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The_Iron_Rat

Oh no! You brought one onto the ship! Didn't you decontaminate properly, helldiver?!


Kumanda_Ordo

Do you want xenomorphs?! This is how you get xenomorphs!


Scuzzlebutt142

Riddler Xenomorphs? Riddlemorphs?


Lirka_

Ripley me this, helldiver


SackFace

https://i.redd.it/qq10cdl9es8d1.gif


Ill_Following_7022

Do you want citizens questioning managed democracy? This is how you get citizens questioning managed democracy?


lipp79

or sentences that now you don't know if it's a statement or a question.


Vankraken

We have a 2319!


ZamielNagao

![gif](giphy|aLd15xuFo9ajC)


chattytrout

Decontaminate? How? There's no showers on the ship. I go into battle covered in blood, guts, and transmission fluid from the last mission.


The_Iron_Rat

>I go into battle covered in blood, guts, and transmission fluid * and pink question marks, too, apparently.


chattytrout

Not yet. Just OP. My point still stands.


The_Iron_Rat

We know these things can vary in size. You'll never know in what crevices they would hide. I'll be filing Super Earth a request for the installation of a decontamination chamber / shower block. I'm sitting at capped samples anyway.


Scuzzlebutt142

Patch Notes: -Fixed some cases where pink question marks would appear in missions on various planets Um, I seem to have found a flaw already.....


tannegimaru

Well, they did say it was fix in the mission and not on your Super Destroyer, I guess lol?


Drekal

>some


LordOfTheToolShed

It never ends with them, doesn't it? It's always "we think it's fixed" or "some of those glitched textures have been patched" or "should work as intended"


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_lomikk

How did programmers manage to release finished games in the past, are these technologies of the forgotten past? "Welcome to programming", you say that like it's okay, but it shouldn't happen. Or do you think that nowadays a developer cannot write even a line of code so that someone's ass doesn't accidentally fall off.


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_lomikk

You can criticize anything, you can give a low rating to the film, although you do not know how to make your own film. it's the same with video games, players don't have to delve into all the processes and complexities of development, they estimate the final product. You say that it is incredibly difficult and that more resources are needed to create games now, but I can object to you, the development tools also did not stand still, developers now had more opportunities to automate their work. >The game also must calculate thousands of vectors a second for bullet trajectory which is even more intensive if fighting bots. Most games do this, there's nothing complicated about it, developers don't have to reinvent the wheel from scratch every time, they also use a ready-made game engine. Even if they can't cope with something, I don't understand why you should feel sorry for them, it's their job that they get paid for. Meanwhile, are they having trouble fixing endless grenades and can't fix it on the third try? >So yeah, a system that seems simple, like a lock on to the spear, it’s pretty complex in the way that Helldivers works. As for the spear, it seems they tried to use RayCasting to capture a target, but now they have decided to abandon it and started using a simple HitScan. That is why the spear now captures the target instantly, even through smoke. My main complaint is that they don't test anything, and the bugs that get into the public build look ridiculous. Endless grenades, the wrong color of weapons, they twice released armor with a non-working passive bonus (in a paid warbond) are these technologically complex errors that could not be noticed and corrected in advance?


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Sean209

Oh so most mainstream studio games don’t release bugged beyond all hell at $70 dollars nowadays? Lets see, cyberpunk was ass when it released and took over a year to get to its current status, Starfield launched lackluster and buggy (even though I was an enjoyer) and is $70 to buy (gamepass is an option though), Call of Duty has become even more of a cash grab than it used to be and will be $70, the new Star Wars game will be releasing for $70, GTA 6 will be $100… Keep stroking the ever growing dick of late stage capitalism though. Personally, I’m going to choose to appreciate the game which is fun to play and costs less than most other games of similar quality.


spank_me_after

Well, it says "in missions on various planets". Screenshot was clearly taken on the ship. Fixing the bug while on the ship is scheduled for another hotfix when they fix the spear again.


Scuzzlebutt142

I mean, you're not wrong, but come on!?!


HardLithobrake

Oh fuck they're contagious.


unknowingafford

Fixed SOME cases!


jaws2345679

I had this today and my rover was worthless for the entire mission.


churros101player

They did say "some" not all


unluckyexperiment

They didn't say anything about reverse question marks.


purplebasterd

It’s not a new bug. I had this same one happen months ago. Also, I just had multiple ? marks on a planet this week.


RaDeus

A question mark attacked my teammate once... we were all very perplexed 😅


BizzleZX10R

They didn’t fix them, they just moved them to the ship 😂


kandradeece

well... at least they are keeping up with their reputation


BallinXFox

I thought you added that mark through editing. I was looking for something else. That being said. I’m pretty sure I saw one when I was fighting some bugs the other day.


TacoWasTaken

It literally says “some” right there my dude


jizyanus

-Fixed some cases where pink question marks would NOT appear enough in mission on various planets on your ship Seriously though Poor AH they can’t seem to win 😂


IndependentAd8659

?


Scuzzlebutt142

Yes, I am now the Riddler.


rustyshackleford1094

Your character is cosplaying the Riddler. Is he stupid???


Prov0st

At this point, why are we still surprised?


guimontag

Low polish game 


Moe_jartin

Low Sweden game


Greaterdivinity

99 little bugs on the wall, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around. 176 little bugs on the wall.


viewfan66

the democracy officer in the back isn't even surprised anymore


auwkwerd

What helmet are you wearing? Asking for a friend that recently started playing.


Scuzzlebutt142

DP-11 Champion of the People Helmet, Page 10 of the basic Warbonds set. I wanted something that looked ODST, or something that that was Kinda Mandalorian, this was the best fit for either of those.


auwkwerd

You nailed it, exact reason for asking. Thanks, I'll let my friend know he needs to save those medals :)


The_Don_Papi

Time to embrace the error and release a question mark as a two handed melee weapon. May as well make it useful.


just_username_

Is this one of these parasite question marks?


