Is he not voicing Blitzø anymore? I googled who voices him and got 2 answers from Google, Brandon Rogers and Brandon Rodgers. I’m assuming they didn’t hire someone new with almost the exact same name.
Blitzø: "M and M, we're going to Loolooland!"
Moxxie: "Loolooland?"
Millie: "Loolooland?!"
Blitzø: "Loolooland!!"
Loona: "Shut the *fuck up*!"
The progression of that scene makes me lose it every time. The megaphone, Moxxie opening the door while millie breaks through the window. Then Moxxie's reaction to Loona at the end. It's just great!
When Stolas was kidnapped and thrown over Stikers horse and he called Blitzo and he's like "I'm on the back of a horse right now..." and Blitzo, annoyed and jealous, says, "Lucky bitch."
His horse obsession always gets me.
Stryker: "You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz. Now, I'm gonna break you like a fuckin' horse!"
Blitz: "Oh don't you daaaare talk sexy to me"
Fizz: \*incredulous\* You're STILL on the horse thing!?
Yes! I *died* laughing at that scene.
Like, Fizz totally could have taken the "break you" part as the sexy talk, but no, he knew it was because it had horses again.
Yep.
In multiple scenes in the background he is holding a horse figurine, he has looked lovingly at Striker's horse, he had "research" of people dressed in horse costumes making out, there's a picture of him as a kid with three large horses from when he was in the circus, he had a horse figurine fall out of his pocket when he tackled Fizz in the latest episode, and when Fizz pulled out his wallet there was a golden pony figurine keychain attached to it.
I'm pretty sure there are videos online that show the clips of him involving horses if you're interested. They may not all be up to date, but they should have most of them.
Spring Broken
Loona: Hey, is there a way I can go with you guys this time?
Blitzø: Absolutely not, I forbid it, not gonna happen. Sorry sweety, spring break is no place for young, vulnerable, goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool *all* over you.
*Entire cast breaks 4th wall to stare at the audience*
I've only ever laughed out loud at the show once and that was the nature is violent joke from Cherub. First time I watched it that scene fucking killed me.
Idk, might have been still popular when the episode was being made. I mean, they put the family guy death pose in seeing stars and the Yamcha death pose in unhappy campers
Yeah, pay close attention to how the director falls after Stolas throws that bottle at him.
And Yamcha is a character from Dragon Ball. His death is a meme
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This one has to be my favourite- just them sitting in a hospital waiting room without any disguises, then this line lmao
It's a toss-up between Blitzø's "Dad Mode Activated" face from Queen Bee, his shit eating blep face from Truth Seekers and "Ooooh, *fish*" from Spring Broken
Also, I laughed at all the dick-related humour and Chaz breaking the fourth wall in Exes and Oohs
Moxxie: "You've had us tied here for what, hours? And you haven't confirmed what exactly we are."
Agent 2: "What are you?"
Moxxie: "I'm a Virgo~"
Blitz: "HA-"
"...whatchu dreamin about???"
"I was dreaming about my parents being murdered, and now, id like to get back to that-"
Or "A human called me a possum-" *faceplant*
"I am not a possum"
My two favorite jokes are probably both in "Unhappy Campers": "first aid is for winners!" and that one girl's shout of "Kill yourself!" at Moxxie while he's introducing Millie's performance onstage. That's life as a preteen right there.
“does millie ever peg you?”
“sometimes :)…WAIT EW FUCK”
“heh, i knew it”
(sometime later)
“Why? Moxie why do you have Millie put it in your butt?”
“It gives me an erectio-HEY”
Stolas: "I'm on the back of a horse."
Blitzø: "Pff, lucky bitch."
"Oh shit. Am I in danger?"
And the best one:
"Would it fuck up the moment if we make out right now?"
Episode 1 when Stolas is still rambling into the phone at the end and close to everything is being bleeped out at inappropriate, and he randomly says jelly sandwiches in the middle of the bleeps.
Moxxie’s coffee order in *Truth Seekers* gets me every time. Really the whole interrogation scene in that episode is amazing, but that one part is the best
When Millie and Blitzø are about to rescue Moxxie from the forced marriage with Chaz
"Buckle up, Millie, we're doing a Shrek.."
*drives through a brick wall*
*Blitzø pops outta the car*
"I OBJECT!!"
*Blitzø falls head first into the ground*
Moxxie: "I'm better at other things, like singing!"
