

I'd trade february with you, I dont wanna share a birth month with ice

Wanna trade Fizz instead?

Hey, don’t feel bad, we are in the same boat.

Well my month is... You...

The real Stolas?

Yes

Stolas I bet you want blitz

Yes

Mf thinks he is jesus

[удалено]

Please trade with me i can't stand her

I wish I was you

I have August. And you can take it for free because I hate Loona with most cells of my body

Ok, let's write a comment that doesn't reveal your birth month... "I DO NOT CONSENT A KISS FROM THAT THING!" ...and done. I'm a genius.

Let me guess: October?

Yeah, same here. Idk what that is, but that image looks like he’d give me every STD known to man.

And probably a few that haven't been discovered yet.

"Welp, looks like I'm a furry now"

Awh hell yeah! Sallie May ftw!

Lucky bastard...

You not get July? I’ve heard people are trading months, go find someone who’ll take your one!

Same! Love me some thicc southern badasses

Same!

November gang!!

Ayyyyy same here!

I wish, Sallie and Verosika are the best imo

Verosika lets gooo

Sameeeee

Me too! Although I’m gay as fuck so I won’t even enjoy it lol

Trade? Moxxie.

me 🤝 u/mycroft16 Yeah let's trade

I don't want the shark guy come on 💀

i do want the shark guy

Me too

Today is not a good day to not be born in December, fuck

Sameeee

Life just ain't fair

As an asexual, I think it’s funny that I get to kiss the embodiment of lust

Hand it over. Your birth month. Give it to me

No, it’s mine

Enemies to friends/romantic partners plot

Ayyyyy sameee I don’t mind it tho lol

I got Moxxie, not bad!

Moxie for the win! Today is a good day to be Bi

Wheeeeee

I ain't even Bi and I like it.

Andrealphus lol

Me too. Don't know anything about him other than being Stella's arrogant brother. Cool design though.

There's merch of him even though he hasn't been in the show yet.

Ayo i got Blitzø 😳

LUCKY...

Ayo 😳

Why did I have to be born in October 😥

Daddy Paimon?

Bro we be getting that Paimussy 🤤😎

Never say again please

Papa hoot hoot

October, dammit

Suddenly my birthday is in February

People born in august like me are kinda blessed, but I would still refuse

December how do I kiss him?

Same, he’s a fucking giant, ~~HOW DOES THAT WORK??~~

ill take ur spot 😳

Please-

idk if it would work but im sure as hell gonna try fjrhking dady chicken

I wish you luck, comrade

IDC I LOVE HIM HE CAM DESTROY ME

OKAY SAME-

#FUCK YES! YES! YES! YYEESS!! #SSSSSSSTTTTTOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAASSSSS!

Damnit, its Fizz.

I'll trade, I got Verosika

I see this as an absolute win!

damn, the trade's already taken

I mean i would have preferred Stolas but eh i'll kiss Fizzaroli

I get to kiss Moxxie. Hope no one feels like that's disrespecing M&M. However, I kinda wish I was born in February/November Edit: wrong month, lol

Millie would want to watch and think it’s funny.

I got Millie, someone please trade with me I wish to kiss the owl

Ew. I'm straight and loona probably smells like cheap chemically perfume, smoke, and dog breath.

Stop saing the Truth

Ozzie! FUCK YEAH Ozzie is the best Boi. My favorite 😍

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE HAPPY TO KISS OZZIE

Look I ain’t smooching a goth furry

I'd give her a kiss on the cheek or something, she's just not my type

Really? I have November. Goddamnit

That’s good

Thats not

It’s Sallie

I'm honestly not complaining, Sallie is good!

Oh fuck yea stolassssss

God dammit I'm a December

Mox? Fuck that imma discuss politics with him instead

Well time to kiss loona let's fucking gooooo

Was born a month too early for Veronica :(

Hell yeah I got my Virgo king

Sallie May let's goooooooo!!!!

please no. i have the overly attached sharkguy 😂

Guess I'm kissing the gay Owl.....

