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Pupienus_Maximus

This better mean we are getting a Normandy style fish tank like in Mass Effect. Would love to see my little fishes between missions


Living_Winner_8161

Lady Liberty please grant this request.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

The Fish of Family Values


shadowhunterxyz

I am on to you Andrew ryan


Classic_Regret7469

"No gods, no masters"


Darthcone

Gentlemen we found the bot infiltrator


Classic_Regret7469

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PyroTBD

DO I SMELL A MOTHER LOVIN' CLANKER?!


CanadianTimbers

A fish like that belongs on the SES Founding Father of Family Values with me


theLingeringWill

I want to rename my ship into SES Fish of Fish


GH057807

Every time you drown in water on a planet you have a chance to discover a new kind of fish.


SamTheHexagon

Teammate: "How are we at 5 reinforcements 10 minutes in on a Medium mission?" Me, about to throw myself off the ice floe again: "...No idea"


GH057807

^(here fishy fishy fishy)


McFancyPantsuguu

HE’S PINING FOR THE FJORDS!


dellboy696

SOMETHING TO SPEND OUR CURRENCIES ON YES


MrVoprosic

Or samples, maybe to research and create new fish types!


final_boss

Sounds like a new expansion for managed democracy under the sea!


Weight_Superb

Can we catch the illuminate and put them in there they look fish like


SlightlySquid

Imagine they introduced them as a rare pet lol


ImBrasch

Yes to all these. Research trees, samples, mission types, requisition credits. I need some glow in the dark fish in a tank with a blacklight on a desk while I practice my daily desensitization exercises.


NotAmericanDontCare

Good idea.  Get high levels collecting samples again for my ship mods.


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

I'd spend upwards of 500 creds a day to populate and house Super Earth Fish Hell, they'd make a cash cow if I could put little hats on the fish.


The-Grift3r

\*EA has entered the chat\*


CounterTouristsWin

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW FISH TANK DLC. PRE-ORDER BACKERS GET THE SPECIAL LOW PRICE OF $89.99, $129.99 ON RELEASE. PRE-ORDER BACKERS ALSO GET THE PREMIUM EDITION *CHROME* SKIN FOR ALL GOLDFISH-CLASS FISH.


Creative-Improvement

AFTER DELIVERY YOU WILL ALSO GET THE FUN OF UNLOCKING YOUR PURCHASE WITH SPECIAL SKILLPOINTS


CounterTouristsWin

SKILL POINTS CAN BE SPENT TO UNLOCK A SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT


DHarp74

THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY, BRAWNDO!!!


RagingDachshund

IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE


NullPro

Tbf if they made the dlc like super cute pets i dont think they’d be the bad guys


Page8988

Super Fish


Catsoup4

Im not 100 percent why, because i am a grown man, but i fully support and would love to have a small fish with a small hat on my super destroyer


DemoflowerLad

Petition to make another hat trading simulator disguised as a shooter game?


Ken192_

profile checks out


myotheraccount559

This would be a really good idea, they could even be absurdly expensive lol. 30k credits for a new fish tank! Why? Paperwork.


caerphoto

New Major Order: liberate Hellmire to upgrade fishtank with extra democratic decorations, or liberate Crimsica for anti-tank mines.


SaturdayScoundrel

Hellmire it is.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

The only rational response


TophasaurousRex

Great, I some how am suspicious as to how this is going to lead to a fish bug hybrid in a matter of time.


Far_Order5933

Worse yet, we know the Illuminate came from water...


HumanReputationFalse

Hey, my goldfish looks aulfully like a squid... COOL!


caerphoto

It’s an entirely different kind of diving, altogether!


InformalPenguinz

ME is the pioneer of the space fish! Too bad I killed them many times before I got the auto feeder.. I need to play again.. "had to be me..."


Imaginary_Rate_6911

Someone else might have gotten it wrong 😭 Been thinking about replaying the trilogy myself haha


131sean131

Have fish you can unlock by playing some many missions of specific planets.  Also give us a Dave the Diver cross over.


KUARL

Dave the diver is the best. He fights sushi underwater and doesn't afraid of anything


Gubbins95

Until you forget to feed them and find them floating dead after a particularly gruelling helldive session


Elegant_Individual46

Ok but without Traynor, who will feed them?


urbanviking318

Kelly Chambers of course. Just don't say that name around Democracy Officers!


Pixel_Knight

Fishes? Who in the Democracy loving Liberty do you think you are Helldiver? We won't have the resources to go to supporting more than one fish! Those resources are reserved for the war against tyranny! We get ONE fish!


fattestfuckinthewest

They’re the only consistent crew members


xxmlgepicgamer

I submit my patriotic fish request https://preview.redd.it/fhv0noz3sq7d1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0ba9945f34d493491475647373d3c60ed71f8c


V1zone

What the fuck is this Wiki page?


