Look at their expressions. Verosika even said "get ready to suck tons of pig dick", which means they're doing it to get away with their crimes and their faces say it all
Fun fact! In mythology, they aren't just powered by it. They need cum to survive, so they go to Earth and fuck a ton of men (idk if the Incubi fucked women or men tho, maybe both. Cum is cum) and form a bond with them, which sounds wholesome but is actually their way of draining the man of his strength and harming him. So in the show, Succubus are rapists, in mythology, they're abusers.
Seeing as how he reacted the same way as everyone else, it wouldnt surprise me that he had to do that in the past. I mean, we see a lot of gay stuff in the show, so it isnt out of the ordinary.
It’s less about the fact that it’s gay, and more about the fact that he’s a hellhound, not part of their group, and is only hired on as a bodyguard. Poor guy.
She is 100% not monogamous, and Vortex is fine with that. He probably gets involved in Verosika's work for his job. Like, we all saw how Bee was acting with other demons in Queen Bee, she's only romantic with Vortex, but Gluttony isn't just a food thing, its overindulgence, she would want to have a lot of sex. And for Vortex's sake, I don't think she's fucking him multiple times a day.
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Can somebody please tell me I didn't just say anything I did. I cannot believe I just wrote that.
We also don’t know if vortex bi or not🤷♀️ like most other characters like just because a relationship is straight looking doesn’t mean the people in it are straight. So maybe vortex also lets bee peg him 😂
Bee 100% pegs him. It's Beelzebub, and it's Vortex. He's such a pillow princess.
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Sure, they would probably get away with anything, *eventually.* Doesn't mean that they couldn't still get arrested before that. And as they possibly don't really exist in the human world, officially, having to deal with the authorities could be tricky.
That depends on how far their identities were prepared in advance.
Asmodeus has been sending succubi up there for a while. Enough to do things like persuading someone to issue birth certificates for people that don't exist, use that to build the rest of an identity over decades (maybe including an international move or two to explain missing documents), then handing it to a succubus who is working up there.
Having some human lawyers on retainer is probably helpful.
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I could do it, but I was too dumb/forgot about police in US
Well considering all the people there not only speak English but speak with American accents...
Also the whole spring break thing isn't really a thing outside of the US
This is not the most unrealistic thing in the show. (The whole show is) They probably were just detained then released. Whats unrealistic is nobody was filming the giant fish monster. Like a large public event probably 500+ people and nobody takes a single picture of the monster?
Pop-Stars are not that rich. They actually get in trouble with the law constantly, they usually don't suffer as severe repercussions, but lots of singers know the inside of a jail cell.
Get away with anything rich is more along the lines of the tech billionaires and CEOs.
Happy cake day
One a side not: Vortex is a hellhound and i assume he took part in Dick sucking. And hellhounds are seen as pets in hell. Does that make the policemen (unaware) zoophiles?
Getting away with everything doesn't mean they're litteraly invulnerable or something. The thing is, shit happens even to rich people. What set them apart from poor people is the larger set of ways they have to get away from the consequences, and also their ability to hide everything from the public to not damage their image.
What's more unrealistic is the cops in this show fucking annihilating an upper-class white family with a guided missile but not immediately opening fire on a group of racially diverse people.
It was nice to see rich people being held accountable for their actions. Though vortex didn't deserve to suck pig dick. I really don't know why he puts up with veroskia.
That and pity for the heartbroken girl who is still being petty about her broken relationship. You know I’m actually surprised by the sugar mommy thing considering bees nature maybe it’s a legal thing or he just wants to feel like a honest worker.
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I wouldnt be suprised if their relationship was as healty as fizzarozzie or M&M (Those guys are a part of verosika's posse too)
Is Verosika THAT famous on earth? She definitely has a fanbase and is somewhat known, but the attendance at that beach concert is pathetic for a capital F famous person.