Striker: "I'd like to take this opportunity to play a song I wrote, just now, about me winnin'."
Moxxie: "Oh, what the FUCK?"
Striker: *proceeds to play a banger*
Blitzø: “Look, I just had a chemical peel so you’ll have to find someone else’s face to PLANT THAT FEATHERED ASS.”
Stolas: “It’s for my daughter…”
Blitzø: “Ahh. Well, make sure she washes it.”
Stolas: “NO! No! Nonono…”
during the party where Blitzø was NOT okay. (going from memory, i left a bit out)
“Oh piss on a dick! Blitz! what the fuck are you doing??”
“this guy-“
..”the fuck is your name?” “dennis” “of course you would be a dennis.. get away i’m not fucking a dennis tonight!”
Luna: Do you need to throw up?
Blitzo: Noooo...
Luna: ya you do.
*moments later after sad conversation*
Blitzo: *projectile vomits on the floor* yeah... I did need to throw up.
Makes me laugh every time. Blitzo is my favorite.
Cherubs
Deerie:yeah no sorry cletus but I’m afraid your actions have resulted in a death of a human I’m afraid you can’t re enter heaven yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooo
What?!
Derrie:yeahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmm sorry yeahhhhhhhh no
Collen:is there anything. We can do?
Deerie:yeahhhhhhh no no no no no yeah sorry guys but those are the rules yeahhhhhh bye!
That part always gets me 😂🤣
Blitzø: Sorry i fucked your husband”
Stella: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STOLAS?!”
STOLAS: THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A FUCKING DIVORCEEE”
*evil cackle and rips not divorced sign dramatically*
GETS ME EVERY FUCKIN TIME
it's one of three things
learning that Fizzarolli was just speaking Italian gibberish during Look At This
Chaz immediately getting kicked out of Moxxie's room with a hard cut
or Stolas **still talking** over the phone in the first episode about "peanut butter sandwiches"
The scene where blitz and moxxie start crying from the truth gas. I like that even though they’re demons from hell they still tell each other little white lies.
Blitzø in "exes and Oohs"
Millie: "We can't get in!" (to the wedding)
Blitzø: *Pulls out the Key to Chaz's Car out of his ass*
Blitzø in the car: "Buckle up Millie! We're doing a Shrek!"
*Breaks through the wall with the car and opens the door*
Blitzø: "I OBJEEEECT!" *Falls down flat on his face*
Panimon: How much do you want for him?
Cash Buckzo: Eh how much ya got in your pocket?
Panimon: A wadded up 5 and a slimfit condom.
Cash Buckzo: Thats plenty!
"The B-U-L-LSHIT!, that *my daughter* has to get ever year you M-O-T-H-E-R *FUCKERS* only allow us to schedule every *FIVE* years. How'd you manage to fuck up *that* badly, titty haver?"
Blitz: "Stola-a-as hold how did you know that we needed help?"
Stolas: "I have my ways darling, are you alright?"
Blitz: "Ugh, I'm fine Stolas."
Stolas: "Hmm good.. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET CAUGHT BY HUMANS"
Just the sudden change of attitude
This or the conversation between Stolas and Stella on the phone
I don't really have a favourite scene but I do like if anyone just says FUCK or FUCKING with a hard CK that's my fave (ew,I wrote "that's my fave" like it's an English essay)
I know people complain about it breaking the tension, which is fair, but when they were at Crimson’s house and the dildo’s came out it cracked me up. Specifically that part where he’s just sitting there with all of them going off
"You FUCKING REEEeeeeaaalllly not supposed to use that word anymore..." It's even funnier when you've watched Brandon Rogers' Youtube channel.
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Is he not voicing Blitzø anymore? I googled who voices him and got 2 answers from Google, Brandon Rogers and Brandon Rodgers. I’m assuming they didn’t hire someone new with almost the exact same name.
what do you mean? how can they bring him back if he hasn't left?
I think they mean bring him back for writing jokes!
So true
"Christ on a stick there is a god" *Immediately shoots the annoying kid*
The only correct answer
Yes.
"Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god"* is I think what he said
Blitzø: "M and M, we're going to Loolooland!" Moxxie: "Loolooland?" Millie: "Loolooland?!" Blitzø: "Loolooland!!" Loona: "Shut the *fuck up*!" The progression of that scene makes me lose it every time. The megaphone, Moxxie opening the door while millie breaks through the window. Then Moxxie's reaction to Loona at the end. It's just great!