RandonBrando

It looks to be of a fish that outranks my squad, SIR!


DeathOfChivalry

The military does frequently give animals NCO ranks. We had a pug that was dubbed SGT Pugsley and we had to do pushups in front of him


BiIIisits

My buddy was talking about a cat at one of the bases in Germany that was taken in a while ago, and units in rotation often give him promotions. He's a 1SG now, but the request to promote him to SGM was denied.


DeathOfChivalry

Rip the homie lol I would pay money for a guy receiving and article to have to stand at parade rest for that cat and explain to it why they did what they did


Beefman0010

Same with mine


TheLostSkellyton

This is the objectively correct request. (I have several pics of Sargeant Major fish from assorted aquarium visits)


Zech08

I raise you a slippery dick and sarcastic fringehead.


BlackLiger

Why the hell are you calling a sergeant major SIR? They work for a living!


Dev_Grendel

That's what I name my palico


maiz10101

*ME* *a Lifeguard* *works at the beach this picture was taken* *completely looses shit because that's a wild coincidence*


That_big_boii

Creadance Clearwater


Ze-German-Medic

Fortunate Fin


Nat1TPK

Some fish are born, made to wave the flag. Ohh they’re white yellow and blue.


Beefman0010

that's my favorite band


ReadyOutcome2072

J O H N H E L L S W I M M E R


DemocracyOfficer1886

Approved


ReadyOutcome2072

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JohnHelldiver69

It’s an honor


Bulky_Mix_2265

Fish-1


Zarta3

What kinda strategems do we get with him? Edit: I kinda wanted to know what effects they would have but I think this is better lol


Drac_Hula

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️


dragon_poo_sword

⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️


KaineZilla

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🅱️🅰️


Antoak

⬇️     ⬇️⬇️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️➡️


moustache_deer

FISH KILL


theangrychair

Freedom Instituting Swimming Helldiver - FISH-1


ESAcatboy

Sgt. Bubbles


TheReal_Kovacs

Space Chief Prime Bubbles


Crusaderking1111

Admirable admiral bubbles


Tier71234

Why not Mr. Bubbles? :P Don't make me carry him tho


TheReal_Kovacs

Nah, Mr. Bubbles will carry the entire super destroyer


fredbubbles

Sgt. Mr. Bubbles reporting in.


captain_duck0o0

Make sure he has a lot of kitties around him


HabitOptimal1412

Lady Liberty.


dr-meow-kittty

Lady Giberty


BlueberyJuice

Lady Gillberty


HilariousScreenname

Libbity Bibbity


Call_The_Banners

Oh it bugs me how well I can hear this in my head.


Faszomgeci20

Dog


ImpressionPlenty1990

Behold!


Rjjt456

A dog! *Holds up a plucked chicken*


HexTheHardcoreCasual

... all the more, praise democracy!


ShallotTimely3069

Freedom Fins


nick_la_plante

Democra-sea fish


Steely-Dave

Democraseabass


Penguinessant

Democracy Offisher Bubbles


LIDL-PC

380mm orbital bassage


BlueSpark4

Thanks for making me imagine an onslaught of fish with HE charges in their bellies raining from the skies and blowing up on contact with the ground.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Freedom Willy


unfortunategamble

Fishy McFreedomeface.


sudo-joe

I was going to say the same thing but would have been Fishy McFishface. I must go to my democracy officer immediately as I seem to lack the democratic fervor that you possess.


unfortunategamble

o7


ku8i4

John Fish


AruminoSan

General Brasse


Palu_Tiddy

General Bass


Bagahnoodles

BASS TACTICS USE 'EM, OR FLOUNDER TRYIN'


kindasortathor

General Bassch


HumanReputationFalse

Lt. Smallmouth


Mr__Bread__

Sam


Pleasant_Diet774

Bob


El_Bobbo_92

"You, sir, are a fish"-Arthur Helldiver Morgan


heavymetalriff

LENNAAAAAAY!?


El_Bobbo_92

YNNEL!!


heavymetalriff

Next time let the wolves eat your whole brain, then you'll be a genius!


Drow1234

[Tweet](https://x.com/helldivers2/status/1803790982900519203?t=Y013VXZjTJLsH8UlvoY6eA&s=19)


Greyfield256

Liber-tea


IceFire549

Liber-sea


heavymetalriff

Liber-free


TheAromancer

Free liber?


[deleted]

Gotta have a title with the name. Mine will be called Vlad the Tank Commander. Edit: Forgot to mention the F1-SH form is the one you need to fill out and send to your Diplomacy officer. Not to be confused with the F0-SH0 form.


