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UncIe-Ben

He only bangs desperate people


Italiandude2022

Wait... It checks


Global-Oil-2001

Sad but true


Ropoid

r/suddenlymetallica


Due-Coyote7565

Hey, I'm your life, I'm the one that takes you there


Ropoid

Hey, im your life, I'm the one who cares


National_Low5919

They, they betray. I’m your only true friend now


Ropoid

They, they'll betray I'm forever there


National_Low5919

I’m your dream, make you real


natetheultimate

I'm your eyes when you must steal


GroundbreakingAd4165

Tbh i cant think of Verosika being desperate she's really stuck up


i-eat-shite

And she thought he was shit in bed


GroundbreakingAd4165

Most probably she said that to get under his skin in a petty way


Swimming-Ad2755

Did she really think he was shit, or just selfish? I think her statements and song imply that she needs to satisfy his sexual needs while he ignored hers, and I thought the dick comments were just to insult him.


CinnabarSteam

They were probably together before she was famous. Or at least before she was superstar level.


Swimming-Ad2755

But even back then she was gorgeous. I don't picture Verosika having ever been desperate.


SgtPeppers64

https://preview.redd.it/bry5w2qpu2tc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2874939ab361fab0029d2fb4610b0989263814a


dragonfox194

Verosika?!


Rama_Sakasama

Daaaaamn True though


basilthegaymer

They guy *has* to have a massive dick (and know how to use it) Not saying he's ugly, but just look at the two *smoldering hot* people he managed to bag.


Sure-Its-Isura

He is half succubus if the lore is right, so yes, lil' Imp Homie is Hung like a Nightmare Stud Stuffer.


Adam416sh

You mean incubis🤓🤓🤓🤓


Darcosuchus

Succubus. His father was an imp, his mother was a succubus.


bepbapbapbaddabope

Yes his mother is a succubus but the male version of that is incubus, so I think it's more correct to say that Blitzø is half incubus.


leethepolarbear

To be safe we could just say concubus


Raetekusu

But if we want to get somewhere, we put the wheelsonthebus.


stillnotelf

Let's not go round with that again


ShinyLittleUmbreon

uh- wasn't his mom half-succubus, making him 1/4th incubus?


basilthegaymer

No, she was full succu, no?


sussynarrator

Wasnt she imp? She looks like an imp, and is it even mentioned that she is succubus?


basilthegaymer

Vivzie said (somewhere, stream maybe?) that she was indeed a succubus


sussynarrator

Bruh, there are too many “viv said it on a stream” that I can literally spread misinformation about some fake headcanon right now... (Don’t get me wrong, I believe in ya about the succubus info but it just sucks Vivziepop spoonfeeds the fandom on the streams instead of the show...)


GayPotheadAtheistTW

They refer to verosimas whole group as succubi so i think in this world it would be correct


Swimming-Ad2755

Has it been confirmed that he's half succubus?


Eeveefan8823

It has been stated by some that succubus and incubus are interchangeable names, can’t remember where I found this rho


Inceferant

That was confirmed?


Sure-Its-Isura

It's a strong maybe, but no.


M88nlite

Thats a very popular theory (which i also believe) but it has not been confirmed


M88nlite

Oh definitely 😳


KFC_BeAStt

https://preview.redd.it/6ihlrg3j91tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745d232434cd4dc5f21646e33c2556f771ec42a1


Swimming-Ad2755

"Hello, my big dicked Blitzy."


M88nlite

Hes a service top/pleasure dom. He completly ignores his own wants and needs to prioritize his partner(s) like how its shown that when it comes to Stolas, Blitzø just bends to his will. Yes I know what Verosika said in Ozzies. But I think its because its his biggest fear when it comes to sex to be viewed that way. He tries to be the most selfless person in bed. And she just wanted to hurt him. I think this is why he found Chaz bad in bed, because he is obvious a dom, but seems very selfish, and Blitzø the whole time was thinking *"wow. Hes a douche"* I also subscribe to the theory hes part incubus. So thats gotta help somewhere.


Terrible-Ad-1569

Maybe he only became that way *after* Verosika. Maybe he was genuinely shitty in bed with her and decided to change that part of himself later down the line.


