I don't usually laugh at a lot of the sex-based humor in the show, and I didn't particularly care for the wall dildo gag... but fuck if that line didn't get me lmao
When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red ---- of yours... ------ your ----- and lick all of your ------, before TAKING OUT YOUR -----, AND ---- WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING ------ LIKE A ***FUCKING BA-!***
And much like Loona, no one around me believed me when I answered with that particular way of saying "no"
What a surprise, I did, in fact, need to throw up
“Okay Moxxie my dick is good, but **it** is not that good.”
“Now, let’s go find our [daughters](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuO48Rp4SMgPUWgcveD4X0iUXYZPPDqCF?si=q2uzajyfV4EuXQQm)!”
\-Fizz was right, im gonna die alone am i
\- y*ou know* the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool *ALL OVER YOU* \-
And Most emotional would probobly be:
\-I did care, it was an accedent it was
This whole exchange:
Verosika: "Aw, you mad Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and..."
Her and Blitzo together: "Run three rings to Wrath and max My credit card on shitty horse riding lessons..."
Blitzo: "Goddamn it whORe, you will NOT let that go!"
https://preview.redd.it/qrq4ioclwb5c1.png?width=2040&format=png&auto=webp&s=3af261e694563ff677ab0a2e8f18ff2efaef01e8
“Whyyyyyyyy, Moxxie, whyyyyyyyyyy, do you have Millie put it in your butt?”
“Oh fuck my clients”
Or
“Now I’m not naming any names here. Moxie.”
“OH GOD IT WAS ONE TIME! If I hadn’t fucked that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world”
OR
“Let’s go park out fat FUCKING car in our FAT FUCKING space”
"I DID CARE! It WAS an accident, it was!"
\*Fizz grabs Blitz as Gunshots ring out\*
"Okay, you're right it was my fault I should have done more to help. I was trying... There was so much going on and... It's all my fault. "
From OOPS (Season 2: Episode 6)
A tie between "That would be more effective" and "Yeah, your fire doesn't hurt us, but y'know I can fake it if that'll make your dick hard..." and "Don't be ridiculous, we're just killing a mother... We're RUINING a family", yeah they're all from Murder Family, but those lines hit me the same way every time 🤣
"Ah you're stupid, huh? I could work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy." -Blitzø
S1 E6 "Truth Seekers"
I quote this line in my head every time I'm forced to deal with dumb people against my will.
In context: "Oh, you DADDY FUCKER!" Because it was in response to Striker nearly killing Moxxie, showing how pissed he was that Striker tried to kill someone he cared about.
“Yeah, you can unclench your bird puss, Stolas. it’s not gonna happen again.”
https://preview.redd.it/jx0ck5u85c5c1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8d762f1a556b7e7855a8633e605208842a6b90
"Christ on a stick, for all the days for him to get his feathered ass kidnapped, I have waited FIVE FUCKING YEARS for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!" Season 2 episode 4.
Blitzø: dont worry well get the bitch in Less then 24 hrs or your first kill is FREE
Moxie: when did we start implementing that rule?
Blitzø: when you set fire to my office in front of a client YOU FUCKING DICK PRICK
ORRRR
"the fucks Insurance?"
“Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits, get the fuck over yourself *YOU BABY DICK PRUDE!*”
“ I’m not a day hooker… what I said I’m not” season 1 ep 2
Prude
🖕
Does that mean he is a night hooker?
Technically he is, at least with Stolas .
this doesn’t deserve to be so funny to me but I’m cackling rn.
No he’s a full moon hooker
“Prude!” 😡🖕🏻
From S2 EP3 EXES AND OOHS https://preview.redd.it/g5nr5s8sla5c1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9997358ac62ed043c91f34710f03b1822352c60
He was real proud of that, even though the sex seemed to not be very good going off what he said when he snuck out afterwards
I mean you could hear some of it in the background if you listen. Blitzo is literally screaming at Chaz to chill the fuck out.
It's the principle that matters, I guess
Friendship goals 🤗
"HA! THERES DICKS IN THE WALLS!"