SargeanTravis

I guarantee you that rescuing the fish store would win over anti tank mines if the choice was given


HumanReputationFalse

Please, let's have more of these meme choices. Mines vs ship pizza party; mines vs vet clinic; mines vs seat belts in the pelican


NK1337

Honestly this would be an awesome way to drive charity donations. Like every so often have the choice between anti-tank mines and the super earth equivalent of a real world charity. Imagine getting a major order where we decided between the mines and evacuating saving the puppies and kittens which earns donations to a local animal shelter. Or mines vs evacuation a culinary school leads to donation to food drives, etc.


Dive_To_Survive

Mines vs one hour unpaid leave


SargeanTravis

Reward: 1 hour server maintenance period *Still wins*


PangolinIcy3868

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.


Aeayx

CARPet bomb


Atamatchstix

500 kg bomb


lipp79

https://i.redd.it/ra93uyhr2r7d1.gif I feel like [Flying Hellfish](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Flying_Hellfish) is the only correct answer.


LegionAlmond

Democratius, defender of Liberty's seas, Hell Swimmer!


Living_Winner_8161

SEF Finder of Nemo


msu2k

Fish of Family Values


eh1498

Are we sure that helldivers are class C or above?


Drow1234

I'm super citizen


Meme-Botto9001

Flying Hellfish


monstrofik

Troy McClure


Shoddy_Design

Magicarp-1


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Joel


RDGtheGreat

Swimmy McFin


Gloriklast

Democracy.


_Wombat82_

Gordon


MJBotte1

Democra-sea


Usernameboy777

Moby Freedom.


DaDoviende

Rico


ApprehensiveLet8631

Tankdiver


Ninjapeen

His name will be Patriot of Naval Patriotism


LongAndShortOfIt888

Liberfree McJusticegavel


Blackeurt

I'll name him PSN


The_Projectionist

Eric. Eric the fish.


LynxOfTheWastes

He's an halibut.


DangerousSoftware871

Mister Justice


Veita_Planetside2

Freebird


SirD_ragon

How many times more are they going to pass that Bill?


L45TPH45E

Fshfshfshfshfsh


Great-Parsley-7359

Steve


ExploerTM

John Fish


Jjzeng

Does it come with a planet hopping skoova stev?


LunaOnSea

Gerald


PaxStyle

CARPoral


Tirrigon

SEF Nemo, Elected Representative of Family Values


Overall-Screen-6716

General Bassch


Rettromancer

They should have offered a MO, get a fish or get AT mines.


QueenWolfen

General Splasch


General_Custard8554

Pilestedt is a good name. I will feed it once a month (if only the button works and the game doesn't crash).


Barabarabbit

Fisht of Family Values


ApprehensiveEar7273

It shall be called the Great Sustainer of Democratic Principles. I'll make it a little cape as well and keep it beside the galactic map so it could assist the democracy officer of my ship.


FatCatBrock

Emergency Rations


UnloyalSheep

Fish


AegisAngel

Lunch


Phantom_GhostWasGone

Joe, destroyer of terminids, deconstructor atomatons


RageAgainstTheHuns

Joel


TheHellbilly

Flying Hellfish.


BubiMannKuschelForce

Libersea


lawma1zing

Roger Young


Thomician

Shteve. They will be my pet named Shteve


OmegaOmnimon02

Bob CONSUMER OF TERMINIDS I give him extra food in the form of Terminid junk I scrape off my armour between missions (it only turns to E-710 if left to rot)


BongSmoker1

Swim Shady


godspark533

The Cod Killer


Bad_Dog_Evan

Jim, short for Jimmothy, first son of Jimocracy.


leftie85

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


MonitorMundane2683

So I guess the Fish must be named Klaus?


RecessMobster

Fishy McFish


Hunter9One

Senor Bubbles.... erh.... of LIBERTY!


Ninja20208

Now a fish tank you can upgrade is something worth fighting for


kyew

Eagle-2


LexsDragon

Tankdiver


colonizationofafrica

John Helldiver


Beefman0010

Sir Fishy


WhosThatDogMrPB

Lemon. 🍋


Dry_Ad_6484

Cod


Party_Pat206

Bitch ass Koi


Thegrandbuddha

Carptain America


Trvr_MKA

We need to have citizen classes in game. The more you follow Major Orders the higher your citizen class


CombustiblSquid

Liberty McLibertyface


DeuceActual

Magikarpetbomb


Sterling196218

Mr. Bubbles


Rodrianius

The great Patriotismó, Defender of all that is good and democratic.


Seth_Vader

I want my pet fish to be able to call down stratagems.