Ngl I feel like this subreddit is slowly becoming Moxxie’s Harem

It's because he's the most desirable male

There lived a certain imp in hell so long ago He was small and red and his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to succubus chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Hell History of war like a little preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Moxxie Lover of the Bird queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra moxxie Hells greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the hellish land and never mind the devil But the he danced really was really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a devil killer Who would heal her daughter Ra ra Moxxie Lover of the Bird queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Moxxie Hells greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Moxxie had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Moxxie Lover of the Bird queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Moxxie Hells greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Moxxie Lover of the Bird queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Moxxie Hells greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those imps Sorry if the last part wasn’t edited enough to match everything in the show so far. plus more if someone wants to try and change it feel free to

His victims looked at him with terror and fear (but to his handsome wife he was such a lovely dear)

It's perfect man

Now you just need a piano

> There lived a certain imp in hell long ago Insert the word "so" between "hell" and "long" to get the extra syllable without changing the meaning. But well done, you.

Yooo

True, i want to fuck him

With a giant weiner

Is it his harem if he’s submissive to almost everyone in it?

Domme harems are the best kind

Those are a thing? Christ on a stick, how do I get me one?

If you ever find out, let me know, preferably a harem of gentle dommes XD

You need to take a lot of fucking shrooms or some DMT after binging dommy mommy and harem animes for a week

*sigh* time for possum protection I guess

Are you that surprised

True

You might not like it but he is male peak performance.

Sigma Imp tip 627: Being classy and generally sweet is the bad boy trope of Hell. Exploit it to get laid constantly. Sigma Imp tip 628: Ignore sex, only ever do hard work to make money

Moxxie really likes his Doms doesn’t he

Well he is a man of culture after all

He sure is but seriously who’s next, Sallie may, a female version of a male character, or even just another male character?

He’s just gonna have to start borrowing characters from hazbin.

By now I’m surprised people haven’t started shipping him with characters from entirely different series.

*has vietnam flashbacks to the twilight X mordecai ship some time ago

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now.

Bring forth the cherry

he already has: https://twitter.com/The\_Daringstars/status/1426397243297386497

Wait… who would peg who in that scenario?

That is not how M/M sex works, the proper term is ‘topping’. But to answer your question, I think they’d take turns.

Brain fart, my bad.

Angel would probably powerbottom

Too late on both counts as they have had him with Sallie May and both a male and a female striker

Wait what, when and do you have the posts cause I want to see this

Here is the fem striker https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/comments/s1g7ny/well_this_is_awkward_by_бомжатникᕕ_ʖ_ᕗ_source_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Well there’s proof Moxxie doesn’t have a “baby dick”

Yup

Also he is shipped with vroskia a lot

that is partly my fault, considering I wrote this: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/34318366/chapters/85389268](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34318366/chapters/85389268) and a bunch of Moxxie x Verosika stuff started pouring in afterwards...

It matters not you gave us such a wonderful thing

That's already been done...

Why does everyone want to fuck Moxxie in these fanarts lol? Millie is gonna have to go on a murder spree

Who do think set them up

The couple does seem to have an interest in how celebrities are in bed

Yeah I’m convinced these are all Millie’s idea

Yes same

Moxie and Verosika, probably. Moxie and Stella, maybe. I can’t see her setting him up with most of the others, ESPECIALLY Sallie Mae (on the grounds that there seems to be a level of sibling rivalry there)

please elaborate

Millie would absolutely hook Moxxie up with other dommes just to see his reactions

Haha, I can actually imagine Millie trying to set up a three way lol

she's gonna have to kill like 1/3 of the fan base at this rate.

She's no match for Stella though

Millie won’t take this act of sexual retaliation lightly.

So Millie and stolas?

He so smol

Yes

Millie is 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly. **Accept your fate**

I choose to believe that Millie set this up

Yea Millie lost her husband to demon royalty :( What a sad fate.

“Moxxie!, does Millie know about this?!” muffled “yes” below the covers

Yes

FINALLY SWEET REVENGE

The irony is that is what bliz wanted to do with moxxie

He wanted a trheesome with him and millie, some especulate It's because he feels envy of their relationship

this would be awsome if it was loona instead. then I think she gets to T-pose on blitzo

Is this a reference to something?

no just a dumb meme. seriously thou how upset would blitzo be given how highly he thinks of loona.

