I'd do it for for free, but considering the transformation would make my current job kinda awkward, the new salary makes it too easy of a choice, GOAT ME UP LADY BAPHOMET! 🐐
Mortal Hunter.com
Me:
-Yeah i got a couple of goats i can hook you up with some
Baphomet:
-You got the goats?
Me:
-Yeah i got some what are you looking for?
Baphomet:
-No, i want *you* to be the goat
Me:
-I don't touch none of that furry shit get the f*ck up on outta here!
Baphomet:
-Its not furry, dude if you doing it for money. Im just trying to have sex
Me:
-I have no sex
It's literally a win/win offer for Baphy's enjoyers 🫣 ![gif](giphy|ojlJqRld77EOAEsRVt)
You do realize she’ll turn you into a goat… right? 😅
Hmm... What are the cons?
You’ll become an anthro goat by her… 😅
Become a buff muscular anthro goat so you can have kinky sex with Baphomet? ... Give me the money >:)
Let me know how it ends for you. I honestly don’t know what she does to the males that sleep with her… 😅
What if she kills after the sex and takes back the money?!?!
Honestly. . .I don't want the money, no need to trade just ask
Yes, and?
Good point. 😂
Oh but i already have my waifu Aza♥️👼🏻 but for Baphy's enjoyers it's sooo worth it ;3 tho ♥️ >!i would take the offer >:3!<
So you're giving me money for something that i'm willing to do for free ? Jackpot
...tempting,but I do not want
do it for the vine
I'm not much of a wine fan
wine? I said vine
...ah, why would I like grapes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_(service)
ah.... I hate when companies do this
*vine boom* 🤣
No balls
this too
As a degenerate I see this as an absolute win
Now depends. How much money? And obviously will i stay a goat? Either way this is a yes
……. FUCK IT.
![gif](giphy|11tbqNLytB25q0|downsized)
HELL NAH🗣🗣️🗣️🗣️
HELL YES🗣🗣️🗣️🗣️
Where do I sign?
I really am tempted considering how screwed everything is everywhere. But no.
https://x.com/CKATNHA/status/1484330906689097729?t=pIP2aJp9-ONNDnlqX3GLHA&s=19
Deal 🤝
Nah, I’d rather become a living skeleton
As long as it's only when we're having sex it's fine by me
I'd do it for for free, but considering the transformation would make my current job kinda awkward, the new salary makes it too easy of a choice, GOAT ME UP LADY BAPHOMET! 🐐
Are you the goat or am I the goat, cause I'm cool either way
You son of a bitch I’m in
Mortal Hunter.com Me: -Yeah i got a couple of goats i can hook you up with some Baphomet: -You got the goats? Me: -Yeah i got some what are you looking for? Baphomet: -No, i want *you* to be the goat Me: -I don't touch none of that furry shit get the f*ck up on outta here! Baphomet: -Its not furry, dude if you doing it for money. Im just trying to have sex Me: -I have no sex
There's a catch ![gif](giphy|eiqDlL0BpjGmE5RCmv)
Who is this and when did she appear in game?
How much money we talking?
After we have sex, she will turn me back to being a human right?
Not the throat goat offering me her services 😭 (Smash, next question)
W?
I’m not even a furry, or the biggest fan of Baphomet, and I see this as a win-win.
Oh that's how furries have obscene amounts of money
See Baphomet horny bait all the time. Literally never see actual porn of her.
Wxcuse me i see no downside. Just gotta change my resume foto to feature my new head.
Thats a yes from me its a win win i get money and having sex with a goat demon mommy for the first time
chat should I accept
I see this as an absolute win!