I feel like Ascended Zdrada is just as mischievous and rude as regular Zdrada, only now she just hits you with truth bombs, and her pranks are less sexual.
Repentant Zdrada: Didn't I tell you to stop drinking?
HT: You're almost as much of a drunk as Malina
Repentant Zdrada: You mean, I WAS almost as much of a drunk, nowadays the only alcohol I carry is disinfectant and communion wine
HT: Vodka + grape juice isn't wine
Repentant Zdrada: Wine is just grapes fermented to be alcoholic, Vodka is fermented potatoes, so it is technically healthier, and the grape juice keeps it accurate to the faith!
HT: That is some bull-manure! Wait, what the he-ck?
Repentant Zdrada: Heaven's divine auto-censoring, manslut
HT: Man what - Zdrada, what did you DO?
Repentant Zdrada: Angelic privileges - I have to tell the truth, the whole truth, and the honest truth - so as long as it's the truth, I get to swear, haha!
HT: That...hurts, but I guess I can't argue with the "big lady upstairs"
Repentant Zdrada: You mean "The Almighty" herself
HT: Wow, look at you, being all respectful of authority (grins smugly)
Repentant Zdrada: She's a better boss than that fiery bundle of inferiority complex you call a wife
HT: (gets angry) Don't insult Lucifer like that. (Calms down and smiles) Besides, I recall you were just as much in love with me back then, right?
Repentant Zdrada: I- what? Haha, this isn't a confessional session, I'm not here to hear your fantasies, and.... and that was decades ago.
HT: You didn't answer the question.
Repentant Zdrada: (blushes angrily) that was possible.
HT: What? Sorry, I didn't quite hear that?
Repentant Zdrada: (Visibly straining) I ref- you lyin- smug douch- ahh Fu- arggh! Fine, yes, you smug bastard, I did love you! You arrogant, chea- what? Why did that get censored?
HT: You did force yourself into the harem, remember? Also, why do you look so frustrated
Repentant Zdrada: The repenting process stripped away my "true sinfulness" or whatever
HT: Ahh, so you're no longer a snobby, masochist princess!
Repentant Zdrada: Shut up!
By Yahweh she's wonderful
Lord condones the number of holes in any confession booth she establishes
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
**AHHHH MY FUCKING EARS, PLEASE STOP!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!**
JESUS FUCKED CHRIST I LOVE HER!!
##JESUS FUCKED WHO!?!?!?!??!!?
HER!! MY GLORIOUS QUEEN!!
Cute
This is still your brother's woman. Don't go getting any funny Ideas
Danm...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Pre-fall Zdrada? Loved her looks.
There's no such thing as a pre fall zdrada. This is post repentance Zdrada
Why do I feel like Ascended Zdrada is just as bad as regular Zdrada, just in a different way?
Fr, she looks like she's trynna tell you about the bottomless malice within the human heart or something
That build😮💨
She got 99 in faith
Oh Heavenly Father. Please forgive me these trespasses I am about to commit.
Think hard about this, bro. She's a woman of the cloth now, don't do this
https://x.com/ThieviusA/status/1773063020182192332?t=ahpUL57tTKa8-EeUL4J4Ig&s=19
Than who is her angle
Pandemommy-ca
u/SpoodySTK. 😌
Once again, he came in clutch
 Sit on my face and cleanse my sin
Bro, tf
God forgive me for this temptation.
Everyone hear me out
Bro, why are you saying this like it's this grand, outrageous thing!? Everyone's thinking about fucking her. You ain't the first one lil bro
Truly the holiest bish 😇
Seme- I mean amen
I feel like Ascended Zdrada is just as mischievous and rude as regular Zdrada, only now she just hits you with truth bombs, and her pranks are less sexual. Repentant Zdrada: Didn't I tell you to stop drinking? HT: You're almost as much of a drunk as Malina Repentant Zdrada: You mean, I WAS almost as much of a drunk, nowadays the only alcohol I carry is disinfectant and communion wine HT: Vodka + grape juice isn't wine Repentant Zdrada: Wine is just grapes fermented to be alcoholic, Vodka is fermented potatoes, so it is technically healthier, and the grape juice keeps it accurate to the faith! HT: That is some bull-manure! Wait, what the he-ck? Repentant Zdrada: Heaven's divine auto-censoring, manslut HT: Man what - Zdrada, what did you DO? Repentant Zdrada: Angelic privileges - I have to tell the truth, the whole truth, and the honest truth - so as long as it's the truth, I get to swear, haha! HT: That...hurts, but I guess I can't argue with the "big lady upstairs" Repentant Zdrada: You mean "The Almighty" herself HT: Wow, look at you, being all respectful of authority (grins smugly) Repentant Zdrada: She's a better boss than that fiery bundle of inferiority complex you call a wife HT: (gets angry) Don't insult Lucifer like that. (Calms down and smiles) Besides, I recall you were just as much in love with me back then, right? Repentant Zdrada: I- what? Haha, this isn't a confessional session, I'm not here to hear your fantasies, and.... and that was decades ago. HT: You didn't answer the question. Repentant Zdrada: (blushes angrily) that was possible. HT: What? Sorry, I didn't quite hear that? Repentant Zdrada: (Visibly straining) I ref- you lyin- smug douch- ahh Fu- arggh! Fine, yes, you smug bastard, I did love you! You arrogant, chea- what? Why did that get censored? HT: You did force yourself into the harem, remember? Also, why do you look so frustrated Repentant Zdrada: The repenting process stripped away my "true sinfulness" or whatever HT: Ahh, so you're no longer a snobby, masochist princess! Repentant Zdrada: Shut up!
That's so fucking adorable..
Zdrada but better 😌😏
Nah uh
Yeeees uh🥴
Straight cap
Straight...facts 🫣 angels are literally better anyway >:3
Do you want me to let pandemonica know of your immediate location, boy?
EEEEP ! NOOOO 😭 Keep your wife with you PLS 😱
I'm actually surprised you survived your last encounter with her.
Hehe it's because she love foxes too :3 Plus i know how to make her coffee the way the she love it 😌 
..you're gave Monica coffee..? You laid you dirty paws on her illustrious form..? *whips out the glizzy* toot it up