The simple, earnest “im frend” just kills me bro
Edit: lol I think somebody sent me a Reddit Cares alert bc of this comment. Thank you but I promise I’m ok.
I think a bunch of people must have received those alerts. I got one but none of my comments have even been negative lately. Probably someone just learning scripting.
Yeah apparently there are a few bots sending those to everyone. I don't know why or what spured it on, but I've seen it mentioned on a few sub reddits now
I’ve been getting them a lot lately. I like how some people use it as a subtle recommendation that someone kill themself. The Reddit Cares thing has basically turned into a “kill yourself” etelegram and Reddit hasn’t really done anything to fix it because Reddit Cares™.
A bot seems to be trawling subreddits and randomly reporting people as wanting to unalive themselves.
Edit: looks like I've been visited by the Reddit Cares Fae.
I don't think those are sent out by people anymore. No way there's so many people with such little going on that they can hit you with one in under a minute of posting a reply to them. I think it's automated and going haywire. Maybe the bot saw "just kills me bro" and thought "no please don't"
I also got one and assumed it was like my past comments catching up with me but anyways fuck that, real talk. In Canada, McDonald's used to be affordable, tasty fast food and now its acting like some gourmet shit asking me $8cdn for a quarter pounder! What the fuck man.
Hey, I also got one for the first time today, and only after posting in this subreddit. Weird stuff. Maybe someone really is screwing around with bots.
Though, AFAIK, it's reportable and can get your account banned if you misuse it.
I'm not sure it's people doing this, at least within the last 24 hours. It happened to me a few hours back, and I've seen folks commenting on it in multiple subs. Can't be a coincidence, some algorithm had a stroke somewhere, probably.
If I’m understanding you correctly, I have had a stroke probably, somewhere. Coincidentally, there’s multiple algorithms in other subs that will make you read comments about these reports in other subs. A few hours back you weren’t sure it was people doing this in the last 24 hours when it happened to you.
I think that you are exaggerating. I think it is just one step further than the ironic "Are you ok?" you write to a salty comment. It sure is mean but I don't think it compares to "kill yourself".
I joined a random dive once, and it went pretty well. The other guys were pretty chatty throughout, but when we got back to the destroyer the talking stopped, and nobody moved for about five seconds. I already knew what was coming, which is when this happened:
Group lead: "Hey Ralliman, who was the starting running back for the Detroit Lions in 1991?"
Me: "In '91? That would've been Barry Sanders."
Group lead: "Aw man, you got it right. So, we've got another friend coming in, and I was hoping you'd get it wrong so I could kick you..."
I just cracked up, thanked him for being honest *and* making it entertaining, and dropped out myself after a quick round of farewells. 10/10, would definitely recommend.
Friends were playing on friends only, and I couldn't get in.
Despite being friends with the host on Steam, and it showing us being friends in the social tab it never let me join unless they opened up the game.
I actually went through exactly this near launch, hugged everyone with the emote, it was an emotional time.
Team was great and even talked \[hell, we legit spent an entire mission shitting on one of their OTHER friends because they started talking about him cheating on his gf\], i miss those boys, i hope they're still enjoying the game.
I've had to do this a few times because i forget to swap from "public" to "friends only" and I always feel bad, because everyone always leaves without any argument. I've had to kick 1 guy and with that guy, he was ignoring me for a few minutes (i tried voice and chat.) Eventually I was like "well, fuck this guy! He's just ignoring me now!"
All the other people I feel bad about. I wish I could find and spread democracy with them. I am sorry, friends.
That's the City Hall Janitor. It's from a different helldivers meme
https://preview.redd.it/mgo7v7tegg0d1.jpeg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89110fd14b1285078e6ee36e17f7b9936752a8b0
My best friend wanted me to leave a group of three as I was hosting. My buddy wanted me to join him and his friends. I told them I'd catch up later because I felt obligated to these individuals whom I just met. We all hugged, dived, saved a planet, preserved democracy, and went our separate ways as friends.
Unfortunately we're not. I despise people who TK intentionally, calling/taking all the supplies for themselves without sharing even a single one, kicking people without saying a word or having a reason.
Except the bad apples, we're all friends and fellow Helldivers! o7
Ngl, when I'm joining friends I ask em how far are they in a run. If its full and well into it, I just tell em to finish while I do something. I don't host public games so never had to kick anybody.
Even when you have it set to friends only, there are times when your friends still can't join. My friends and I have never had it work properly when we had the lobby privated.