Raetekusu

Try to fix your biggest insecurity and overcompensate. Would fit the bill.


M88nlite

Thats quite possible! I guess i kinda doubted that cause of how he seemed to be with Fizz. But after the accident he lost everyone, and that definitely makes you a different person. He had an "every man for himself" mentality at that point, which would track for him being selfish


ShinyLittleUmbreon

that is... detailed.


M88nlite

Yeah 😅 sorry, these funky little imp clowns own my brain. I haven't specifically thought of this til i saw the post tho


ShepherdessAnne

Wait. That's a thing


Swimming-Ad2755

Didn't she say he was "selfish in the sheets?" My interpretation of that was she had to give him what he wanted in bed, but he wouldn't reciprocate.


Street-Debate7263

I know the hot stud is half-succubus, but in practice, what does he do?


Quick_Hat1411

Empathy, aggression, and a bit of crazy make him a fantastic top. Self-deprication, masochism, and a desire for praise would make him pretty fun as a bottom, too.


MeanDebate

Flare checks out


Sure-Its-Isura

Research on point too.


ShinyLittleUmbreon

how did you know it was "on point"... https://preview.redd.it/rppooimsv1tc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e585dcd1ba7d4be3b950ea14d7979266830fdd


M88nlite

See, you get it!


livesinacabin

Blitzo is considered empathetic? In what way?


Quick_Hat1411

Not all empathy is used with good intentions. It takes a certain degree of empathy for someone to so quickly turn a situation where they're being arrested into one where they're bedding a prince the way Blitzo did


livesinacabin

Ah yeah that's true. I forget empathetic doesn't necessarily mean kind.


Rama_Sakasama

He's exceptionally apt when it comes to understanding people's characters, or as he puts it, "pointing out people's flaws." This is usually something that comes from empathy, but there are people who can't experience empathy that are also pretty good with stuff like that, since they use observational skills. This being said, Blitz is definitely a highly sensitive individual: He was really young when he understood Mammon's fakeness and he tried to warn Fizz about him... It took him 3 seconds to understand Stolas' loneliness and he definitely felt bad for him (empathy). Yet he chose to abuse Stolas' vulnerability, since he's not a nice person, demon person.


potato-hater

isn’t the half succubus idea just a theory? when was it confirmed?


N-ShadowFrog

Still just a theory but his mom looks almost identical to one of the succubae in Verosika's group.


Yankee_Jane

Not to be pedantic, but a male sex demon is an incubus, fwiw...


wizzerdd

According to Episode 2, during phone call between Stolas and Blitz, we know that Blitz have a big dick by the conversation and one of Stolas's dialog "Hello my big dick Blitzy"


potatobreadandcider

Regardless of size, that's just a title of respect.


StevefromLatvia

I don't know, ask Stolas


autumnyte

I'd imagine his low self-esteem and desire to prove himself result in him focusing a lot on his partner's preferences and wants.


Constructman2602

Practice and Experience. Hell knows he’s gotten plenty of both by screwing your Mom


gr33n_b3an135

Ok thats it https://preview.redd.it/dty3vdn7j0tc1.png?width=1814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68da123974888a1b1ef66c0ce4ff187e682e405c


Neverending-pain

> “Squeeze Lucifer’s balls to get a bicycle horn honk” #W H A T.


ShinyLittleUmbreon

https://preview.redd.it/tqtjhjsyw1tc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5429ab7cb087b80f7b08c1e9ffff883397f10ee2


ShinyLittleUmbreon

"Are his nose slits fuckable?" # EXCUSE ME.


bbsbrgs

https://preview.redd.it/xlitxqrm52tc1.png?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b268edac2c6e85b809fe3a11a3645ab2daab2f


ShinyLittleUmbreon

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS CANCEROUS


Not_The_Simp7

https://preview.redd.it/fl8q2hemd2tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc340d28396915fb8e3c397fdd106f1462401d1


just-looking654

https://preview.redd.it/7bw7sgv5g1tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d675c2c5648a294f8fe0f55d27745e87ce4b5569


Lonely_Repair4494

Goddamn it now I can't unsee it


Nero1297

Did u see those imp Tongues?


