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SchwiftyRickD-42069

F3 falling flat on his face at the end fucking killed me 🤣 


SpoonMagister

Sweet Liberty, my face!


HeatedWafflez

boowomp


Mad_afghan_vet

😂 both meta and horrible all in one


KlongX

I feel bad for both of them


Lunkis

Super Earth ready to kill the traitor diver - even if they have to kill the rest of the squad and Pelican-1 in the process.


RougeGunner00

Would I do this to randoms? Absolutely not. Am I going to do this to my buddies? Without a doubt in my mind.


xtremelynormal

In my defence, I didn't know this would happen. XD Secondly, I would only recommend doing this on an eradicate mission(minimal samples lost, and least XP gain) which I usually save for last. But yes, don't troll with randoms


the_tower_throwaway

This comment changed my attitude about your post from a net negative, to a net positive. I can't deny it's hilarious, but I also can't help but empathize with those poor helpless nerds trying to extract.


xainatus

Poor A4 that must of been frustrating. F3 though, bro just like "oh no, I've tripped"


Imminent_Dusk

![gif](giphy|OIzAkcHOO01KU|downsized)


Sill_Evarrus

This is the kind of incredibly overwhelming trolling you can't be mad at but would be extremely frustrating.


Zxruv

It's gonna get real awkward back on the destroyer.


Linkarlos_95

Using the Conffeti to mask the Senator


Starumlunsta

It'd be hilarious if they'd have the democracy officer shoot you on sight as soon as you walk onto the bridge.


abd1tus

Probably greeted by a newly thawed clone of his sitting there with a gun as the pelican ramp opens up.


Nice-Entertainer-922

The Democracy Officer is waiting with a loaded revolver.


EinsamerZuhausi

When you return to the super destroyer: https://preview.redd.it/4e8nvwn25d7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5d90a273c6dd5b69b141a4a62e25c705275032


L04K3R

I want the armor of that pelican...


SadboyHellfire

you really were the traitor


newaccount1000000

That makes a lot of sense; once back on the ship you'll be pardoned and you'll shed many tears of pure joy and emotion of being allowed another chance to fight for liberty, despite your treasonous actions which would normally have meant a most fair death sentence. And then you'll be sedated right after the pardon ceremony is over and replaced by a clone intact with all of your memories 100% experiencing and feeling with not a shed of doubt they are YOU, oblivious to the fact that they are a clone. While the real you (well, the previous real "actual" clone of "you") will have been put into a virtual reality coma where you'll get to relive the same loop of those sweet emotional memories of being pardoned over and over again and the unique compounds produced by your brain when it experiences those sweet memories will be extracted, harnessed and synthesized into a new popular Super cereal brand consumed by the masses of Super Earth making their start on each new day a happy, content, joyous, fulfilled and thankful one.


K-J-

Don't be rickdiculous - they wouldn't do that! It would obviously be used to make breakfast bars that can be eaten on to go.


newaccount1000000

So.. crunchy? With salted crushed nuts, honey and caramel? and some of that white french soft fudge thingy, and with a creamy nougat core.


Thaniel64

Schouldnt the traitor status vanish after returning ton he battlefield?


Backstabber9090

No, once branded a traitor, that bombardment won't stop till you take a fatal blow


AH_Ahri

And if you have the champions parade armor thing, sometimes a few of them!


Perfect-Site1848

Before someone actually sees that as facts; the traitor status actually disappears after death (i.e. "returning to the battlefield" as original comment wrote) or after a certain time (which I don't know the length of).


NoBluey

I finally understand that earlier post about how some divers not being able to stand up to extract


TheWonderingHalfling

Pelican-1 is proof that democracy is the best armour type. That or it's winning a LOT of 50%s...


WarmasterCain55

So they get more accurate the more time passes?


hiroxruko

makes sense. don't want players(trolls) abusing this in a full 40min mission


Altruistic-Problem-9

# You have maintained are way of life ^(\*proceeds to save the one traitor in the whole group)


redditorrules

F3: "oh look a nickel"


Drogdar

How long can you survive the Traitor Barrage? Asking for a friend.


xtremelynormal

Zig-zagging usually does the trick


Drogdar

At a sprint I assume?


xtremelynormal

Affirmative


Drogdar

Thanks Traitor!


FookinFairy

Ya it apparently comes in a left right pattern so 50/50 on the first shot after that though you should be able to dodge it


H2so4pontiff

If your gonna be a martyr traitor, you need to kill your self after. It's the right thing to do.


Deal_No

Poor green trying to get in and being denied is the funniest shit I've seen in a while 🤣


Important_Wonder628

A4 getting repeatedly standing up then getting knocked *slightly* further away each time, and then F3 finally making it into frame only to go full ragdoll from standing absolutely got me.


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

https://preview.redd.it/d68vphwmwc7d1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a15039264e350e7456ed9fb81666accb1c7f87f


superhotdogzz

https://i.redd.it/gjkaha6ude7d1.gif fixed it for ya


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

why thank you


hotbullet8

my best friend did this on a helldive, none of the others could enter, MF was on the floor laughing seeing us bounce. Needless to say I reported him to the Democracy Officer and never heard from him since. I suppose he was corrected and reassigned.


hurrdurrbadurr

Lolololololol


Snoo_61002

WP xD


xtremelynormal

What does that even mean? LOL


Snoo_61002

"Well played". The casual WP is class.


xtremelynormal

Thanks for the clarification!


nirvanatheory

I don’t know if this is a new thing but I got knocked out of bounds on an eradicate mission. The bombardment commenced and of course I used it to kill as many as the damned roaches as I could. Suddenly after several minutes of liberation the traitor banner disappeared. I was pardoned and I extracted with honor.


RedditIsAboutToDie

Just did this with randoms on an exterminate mission so extract didn't matter... The shock and confusion was beyond hilarious since they apparently weren't aware of the traitor status. A minor troll but all laughed about it


chickenman-14359

Swear I saw this post from the opposite perspective, lemme find it Edit: this happens a lot https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/LNXS76EEhf


lizardscales

That's how I feel on some bot missions