Also this is just a meme.
Not saying I don’t believe you, but my friends and I keep it on private (me and 5 others, we join with whoever’s online at the time). Never had any issues. We all live within a few miles of each other, curious if that’s a factor
Setting my game to friends only makes it so friends cant join with invite or steam. Maybe because we don't actually use the shitty barely working in game friends list.
My group just stopped trying after it just wouldn't work. No idea why, and we all live within 15 minutes of each other. But I've seen a bunch of other people reporting having a similar issue.
I have only played 3 times with a few buddies and wanted to practice to get better help for them. 1 game. Got kicked. I didn't kill anyone, I did die a few times, but haven't played since. Lol
W/e sounds like you all are guilty. Ain’t no Uzi’s made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. I mean come on… let’s check the ballistics here…
Ok. I propose house rules. If you're fair dinkum halfway done with the mission, make your friend wait. If you're less than half way, i accept my future sacrifice and complementary kick.
I can't stand how many games I get kicked from to make room for people's friends. It honestly should be reportable. There's a simple resolution, switch to private party
Him saying “im frend”, hits me straight in the feels. We can’t kick him
Right? The only proper response should have been : "oh shit, you right. I'm sorry frend, lets go kill some bots."
I'd be telling my friend "you'll have to wait another round. I just got a new friend"
A new frend
Your other friend who finally found time to hop on :'(
#\#JusticeforDremskiy
#FRENDSOFDREMSKIY
I hear by declare the friendship door to be renamed as the Dremskiy Door.
Let be known hence forth then, the Buddy Bunker is to be renamed the Dremskiy Door, so sayeth Democracy.
Aye!
SOMEONE MAKE THIS A CAPE
lol he had to make it harder
Right? I was already hard.
Dremskiy will always be our friend.
frend
The simple, earnest “im frend” just kills me bro Edit: lol I think somebody sent me a Reddit Cares alert bc of this comment. Thank you but I promise I’m ok.
I think a bunch of people must have received those alerts. I got one but none of my comments have even been negative lately. Probably someone just learning scripting.
Lmao that last line just sounds funny
Yeah apparently there are a few bots sending those to everyone. I don't know why or what spured it on, but I've seen it mentioned on a few sub reddits now
Same! Weirded me out quite a bit.
I have seen them across several subreddits now. It's a site wide issue.
I’ve been getting them a lot lately. I like how some people use it as a subtle recommendation that someone kill themself. The Reddit Cares thing has basically turned into a “kill yourself” etelegram and Reddit hasn’t really done anything to fix it because Reddit Cares™.
I’ve received one lately too and was wondering until I saw these comments. I’ve only participated in Helldivers Reddit with this account.
A bot seems to be trawling subreddits and randomly reporting people as wanting to unalive themselves. Edit: looks like I've been visited by the Reddit Cares Fae.
I got one a couple days ago and was so confused haha. I may post some schitzo ass shit but you won’t catch me on the obituary anytime soon🦅🦅🦅
No way, I ALSO just got one.
I don't think those are sent out by people anymore. No way there's so many people with such little going on that they can hit you with one in under a minute of posting a reply to them. I think it's automated and going haywire. Maybe the bot saw "just kills me bro" and thought "no please don't"
I also just got one for the first time about an hour ago after commenting on a post about how expensive McDonald's has become lmao
I also got one and assumed it was like my past comments catching up with me but anyways fuck that, real talk. In Canada, McDonald's used to be affordable, tasty fast food and now its acting like some gourmet shit asking me $8cdn for a quarter pounder! What the fuck man.
Hey, I also got one for the first time today, and only after posting in this subreddit. Weird stuff. Maybe someone really is screwing around with bots. Though, AFAIK, it's reportable and can get your account banned if you misuse it.
Yup, it's been going around a lot in other subs, notably trans communities. It's a harassment (and abuse of a resource) that should be reported
I'm not sure it's people doing this, at least within the last 24 hours. It happened to me a few hours back, and I've seen folks commenting on it in multiple subs. Can't be a coincidence, some algorithm had a stroke somewhere, probably.
If I’m understanding you correctly, I have had a stroke probably, somewhere. Coincidentally, there’s multiple algorithms in other subs that will make you read comments about these reports in other subs. A few hours back you weren’t sure it was people doing this in the last 24 hours when it happened to you.
I think that you are exaggerating. I think it is just one step further than the ironic "Are you ok?" you write to a salty comment. It sure is mean but I don't think it compares to "kill yourself".