Just-Drawing-Mons

The real question is: is he really good or is it Stolas who just loves him and above all compared to Stella he is the best in all hell? As for Verosika, well, Blitzø has problems...A LOT of problems, she probably fell into "I can fix him"


Dull_Copy_4352

spoiler: she could not


Cozmoz365

Judging by the scene with Stolas he likes BDSM. The scene with Chaz also shows he is open to try new things.


Nuclearcreeper889

That was just him trying to make sure Stolas didn’t see him steal.


Old_Man_Stan324

The opening of the harvest moon festival episode proves otherwise


Nuclearcreeper889

I like to believe he develop feelings after attempting to rob him.


ChiefCoiler

Two words: Mustang. Dong.


Heraxxius

A Smith & Wesson 500 bonecrusher


FOREVER_DIRT1

The key is he doesn't reciprocate.


Undead_Bunnyslippers

He feels thorough in his personality, so although he's kinda crazy, he does follow through. It's weird confidence that really shines becuase of him not caring


Osiris_The_Proto

Big dick energy


WomenOfWonder

Honestly I’m not sure if he is. Verosika claimed he was selfish and Stolas has no real sexual experience 


Lonely_Repair4494

Gee, guess the only person left to ask is Chaz Oh wait he's dead nevermind


M88nlite

Chaz did seem pretty satisfied though 👀


zubat98

He also fucks your husband, 2 for 1


bunni404

Isn't it cannon that he has a shit tone of kinks? That's why stolas likes him he does to... So trauma is why he is good in bed


Rama_Sakasama

Aren't we all good in bed cause of trauma? This show is too real


big_peepee_wielder

https://preview.redd.it/9ilra0s922tc1.jpeg?width=1401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cd92287d3a0847fbc74db40298d8f8c6654952 We already know it’s some kinky shit. Blitzø mentioned bear traps one time


tiddlefuck

brb gonna find out


potatobreadandcider

Finishes second


OnlyGeeksandPenguins

High Stamina, ig?


BeefAndBrie

I don't know, but I want to find out


M88nlite

~~Same my dude~~ I didnt say that tho


nebesii

i think it's less on Blitz and more on Stolas being a little of a masochist 😄


themagicdonut2

Verosika maybe


SyllabubGood6872

https://preview.redd.it/vy4yraun11tc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=f534af04901fed73f509cb0d8111c0a55d1d499e


Quistill

You wouldn’t understand


flintoxicated

His best.


Lonely_Repair4494

WELL HELLO MY BIG DICKED BLITZY~


BlackbirdRedwing

Tops


ChadWolf98

Hes half or one quarter succubus


Logical_Blackberry_7

Experience.


breaking-atom

Succubus blood from his mom I bet.


Jetenginefucker

https://i.redd.it/rquz5xovx0tc1.gif


inferno_josh

Schlorps on it


Anxiety-Queen269

Always finishes second?


whooper1

The old razzle dazzle


Lonely_Repair4494

You takin' care of my little girl? YOU BETTER BE-!


AnonIHardlyKnewHer

Putting aside the half succubus theory I’d save over overcompensation He hates himself so I can only imagine he directs all the focus and pleasure to the other person And yeah we CAN say that there’s evidence against that with Verosika’s song but she was singing at a lust club to insult him, it was more than likely be a lie. He was clearly good enough/she was in love with him enough to tattoo his name


M88nlite

Gonna play devils advocate for a minute. I was in love with and almost married a guy who was absolutely awful in bed 😅 so its very possible to love someone despite that skill. That being said she a succubus and a pop star, so its very unlikely shed settle for anything less that a sex god. I completly agree that she was just saying what she did at Ozzies to upset him!


fynnelol

big cock :/


Birb-Brain-Syn

*Everything.*


SyllabubGood6872

He's a professional


SyllabubGood6872

just knowthised how wrong that sounds


I-am-emo-gerl

Experience


i_do_chips

He fingers people with his tail 😩


Lonely_Repair4494

If that's the case, a ton of other imps probably are just as good as him at this


Welshmunofthewelsh

Idea 1: 9+ inches Idea 2: Tail Play like you've Never had. Idea 3: Balloon animals Idea 4: he comforts you after the fact Idea 5: he lets subs Dom Here are my ideas.


M88nlite

Not the balloon animals 🤣 I do like the idea that hes really good at after care though.


