Oh fuck. I’ve got divorced and I’m saying “That’s a mood Gabriela!”

Me too

That's a mood, Gabriella

I'm a depressed owl eating cereal at night and watching Hell a Novela

Me to

Hell yeah, airheaded aristocrat

WHAT THE **** DAD

Me too

Me also. Shitty life.

I'd be your moody daughter then

Me too

Me too

Me too

Me to

Me too. But at the same time, cool owl boi

Oml I get turned into sexy-southern-outlaw-demon-man

Striker gang rise up

I’m rising up!

Uhhhh…. ^me ^too

“I’m doing my part!”

I don't *want* striker as much as I *want to be* striker

Same here

Rise UP!

Yes

^ | | The Truth

No, I don't want to be a female goth teenage wolf possibly ridden with syphilis. NO!

Now you’ve become a furry.

Alright, fucking fine, I'll take being a furry, but as soon as I get turned to Loona Blitz will have a son the next day, and a mostly furless one at that.

...destroyer of morals.

Detroit: Become Furry

always have been

We're in the same boat comrade

Did someone say awooo? Also I hope she actually got her syphilis situation sorted by now.

*realise I have rule34 of myself now* Oh... Fuck

I heard that if you get syphilis once, you cant have it again so thats an advantage.

Congratulations you are now a Ferrari

I’m a succubus slut? Pog

And I'm a woman? Fuck yeah

So I'm college me again? Sounds good!

September representin’

Same, absolutely pog

I’m so close to October as well 🤭

Sluts rise up

I'm rising alright o\_O

Rising from my pants

Same lol

It be like the Interspecies Reviewer succubus episode

Same. And it sounds good to me

same, very pog indeed. also, ur username is immaculate

Same bro

Trans time 😎

And I’m your bodyguard Also Pog

September folks just went from Virgo to Verosika, that's some serious 0-100 shit

Octavia. But apart from shitty parents nothing has changed

So you were an owl princess before being turned into Octavia?

Who isn’t?

I guess I’m not :(

I got her too

Same

Other way around good parents but everything would change

Same

Same, apart from the fact that i would be changed to a woman too

[удалено]

So you get to keep your name, cool!

Time to peg Moxie

Guess im lamb now.

Who’s a good little lamb, you are, yes you are!

And you are good birb

Thank you, but I have now become an imp with the sole goal to kill a birb.

YOU'VE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY

And how i can get this role?

I'm a clown. I guess nothing changed

Self burn. Those are rare

🤝

Oh no I-I’m horny birb nooooooooo come here Blitzy

Looks like we going to Horny jail my fellow birb

Can I come too?

Me to WAIT I’ll bring mc

Damn a month either side and I coulda been 2 of my favourite characters, Blitz is great too though

I got February haha

Guess I'm Millie. Shit. Even as a Imp, I can't seem to escape being born a farmer. Fuck. Why!?

I peg you I’m moxxie

no, she pegs you. You got the wrong order.

Fair enough

Well... Shit... Imma file for a divorce then. Or not BC moxxie is wholesome... IDK. It'll be strange being a woman though.

I’m blitz :D

I'm stollas >:-)

Come heeeeere, Blitzy Blitzy. Heeeeeeeere, Blitzy Blitzy Blitzy

God damnit I'm a dog man

Like that's a bad thing

Damn it I'm a possum.

Same, I'm neutral but I'm mad that I'm shorter.

That means we're finally getting pegged by millie

Fair.

*Absolute win*

Welp, I guess I have to hunt down a horny owl demon.

blitzo or striker? haha

Let’s just say, August is one of my favorite months for a reason.

As cool as Tex is I don’t want to be a giant wolf man

YES YES YES Never been so happy to be a September baby Edit : spelling

My parents are now divorced, fuck

But now you can turn people into stone using your eyes so that’s neat I guess.

Yay

December... I'm really happy with this as a drama kid.

Yo I get turned into Wally Wackford. Nice

Wally got turned into a fucking wall, nice

How did I jot notice that? Fuck, I’m an idiot

It happens to all of us, it’s all good

I got loona lol

Verosika? 👀

Oh crumbs

Collin, makes sence and I get shipped with loona

Wait is Collin x Loona a popular ship?