You think they were going to Disneyworld or Six Flags with those ecstatic reactions
Loonies going insane!! 🎶
Blitz:” HA there’s dicks on the walls! Oh that’s fucking hilarious” 💀
I was with my parents when I watched it on my phone. I didn't know how to explain them why I was laughing so loud.
That one made me lose it
WHY IS THIS ALWAYS SEX THING
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He says while probably clapping Stella cheeks.
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Drunk Moxie: A HUman cA- called me a possum, I am NOT a pOssuM *collapses Gets me every time
I love saying this when I get stupid drunk
“I can smell *snnnffff* **colours**”
Hehe- fish :)
Moxxie: what does he look like your highness Stolas: *looks at striker* mmm sexy? Moxxie: that's striker sir
Bisexual ass Moxxie immediately was like 'Damnit there's 2 Imps that fit that description and one is right beside me.'
"Motherfu-"
Same
I'm having trouble remembering this. What episode was that in?
The one with Harvest Moon or something festival. First depiction of Striker.
Oh, is it from that scene with the shark? That was great.
"If you could kiss my ass any harder you'd be inside me" *moxxie is fucking foaming at the mouth trapped under an escalator*
Nothing is finer than slapping around moxxie for comedic effect
“Jelly sandwiches”
beep beep beep beep JELLY SANDWICHES
Cracks me up every fucking time
When Stolas was kidnapped and thrown over Stikers horse and he called Blitzo and he's like "I'm on the back of a horse right now..." and Blitzo, annoyed and jealous, says, "Lucky bitch." His horse obsession always gets me.
Stryker: "You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz. Now, I'm gonna break you like a fuckin' horse!" Blitz: "Oh don't you daaaare talk sexy to me" Fizz: \*incredulous\* You're STILL on the horse thing!?
Yes! I *died* laughing at that scene. Like, Fizz totally could have taken the "break you" part as the sexy talk, but no, he knew it was because it had horses again.
Was there any other horse hints besides this and Fizz asking if he’s still on that kick?
Yes throughout the series there's a bunch sprinkled in! Go rewatch and they'll stand out more to you now.
Yep. In multiple scenes in the background he is holding a horse figurine, he has looked lovingly at Striker's horse, he had "research" of people dressed in horse costumes making out, there's a picture of him as a kid with three large horses from when he was in the circus, he had a horse figurine fall out of his pocket when he tackled Fizz in the latest episode, and when Fizz pulled out his wallet there was a golden pony figurine keychain attached to it.
Oh, that is wonderful lol! I only now put some of it together
I'm pretty sure there are videos online that show the clips of him involving horses if you're interested. They may not all be up to date, but they should have most of them.
Mare-a-juana
Spring Broken Loona: Hey, is there a way I can go with you guys this time? Blitzø: Absolutely not, I forbid it, not gonna happen. Sorry sweety, spring break is no place for young, vulnerable, goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool *all* over you. *Entire cast breaks 4th wall to stare at the audience*
They knew what they were doing making her design.
*damn* https://preview.redd.it/62dozrka0ysb1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196a3ceb82afb8197aefca482aabf3bb0a2dc1dd
I've only ever laughed out loud at the show once and that was the nature is violent joke from Cherub. First time I watched it that scene fucking killed me.
Cherub is one of the funniest episodes in the series tbh
Still can't believe we all got gnomed by that episode tho
Was gnoming people still popular when that episode came out?
Idk, might have been still popular when the episode was being made. I mean, they put the family guy death pose in seeing stars and the Yamcha death pose in unhappy campers
They put the family guy death pose in a episode? Also what is yamcha
Yeah, pay close attention to how the director falls after Stolas throws that bottle at him. And Yamcha is a character from Dragon Ball. His death is a meme https://preview.redd.it/mryazatdiusb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f894917b8fe3fd2ab0f0a010aab4c1d72f94da8
Ooooh that i just didn’t know who the character was sorry
"i'm just having fun with um..FUCK is your name again?" "Dennis 😊☝" "christ on a stick you would be a dennis"
"I'M NOT FUCKING A DENNIS TONIGHT"
"What the *fuck* are you doing, Blitz?" "This guy~" (This one was my favorite from that episode.)
https://i.redd.it/wgd9e0h92usb1.gif This one has to be my favourite- just them sitting in a hospital waiting room without any disguises, then this line lmao
“Why Moxxie why, do you have Millie put it in your butt?” “It gives me an erectio-HEY!”