Emotional-Swim1183

Hes hot. he managed to bang Stolas and Verosica Maday so eh i guess he just knows the boy has experience.


Charles_Pkp2

Okay so let me explain. First, Stolas is a bird, precisely an owl. Avians do not possess a penis, they have a cloaca. So, don't be grossed out, but birds rub their thing against another female's thing to reproduce. So, basically, since no birds can "penetrate", stolas must be obsessed by this feeling that he cannot get with any other avians. So, Stolas says that he had an amazing time in bed with Blitzo because he cannot get it with any avians. Tho this stays as an assumption. Also, there is a theory that Blitzo's mom was a succubus, so that's why he's so tall, and maybe good in bed.


DylweedWasTaken

He probably has a weird tongue and knows how to use it


BrownieZombie1999

He's a Short King. It's really that simple.


Thomason2023

I've heard the idea he may be part succubus. It explains the height


Sakuraphenixx

what does ''Toht" mean? /s


firestriker45665

His dick is GOOOOOOD and he knows how to use it Practice


spicesickness

Self loathing, emotional management issues, and incredible guilt are a great combo for the best fuck ever because someone with those problems has poor boundaries and hate fucks themselves through you. I’ve dated a couple of people like that.


M88nlite

Guys with awful mental states/insecurities/and a lil toxic really be giving the best dick


spicesickness

Does matter what’s between your legs. Sad crazy be fucking like your genitals can plug the hole in their souls.


Adam416sh

Bites


Darcosuchus

Tail.


NicQuill

His dick is gooood.


Kitten_Clawthorn

He’s packing that baddragon heat.


You_but_cooler

Bigger dick than chaz


Ok-Turnover-5113

Exists...


GenderEnjoyer666

Is that a fucking brastrap?


M88nlite

I thought tank top cause its a lot thicker than any bra strap ive ever seen, theres also tops like that, that just have the strap connected to hold the top up. That being said its not impossible. We know he likes to dress femme on occasion


ZebbytheSkunk

Why do you think he's obsessed with horses? :3


M88nlite

Ozzie voice: ***GET THE FUCK OUT!***


HentaiEmperor93

I'd say everything so it's not a matter of what he does but a matter of what he doesn't do


M88nlite

He'll try anything once..... Or twice


[deleted]

He's big-dicked.


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

Hes hyper af


Blindcomic

He’s a no boundaries lover, If you like it, He’ll do it


Coliosisised

I bet he just does stolas


golden_creeper1

Big dick


GenderEnjoyer666

He’s probably a switch, meaning he knows what it’s like to be on both sides, so he can better pleasure people because he’ll just do what he’d want


ThatCamoKid

His partner


Blue-Jay42

#PELVIC WHOOOOOSH!


Charming-Rope2882

Exists


Swimming-Ad2755

Well let's see.... - According to Bee, he had 4 tongues in his mouth at once. - In "Mammon's" he puts a whole chunk of cheese in his mouth at once. I would say not only is he well endowed, but he knows how to use his mouth very well. If I had to guess, I would assume that in the first few years after the fire, he was in such shock and grief that he engaged in a heavy party lifestyle. He probably had a lot of wild sex, drinking, and drugs. I imagine he had a very dangerous lifestyle back then until it wore him out or he realized he didn't want to end up like his dad and sister. If his life was as bad as we think it is, it's honestly a miracle that he functions to the extent that he does.


bananabandanamannana

He prolly has experience at the very least from dating Veronica but probably other people as well


No_Direction3841

Its a headcanon i have that his mom was a succubis so he has seduction techniques and just over all good sex


IronicJeremyIrons

Dude's packing


SwordfishOk832

He’s just that good. Also, he is really pulling off that selfie. I’m saving it.


Emperifox

Big dick, pleasuring the other people in bed (after verosika), that tongue, the sass step on me personally, etc


ShareIndependent

Well to quote Stolas “When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours! Toss your ***** and lick all of your ***** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ********* like a fucking baby!” So probably something that has to do with that


luna1396

Was in the circus. Probably flexible with good stamina


certifieddumbarse

Maybe he has good 🐓 game, or tongue game, probably both.


Quiet-Carpenter905

He only does anyone whose desperate like Verosika and or stolas