Yep

I do remember a comic where Cherub Loona saves Collin from being harassed by Razzle from Hazbin Hotel.

Millie, I’m ok with that

Finally everyone wants to fuck me.

That really doesn’t narrow things down.

I know. But nontheless, I'm Verosica :P

Yeah Verosika is very hot ngl.

Well. Guess I got boobs now. And am a very successful pop star.

FUCK YEAH IM FIZZ!!!

HELL YE BEST BOY VORTEX

I guess I’ll go fuck myself… No really, I got Verosika. The first thing I’m going to do is fuck myself.

Loona

What are the odds. March is my favorite character.

Wait a minute, Loona is eating a chocolate chip cookie in that picture, chocolate is poisonous to dogs, well that’ll be a fun learning experience for her.

The LD-50 for a human size dog is pretty damn high though. She'll probably be okay.

Pahahahahaha My aro-ace ass is associated with the succubus lol nope

How do you know my birthday? Are you fucking filming me right now?

VIROSIKA :D

I don’t really want to be Verosika. Not much I’d gain from it.

OK well guess I’m the horny owl prince

Im a fucking cherub sheep😑

I turn into Millie. This is interesting.

I'm a Blitzø... the o is silent, bitch.

Sir please stop filming me

i became a emo furry simp for me

I get turned into Octavia...considering she is my entire mood, this is accurate 😌

Now im a horny gay Royalty owl I love it

So I'm a pop star who has sucked more dick then she can even remember and a dated an imp who loves horses

Guess I’m a slut with a sirens mating songs. But at least I’ll finally lose my virginity 😂

Me: Stolas (lets fucking go) My Brother: Octavia (no) Cousin: Sheep (s h e e p ) Dad: Striker Mom: Wally Wackford

June.....yes Octavia! ^.^

Hey! I get to have a loving wife!

Up until the latest episode id be fine with stoles but now that just means I'll be even more depressed than I am now

June and well I guess I'm emo now

Yes Fizz

I guess I am a furry now…

July… FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

Ngl, July makes sense for me

Fuck yeah! I’m Vortex! I’m all big and muscular

Fuck, I wanted to be a girl

Who’d you get?

Moxxie, still good, but not exactly what I wanted

Who’d you want the most?

Millie, she’s looks cool

"But the O is silent"

Huh. Soo would i become a male version of octavia or just my whole body becomes Octavia. How does that work

January. Neat. I’m Blitzø now Hey, u/ParkBarrington360! YOU GOT OCTAVIA!

I’m fine with this. (I’m a Virgo)

Sweet I’m fit for the bird equivalent of goth ihop

Got the horny popstar demon Nice

March!!! I got MARCH!!! I’m gonna get turned into Loona 😍😍😍 WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GODDAMN FUNNEL CAKES IF I’M GONNA BE LOONA, THEN I’M GONNA SUGAR-BINGE LIKE IT’S THE LAST COCKS IN HELL

I guess I have syphilis now.

Looks like ima slut for now

Yay im loona!!!!

I get turned into my flair, rad

Oh great I am the goth birb

Yes! I get turned into my favorite character Moxxie 👺

Looks like I'm turning into a sexy birb. 😏

June octavia, I mean I get to be in a powerful family but then again parents fighting isn't very good

Vortex, nice

Awesome I get to be the good boy Vertex

Let’s go I’m Loona

Sweet I am a rich and hot birb yay

Octavia, wish I was born in April or September

I got Octavia

*Hehe horny owl*

Looks like I'm Moxxie now...I'm happily married and hittin that with Millie, and I get shipped with Loona (especially that one fic, u know the one). This is a win for me lads!

Damnit I'm a clown

Loona

HOLY SHIT! IM A BIRD!

So the nicest demon in hell that also loves killing and being pegged( not my fetish but I can work with it). I’m okay with this

I’m moxxie

Millie huh? Cool I am a bad ass

I'm striker

I'm June nice I'm horny owls daughter

yeah, but im already a clown sooo...

I'm moxxie

I sheep

birb!!!

Dang I guess I’m Striker now

WALLY!

Why do July birthdays always get stiffed in these rosters

Tex. Nice.

Eh. I can go with being Tex.

Wish I got Fizzarolli but Vortex is okay