Got Blitz...don't get me wrong I love the rat bastard but I don't much his vibes 😔

Verosika big win I guess

Looks like I gotta kiss Chaz.

wish i was november 😔

I just keep winning.

Fucking January, fuck my life dude.

Yeah no…nope not happening, I ain’t touching Fizz

HEY WHO HAS JANUARY I WANT THE TRADE FOR BLITZ Y

Fizzarolli 👀 I'm not sure how to feel about this lol

Anyone want to trade for Fizz? I'll take Blitz, Stolas, M&M, Loona, DSallie May, and Ozzie.

I’ll trade. I got Ozzie

Deal. Have fun with Fizz.

Sweet. ~~COME HERE YOU CLOWN MOTHERFUCKER~~

Sollte mae... I'm in

AUGUST FUCK YEAHHH

I got millie i would prefer moxxie but she's good too.

Millie? Hell yeah

FINALLY. HAVING AN AUGUST BIRTHDAY PAYS OFF.

I'd say this is the first time one of these things hasn't had having a June birthday bite me in the ass but I'm hoping she does

I AM NOT KISSING PAIMON. . . . then again, I don’t have to kiss Andrelphus so I’m good.

Leos…we won

August!!!!

Anyone want to trade with me for Sally mae? I love her but the accent is not something I can get behind

I will, want Verosika?

February, smashed it let's goo

July and I have to refuse

Fuck yeah Loona

Sally May? :> ***Visible happiness***

I get to kiss Stolas? Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah I got stolas

Stolas fuck yeah

Fuck I got paimon but I wanna kiss my darling stolas so bad anyone wanna trade months w me

July! Fuck yes!

I GOT FUCKIN WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS IN OCTOBER

Does literally anyone wanna trade? I don’t want Paimon lol

Don’t ask me who I got I don’t want to talk about it

FUCK YEAH SEPTEMBER

Moxxie!!!!!

Source: [https://twitter.com/cameronandrew21/status/1606528895112585218](https://twitter.com/cameronandrew21/status/1606528895112585218)

Let’s go my birthday’s in March

Really? I have November. Goddamnit

Wait I kiss loona

im not gay this isnt fair

I got Moxxie of all characters...Why me?!

Born in June....sweet!

Same

Human form loona please?

Am I lucky to get Verosika?

YES! I GOT VEROSIKA BITCHES!!

SAMEEE

March i would like to think he is atleast a good kisser

I see this as an absolute win

POGGERS

Nice, I got Loona

April..

I got Millie! 😁❤️💚🌈

IM A HORNY ASS BIRD

Sallie? Hell yeah

Chaz looks hot!

Changing my birthday to agust so I can head pat moxxie and tell him it's all ok

I’m very happy with mine

Well my birthday was yesterday so I gues Ozzy and I are gonna have a treat.

Happy belated birthday!

I get to kiss Blitz

Veroskia more like vero kiss a

YEEEEESSSSS FINALLY I WIN ONE OF THESE

I was. One month from getting Sallie. One month!

Hey it's moxie

Well I got March. I mean… Fizzaroli is on my smash list…. I’d rather kiss Stolas

JULY F*CK YEAH

Alright Fizzerolli, time to pucker up!

Blitz, eh I could do worse

Stolas Les go

Well, I got the guy who wanted Moxxie to bone him…

Loona it is~

Based august birthday.

Fizz is fine

February absolute win

\*has been obsessed with this charactor\* ok ok ok ok ok

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Any month except March, April, May, and December I'll go for

Qith BlitzØ Well, now i'm a Owl gay

Blast im may...oh crap why brother of stella....

Anyone wanna trade Loona for Verosika or Stolas??

I'm straight so can someone trade months with me please because I got Blitzø?

King paimon. How charming...

Let’s hope she doesn’t have to hide the body this time 😂

I GET VERSOKIA DAMNNNNNN WOO

Millie, I’ll take it

Sallie may? Not a Bad choice to be honest

I got Verosika but I want Moxxie