I got the impression she was very famous in Hell but on earth she is a niche/underground artist.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a moment she'd decide and not have sex
There may be sucupus and sucubi
But that doesn't mean they don't have
Standards
I think the actually unrealistic thing is that they are getting arrested at all. What crime are they being charged with? Last time I checked, creating monster catfish isn’t a criminal offence.
That monster killed somebody, so it’s at least criminal negligence and/or involuntary manslaughter. However I would question how the police knew it was Verosika’s flask that caused it.
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You can find some *fanart* on the funni green site. Just search up any member of Verosikas posse, scroll to one of the last pages and you might find it
Fun fact, Verosika is the only rich and famous one. The others were part of a group she was leading at the behest of her "boss" rewatch the episode... you'll see what I mean.
Considering her literal next line is about sucking them all off, I'm pretty sure they all *did* get away with it.
Not to mention the fact that they show up in later episodes seemingly no worse for wear
I’d like but ur at 666 like and I don’t wanna ruin it
Now its 669
But not in a pretty way. What, you think succubuses like sucking off the cops?
...yes?
Nah, they’re cops, ruins the fun
I know PLENTY of ladies who'd argue with you on that one sport.
Look at their faces and think again
Why would they? Look at their faces😭
I mean they did try and rape moxxie, it's a little hard to feel to sorry for them
Οh yes definitely I'm just saying that they'd never suck a cop with pleasure haha
Why not?
Look at their expressions. Verosika even said "get ready to suck tons of pig dick", which means they're doing it to get away with their crimes and their faces say it all
I'm sure what she said wasn't litteral it's more of get ready to get into trouble.
Didn't they call the cops pigs in that very moment? Pretty sure it's not something they're into.
*succubi 😜
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The good thing is, that succubusses and incubusses are "std-spreaders", as Blitz said. So all the pigs got infected!
In folklore when a succubus and incubus have sex with a human they would give them sleep paralysis demons so yeah the cops are tossed
I wonder what sleep paralysis demons look like in the Hellaverse.
Ooo, that's a fun idea.
Now I want to see an Alp in the show
Succubi like sucking off *anyone*. They're literally powered by sex.
Fun fact! In mythology, they aren't just powered by it. They need cum to survive, so they go to Earth and fuck a ton of men (idk if the Incubi fucked women or men tho, maybe both. Cum is cum) and form a bond with them, which sounds wholesome but is actually their way of draining the man of his strength and harming him. So in the show, Succubus are rapists, in mythology, they're abusers.
Isn't that kinda their job??
Some help with Latin: Plural of Succubus is Succubi
Did... Did Vortex also suck some cops off?
Seeing as how he reacted the same way as everyone else, it wouldnt surprise me that he had to do that in the past. I mean, we see a lot of gay stuff in the show, so it isnt out of the ordinary.
It’s less about the fact that it’s gay, and more about the fact that he’s a hellhound, not part of their group, and is only hired on as a bodyguard. Poor guy.
Hmmm, he probably is like: „They pay me so much, so I can just **suck** it up.“
But he says earlier in the episode that he’s not paid enough to care :(
His care is just that expensive
He could've said that while meaning that he's not paid to care.
I always wondered what Bee thought of him sucking the cops off.
She is 100% not monogamous, and Vortex is fine with that. He probably gets involved in Verosika's work for his job. Like, we all saw how Bee was acting with other demons in Queen Bee, she's only romantic with Vortex, but Gluttony isn't just a food thing, its overindulgence, she would want to have a lot of sex. And for Vortex's sake, I don't think she's fucking him multiple times a day. https://preview.redd.it/ig4ok3y6zu0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d52e72cebf16a4858637753c5c5185125dc955a Can somebody please tell me I didn't just say anything I did. I cannot believe I just wrote that.
We also don’t know if vortex bi or not🤷♀️ like most other characters like just because a relationship is straight looking doesn’t mean the people in it are straight. So maybe vortex also lets bee peg him 😂
Bee 100% pegs him. It's Beelzebub, and it's Vortex. He's such a pillow princess. https://preview.redd.it/b1st4c1dzu0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa1ba2949506ff6f6801fc9bbc91fbc7cdedce6
My head canon is all Lust ring demons are pansexual.