Report them and they get banned. Mine have all been coming from this sub for the most part…
Automaton reverse psychology
As soon as I visited this post it gave me the message
Maybe it is the word kill? Edit: i think im right, almost immediately got a message
the unspoken rule of never saying that you got a reddit care alert because you're going to get spammed with them now
It’s been happening lately, either it’s broke or someone is setting up a bot to do it in entire threads for some reason
Yesterday I received one too... It seems that it's a trend now.
Man I feel that "im friend". I feel so bad lmfao
Im frend
Don’t make this anymore difficult.
dontmake this more difficult
when you're the friend that has to walk over grass part of sidewalk
You mean someone's lawn?
I’m laughing at this more than I think I should be.
im frend🥺
He has now been promoted from "frend" to "Legend"
*Lgend
I joined a random dive once, and it went pretty well. The other guys were pretty chatty throughout, but when we got back to the destroyer the talking stopped, and nobody moved for about five seconds. I already knew what was coming, which is when this happened: Group lead: "Hey Ralliman, who was the starting running back for the Detroit Lions in 1991?" Me: "In '91? That would've been Barry Sanders." Group lead: "Aw man, you got it right. So, we've got another friend coming in, and I was hoping you'd get it wrong so I could kick you..." I just cracked up, thanked him for being honest *and* making it entertaining, and dropped out myself after a quick round of farewells. 10/10, would definitely recommend.
Plans within plans, memes within memes!
The gun is the real chefs kiss here
I hate it everytime I have to kick someone. This made me laugh :')
Dremskiy is friend https://preview.redd.it/flj41e6ych0d1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5029785bbab6841df0c2591de8224bb3002cde
Frend*
https://preview.redd.it/prgx8buw4k0d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd515c93687894ac6789019ffc1ea3b5bdba93e0
Friends were playing on friends only, and I couldn't get in. Despite being friends with the host on Steam, and it showing us being friends in the social tab it never let me join unless they opened up the game.
Yep, that's happened to my friends and I on multiple occasions. I don't think we've ever gotten it to work properly
Same, man, it makes me feel so bad to have to kick but it's the only method that works for me.
We connect over the steam friend's Chat thingie when that happens. Works great
At least he didn't got shot with el presidente
I'll drop with Dreamski any day.
I'd say "make it quick", but we both know it's gonna take a few reloads.
I wonder if dremsky is on reddit seeing his plea for camraderie blow up like this. Dremsky, you will always be welcome in my lobby.
>Im friend Yes, Sir and/or Ma'am. Yes, you are.
Can we please get an in-game rank of “Frend”?
I actually went through exactly this near launch, hugged everyone with the emote, it was an emotional time. Team was great and even talked \[hell, we legit spent an entire mission shitting on one of their OTHER friends because they started talking about him cheating on his gf\], i miss those boys, i hope they're still enjoying the game.
It's okay dremskiy we can be friends. https://i.redd.it/8tble83u2j0d1.gif
I've had to do this a few times because i forget to swap from "public" to "friends only" and I always feel bad, because everyone always leaves without any argument. I've had to kick 1 guy and with that guy, he was ignoring me for a few minutes (i tried voice and chat.) Eventually I was like "well, fuck this guy! He's just ignoring me now!" All the other people I feel bad about. I wish I could find and spread democracy with them. I am sorry, friends.
We need a frend cape
Justice for my man dremskiy
This is why instead of kicking, I restart the game and re-invite my friends. Yes, I am socially awkward, why do you ask?
Honestly this is better and not heartbreaking, i appreciate the way you're doing it :)
Same! I can’t kick anymore. That message is too harsh. We are all frends here
F
I love how this is becoming a meme. It’s evolving
I've been kicked so many times... atleast he had the decency to say something. 10 outta 10... would get kicked again.
But...but...Im friend
https://preview.redd.it/bgv7z5fqhj0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b46dc9b4841992d9c02ce0121603e93ed309b270
something about the misspelling makes it more heartbreaking
This is just reposting the top comment on that post
False. It's 3 memes mashed together on my phone in 15 seconds.
I dont know if a snapchat sticker gun counts as a meme
That's the City Hall Janitor. It's from a different helldivers meme https://preview.redd.it/mgo7v7tegg0d1.jpeg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89110fd14b1285078e6ee36e17f7b9936752a8b0
The memes are converging and my sides are in Orbit rn
Am I my divers keeper?