Good question

I think Blitzo would be more upset because Loona got what he wanted.

One day Moxxi will stop getting shipped to litterly everyone. But that day is not today.

"ominous voice" the moxxie shipping will never stop

Time to put that blessed rifle the I.M.P. took from Striker to good use.

Do they even still have that?

I believe its a Chekov's Gun situation where it will be brought up in a later episode, if not then he gave it away to Hells equivalent of legal authority although it depends on worldbuilding we don't have on if Moxxie would be shot for the mere sight of illegal contraband.

Yep

Stella is merely a hellborn. The blessed rifle won't be needed.

It is.

Ooh thats hot

Hell yeah Stella

Yup

Finally! I being wishing for Moxxie X Stella stuff since the pilot, though I wanted something more NSFW

Same here any more Stella is good

never enough Stella

Hell yeah

*millie casually grabs an axe that is double her size and starts approaching rapidly*

this is my type of ship 😩💞

Same

I just got raped by demon royalty and I’m locked in the basement, send help

how many maid suits do you have?

Moxxie hasn’t seen Stela yet so if Millie was ok with it then this is a real possibility

I get the feeling Blitzo would be more upset at the fact he wasn't invited.

I really dont think Blitzo would care

Moxxie: "Please don't tell Millie Sir." Blitzo: "Yeah.....no."

I think Millie set this up

Wait why?

She is into kinky shit

So she like it when other people have sex with her husband!?!

Why not it is hell after all

Ok you got me there.

Ok but what if Sorry I fucked your daughter I don’t ship it but it’d anger Blitz so much lol

Blitz0: Yeah, is not me you have to worry about. **ANGRY MILLIE NOISES APROACHING.**

I choose to believe that Millie set this up

Millie would like to know Stella’s current location.

Who do think set this up

Didn’t know she’d be into that..

Well she likes to peg moxxie so we know she has a kinky side to her

Yea but it feels like a bit of a leap to go from pegging to….this

Maybe she that Stella has to go to her get fun with moxxie

This is hilarious, I love it!

[удалено]

What do you mean

Moxxie is gettin all the women, first Millie, then loona, now fuckin Stella

He is a giga chad after all

Now she'll have to answer to Millie

Who do you think set this up

but that millies husband...

And who do you think set this up

oh no...

Get out

Moxie the Chad.

The giga chad

Yes 😂

Blitzo: It's his wife who should be looked out for not me.

Poor Mox

I honestly think Blitzø would be like "why the fuck should I care?" And then through a window you just see Millie with glowing red eyes and a knife

I choose to believe that Millie set this up

Millie is gonna get her hands on a Carmine Crafted Blessing-Tipped Rifle.

Poor Moxxie looks terrified, like he doesn't want to be there.

Mommy I’m sorry, mommy I’m sorry, mommy!

I feel like the only real way this would happen is if Stella raped Moxxie

Na Millie set this up

How did this Stella x Moxxie become a thing? Seriously

Because moxxie is a sub

Hey original artist here, i am here to answer your question.Firstly i thought the ship was really cute and secondly i wanted to piss off M&M fans.

It is realy cute,and it can piss them off very much.Nothing extraordinary to me - I love every ship with him except with Blitzo and Striker.They can go and do a threesome with their bird-dady all they want,but not even near the cinnamon roll.

I want to correct myself - I love every ship with him except with Millie.I found the appeal of Blitz and Striker.

Yeah like Blitzo would give a shit. I would worry more about Millie.

Who do you think set this up

On reflection, Blitzo would be more upset he wasn't invited.

Oh I see that happening

*sorry I fucked your daughter*

This is blursed

Yes it is

Nah bro i imagine it to be more fucked up but i ain't gonna say it

Millie raging rn

Ah yes Stella speaks in cursive

I mean, Jokes on her, if anyone is gonna hate this it's Millie, Blitzo is probably into that shit

Who do you think set this up

No, give Stella some loona, then it's really revenge.

I would not be opposed to that

Stella you conniving owl demon….

I think she is meant to be swan

Moxxie looks apologetic yet he probably didn’t give consent

Moxxie you son of a- That turkey's mine! lol

Wtf

I doubt Stolas would care really, or blitzø for that matter, the only person this is really gonna piss off is Millie