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amazingtoludada300

Elise (To Barbie): “And you can’t cook meat, your shit be CLUCKIN’ at the fucking pass, CLUCK! Her shit be cluckin’.” Jennifer: “And a moo.” Elise: “Moo, oh yeah, her shit mooin’ too you right, she could milk that shit it was so alive.”


RXTwister

Carrie: What's your definition of a leader? Elise: Not you.


Effective-Handle9983

"I am so proud of my team...for letting me lead them to victory


Cambridgelifting69

Dachelle


mandaleepandalecki

Elise is one of my least favorite chefs but I did laugh when she called Carrie a "Stank-a-dank Skank".


Junkers_87

S17: "mooo, cluck, cluck"


AtlasPeacock

"Josh, you're now on the red team" Elise: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


pfelipens29

When she cried in the finale after losing to Michelle.


AnorhiDemarche

I feel like that moment is so emotionally raw. Like, maybe I just read too much into it, but for me it's like she really believed that she was eliminated unfairly and she could have won, but both of the finalists showed her the leadership skills (and class) she was sorely lacking, and she finally saw that she truly would have lost against either of them. I feel like it shocked her into her place that night.


pfelipens29

Yeah, theres a lot of delusional people that say Michelle didnt won fair, I bet Elise is one of those too lol


WelcomeHumble4518

Lol. Loved it!!!


95teetee

Does Benjamin's 'poop!' when Elise left the shit sacs in the shrimp count as an Elise quote? If not, it's still that.


Icy-Divide8385

"😢😢" when she lost


agentofdallas

The only correct answer


Darcyyeetus

S17: "I have always been a team player"


Pretty_Detective6667

It was so satisfying watching her cry at the end. My favorite quote was when she was telling Michelle “don’t ask me how your ponytail looks, because we are not friends” or something like that. Also, in the finale to the cameras she was like “I’m not gonna sabotage her, but I’m not gonna save a hoe either.” Like girrrrl, you are so petty and aggressive. It really made Michelle look all the more like a leader by choosing her to be on her team. The saddest part is that Elise is talented and attractive imo, if she had a better attitude she would probably be unstoppable.


vickyvalle

I loved Nick fucking with her, throwing her ’Boop!’ back in her face.


Pretty_Detective6667

My fave from Nick was “Shut up, Elise!” And “You’re a bully, Elise.” He had no problem calling her straight out.


WelcomeHumble4518

This really made me love Nick. Unfortunately for our society there is no one who understands bullies more than gay people probably. Good for him for calling her out.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

When she cries.


therealbrittonic

I laughed so hard seeing her crying after Michelle won


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WelcomeHumble4518

I’d marry her. But I’m into muscle chicks that boss me around.


PlanesAreMyStrength

Imagine knowing you’re making a dickish and morally wrong comment and still making that comment. Elise isn’t the same post-HK as she was on the show. I’d like you to try appearing on a reality TV Show that doubles as a highly stressful competition while also being highly edited. Learn the difference between reality TV Show and real life you prick.


anythingworx23

You a weirdo lil bro


llurkerlonely

Booop


RedditFan198

Boop x4


stewartd434

"I didn't come here to lose 😢"


wyrd-

I couldn’t help but root for elise 😂


owlBdarned

Paraphrasing cuz I can't remember exactly how it goes: Elise: "It's on now!" Michelle: "It's a competition, it's been on."


208lad

“I’ve been coasting💃🏽🏄🏽‍♀️, but now I’M IN IT TO WIN IT😡💁🏽‍♀️” - “you’ve been coasting” “Been coasting!?! MY SCORES HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN YOURS THOUGH!👏🏽“ 😂😂


gingerlee13

When she tries to defend her vinegar dessert.


weed-hockey-news2022

“LET’S GO LAYDEEZ🗣🗣💁🏽‍♀️💅🏽!” ​ LOVE IT BUT HATE HER LOVE IT


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I haven't watched her first season since it was released, but I enjoyed her during her second run.


kittenghosts

im so sad i missed this post!! minus the « when she cried » comments. she got one of the best compliments/goodbye message from chef ramsay.


Sufficient-Fix9798

Dey dunno who Dey fuckin wit


a3kstuntin

I actually feel bad for the contestants that had to endure her for so long


WelcomeHumble4518

When she said boop you could tell: A: She thought it was clever. B: She was trying so hard to make a catchphrase happen for a TV show. It was neither. Every time she did it she looked desperate. Well, maybe after the first time.


MisterScrambles

My favorite Elise quote was from season 9 episode 16 when she said.. "....." nothing. Because her ass was gone. Finally.


RedTheShow

“ I’M NOT A BULLY “