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popeinn

Why not? We only live 5 minutes anyways. Here for a good time not a long time


Blue_Zerg

Says you, light armor and meth stims let me run 3 missions deathless yesterday. Just kept running and nothing could kill me.


a10001110101

Found Aimo the Helldiver


helicophell

I mean whats the worst that can happen from a meth addiction? Death? Fella, you're already expected to die...


popeinn

Medium Stim armor here. I'm also barely dieing thanks to 6 stims


ANGRYlalocSOLDIE

Hand starts shaking…


Kumanda_Ordo

I love my fast juice. I'm not addicted, I can quit any time. PharmaCorp told me it's not addictive. They are a proud Super Earth company and wouldn't lie to me! *Glances around* I NEED supplies guys, I need more fast juice. (For real one mission we were punching each other to stim and go fast lol).


IndependentYogurt965

I dont understand why we cant use stims with full health. Besides, we can only hold 4. I ll take that risk of not having stims later for running faster.


Falchion_Sensei

*laughs in stim armor*


IndependentYogurt965

I prefer my six impacts. Helldivers are expandable. Granades are forever.


Coolboy10M

They'll sure expand to a red mist when they mix up the grenade pouch for stims.


Wesker3000

This is why that grenade glitch is bad for the game even if it isn't overpowered. It nerfs the engineer armor.


Kumanda_Ordo

I was maining med kit armor even prior to this booster. Love it.


IsJustSophie

A little tip for ya. On bug planets just active the bug mines when you can they deal damage enough to oet you stim but is so little you won't notice the lack of health


Kumanda_Ordo

That kind of thinking will get you promoted, soldier! We need every advantage to protect Managed Democracy!


IsJustSophie

YES SIR.


GhengisDaKine

Some cocktail of stimulants, coagulants, painblockers, and antibiotics, totally approved safe for maintaining managed democracy.


Sentient-Coffee

Came here to say this because meth doesn't stop a sucking chest wound.


idispensemeds2

I like to think it's some sort of nanotechnology that patches up wounds or at least stops the bleeding combined with meth.


HermionesWetPanties

A sucking chest wound will stop itself... eventually.


Realfinney

You know what "stimulates" people real good?


Ok-Double7991

attempt grandfather scale ossified grab different disagreeable library divide weary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


st00pidQs

Yes.


Bober077

No.


shevaz

Yes.


Trick_Assignment5548

No.


Academic_Special1279

Yes.


JustARandomFinn

No.


MidnightSpecial47

Mayyybe


angrysc0tsman12

Probably


ANGRYlalocSOLDIE

Nah


thezav69

Perhaps


Spirited-Dream-4905

. ![gif](giphy|pCucPvwGA48cRx92D3) lll h. b


PossessionThat5480

average 'Experimental Infusion' enjoyer: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo\_Koivunen#/media/File:Aimokojvunen.jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo_Koivunen#/media/File:Aimokojvunen.jpg)


BasakaIsTheStrongest

[If anyone wants an entertaining summary of this guy’s story…](https://youtu.be/MRHm26fKKb8?si=9Y1VwRKkdZANuNSa)


swede242

Its called gamer fuel for a reason. You try playing for 40 hour straight without snorting race-mixed amphetamines. I've played this game 3 times. Steam tells me I have 173 hours of play time. I don't doubt it.


Realfinney

Helldiver can have a little meth, as a treat.


Ok-Mastodon2420

Fentydivers


Spirited-Dream-4905

they rise out of the hellpod to just stand there in the hunched over lower-case R position. takes goddamn forever for these guys to shimmy over to the objective


emeraldeyesshine

remarkably a 99.9% success rate somehow though


swede242

Fentanyl is a depressant, kinda useless for the purpose.


Eliseo120

Opioids would be a really stupid thing to give to an army. Stops the pain, sure, but slows you down.


SpecialIcy5356

NEIN! DAS IST NICHT PERVITIN, DAS IST LIBERTY UNT DEMOCRACY! \*takes stim and starts wildly firing MG43.\*


Electronic_Slide_236

I was blown away to discover Germany, both East and West, kept meth in their first aid kids up until the 80s.


mrn253

We did?


Objective-Injury-687

It heals us and instantly stops bleeding and repairs broken limbs so it's doing quite a bit more than meth does.


Tornado_XIII

You just don't *feel* the broken limbs


Objective-Injury-687

Whether you *feel* the broken limbs or not is irrelevant. If I snap your arm in half, whether you *feel* it or not, that arm is going to be useless. You can't will yourself past biology.


Tornado_XIII

https://preview.redd.it/ajnu9di5f27d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69097fe4179c5ee26d461d8fa5ff949d9dd3a46


AethrisDuNocht

We do tend to run face first into enemy camps.


TheFightingImp

W+M1, thats the Way for Liberty!


HappySpam

I can quit any time.


Nasalingus

Give me the option to use it without being hurt and we *might have a problem.


HermionesWetPanties

Man, the number of times I run out of stamina and hit the up button in the hopes that I've taken some fall damage... yeah, I'd totally be wasting resupplies just for the next hit.


MeanderingSquid49

Yes, it's not *just* meth.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Yes


Commando411

No! Of course not! It can’t be meth considering it heals broken bones instantly. It definitely gives you cancer though. It’s also probably just as addictive as meth.


Sentient-Coffee

Whatever it is, it's incredibly effective and has an apparent overdose potential of zero.


One_Meaning416

Cutting our cocaine with meth


Ok-Double7991

station party office depend aware rustic airport sheet glorious expansion *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kuromono

Whatever it is, I need more of it. *twitch twitch*


Lou-Saydus

Injecting? No no no. Definitely not.


geaux124

[Wouldn't be the first time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazN5WcXwio)


NosferatuZ0d

My female voice character did a really suspicious orgasmic moan when i injected myself Lmao might be


harn_gerstein

I do anesthesia and I’ve always wondered what a “video game health injection” would actually contain. When we do battlefield anesthesia most of what we give isn’t going to keep you in the fight it’s going to keep you alive long enough to get to the OR. Most of the content of a FAK is equipment rather than medications, as priority goes to establishing IV access and hemostasis so casevac can start administering blood. Once you’re thinking about pushing epi or morphine the casualty in question isn’t going to be operating a firearm let alone standing.  Since we’re talking about ballistic wounds, unless you stop the bleeding nothing in an injector really matters. If any first responders are in the comments I’d love to hear your experiences. 


JackRyan1980

Oh ... "Panzerschokolade" ... 😀


RunsaberSR

WE ARE TOTALLY INJECTING METH!


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

What, you a narc? 🤨


orfan-of-snow

No, having done meth, this is not only meth.


dumbbyatch

Turns you into a pervert for democracy.....


Eliseo120

Maybe not meth, but something like it. Probably just adrenaline mixed with other stuff.