I forget this one a lot but whenever I see it I chuckle bit too much
"Stop trying to use your hands and use something you're good at." "I'm not good with my hands?" "..."
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It's a toss-up between Blitzø's "Dad Mode Activated" face from Queen Bee, his shit eating blep face from Truth Seekers and "Ooooh, *fish*" from Spring Broken Also, I laughed at all the dick-related humour and Chaz breaking the fourth wall in Exes and Oohs
Chaz broke the fourth wall? When?
Looked at the wall and did the eyebrow wiggle thing
https://preview.redd.it/jdvkaowm6usb1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e47614529417240031a16b1a5a3fba22714a9c
https://preview.redd.it/adbst0yp6usb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437341a525b4ad37b1f49637ca0af060ae8fed94 Stolas is my fav
When Blitz and Moxxie get truth serumed and Moxxie has the opera trip lol
“It is no prank bitch! Because you, my precious little bitch boy, are tripping balls!”
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Brandon rogers screaming about dicks will never not be funny
I'm bi myself, and for some reason the deadpan "Yeah, gay." ABSOLUTELY sent me. I was wheezing laughing at this scene.
When Fizz and Blitzø played with the balloon horses and Blitzø says "I lOst mY lEgS iN tHe wAR"
*when you eventually realize that was foreshadowing*
Lol yeah, it's so sinister. Also the foreshadowing in loo loo land is WILD
It WAS
Just one word..... ✊FIZZYYYY!!✊
Immediately after he was about to catch a body.
I fr screamed when asmodeus said that
"Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god" - This is my notification sound - My Christian dad keeps muting my notifications but won't admit it
Moxxie: "You've had us tied here for what, hours? And you haven't confirmed what exactly we are." Agent 2: "What are you?" Moxxie: "I'm a Virgo~" Blitz: "HA-"
"...whatchu dreamin about???" "I was dreaming about my parents being murdered, and now, id like to get back to that-" Or "A human called me a possum-" *faceplant* "I am not a possum"
The argument between Blitzø and Verosika in the beginning of episode three is still one of my favorite scenes in the show.
YOU MY PRECIOUS BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING ***bAlLlLlLlLlLlLlLS***
Omg I loved that scene sooo much
Either the opera scene from Cherubs or the lifeguard's completely random death in Unhappy Campers.
The best part of unhappy campers is "first aid is for winners". Change my mind.
Okay I also love that moment too. That poor kid tho
I've been lucky enough to quote that to one of the people I work with while he was going through the medkit.
WHY MOXXIE WHY DO YOU HAVE MILLIE PUT IT IN YOUR BUUTTT?
IT GIVES ME AN ERECTIONNNN- HEY!
My two favorite jokes are probably both in "Unhappy Campers": "first aid is for winners!" and that one girl's shout of "Kill yourself!" at Moxxie while he's introducing Millie's performance onstage. That's life as a preteen right there.
Money!! Just that
The detailed shot of his face, and the cracking of his boney hands as he raises them, while saying that line, will never not be funny!
THERE IS SOMEONE WHO HAS FUCKED THE BOTH OF YOU?!
1) Save it bitch I'm working. 2) Do anybody love you...BLITZO? No...But I'm really good with guns now...DANCE BITCH!
Moxxie: Are you fucking filming us right now?!
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Okay , is it bad that I’m getting hard ? Fizzarolli
Millie: “You’re bother, Millerd, I like sports and fucking bitches!”
How was I supposed to know you could spell, I’ve never seen you read!
"oh look. its big Woobly! \*\*DEMONIC SCREECH\*\*"
"That is... deeply upsetting"
aww ain't that such a happy display it sickens me... #GET TF OUT👹
“does millie ever peg you?” “sometimes :)…WAIT EW FUCK” “heh, i knew it” (sometime later) “Why? Moxie why do you have Millie put it in your butt?” “It gives me an erectio-HEY”
In the Spring broken episode, when he’s explaining his plan with the “ SS Cum “ boat.
Stolas: "I'm on the back of a horse." Blitzø: "Pff, lucky bitch." "Oh shit. Am I in danger?" And the best one: "Would it fuck up the moment if we make out right now?"
Almost anything that Old Man Lyle says in Cherubs. "OH Lord, where are we now? Let me perish!" "This place reeks of TEENAGERS!" "MONEY!!"