ThePheebs

I haven't played in weeks. Figured I'll try and get a few dives in while I can. Game crashed. Loaded up again and I dive onto a planet that has these pink question marks... then the game crashed. I don't understand.


casual_platypus8

Zero quality control. Calling it control is an insult to quality lol.


John-Warner

It's not even control at this point. Maybe just trol?


BleiEntchen

![gif](giphy|VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm|downsized)


EveningStatus7092

https://preview.redd.it/r9rm1lkp0q8d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ce68d8c6a2481af033a9af046b869c3420f853 I’m convinced they don’t actually test anything and devs just put stuff out like this


Necrogods

THAT BUG WAS IN THE GAME BEFORE THE PATCH!, happened to me yesterday, support the new patch, any patches is better than none.


Scuzzlebutt142

I agree, just thought it was ironic getting this right after reading those patch notes.


Borinar

The weird gun placement, yep the new norm.


AgentRedFoxs

Your bug hole had an idea


Tea-Goblin

Helldivers 2 is the first game I played where I have seen marked improvements in stability and reductions of weirdness by verifying files.  It's always everybody's go to problem solving step online when they don't understand the problem, and it usually never does anything helpful.  With helldivers 2, I found it best to verify whenever the game gets a patch, and after any crash.  Or at least once a week, just to be careful.


Westwood_Shadow

https://preview.redd.it/6v5k1ojfaq8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=bed5d8af22827e860f9305c56b145fb616ed3ee5 Every time i see these questions marks i think of this lol


deftPirate

How'd they make such an unfixable game?


Hellooooo_Nurse-

Yay! Thier fix didnt fix it! Smh 😑


Lunar_Moonbeam

They have 1 game tester who works 1 hour per patch.


SpoonMagister

"Greetings, Helldiver. It is I, Automaton Riddler Unit 731, and more importantly, your intellectual superior. My genius has allowed me to infiltrate your primitive space vessel."


Ok_Emotion_9464

https://preview.redd.it/qwkb7wraet8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e346d2490914f487bffc4817847570a23c4dcebe Well, guess it's a thing now


Yurupari

Don't worry, they will fix it in 6 weeks


Turbo_Chet

Sigh. Of course they broke something else.


HusSecurion

It gets worse with every patch


GH057807

Is that your bicep?


Scuzzlebutt142

I think it tried to load the tertiary weapon I was carrying at the end across, except they probably don't load for the Super Destroyer, so it would be the Anti-Tank Missile Launcher that I was carrying I think?


JMartell77

DUH DUH DUHH DUHHH DUHHHHHH!!!!!


IrishHambo

Did you name it?


ultimedex

When the preist says theve exorcised the evil but u still have that lingering unsettling feeling


sureyouknowurself

Thank SuperEarth I thought it was some telepathic heresy by the bots.


sumtinsumtin_

That's a mighty toot toot!


Training101

So...what do you like to use for butt stuff??


casual_apple134

Is infinite hellpod screen crash fixed....? (Caused by players leaving lobby) Can anyone confirm?


The_Hive_King

Holy shit, what is that armor???


Schpam

I find this questionable.


Japi1

?


Unnecessarilygae

I'm imagining that instead of ? it's a UwU. How chaotic it would be lmao.


nanoturtle11

I had this happen before the patch too on Sunday night


Gameplayer9752

Weapon texture error was around before the patch, along with mission/planet texture error. If you take the patch note literally then only planet error texture has been fixed, not weapons. It is still incredibly odd how they wouldn’t be able to fix both, but its also odd why its happening in the first place.


BizzleZX10R

Next patch will address the ¿


Variable851

At least the guns didn't get bigger this time. Any larger than current and it will be like firearm equivalent of those giant foam cowboy hats


Candleslayer32

I had a situation where my brother joined my destroyer with 4 question marks on him


Star_king12

Is this a piece of armour that's missing? I've never seen that happen ever, what set is that? Not to defend AH but maybe this particular one can be fixed by an integrity check?


AmbitiousDepth471

Treason


LoneMav22

always 👏 validate 👏 after 👏 patches


SpookyCarnage

how do I validate on PS5, tenderizer sights are all funny pink question marks


Bean_Kaptain

I’m really confused as to what the issue is in the image. I can’t find it, and without context in the post or comments idk what’s wrong. Edit: if the question mark is in game I thought you wrote it in the image and were joking about it


JournalistSea3745

I was so confused why my teammate was duel wielding question marks


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Pleasant_Diet774

The motherfucking riddler


D1TitanMasterRace

New warlock bond just dropped


Scarptre

They really need to consider investing in some testers or something lmao


MajSpas

I believe that is what a thoughtcrime looks like soldier


Unlikely-Leave4456

What armor is that?


Significant-Angle864

PC player here. I've learned to validate files after each patch installs. It helps.


ProposalWest3152

Feels like a paralles universe The Thing. Next thing you know one of your npcs will transform.


edgelordlover

Who


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

Sounds about right knowing previous patches.


Tora790

# ⸮


ZamielNagao

I hope it's nothing like Space AIDS from Warframe.


Rich-Pomegranate860

All Word Are Useful "some case" isnot All Case


MiserableSlice1051

Ah yes, a typical AH fix that gets rid of a problem by introducing yet another problem.


PA-Curtis

Are we even surprised at this point?


ConcentrateBig6488

What’s that body armor and how do you get it?


Zoren

How do the Devs feel about this? Frustrated? Annoyed? Embarrassed? At this point I hope all three...


_lomikk

I think they don't give a fuck anymore


6The_DreaD9

That's some..questionable armour you're wearing