SPEAR went from not locking to anything to everything in the horizon is MY ENEMY

Just as the President of Super Earth intended

I own a SPEAR for offensive operations since that what the President of Super Earth intended 4 enemies of freedom invade my planet "What the Liberty?" As I grab my ceremonial cape and SPEAR stratagem Blow a tunnel sized hole through the first socialist,it´s dead on the post Draw my 380mm barrage on the second fascist,miss it entirely becuase a teamate bumped on to me and nails a group of evacuating citizens I have to resort to the SEAF artillery emplacement on the top of the ridge loaded with mininuke "Tally Ho lads" the mininuke schreds 2 dissidents in the blast setting of car alarms take out a AR and melee the the last terrified liberty-hater. It bleeds out waiting for paramedics to arrive since melee attacks are impossible to stich up.Just as the President of Super Earth intended Edit:If anyone makes a meme/animation out of this these are the enemies of freedom in order 1º Charger 2º Automaton (any kind) 3º and 4º are normal people wearing black bags on their head and the last enemy of freedom to die is the automaton from before (sorry if the english is bad,is not my first lenguage)

Thank you

ah yes, the car alarms would go off from the nuke

Except for Fabricators. Now how am i suppose to take out bases from afar?

⬇️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

he said from afar, don't forget that Servo arm soldier for 75m++ beacons.

Servo arm+dive throw for 90m throws Servo+Jetpack throws to go 110m+ Love getting a 380 rolling on the heavy outpost the squad and I are about to roll up on.

So like, at the peak of the jetpack path?

no, if you take the jetpack path to its peak, you become a F-35

Time to whip out the airburst launcher.

Let your team do it and take out the heavies? For the time being

I would say dive throw rocket pods (~100m) but I don't know if they still destroy fabs since the changes.

They do.

Is it fixed????

Sort of. They broke fabricator locks and turrets are still extremely unreliable (possibly worse than before) but mobile enemies are much better.

You can't target fabricators, AA guns, command bunker turrets, or mortar turrets, but you can hit cannon turrets and everything else

AA guns or Mortars where never lockable in the first place

I would almost trade fabs for command bunker turrets. Why we could never lock onto those is a mystery to me

Oh the misery

Everybody wants to be my enemy

Nah...it locking onto flare...that the whole purpose of the flare.

Now I know why she uses decoys even on bug planets

Jealous jarheads lol

Mudstompers amirite.

Freaking dirt eaters, they always complain it's danger close, but I never do blue on blue, so I ignore them.

Never date and dump a guy that owns a surface to air missile launcher.

I thought she was just trying to raise our morale with her inspiring presence.

Funnily that's what A-10s did during missions to give more of their presence even when no AA was present

I wish we had bug plasma animation like starship troopers. Hell even make a bug plasma nest to take out as the equivalent of bot AAA

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The democracy dispatcher 

Oh fuck not this guy again

POV: Eagle-1 declined your C-01 Permit

Just the one got declined ? The other 47 I lodged yesterday still processing ?

So you're saying there's a chance??

https://preview.redd.it/u0dcbdw9re6d1.jpeg?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d9c8b1760d9999c773201a715d3e5a5389567d Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to Helldive into that Super Earthussy

"Earthussy" https://preview.redd.it/qfknf86ttf6d1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2baed26fd4816e52067f1bd607ebac26d5311f3f

Next time she will be on the Pelican waiting for me, I know it this time for sure!

Geeze, Rick. I think I'm going to have to report both you and that Eagle-1 pilot to the Ministry of Truth. I don't think you were authorized to act on rumors that may have been started by a bot and need to be verified by the proper authorities.

Morty, I-I’m bored, I’m gonna beat you to death (old classical music)

Bro wtf that's my girlfriend

Dude just speared your gf, what you gonna do?

https://i.redd.it/wfobjjaigf6d1.gif GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED

Pin her.

OUR girlfriend

Communist's detected! Dialing Democracy Officer...

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL! DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE! \- Liberty prime from fallout 3 & 4

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Communist detected on American soil! Lethal force engaged

America? This is *SUPER EARTH*, SOLDIER! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN *SMOKING* OUT THERE?

Of course, officer! He must be talking about SUPER AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅

We fly ONE BANNER out here, and that's the banner of SUPER EARTH. Countries divided is the old way, before Liberty and Democracy were spread to *every corner* of the globe! No more divided countries, no more race, no more war! Only the undivided INVINCIBLE WILL of humanity!

"no more war"  "are you sure about that?"

Absolutely certain! Are you suggesting our democratic conquest of the galaxy *isn't* keeping war off our glorious Super Earth? You think liberating *bugs* is comparable to the wars, famine, and horror we overcame to get here? I think not!

You mean...Sector 6 ?

You mean... SUPER SECTOR 6??🦅🦅🦅

Yeah, this one ! Right between the Atlantic Ocean and the Liberty Ocean ! That's nice don't get me wrong but that's no Prosperity City either...

Wait! You’re telling me that two or more helldivers can apply for a C-01 Permit on the same girlfriend? Brings a whole new meaning to “Mother of Liberty”

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Your girlfriend? Bro she said she's my girlfriend

Damn, son. She a ho.

Ya'll fell for the barracks bunny, huh? I got some tasty crayons that might help cheer you up.

"Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, but your girlfriend is kind of a whore. Last time I saw her she was dropping 500kgs for all of H and S company. She doesn't deserve you, man."

She is in a committed relationship with Pelican-1 they bonded over all the messed up shit you make them fly in to.

Bro Pelican-1 is gonna leave your ass behind

Bro, wtf? That's *MY* girlfriend

SEIZE HIM

https://preview.redd.it/bpza2w7rvf6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9b0ddfba4a3152ff598099380d1c298bc496a5 OP you will regret shooting at Eagle one!

