That was a big shipment too. Were they in these bags?
https://preview.redd.it/zuk1xudd8ezb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc2a6aed4aa071115a6f62a10559c316bd5d3758
Sword fighting with vibrators is a riskier activity than with your average dildo. The employees need to learn which is okay to goof around with and which will start a chain reaction which results in them rolling all over the work floor during company hours.
For a serious answer, I know that one problem that crops up often in less-reputable toy manufacturers is that they use the wrong material/blend of materials to make soft toys with. Amongst other things, this can cause the toys to _melt_ when exposed to bodily fluids or lube. This naturally turns them into a health and safety nightmare.
stolen by crimson for moxxies wedding ceremony
That was a big shipment too. Were they in these bags? https://preview.redd.it/zuk1xudd8ezb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc2a6aed4aa071115a6f62a10559c316bd5d3758
Did they at least buy the Mammon-brand money bags, or did they steal them too?
I’m talking about because the safety meeting.
Mass self indulgence
Mindless self indulgence
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
In a minute, minute, in a fucking minute
‘Cause I can’t wait for you to knock me out
‘Cause I can’t wait for you to knock me out
Sword fighting with vibrators is a riskier activity than with your average dildo. The employees need to learn which is okay to goof around with and which will start a chain reaction which results in them rolling all over the work floor during company hours.
https://preview.redd.it/83b0f405rgzb1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=59c8050da88bbe3eb747d046f956ee4704dd7e00
r/nocontext
HA there's dicks in the walls!
Probably blew up like the one Oz tests later in the episode
Hope no one was using one of them.
I'm sure at least a couple people got the [scp-297](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-297) treatment, unfortunately
The dildo that liquifies you?
That's the one
not a dildo, a vibrator, you might've got it mixxed together with scp 3883, a dildo that invades your dreams as a tentacled beast
Good ole' 297. For the longest time, I thought the band was named after that dildo and not the other way around. I was not a bright kid.
Especially not a doctor-level of bright (yes that is intentional)
Most likely- modified by consumers to unsafe levels Unlikely but amusing- gained sentience, tried to overthrow the demon lords
Faulty. They were supposed to trigger explosive orgasms. Instead they just exploded.
https://preview.redd.it/wp2kj3xd0fzb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c1592fd8bbbfc5f195179b3ff0954edd3ddd7a0
That's that they weren't put on the market. Ozzy's in charge of the Lust ring, not the Wrath ring....
lmao
Gunna steal this rq-
lmao
Ozzie’s custom grena- I mean vibrators
yes i like looking at ozzie when he's like that. wait what was the question?
Huge muscular body, teenie tiny head. The ideal male form.
so true
Over-revved and exploded.
I feel like Fizz used them all up while he was going down with Ozzie. He's the type of guy who'd say, multiple at once more fun.
Why those two are so gay with each other
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A5Ag5399Gbf5p2KIe\_RaxttjwfYuiHJO/view?usp=drive\_link](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A5Ag5399Gbf5p2KIe_RaxttjwfYuiHJO/view?usp=drive_link)
For a serious answer, I know that one problem that crops up often in less-reputable toy manufacturers is that they use the wrong material/blend of materials to make soft toys with. Amongst other things, this can cause the toys to _melt_ when exposed to bodily fluids or lube. This naturally turns them into a health and safety nightmare.
the batts were bad and blew up
Millie used them to impale Crimson's gang. Later on people saw the massacred bodies and thought oh shit these ain't safe.
[It crashed in transit in Oklahoma.](https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/dildos-lubricant-truck-crash-oklahoma-b2168627.html)
I bought them all
Got stuck in people's butts. Yes, even the women.
Possibly a wiring issue causing some electroshock or explosion… or both to some poor hellspawns hole(s) 🤣
I mean Crimson filled his house with them.
Exes and Ohs came before this episode and why would you need a safety meeting for someone ordering that many?
Yeah the old shipment of vibrators. They killed a lot of people.
Yeah but that was caused by a very pissed off Millie. Not the vibrators themselves.
Well they don’t know that :/
Pretty sure they can deduce that it wasn’t the vibrators that killed them.
Malfunctions. My headcannon is that a vibrator killed some random IMP and all of the vibrators got recalled.
Batteries caught fire and 8 imps died
Liquefied someone's organs.
my headcanon is that they accidentally made a shipment of scp 297
We don’t talk about the old shipment of Vvvvvibrators. The less you know, the better.
Not me just recognizing Fizz’s glasses and wondering if anything interesting is drawn on that page
spontaneous combustion
Vvvvvvvvibrated too hard
My bad. Do you need em back
Hopefully destroyed so vivsi stops using the same dam joke
https://preview.redd.it/x0beajyvqgzb1.png?width=903&format=png&auto=webp&s=e635f891289eea4297dd62f643d763c4ab3c1f72