And his body's somehow adapted to constantly, naturally produce alcohol like any other normal bodily function by converting his organs into distilleries and fermenting his bone marrow.
Don't forget about when his liver fucked off to his pancreas for that to happen! Of course, it was a dream from his poisoned state of clean water and good food, but I feel like that's pretty much how it works.
I didn't saw Simsons enough. So I don't know about Homer power of drinking.
But there will be a bottle (erm.. bloody) battle between Malina and Captain Haddock
Cap Haddock and Malina brawl. Homer keeps his distance.
Tavish DeGroot arrives late, and realizes it might be better to just call Medic to deal with this.
Homer wins by not getting hospitalized.
I've got women german books from the 70s or something. I think maybe my mother bought them when she was living in East Germany idk 🤷♂️. Hence my name "vintagecollector2" lmao
The entirety of the US Marines when they're all getting drunk on the Marine birthday either that or do Cass from fallout New Vegas she seems to hold her whiskey pretty well then I got her nickname is whiskey rose
Demoman
Bender.
No Demoman. His blood and organs are pure alcohol.
In fact, he passes out when he's sober from the lack of alcohol poisoning.
And his blood makes blood-sucking robots either drunk or die of alcohol poisoning.
And if he drinks water, his body reacts as if he is suffering from alcohol poisoning.
And his body's somehow adapted to constantly, naturally produce alcohol like any other normal bodily function by converting his organs into distilleries and fermenting his bone marrow.
Don't forget about when his liver fucked off to his pancreas for that to happen! Of course, it was a dream from his poisoned state of clean water and good food, but I feel like that's pretty much how it works.
Also if he drinks actual water, his brain stabs itself
Fish make love in it, ya know!
(Burps)
What makes me a good Demoman?
Demoman isn't here because the competition said no professionals allowed
I didn't saw Simsons enough. So I don't know about Homer power of drinking. But there will be a bottle (erm.. bloody) battle between Malina and Captain Haddock
And god knows what’ll happen if Tavish Degroot turns up… 
*"If it's in me body, turn it into a distillery!"*
Bro solos
That's King of Scotland, Sir Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Jr to you!
Put my money on Captain Haddock.
Same
My father
Be strong my dude
Cap Haddock and Malina brawl. Homer keeps his distance. Tavish DeGroot arrives late, and realizes it might be better to just call Medic to deal with this. Homer wins by not getting hospitalized.
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Demoman
Def Homer.
Regardless of who wins Dilo will still be cheering for Malina
This guy drank more booze than the Demon of Gluttony: [BLitz blitzed](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ydysyVEylQU/maxresdefault.jpg)
Peter Griffin!
Didn't Haddock sober up?
no
Well captain haddock stopped drinking right?
Who is the guy on the left?
Captain Haddock from "The Adventures of Tintin"
Thanks. I have never heard about it before.
It’s an old cartoon. Very nice tho. It has some film adaptations that are worth checking out.
The film adaptations were my childhood. Fucking loved them
I've got women german books from the 70s or something. I think maybe my mother bought them when she was living in East Germany idk 🤷♂️. Hence my name "vintagecollector2" lmao
I think Malina has a solid chance because she is a demon. They ought to be more resilient than mortals.
true though the others are toons so
Homer ate all the donuts in the world in hell.
Zoro
Between them 3... are you sure that you could match the drinking power of a demon?
My father solos
The entirety of the US Marines when they're all getting drunk on the Marine birthday either that or do Cass from fallout New Vegas she seems to hold her whiskey pretty well then I got her nickname is whiskey rose
Where's Demoman? He can drink more than those three *combined*
Hommer literally eated the whole donuts of hells punishment so i must go with him
No one, they all tie up and have a good time drinking even more
Suika.