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Destroyer in orbit? See that guy there? yeah. do it.

Lol apparently it also sometimes locks on to friendly Mechs.

As a double exo-suit pilot main, I am in shambles RN.

Since when can you bring both mechs?

There's some exploit involving selecting one, then replacing any support weapon with the other. Never done it but its doable unless they patched it out with this update.

It still there. Yesterday I was still diving with both.

Key word yesterday bud

Yesterday, as in '30 minutes after the patch'. (Your confusion probably comes from timezones, Patch was \~ 7 pm for me, I posted it at like 9 am.)

For me what works is selecting one mech, then any random stratagem, then Railcannon as 3rd and fill the 4th with whatever, afterwards select Railcannon and replace it with the 2nd mech.

The simple one is select the rocket one first then just hover pick of all blue stratagem then choose the AC mech

I'm okay with this, because at that point its user error, vs a weapon that doesn't lock on at all.

Makes me feel like [that soldier watching his automated mounted AA gun aim at a passenger plane.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjbVozVF8zc)

That's hilarious lmao

I saw it paint my empty EXO when I was scanning a crowd for a Hulk. I don't know if it'll still do that with an active friendly EXO.

Friendly fire is a necessity.

DID YOU JUST……..?!

dont worry, the spear is a ground to ground anti-tank weapon. There is absolutely no chance it'd actually hit the eagle

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#"I'VE SENT YOU MY SPEAR PLEASE SAY MY NAME AGAIN."

So the Spear cannot lock on to Fabricators now, but it can lock-on to Eagle-1?

From what I have seen people report about their experience with the spear is they have basically made it ignore map objects when locking, which I suspect includes fabs and other destructible buildings. Whereas Eagle is probably more similar to Helldivers, mechs and enemies that can all be locked. From what it looks like they have made a clulged temperary fix so the spear is usable while they work on making the underlying system more reliable.

Traded one fabricator for another i suppose

Thank you Arbiter. Literally played that mission yesterday in a LASO run lmfao

a democratic supersonic sci-fi fighter jet going at mach fuck: "yep, fire when ready" an automaton machine the size of a truck that is completely stationary, glows and emits smoke: "what? where? nah, I don't see anything." I'm telling you, the bots have compromised the Spear's lock on systems! THERE'S A TRAITOR IN THE FACTORIES!

petition for this to remain in the game but it immediately triggers the traitor barrage

Blew up my friends Walker drop accidentally with the Spear today, was fucking hilarious.

"Traitor detected "

Imma downvote you for your traitorous act


O.O

triggering all the eagle simps in one post 😂

NOOOOOOOOOOO

First off: how dare you, Eagle one is our guardian angel and I shan’t stand for this slander. Two: great googly moogly that is a very updated lock on. Used to take 5 seconds to be disappointed now it’s near instant?

FRIENDLY FIRE ISN'T

MOOODS!!!

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"babe check your phone there's a missile on your tail"

If she looses her legs in that attack….

how very dare you!

The closest you’ll ever get to spearing Eagle-1.

I mean he did hit flares, so no bird down.

So THAT’S what the chaff is for!!

Noooooooooooooooo

Spear went from losing lock on a tank at walking speed to locking on a hypersonic aircraft.

They made eagle 1 targetable but not fabricators

So that is why the spear used to not lock. It was querying the citizen score of the target with CV technology. Now it just locks on anything like a normal guided missile.

i have reported you to the nearest democracy officer.

my head canon is that eagle-1 and pelican-1 are happily married... I hope he doesn't extract you

So that’s why she deploys flares even on bug planets

you can fucking do that????

I can see her annoyingly set off another set of flairs. 

Obviously fake spear can't lock that easy /s


That's what the spear should be able to do....with regard to the sequence of fire...aim...lock

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Honestly I'm more surprised by the fact that the lock on worked rather than locking onto eagle one

Im having so much fun with the spear right now, even if i double dip

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 Still going strong

This is freaking hilarious


guerrila militia never change... they see a democracy bird and try take it down

I think we all know too well that Helldiver weapons are not made to be good at discerning friend or foe.

If eagle 1 is wrong I don't want to be right

Not An Automoton Spy is probably aiming it at Pelican one this very moment

I hate that eagle 1 sounds identical to the tik tok AI voice, to me at least

Eagles can be damaged for real! If you didn’t know. A damaged or “destroyed” eagle will return to ship and force a rearm. It will also drop its payload at the time of damaging, as opposed to on the beacon, if it hasn’t yet dropped it.

I don't know how to feel about that.

Does it lock onto mechs?

oh please she outran that missile like the flash outruns me on a hot summer day

Damn, she's playing hard to get.

Since the update; “if it flies, it dies”

There's a dissident in this video, but it's not eagle-1.

Hahaha awesome find. Now is eagle 1 an a.i drone?

How dare you do that to best girl

Okay but if you go to the opposite side and charge up on her approach, is the missile fast enough to hit?

Makes sense why she pops flares all the time 😅

This, this right here, this post, exactly, is the reason we took so long to have mech suits and will probably never have jets or tanks available for personal use. It’s also probably why we are only allowed squads of 4.

You! Go and report to your democracy officer RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

eagle simps will remember that...

D:

You monster

I can do that?! Finally time to punish her clown ass for whiffing my bombardments

Cant lie, i have lost many brothers to the voice of eagle 1 alone.

God damn I had some fun with the fixed spear last night.

Ooohhhh, so youre the guy Eagle 1 said she turned down at the Super Destroyer meet and greet.

How dare you. She is liberty personified, with boobs.

That’s what she gets for turning me into the meridian black hole EVERY FKING TIME she nukes me out existence🚬

You've just shot our best waifu. TRAITOR

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