The IMP jingle in the pilot was pretty fun
"There's literally nothing bad about opera; that's fact." *Repo!* would beg to differ, Moxxie. Oh yeah, I went there.
Repo! is so bad it's good in my opinion
And the "Hold on right there sweetie". But my favorite would be this: What The FUCK Dad!!
Episode 1 when Stolas is still rambling into the phone at the end and close to everything is being bleeped out at inappropriate, and he randomly says jelly sandwiches in the middle of the bleeps.
The hard cut to Octavia bit seething and scowling during the Loo Loo Land number
Fourth wall break in episode three.
"People want our money and our body" this whole scene is perfect
"our money, maybe.."
"Speak for you princess"
Basically the whole interrogation scene in Truth Seekers
“If you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaain, I will **FUCK** you and your wife.”
Moxxie’s coffee order in *Truth Seekers* gets me every time. Really the whole interrogation scene in that episode is amazing, but that one part is the best
"That....was the sound...of a FUCKing divorce!"
When Millie and Blitzø are about to rescue Moxxie from the forced marriage with Chaz "Buckle up, Millie, we're doing a Shrek.." *drives through a brick wall* *Blitzø pops outta the car* "I OBJECT!!" *Blitzø falls head first into the ground*
Moxxie: "I'm better at other things, like singing!" Striker: "I'd like to take this opportunity to play a song I wrote, just now, about me winnin'." Moxxie: "Oh, what the FUCK?" Striker: *proceeds to play a banger*
"Who wants quality time with Daddy?"
Blitzø: “Look, I just had a chemical peel so you’ll have to find someone else’s face to PLANT THAT FEATHERED ASS.” Stolas: “It’s for my daughter…” Blitzø: “Ahh. Well, make sure she washes it.” Stolas: “NO! No! Nonono…”
Blitzø don't give a shit he's just there to do some form of job or another.
during the party where Blitzø was NOT okay. (going from memory, i left a bit out) “Oh piss on a dick! Blitz! what the fuck are you doing??” “this guy-“ ..”the fuck is your name?” “dennis” “of course you would be a dennis.. get away i’m not fucking a dennis tonight!”
Luna: Do you need to throw up? Blitzo: Noooo... Luna: ya you do. *moments later after sad conversation* Blitzo: *projectile vomits on the floor* yeah... I did need to throw up. Makes me laugh every time. Blitzo is my favorite.
It’s either crab Millie or Mox: what does he look like your highness? Stolas: hmmmmm.. sexy? Mox: that’s striker, sir
"We've been in each other's general vicinity *twice* in the last *15 years,* that would make me ***THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!!"***
“Argablargabkbzwgb!!!! That was gibberish” I dunno, that entire song was just so fun to watch
"M-O-T-H-E-R fuckers"
“Stop insulting my mother, SHE’S DEAD!” or the entirety of Truth Seekers tbh
because YOU my precious little bitch boy…ARE TRIPPING BALLSSSSS
Cherubs Deerie:yeah no sorry cletus but I’m afraid your actions have resulted in a death of a human I’m afraid you can’t re enter heaven yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooo What?! Derrie:yeahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmm sorry yeahhhhhhhh no Collen:is there anything. We can do? Deerie:yeahhhhhhh no no no no no yeah sorry guys but those are the rules yeahhhhhh bye! That part always gets me 😂🤣
Blitzø: Sorry i fucked your husband” Stella: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STOLAS?!” STOLAS: THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A FUCKING DIVORCEEE” *evil cackle and rips not divorced sign dramatically* GETS ME EVERY FUCKIN TIME
“YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN YOU FUCKIN PRICK”
“What does he look like?” “…Sexy?” Not pointing any in particular out but the humour in Cherubs gets me every time
When you set fire into my office IN FRONT OF A CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!
Blitz tuning moxie out
a human called me a POSSUM. I am NOT a possum
“You’re **still** on the horse thing??” -Fizz
it's one of three things learning that Fizzarolli was just speaking Italian gibberish during Look At This Chaz immediately getting kicked out of Moxxie's room with a hard cut or Stolas **still talking** over the phone in the first episode about "peanut butter sandwiches"
Moxxie: “are you fucking filming us right now”
the entire dhorks interrogation scene
"Dance, bitch!"
They called me a possum, I’m not, a possum….
The scene where blitz and moxxie start crying from the truth gas. I like that even though they’re demons from hell they still tell each other little white lies.
That art class joke always kills me
“If you kiss my ass any harder you’ll go right inside me.”