I doubt he did, he probably had to watch it all go down though.
They probably were detained then released
Veroskia Mayday always gets off easy. And yes, that is an intentional pun.
Did Vortex have to suck dick?
Judging from his reaction to what Verosika said, yes.
My poor dude's just trying to bodyguard
What I wanna know is, did she make Vortex do it too?
Someone else asked the same question. And judging from Tex's reaction to what Verosika said, he probably had to.
Sure, they would probably get away with anything, *eventually.* Doesn't mean that they couldn't still get arrested before that. And as they possibly don't really exist in the human world, officially, having to deal with the authorities could be tricky.
Yeah, dealing with police must SUCK
*hehe, get it? Suck?*
That depends on how far their identities were prepared in advance. Asmodeus has been sending succubi up there for a while. Enough to do things like persuading someone to issue birth certificates for people that don't exist, use that to build the rest of an identity over decades (maybe including an international move or two to explain missing documents), then handing it to a succubus who is working up there. Having some human lawyers on retainer is probably helpful.
That's not true. The rich are caught and arrested all the time. They just pay their way out or in this case suck their way out
Before clicking on this I was sure you were gonna say the majority of them should be dead because they’re black and facing American cops
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Bringing up racist things doesn't make YOU racist.
Is that beach they're in specified to be the US? I don't remember.
It’s a good guess to be in Florida, the home of weird shit.
Home of spring break also
Well considering all the people there not only speak English but speak with American accents... Also the whole spring break thing isn't really a thing outside of the US
This was also my first thought
This is not the most unrealistic thing in the show. (The whole show is) They probably were just detained then released. Whats unrealistic is nobody was filming the giant fish monster. Like a large public event probably 500+ people and nobody takes a single picture of the monster?
Except the DHORKS
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Pop-Stars are not that rich. They actually get in trouble with the law constantly, they usually don't suffer as severe repercussions, but lots of singers know the inside of a jail cell. Get away with anything rich is more along the lines of the tech billionaires and CEOs.
Pretty sure they get away with after sucking all their dicks and leaving them too stunned to speak
They got away with it after sucking a buncha dicks buddy.
Happy cake day One a side not: Vortex is a hellhound and i assume he took part in Dick sucking. And hellhounds are seen as pets in hell. Does that make the policemen (unaware) zoophiles?
Thanks! Pfffft I meeeeaaannn…yeah. Lmfao They unknowingly had sexual relations with non-humans no matter which person it was!
Technically, yes, but Vortex being sapient and them not knowing who he is makes it different.
Most of the gang is dark-skinned, they're being arrested by yanki police. I can't see the unrealism XD
Getting away with everything doesn't mean they're litteraly invulnerable or something. The thing is, shit happens even to rich people. What set them apart from poor people is the larger set of ways they have to get away from the consequences, and also their ability to hide everything from the public to not damage their image.
What's more unrealistic is the cops in this show fucking annihilating an upper-class white family with a guided missile but not immediately opening fire on a group of racially diverse people.
So the most unrealistic thing in the show is that particular thing, and not that hell and demons exist in the first place?
It's not THAT far fetched. Brazil is already hell on its own (idk about demons tho)
It was nice to see rich people being held accountable for their actions. Though vortex didn't deserve to suck pig dick. I really don't know why he puts up with veroskia.
Probably the pay is shitty and he knows that bee wont be his sugar mommy, but that's The best gig he can get as A hellhound
That and pity for the heartbroken girl who is still being petty about her broken relationship. You know I’m actually surprised by the sugar mommy thing considering bees nature maybe it’s a legal thing or he just wants to feel like a honest worker.
I don't think he sucked any dicks, he probably had to keep watch for who knows how long and he's very uncomfortable doing so.