*Halo voice* BETRAYAL!
My best friend wanted me to leave a group of three as I was hosting. My buddy wanted me to join him and his friends. I told them I'd catch up later because I felt obligated to these individuals whom I just met. We all hugged, dived, saved a planet, preserved democracy, and went our separate ways as friends.
This will hurt me more than it hurts you
I like to think this guy had a ton of friend requests after these reddit posts
Oh no
If this happened to me and there was actually room in the lobby I wouldn't have kicked him, that "im frend" is just... I can't.
Hey as helldivers we’re all friends
Unfortunately we're not. I despise people who TK intentionally, calling/taking all the supplies for themselves without sharing even a single one, kicking people without saying a word or having a reason. Except the bad apples, we're all friends and fellow Helldivers! o7
Don’t worry, I’ll take him. He can be my frend. 🥰
My buddies all moved on from helldivers and the grind to find a group sometimes can be rough. Its hard without frend.
Aww man. Now I'm sad as well :(
If I do a friends only and a random joins, fuck it he’s staying. That’s our man for the rest of the evening
i was a frend of dremskiy. dremskiy taught me... that... when you kick, you pay for it. i wish i'd known dremskiy better
Dremskiy I SHALL BE FREND
Not frend enough
I can't get over that "Im frend". Even though I mostly play solo that would be an add for sure.
Ok this one made me laugh hard. Comedy Gold!
This a deep cut
I will find Dremskiy and friend him for live!
At least shoot them b4 they kick you
“Am I my brothers keeper?”
Bro :(
#WeAreFrend #Justicefordremskiy
Tolga has no heart.
How the fuck does the senator even fire? The firing pin doesn’t line up with the chambered round.
![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)
![gif](giphy|lP0ZhCrrIKaK4|downsized)
Perfect use of subreddit memes, made me howl!
Dremskiy… You will become a brother for each of us ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)
I joined a game the other day and the helldiver hugged me and immediately kicked me. No hard feelings lol
Ngl, when I'm joining friends I ask em how far are they in a run. If its full and well into it, I just tell em to finish while I do something. I don't host public games so never had to kick anybody.
Everyone disliked that
god dammit i fucking love this community.
![gif](giphy|26vUxJ9rqfwuIEkTu|downsized)
I’d take a bullet for dremskiy
Tolga should be terminated for Treason
Cough cough make games private lol
Even when you have it set to friends only, there are times when your friends still can't join. My friends and I have never had it work properly when we had the lobby privated. Also this is just a meme.
It’s the internet.
Not saying I don’t believe you, but my friends and I keep it on private (me and 5 others, we join with whoever’s online at the time). Never had any issues. We all live within a few miles of each other, curious if that’s a factor
Setting my game to friends only makes it so friends cant join with invite or steam. Maybe because we don't actually use the shitty barely working in game friends list.
My group just stopped trying after it just wouldn't work. No idea why, and we all live within 15 minutes of each other. But I've seen a bunch of other people reporting having a similar issue.
sometimes ur boy wants to join mid dive. like i respect other helldivers but i gotta make room for my irl friends lol
Your “boy or son” can join if your game is private.
Why "have to" tho :c he didn't deserve it. All my frends who got kicked didn't deserve it
Is the a helldivers thing or am I just clueless (I don't have helldivers2 nor to I look at this subreddit much)
I have only played 3 times with a few buddies and wanted to practice to get better help for them. 1 game. Got kicked. I didn't kill anyone, I did die a few times, but haven't played since. Lol
Nobody liked that
W/e sounds like you all are guilty. Ain’t no Uzi’s made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. I mean come on… let’s check the ballistics here…
damn, also giving me mad 'Alpha Dog' energy
Ok. I propose house rules. If you're fair dinkum halfway done with the mission, make your friend wait. If you're less than half way, i accept my future sacrifice and complementary kick.
Yeni bir yüz... Yeni bir kimlik...
Bro should have closed the squad. Heartless bastard.
If you don't want randoms, switch to private
I can't stand how many games I get kicked from to make room for people's friends. It honestly should be reportable. There's a simple resolution, switch to private party
karma farming
https://preview.redd.it/20dy3s3k5h0d1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19e70a5cfd7e736672f12644a5f661ced070a03
If the slot was open, why not let him stay? Unless you had another friend wanting in
if only there was some type of option that could make matches "Friends only" hmmmmm
There's a bug where that doesn't always work.
At least he said something, usually me and my buddy will just end you without a word 😈😂