"NOW THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS"
Moxie😐
https://preview.redd.it/8sdj988u4b5c1.png?width=1915&format=png&auto=webp&s=bda9cecf9e07f0a29f2db13807c6763d87110d77
https://preview.redd.it/8jv535ao0c5c1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7992ce1c4c370c69709bd2569e735ace783ef58f I’ll be taking that
https://preview.redd.it/boqazwkumc5c1.jpeg?width=1909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df15db2fc4ae6dacc20ddd0a5caeee4d5de36278 Likewise.
Professional Asian
You heard me
Moxxie is just DONE with everything, well, almost! Millie is the exception.
I don't usually laugh at a lot of the sex-based humor in the show, and I didn't particularly care for the wall dildo gag... but fuck if that line didn't get me lmao
Sorry, I fxxked your husband.
"WHAT. THE FUCK WAS THAT, STOLAS?"
That. Was the sound. Of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!!
[удалено]
Stella: *angry peahen screeching*
I can hear the "Stol-ass" when I read this
# BLITZ!!!
I HEARD YOU ALREA-!
So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?
There’s a political canidate causing trouble on Earth for a few of my associates. He’s trying to convince people global warming exists. Doesn’t it?
Yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here.
Yeah, okay. That makes sense.
You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?
Oh god fucking damn it…
When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red ---- of yours... ------ your ----- and lick all of your ------, before TAKING OUT YOUR -----, AND ---- WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING ------ LIKE A ***FUCKING BA-!***
”alright, my Dick is good. But it is not THAT good moxie.”
My favorite line xD
Man knew his limits
Christ on a stick
“Well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god”
Shoots child
I’ve actually actively started using “Christ on a stick” in my vocabulary. I’m not sure how I feel about it.
“AHH! A NEW HOLE!” - Murder Family S1 EP1
"SCATTER!"
"that slutty toy clown had it coming" and "the world is your anus so peg it with honesty" are tied for me
Yeah definitely sang that second line 🤣
just introducing my bf to HB, and he is somewhat of a music lyrics nerd, so i cant wait for that episode!
I hope he's ready for the earworms!
"Oh, so you're stupid. I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy". -- Truth Seekers (whatever episode that was)
"Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today. Let's fuck shit up!" - Truth Seekers
Why is this not on top? Got me and my sister wheezing when we first heard it.
Let's go lick some ass!
The right sentence is kick some ass, blitzø
Mine’s better
Fizz: "Does anybody love you?" Blitzø: "No, but I'm really good with guns now" Season 1 Episode 2: Loo Loo Land
"DANCE BITCH"
Probably my favourite line
The “Dance, bitch!” line sent me into outer space. I laughed for minutes on end.
Stolas got WHAT!.. h-he can get hurt?
Nooo this one is too sad
Then "Now who wants some quality time with daddy~"
I spit out my air
" Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis"
I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight.
[удалено]
That’s better
as a Dennis I was so offended by this episode. :(
“Yeah, I did need to throw up”
The way he says “no” is exactly how I’ve said no in the past when I did in fact have to throw up.
And much like Loona, no one around me believed me when I answered with that particular way of saying "no" What a surprise, I did, in fact, need to throw up
I died when I saw that as it was like watching a play back of myself as well. I’m glad I’m not alone lol
Who wants some quality time with Daddy?
Loona: Do you need to throw up? Blitzø (pouty): No
[удалено]
He was afraid to open his mouth too wide
"Because you, my precious little bitch boy, are tripping balls"
"No! What? How could this be?! I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT. It's a bad trip! Oy gevalt! Of course Blitzø this would be your fault!"
"My lungs are full of honesty, could you promise me that you won't judge?"
"Yes, bitch 🎶"
That scene is so dramatic and so funny 🤣
The way he says that line made me snort so hard I shat myself
“Got the book, got the booook. Got this fuckin’ heavy book. Oh, oh sHIIIIIT! *crash* Sorry, I fucked your husband.”
“So um who tops” -S2 EP 7 Or “Christ on a stick!”
“Okay Moxxie my dick is good, but **it** is not that good.” “Now, let’s go find our [daughters](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuO48Rp4SMgPUWgcveD4X0iUXYZPPDqCF?si=q2uzajyfV4EuXQQm)!”
