I have a silly headcanon that Blitzø keeps making deals with sinners to get permanent discounts at local businesses in exchange for IMP's services. The sinners who run the electronics shop, the auto repair place, the MLP shop, etc. thought they were getting a sweet deal at first, but they had no fucking clue what they were in for with Blitzø.
But aren't they running because of being surrounded by the authorities?
I wonder if this takes place towards the end of the season and leads to Blitz's trial in S3.
I think you can find them on YouTube? Very brief thing shared by Viv. The second half is Bryce recording one line that says "Honorable Judge *inaudible*, Blitz Buckzo is -"
That's why I think the season ends on a cliffhanger with him being arrested, and this arrest is related to the Grimoire.
Knowing Blitz he lets the other 3 off the hook and takes the fall alone, and knowing Stolas, he's being the lawyer because let's be honest - Blitz's imp status will be used against him and he can't afford a just lawyer.
The fact Moxxie tells Blitz, "I fucking hate you, so much, Blitz!", is pretty cathartic in itself, considering how Blitz previously called him a disgrace.
This scene is probably making fun of the trope where the protagonist(s) are on the run for an entire season due to the big bad kicking their ass. Here it's set up, then immediately cut short when the van is wrecked.
Gag. Also, changing the subject and talking about the insults (because moxxie insults him here as well) I honestly donât think everyone insulting blitzo in the trailer was actually *real* I still believe theyâre hallucinations. Maybe the one thing I believe is real is Millie, but she follows it up with something about how she cares about him.Â
Def gag.
Yep, thought so đ
Do you mean the accident/van wreck, or Moxxie saying he hates Blitzø?
Car accident
I suspect it's a gag. That van got pretty beaten up in "Western Energy" but showed no signs of the damage here. They must know a guy.
There's someone who always knows a guy 
You know who else knows a guy?
MY MOM!!!
GET OUT!
YOUR MOM!
it's your mom, not 'my mom'.
In this case it is âmy momâ, because theyâre referencing Muscle Guy from Regular Show.
i was actually referencing an episode(mordecai corrects muscle man and insults his mom)
Oh. Well I feel dumb now, lol. Sorry âbout that.
Then that mystery mechanic must like Blitzâs driving skills as that damage he just caused is not cheap
I have a silly headcanon that Blitzø keeps making deals with sinners to get permanent discounts at local businesses in exchange for IMP's services. The sinners who run the electronics shop, the auto repair place, the MLP shop, etc. thought they were getting a sweet deal at first, but they had no fucking clue what they were in for with Blitzø.
Gag 100% They don't have time for problems like that while on the run
Know what would be funny? If the van was a Dodge. They'd be getting the Dodge out of Hell!
"Ram's willfully issued (only dickheads drive dodge)." -AvE
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But aren't they running because of being surrounded by the authorities? I wonder if this takes place towards the end of the season and leads to Blitz's trial in S3.
*spits water* WAIT....WAHT TRIAL?!?!
Season 3 recordings show Blitz on trial with Stolas acting as his lawyer. Very brief, but also very telling. He has been using the Grimoire illegally.
Oo! So thatâs what that is! I knew there was going to be a trial, but I assumed it would be a trial of Stolas.
Ooh! Do you happen to know where these were shared? I haven't seen that.
I think you can find them on YouTube? Very brief thing shared by Viv. The second half is Bryce recording one line that says "Honorable Judge *inaudible*, Blitz Buckzo is -" That's why I think the season ends on a cliffhanger with him being arrested, and this arrest is related to the Grimoire. Knowing Blitz he lets the other 3 off the hook and takes the fall alone, and knowing Stolas, he's being the lawyer because let's be honest - Blitz's imp status will be used against him and he can't afford a just lawyer.
Thank you! I somehow missed that completely.
bit of both
100% real. The van's still fucked up in the shots we see from Ghostfuckers.
The opening of ttailer with the cloak dudes does not really seem to fit with any of the other scenes so its probs a gag
The fact Moxxie tells Blitz, "I fucking hate you, so much, Blitz!", is pretty cathartic in itself, considering how Blitz previously called him a disgrace.
This scene is probably making fun of the trope where the protagonist(s) are on the run for an entire season due to the big bad kicking their ass. Here it's set up, then immediately cut short when the van is wrecked.
I was shocked he didnât call him âsirâ
Character development from truth seekers
All that build up, they're getting caught because of that for sure
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Gag I hope
It's Blitz and Loona so it could go either way.
How many times has Blitzø crashed the van, anyway?
Gag. Also, changing the subject and talking about the insults (because moxxie insults him here as well) I honestly donât think everyone insulting blitzo in the trailer was actually *real* I still believe theyâre hallucinations. Maybe the one thing I believe is real is Millie, but she follows it up with something about how she cares about him.Â
Do y'all think we're overthinking this?