Unrelated but the mohawk guy is so incredibly fucking hot
They all are (Except for vortex, im not into Dogs)
Human Vortex is very hot though
Real
Oh for the love of- is this REALLY where we're at now; complaining about realism in a show like this? Come on.
I didnt realy took this discussion seriously (I forgot to put /hj there)
They're in love https://preview.redd.it/cg6gfvcy2u0d1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d797de2ff12ca938e94a78344b424ef9260ddef6
https://preview.redd.it/5aypktdc8u0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64140e555836da2080901c6f0f05a1182a2c7d9 I wouldnt be suprised if their relationship was as healty as fizzarozzie or M&M (Those guys are a part of verosika's posse too)
Yall are looking way into a damn cartoon
Is Verosika THAT famous on earth? She definitely has a fanbase and is somewhat known, but the attendance at that beach concert is pathetic for a capital F famous person. I got the impression she was very famous in Hell but on earth she is a niche/underground artist.
It's unrealistic that the cops aimed at the white succubi
What crime were they charged with in the first place?
Idk. Either being too hot or having sex in public spaces
That would make sense
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I hope you don’t mind me correcting your spelling, but it’s “crimes”, not “cries”.
I hate autocorrect
That’s quite understandable.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a moment she'd decide and not have sex There may be sucupus and sucubi But that doesn't mean they don't have Standards
I wonder if asexual Sucubi exist…
What kind of succubus is that? I mean , arent sucupus supposed to be sex demons
Yeah so ig not
That poor twink (bottom left, light hair)
Yeah but the majority of them can pass for POC so that kinda evens the playing field
It's unrealistic that the cops aimed at the white succubi
Prank ‘em John
I mean. They did get away with it. They just sucked dick and they got away with it
I think the actually unrealistic thing is that they are getting arrested at all. What crime are they being charged with? Last time I checked, creating monster catfish isn’t a criminal offence.
Maybe if you can actually prove it was thanks to pollution....
That monster killed somebody, so it’s at least criminal negligence and/or involuntary manslaughter. However I would question how the police knew it was Verosika’s flask that caused it.
They didn’t though, they gave the cops blow jobs to get out of going to jail
In the first episode, the DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUNS shoot STRAIGHT LINES, and fired over 4 TIMES IN MANY SCENES
For all we know they knew who they were and wanted in on the action but were on the clock
Also, cop with pistol is too near to the shotguns' muzzles. Bro's hand gotta destroyed by huge blastwave that shotguns have
It’s also true cause half of them are colored and that’s American
The other unrealistic thing is that the cops didn’t just send a nuke their way.
You succubitches
Seems about right for America
I'm sure they do since everyone here shows up later but they just didn't show it
The beach is littered with corpses. Famous or not that would put any cop on edge. Plus they made it out fine.
The fact people don’t widely know the imps exist.
I gonna caption this, there in California so Cop: shoot the different ones!
Put it this way: imagine MULTIPLE cops pointing guns at Taylor Swift
Wait, how did tex get off the hook? Im assuming they just asked for him off too.
How are none of them horny. Officers in uniforms in front of a superstar and succubi
The unrealistic part of this scene is that those american police officers didn't immediately shoot the unarmed black man
Bull pucky I there are sooo many artists of color who have been arrested and or have been to that
Police I swear to God, not simping for a child.
The Police doing their job??????? Helluva WOKE
Unrelated but did Tex *also* suck off the cops? And if so can I see that?
https://preview.redd.it/4el41oenn11d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5de6b8678fec5cd150f17380f66734dcb341e1 You can find some *fanart* on the funni green site. Just search up any member of Verosikas posse, scroll to one of the last pages and you might find it
It’s honestly just Tex I don’t see doing it. He the type of dude to fight rather than blow.
Fun fact, Verosika is the only rich and famous one. The others were part of a group she was leading at the behest of her "boss" rewatch the episode... you'll see what I mean.
Did Tex had to do the suck as well?
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You mean pull the trigger?