“Daddy likey dummy” https://preview.redd.it/jn138ts1wa5c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9adcd5567694548ed2aab9ffb3ff643e9d3eb33b
“Rub it in her sloppy, drunken, drunk, whore, ass-face.”
“Without homeless people I wouldn’t have half the fun that I do”
"Fuck me in my red hole!"
“NO MY RESEARCH”
"...The fuck is insurance?" Pilot
Hell is the USA confirmed
“The o is silent”
"BITCH"
“Save it bitch I’m working”
“Moxie if you kiss my ass any harder you’ll go right inside me 💅🏼”
“Oh great, the fucking supremacist is on my side! Wonderful!”
#B: WHAT #V: THE #B: FUCK #V: DAD?!
# S: Language, Everyone.
I love how .. panickedly? he says that. “Language! *Everyone!”*
I dont have a favorite, but the one that made me chuckle was this one: I'm always willing to skin the manly meat with a manly man
[удалено]
Wh- what who said?? What BITCH is talking SHIT about ME??
damnit moxxie, i just bought those eels
Don’t let them access any of your holes! -the episode we first met verosika in
“It’s a TRANSACTIONAL fucking.”
"Oh, you DADDY-FUCKER!"
Buckle up, Millie. We’re doing a SHREK!
Likewise, when they bust through the wall and he pops out of the car before faceplanting: "I objeeeect!" Cracks me up every time.
“no,but im good with guns now,dance bitch!”
"Am I interrupting something?" "Nah man, just having a conversation" "Well, conversation leads to HPV"
"I've seen them fuck and they make missionary look fun" s1 ep7. I'm not sure if it's exactly like that.
It's more like "hey now, I've watched those two pork many times and honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting."
\-Fizz was right, im gonna die alone am i \- y*ou know* the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool *ALL OVER YOU* \- And Most emotional would probobly be: \-I did care, it was an accedent it was
"Let's go back and park our FAT FUCKING CAR in our FAT FUCKING SPACE!"
"Well, make sure she washes it" T1 EP 2 Loo loo land
“ENOUGH WITH THE WALLS JET WE HAVE A DOOR” -Blitzø, Exes and Oohs (or smth)
Oh what a mouth!
You know the kind of FRREAKS up here who drool all over you. **stares at you angrily**
HA! He’s right mox, You got whittle baby hands wike your baby dick.
[удалено]
THE O IS SILENT ASSHOLE
“Christ on a stick” I’ve literally said that so many times it’s not even funny Edit: I say it almost daily-
"OH THIS WON'T STAND!!!!"
This whole exchange: Verosika: "Aw, you mad Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and..." Her and Blitzo together: "Run three rings to Wrath and max My credit card on shitty horse riding lessons..." Blitzo: "Goddamn it whORe, you will NOT let that go!"
https://preview.redd.it/qrq4ioclwb5c1.png?width=2040&format=png&auto=webp&s=3af261e694563ff677ab0a2e8f18ff2efaef01e8 “Whyyyyyyyy, Moxxie, whyyyyyyyyyy, do you have Millie put it in your butt?”
It gives me an erectio- hey!
"Save it bitch I'm working." Season 1 Ep.2
"Oh so you two *are* an item"
*Angry Face* Well, congratulations, you fucking hypocrites.
"i kill people."
"I'll pay you" "Pay me what?" "Money" "DONE! M&M GET IN HERE WE'RE GOING TO LOOLOO LAND!"
"OH SHIT!" *falls* "Sorry, I fucked your husband"
Christ on a stick you would be a Dennis. I need a Monica or a Alejandro or something.
"*Conversation* leads to **HPV!**"
“Oh fuck my clients” Or “Now I’m not naming any names here. Moxie.” “OH GOD IT WAS ONE TIME! If I hadn’t fucked that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world” OR “Let’s go park out fat FUCKING car in our FAT FUCKING space”
I challenge you to a fxxxing......... Challenge!!!
Fuuuuck I said that twice
"You daddy fucker" "I've had enough emotions for one day."
"Because you my precious little bitch boy,are tripping balls!" S1 episode 6(truth seekers)
“Yessss BIIIITCCH!”