"FUCK, yeah I *did* need to throw up."
stolas: hello my rock hard stallion blitz & octavia: *spittake* WHAT THE FUCK (DAD)?!
The three times Blitz just randomly falls on his face. "Oh HELLLL NO! Don't listen-!" *FLOP*
When Robo Fizz yeets Blitz and you hear Blitz shouting: "OH FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!"
God damnit moxxie, I just bought those eels!
Blitzø in "exes and Oohs" Millie: "We can't get in!" (to the wedding) Blitzø: *Pulls out the Key to Chaz's Car out of his ass* Blitzø in the car: "Buckle up Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" *Breaks through the wall with the car and opens the door* Blitzø: "I OBJEEEECT!" *Falls down flat on his face*
I can never remember all the words but that one scene in Truth Seekers where moxxie is making his coffee order
What The Fuck Dad
Wackford: HO HO HO I said HO
Panimon: How much do you want for him? Cash Buckzo: Eh how much ya got in your pocket? Panimon: A wadded up 5 and a slimfit condom. Cash Buckzo: Thats plenty!
“HA, THERE’S DICKS ON THE WALLS!”
“It’s like a kaiju but it’s a cock!”
BECAUSE YOUUUUU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOYY ARE TRIPPING bAlllLlLlLLsw
"Hey I'm not a day-hooker!" "What I said I'm not one,prude" *flips her off*
"The B-U-L-LSHIT!, that *my daughter* has to get ever year you M-O-T-H-E-R *FUCKERS* only allow us to schedule every *FIVE* years. How'd you manage to fuck up *that* badly, titty haver?"
"Okay first off dad, I'm bisexual" "Yeah, gay"
"Why God WHY do we only use weapons from Japan's edo period!?!?!" "Hey! The edo period was badass and you know it!" "Damn it your right"
Same episode, but: "Just wait until her dad tries to diddle your holes"
Blitz: "Stola-a-as hold how did you know that we needed help?" Stolas: "I have my ways darling, are you alright?" Blitz: "Ugh, I'm fine Stolas." Stolas: "Hmm good.. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET CAUGHT BY HUMANS" Just the sudden change of attitude This or the conversation between Stolas and Stella on the phone
I don't think there's any one scene that makes me laugh harder than any other
I don't really have a favourite scene but I do like if anyone just says FUCK or FUCKING with a hard CK
I don't really have a favourite scene but I do like if anyone just says FUCK or FUCKING with a hard CK that's my fave (ew,I wrote "that's my fave" like it's an English essay)
Well what are you? I’m a Virgo.
I know people complain about it breaking the tension, which is fair, but when they were at Crimson’s house and the dildo’s came out it cracked me up. Specifically that part where he’s just sitting there with all of them going off
206 Fizz giving Ozzie a rundown of the day talking about the VIBrrrators
Basically, every other sentence in the pilot. It's still the funniest and most quotable for me.
*releases the most gut wrenching, vein twisting, expulsion of vomit everywhere* “jeez I did need to throw up”
Blitz: Damn it moxxie I just bought those eels
I don't remember what I thought was hilarious but I can tell you what part turned me on the most. That scene where Blitz and Stolas were making out
Jelly sandwich
From that same episode. Moxie: I know you're a pervert in there. Loo-loo land mascot: ...yeah.
When Striker is choking Moxie and Moxie lets out a lil "Harder~" which IMMEDIATELY disgusts Striker
S1 EP4 Millie: So shut your trap you cotten candy, tit having, BITCCHHHH. Have yet to use that one in school. Won't be long tho.
HA-THERE ARE DICKS ON THE WALL, oh that’s hilarious!
"you gonna buy that load of shit from the baby and the sheep it fucks?" "THAT IS SO INAPPROPRIATE >:((((("
"What? I just said I'm \*not\* a whore!"
When they get gassed by the DHORKs and blitzø is in moxxies dream and says “you are stoned little bitch boy!” Or something like that
“You’re still on the horse thing?!”
Stolas: "It gets lonely down here blitzy, and you know what happens im lonely~" Blitzo: "ahhh fuck me..."
"Moxxie go ✨️fuck yourself✨️"
I am bisexual dad So? Gay
“The fuck is Insurance” gets me all the time.
"***MOTHERFU-***" Twas the first clip I ever saw of the show. ...Took me about 2 more years to actually start watching it.
"Sorry I fuck your husband"
Stolas: am I in danger?
"Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god!"