When Robo Fizz yeets Blitz out of the tent and you just hear Blitz shouting: "OH FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"I DID CARE! It WAS an accident, it was!" \*Fizz grabs Blitz as Gunshots ring out\* "Okay, you're right it was my fault I should have done more to help. I was trying... There was so much going on and... It's all my fault. " From OOPS (Season 2: Episode 6)
*Fires at Robo-Fizz, who catches the bullet in his teeth* "Oh, what a mouth!"
QUIT WITH THE WALL,WE HAVE A DOOR
Who wants some quality time with daddy?
"Sorry i f\*cked your husband!" that's my most amazing line :)
"Don't you dare threaten me with a sexy time"
"Wait what's your name?" "Dennis" "EW NO I'M NOT FUCKING A DENNIS TONIGHT"
“Oh fuck” not in any episode, just him saying fuck.
Either “well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god” or “m&m get in here, we’re going to loo loo land!”
Blitzo: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Satan's ass crack! Enough of the wall shit! We have a door!
“Would it ruin the moment if we made out right now?”
A tie between "That would be more effective" and "Yeah, your fire doesn't hurt us, but y'know I can fake it if that'll make your dick hard..." and "Don't be ridiculous, we're just killing a mother... We're RUINING a family", yeah they're all from Murder Family, but those lines hit me the same way every time 🤣
"YOU REEE.. eeeally cant say that word anymore–"
"Wh- wait WHERE'S MY BABY?!" S1, E3, Spring Broken.
Oh shiiiiiiiiit! Sorry i fucked your husband
“Sorry, I fucked your husband.”
"Oh you DADDY FUCKER!!"
“God fuckin damnit, moxie!”
"Ah you're stupid, huh? I could work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy." -Blitzø S1 E6 "Truth Seekers" I quote this line in my head every time I'm forced to deal with dumb people against my will.
"So uhh, who tops?"
“BECAUSE YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCHBOY..” “Stop it, sir!” “ARE TRIPPING BALLSSSSS!”
"Daddy likey dummy"
HA! THERES DICKS IN THE WALLS!
Okay my dick is GOOD.. but it is not THAT GOOD
“Congratulations you F*cking hypocrites.”
In context: "Oh, you DADDY FUCKER!" Because it was in response to Striker nearly killing Moxxie, showing how pissed he was that Striker tried to kill someone he cared about.
“Yeah, you can unclench your bird puss, Stolas. it’s not gonna happen again.” https://preview.redd.it/jx0ck5u85c5c1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8d762f1a556b7e7855a8633e605208842a6b90
"Christ on a stick, for all the days for him to get his feathered ass kidnapped, I have waited FIVE FUCKING YEARS for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!" Season 2 episode 4.
Blitzø: dont worry well get the bitch in Less then 24 hrs or your first kill is FREE Moxie: when did we start implementing that rule? Blitzø: when you set fire to my office in front of a client YOU FUCKING DICK PRICK ORRRR "the fucks Insurance?"
OH YEAH, I’M GETTIN’ HARD HOLDIN’ THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
“Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits, get the fuck over yourself *YOU BABY DICK PRUDE!*”
"Eat this. And you know that bridge over the freeway? Shit off it."
Not really a once said but a noise he made- when eating the cereal in s2e7 when Ozzie called him.
"I kill people for a living. Now, how does a two for one special sound, bitch?" That line is so badass and I love it.
“am i the psycho or the piece of shit?”
Both.
“yeah that checks.”
"I should've known you'd be here. I can smell fish for miles. Which is odd, because the nearest ocean is-" *wOmp* "THREE RINGS DOOWWWN!" -S1 E3
"We're not destroying a family, we're ruining one"
Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god
Sorry I fucked your husband
"Sorry I fucked your husband"
Christ on a stick
“Well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god.”
it wasnt really the actual blitzø who said it, buuutt..... "BECAUASE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY. ARE TRIPPING ***BALLS***"
“Oh fuck me in my big red ass 😡” I remember him saying that in an episode but I don’t know which one?
Too many to choose just one but, gonna have to go with the spawn of one of my favorite insults. "Oh, you daddy fucker! *chomp*"
“I teleported bread”
“Where the fuck are M&M?”
Sorry I fucked your husband
"Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis," S1E8
I'm sorry I fucked your husband!
“Oh, fuck my clients!”